john egbert
@ectoBiologist
movie reviews and other wacky stuff (if i don't forget)! ((banner by @SvetoShumovaya on twitter))
(( now's a good time to lay down some headcanons and AU deets! ༄ earth c, post-credits (~5 years after) ༄ epilogues and BC won't happen (but will interact with characters from both!) ༄ 5'8", mixed (caucasian/filipino) ༄ ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶a̶ ̶h̶o̶m̶o̶s̶e̶x̶u̶a̶l̶ closeted pansexual ༄ incipient gender dysphoria - a june in waiting ... ༄ chronic depression (medicated most of the time, sometimes not. sometimes weed [thanks davekat]) ༄ same setting as @amorousChanteuse ༄ more juicy stuff through chits and interaction clues ooo 👻 as for ooc ... 👻 dms are open (but are immersive! only either pesterlog style dms, OR for ooc contact. won't action RP in there.) 👻 not here to be a horndog IF it's completely out of character for john 👻 i'm here for laughs, angst, and fun character-accurate poppycock 👻 any characters that could exist in the same time period and setting as my john can be assumed to do exactly that! let's have fun! thanks for having me!! )) #substance #mental-health #depression #dysphoria #genderdysphoria #sexuality
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I do not like this.
is there a way to use the bathroom without waking up someone who's sleeping on your arm? i'm asking for someone else. #question #qna #q&a #help
kinda having trouble staying asleep. beautiful song! #nowlistening #nowlisteningto #music https://open.spotify.com/track/2yoaXLItTfWNpdFFpdF3Ti?si=0545ceceebd64048
If for any reason this #DroneSeason I become momentarily incapable of acting as President, I would like to make it clear that @tentacleTherapist#7214, the VP of my administration, is fully authorized to act as President until my faculties return to me.
nah war soon ig
I surely hope not.
holy shit
i dont trust anyone but you to be president dawg this place going to shit istg
🐾y'kNow, i stayed UP all Night to see where the sUN weNt... theN it 'dawNed' oN me! x) hehe,
(( now's a good time to lay down some headcanons and AU deets! ༄ earth c, post-credits (~5 years after) ༄ epilogues and BC won't happen (but will interact with characters from both!) ༄ 5'8", mixed (caucasian/filipino) ༄ ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶a̶ ̶h̶o̶m̶o̶s̶e̶x̶u̶a̶l̶ closeted pansexual ༄ incipient gender dysphoria - a june in waiting ... ༄ chronic depression (medicated most of the time, sometimes not. sometimes weed [thanks davekat]) ༄ same setting as @amorousChanteuse ༄ more juicy stuff through chits and interaction clues ooo 👻 as for ooc ... 👻 dms are open (but are immersive! only either pesterlog style dms, OR for ooc contact. won't action RP in there.) 👻 not here to be a horndog IF it's completely out of character for john 👻 i'm here for laughs, angst, and fun character-accurate poppycock 👻 any characters that could exist in the same time period and setting as my john can be assumed to do exactly that! let's have fun! thanks for having me!! )) #substance #mental-health #depression #dysphoria #genderdysphoria #sexuality
Philippines mentioned!!!!))))
omg omg omg what do i wear tonight.
i have to make it really effortless and cute, but also elaborate and intentional. why doesn't it feel like i have cute pajamas for impromptu sleepovers!!
#nowwatching @amorousChanteuse https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7a5190141e06.jpg
thinking of my pals... every next birthday is a little less boring with you guys around. #throwbacktuesday #newbanner ((by @SvetoShumovaya on twitter)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f1a5d98ca5b2.jpg
im glad it was a good one!! i wont forget it any time soon :)
((my jade is based on this artist's vers of jade!! :D
//thats really cool!! :)
such a beautiful rendition of jade :sob: this artist's john is my fav too!! ))
to avoid being patronized.. fuck shit bitch cock pussy sex vagina !!!! #nsfw
yeah!! youre an adult woman!!
i am !!!!! and a lack of experience does not mean i am a kid !!! bluhh!!!
even though im only just now dating my first girlfriend at 21 doesnt mean i cant make my own adult decisions :T
>> Fa¡r enough, get ¡t g¡r1 ¡ ડupport you
triple jade... it's like that one trollcaloid song!
ボーカロイドの話？ せか～いで、一番お姫様様......
with the power of goregle translate! unless this is a more general question. then uh. yes. i can.
roxy is pretty :)
bo7 7ou look awa7 for a few minutes and the eldrit(h beings from the furthest ring are (hitting
c< tHats wHat iM sayiN! >c
WHY IS EVERYONE F**KING GOONING!!!!!! I CAN'T BEAR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry. That was completely out of line. Ignore this pawst, please.
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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #GoonGang
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Okay #Okay
Yeah it kind .o°f sucks badly
H3/H1M D4Y
🐾ya caN't rUN throUgh a camPgroUNd... ya oNly raN, becaUse it's 'Past teNts'! ehehe x) hehe,
🐾i caN't stoP falliN' off my bike aNd gettiN' myself hUrt... it's a vicioUs 'cycle'! x) ehehe! hehe,
i wanted to be a bike-ridin' rapper, but i Couldn't fi6ure out how to handlebars! >◡<
🐾told a good bUddy 10 jokes to make him laUgh... sadly, 'No PUN iN teN did'! get it? sNrrrk x) hehe,