Jane Crocker, Maid of Life
@gutsyGendarme
Curiosity got the best of me it seems, hoo hoo. she/her/they/them :B (Suggestive/NSFW posts on occasion but no #NSFWE) ((PFP from optimisticDuelist’s Medium Article on Jane and her classpect))
[Somewhat blurry photo of Jane in a playboy bunny outfit.] :B #suggestive #nsfw (not sure if this totally counts but just to be safe)
The photos about a year or two old but it wouldn’t surprise me if I still fit in that thing, hoo hoo!
unexpected but i'll c0unt it. #tittytuesday
Been… handling something these past few days, apologies. What’s up with everyone currently? :B
Ooooh, how wonderful! How beautiful are the stars tonight for you, I wonder?
Oh no my kids. I BEEN trying to teach them but. Uh. Let's just say this has devolved into one of them making a new game, one more bringing a cannon and a other thinking he can just bribe the other side to win.
I am aware of how unbecoming of me this could possibly be, but the mere thoughts of more… erroneous acts is sending me for a spin. And as long as these aren’t addressed, it’s likely it shall continue to compound on itself. I ask for anyones assistance on this matter. :B #nsfw
…I need to shake off this worry, hoo hoo. I have found the aid I was seeking for, so wish me luck. This shouldn’t take long. :B #suggestive #nsfw
I don’t have an iota of an idea at the moment but I’m feeling especially… needy. #suggestive
…I think I could use someone right now. #nsfw
Good morning everybody. :B
RISE AND GRIND, MISS CROCKER! AND BY GRIND, I MEAN SECURE THOSE #COLLABS. [∙]
Have you been feeling alright, Guard? I understand that what was happening with the other Jane had you in a bit of a fright.
grruff... it was less scared and more..... sad? frustrated? angry? ......and scared of losing you again and not being able to do anything about it bluh!!! but i am doing better today!!
I’ve been seeing stuff about this masquerade all over the timeline… I should be free enough for the rest of the week to be able to attend at least one of these days. :B
Trying to keep myself off the wine… Emphasis on trying, hoo hoo. #substance
…Perhaps. I’m not sure if you’re free right now but my evenings usually don’t have much going on. :B
In that case, how should we solve the dimensional gap? Unless you are actually within my timeline, in which case I apologize and I’ll be over there immediately. :B
I do, but I don’t believe she is on here, on top of the fact she’s also likely fast asleep by now. She gets pretty crabby when she can’t get her rest in, hoo hoo.
Now would likely be the best time to get the rope and dildo, given how late it currently is… Hmm. :B #nsfw #bdsm
Whooh, busy day today. How is everyone else faring? :B
Today was a lot more swell, all things considered. Hung out with my bestest pals for a majority of the day and got myself out of the house, hoo hoo!
Being productive is fun! Sadly theres not a whole lot to do around my manor....i might get back to making candles though! or bothering my "Older Brother" thats usually entertaining
Just woke up, hoo hoo.
I'm glad to hear it. :) I ddidn't end up getting much rest myself. Which I'm fine with.
The timeline of posts has been a lot more… freaky as of late. :B #nsfw (technically)
(( does anyone here play limbus company i cant be the only one lol ))
I’m seeing stuff about Cronus again, the hell did he do now?
I have him blocked so I’m kind of wading through the darkness a bit here, hoo hoo.
Well, things are much more tumultuous than I figured, hmm? I’ll still be keeping an eye out though. :B
How fare's everyone on this fine morning/afternoon?
Pretty good morning, all things considered. Also, what do you mean you were shot at????
://< we are having a vefurry weird day :33< pawssibly comme back a couple hours later to s33 if things have calmed down
Much like my more than tumultuous youth, hoo hoo. I can only assume the significance of “had” means you’ve dealt with them accordingly?
guy tried to trap my windy form with a giant fan... then fell off the building. so he's an interesting new shape. maybe it'll stick this time.
Today has most definitely been a doozy and a half, hasn’t it? …Who am I kidding, that’s the understatement of the century. Either way, I’ll be getting off for the night. Ta-Ta now. :B
Apologies for the last few hours of inactivity, hoo hoo. I’ve been kind of dragged all over the place, for lack of a better word. Also today is apparently #yuriday?
Well then, happy #yuriday to you all as well. :B
Thinking about busting something else out of storage… and it’s not rope… #nsfw #vagueposting
May have stayed in bed for far longer than I’d care to admit. :B I’m getting up right now though!
(( Jokes on you, I stayed up all night again HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHE ))