Jane Crocker, Maid of Life
@gutsyGendarme
Curiosity got the best of me it seems, hoo hoo. she/her/they/them :B (Suggestive/NSFW posts on occasion but no #NSFWE) ((PFP from optimisticDuelist’s Medium Article on Jane and her classpect))
be free my yuris go out there n be yuriful for me ok
#TieThemUpTuesday report: managed 2 snag a particularly squirmy lil bunny @gadaboutTrickster girl would NOT stop wrigglin around so gettin the knots just right ended up takin me forever lmao completely worth it tho <3 #nsfw #rorogallery https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c3407578561c.png
Ooooooooooooooooooo.
jane! don't you look at this!
Goddamnit, my knees are shaking again whenever I look at one of my… dildos. I figured I’d gotten rid of this neediness already with the last time… :B #nsfw
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HEY, YOU GOOD? THE WAY YOU DESCRIBE YOUR KNEES MAKES IT SOUND LIKE YOUR ABOUT TO FALL OVER.
In a way, yes. It’s just my… lust, in a sense. It has had its own fluctuations for a while now but recently and currently it’s… spiking. My own methods to curb it haven’t been as effective.
DO YOU LIKE.. NEED SOMEONE OVER TO HELP WITH THAT?
Seeing as I can’t entirely handle it by this point, that would be… preferred.
ALRIGHT.. I'LL COME OVER.
Eh- don’t you need my… I’m forgetting the name- right, universal coordinates??
YEAH, SLIDE THAT OVER PLEASE.
Gonna move over to DMs, not trying to universally dox myself, hoo hoo. :B
Haven’t busted out the rope in a hot minute… #nsfw #bdsm
Okay im aware what this is about, but i imagined for a second you were actually embracing life as a cowgirl.
I read a8out shi8ari early on in my self-made exile. I wish I could practice it. Nautical knots were a deep fascin8ion of mine 8ack when I sailed, so it only seems like a logical evolution. nsfw
It doesn’t feel all that kinky, right? As much as it is undeniably that, it’s like… another form of self-expression depending on who you do it with! Not to mention, getting tied down while more than likely getting fucked is equally as hot, hoo hoo.
What in the blue-blazes do I do with all this alcohol?! Certainly not guzzle all of it, that’d be a nightmare and a half to contend with tomorrow, hoo hoo.
Ebay? Or maybe just store it for special occasions.
take it tw0 meenah and aa's beach party saturday.
future last minute gifts?
The longer I store it, the more I find myself mulling my mind about it. Especially with how I’ve noticed I’ve been drinking more and more recently, I want to curb this before it gets out of hand. :B
Smart. You can sell it, then. I know you're a businesswoman at heart, right?
I’m not that far into the monetary market as my other iterations, hoo hoo. Although I might be able to come up with something…
Really need to get a handle on this and try to be more active. :B
Jane! It sure has been a hot minute since ive seen you around.
Nice to see you as well, Jake! I’ve… well frankly I see a lot of Englishes on here on the daily to be honest, hoo hoo.
Sorry about all of those… earlier Chitts, regardless of there only being 2 of them. I was feeling myself a bit too hard there and accidentally over-consumed on WAY too much wine. :B
i-it happens to the best of us..,,.,.,. i hope you feel better now!.,.,
I will admit, I’m feeling a lot more peachy compared to yesterday, hoo hoo.
you haD a quiCk sobering up! t-that's gooD sinCe you Dint have to Deal with a rough hangover.,,..
I actually woke up in the middle of the night with my head ringing, unfortunately. I’m not lucky to have such a high alcohol tolerance, so I gave myself a bit to stave off the debilitation before I just went back to bed. :B