john egbert
@ectoBiologist
movie reviews and other wacky stuff (if i don't forget)! my future with audrey ❤️; @amorousChanteuse ((banner by @SvetoShumovaya on twitter))
(( now's a good time to lay down some headcanons and AU deets! ༄ earth c, post-credits (~5 years after, but flexible) ༄ epilogues and BC won't happen (but will interact with characters from both!) ༄ 5'8", mixed (caucasian/filipino) ༄ ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶a̶ ̶h̶o̶m̶o̶s̶e̶x̶u̶a̶l̶ closeted pansexual ༄ incipient gender dysphoria - a june in waiting ... ༄ chronic depression (medicated most of the time, sometimes not. sometimes weed [thanks davekat]) ༄ same setting as @amorousChanteuse ༄ more juicy stuff through chits and interaction clues ooo 👻 as for ooc ... 👻 dms are open (but are immersive! only either pesterlog style dms, OR for ooc contact. won't action RP in there.) 👻 open to in-character #nsfw / #suggestive (john's not an outward perv tho) 👻 i'm here for laughs, angst, and fun character-accurate poppycock 👻 any characters that could exist in the same time period and setting as my john can be assumed to do exactly that! let's have fun! thanks for having me!! )) #substance #mental-health #depression #dysphoria #genderdysphoria #sexuality
man. the #funfair was so fun i didn't even look at my phone once. whoops!
like don’t get me wrong, being solo is fun and def has its perks but it’s like, sooo much better having live talent to back you?
i guess my #sillytoxictrait would be that i'm "concerningly non-confrontational and complacent" when i'm on my meds. i still can't tell if that's a bad thing. also i wasn't very consistent at taking them.
and i'm also bad at committing to plans sometimes. evidently!
i'm now being told that i was "kind of an asshole sometimes" before i ever started taking them. where the hell can i get a win!!!
who said that to u.
ohhhh! *this* is why cami asked me for a toxic trait. i thought for sure that it was over for me.
"do You Only Listen To Early 2000s Bands???" If You Think Weezer Is An Early 2000s Band We Are Going To Have An Argument. #larksoama https://tally.so/r/449eay
buenos días chicos y chicas
ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >M/\l0s d!/\s p≡nd≡j/\ d≡ m!≡rd/\
y a usted hijo de la cien mil putas. vaya y coma mucha mierda pedazo de sapo. me cago en tu madre y a la que le parió, puñeta
good morning gatita bebecita. :3
:33< how are mew doing today cutie pawtootie
i’m doing so good, just gonna relax all day and maybe work on my projects. hbu, grand huntress?
:33< girlfail orgy until i pass out then wake up and k33p the orgy going :33< #nsfw
ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >T/\s b!≡n p!n《 h≡ m≡ns/\ s≡gur0 y ≡stás us/\nd0 un tr/\du《 t0r y t0d0 put/\ z0rr/\
o-omg.
:33< girl i like to purrty idk about mew
oye quien te crees, lelo???? vete pa la verga y no me molestes más. mi perfil no tiene espacio para los miserables cómo usted
are you guys excited for the festival cuz i am.
today hehe.
ME TOO
Oh Snap! I'll keep a lookout for when things pop off today then!
oh fuuuck yeah i mean guys going to college for it so its good shit to hit him up for next time too
then i rlly hope you guys can make it today? :3
oh you bet your ass we will girl
shahdhaidaifYAYYYY!!
whxt txmx xs xt stxrtxng ?.?
WE ARE NOW IN BUSINESS! GO, MY #COLLABS! https://msparp.chat/thefunfair #THEFUNFAIR [∴]
that fish that i fucking hate
hiiiii losers. so, after lots of consideration and 2nd opinions, i've decided 2 post one of the things i had cooking in the vault. wanna thank my co-producer dave @turntechGoghead for helping me with the stupid drum programming & the flow!!! idk if i could’ve done it without his brains. the guitar sample we worked with provided by @aeneasCaldarium here is velvet tiptoe. [ the song attached opens with the dreamlike, unsuspectingly sweet introduction of a synth keyboard, then the first lines sung by cami in a breathy, soft tone to open up the intimate nature of the song. the swooping, deep bassline and delicate guitar chords kick in over the drums, trademark to hip-hop influence. a relaxed tempo meant to carry along the r&b sound alongside the words of a hesitating lover. when cami sings, she sounds every bit reluctant to share her love to the listener, shy even; will he share her feelings after she’s exposed herself? if it feels so wrong, why is it so hard to do what’s right and walk away? could she take that chance? to open herself up to rejection? the fear stalls her from sharing her affections, but soon — she converses hedonistically, not belts or keens — he’ll come realize to find how much she has been waiting to stand at his side if she tries so poorly to hide it. this ache that sits in her heart like rocks too heavy to be carried by a stream. this ache that she cannot part with. the synth chords reinstates the tenderness of her emotions between verses, tethering the fresh simplicity of 90s romance like the words are flowing from the ends of her pen to a diary on a saturday late-night, homely and sweet; nostalgia concocted carefully. then, why not end this push-and-pull that connects them? why can’t she stop going to him? the hook repeats, gliding with the rich melody, nearly hypnotic. when the song comes to its end, its served to be a sensual journey through cami’s inner vacillation, fading out into the end of the beginning. will she, won’t she? ] https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/alpyl7zsllsh2jdx8yi7t/CB22907F-AF9C-4E01-A863-18805866CE36.mov?rlkey=cqeo96iq7uyy5h9ds7a7i9itu&st=xl6h11i4&dl=0 https://i.ibb.co/Q4PDt0x/Untitled408-20260529040434.webp #camimusings #indieartist #violence #suggestive #nsfw
☆ suKKs that that guy Kan play a decent tune. But shits pretty decent other than that☆
fuck yes im so glad this dropped it was fun working with you cami lemme know if you wanna work on another track with me (excluding cronus for obvious reasons)
man that keyboardist can really play a tune. 8O
ikr. i owe him a huge thanks too. any ideas?
ya, i had so so much fun!! you have, like, a rlly good ear for beats. no fish next time i prommy. hit u up for the next one soon. :3
LOL. we had to take some detours but it worked out. now u can see i have a very special touch for songs, so stop stalling on that bass sample mk.
ty. if you brush up on more guitar, i’m happy 2 include a little violet flare to my songs more often. (and i hate mapping out guitar chords also)
hmm... i dunno... i bet that guy would appreciate something real personal. something he really likes. something really... intimate. like weird al's bad hair day album on original vinyl. ;)
oooh wow gosh. well, i’m sure that can be arranged.. but only if he can bring himself and his talented keyboardist fingers to the record store with me.
☆ I’m fuKKin worKin on it I finally got the Shit to reKord with but this software bs is annoying☆
this wasn't from the #edsbeachepisode earlier, but going to the beach got me reminiscing! this was from like 3 or 4 years ago. credit to jade! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/08795b78ed5e.jpg
arms
sorry. typo. you look silly.
Say " Cheese ". #beachepisode https://i.imgur.com/f9lbx3y.png
Thank You Curree. :>
♤ You Look Great! ♤
No You! #positive
You. Are. So. Precious.
((got it working for a bit this is SOOO CUTEEEEEE YAAY))
=oXO you look so happy¡¡ yaay¡¡¡¡ =oXO
Thank You, Belle. :>
You look †errific... Do be wa†chful of †owering waves, †hey can be qui†e deadly...
.) Qh, I lQve yQur Qutfit! YQu lQQk super chill!! And yQur plushie is super cute tQQ! ))
pics from @amorousChanteuse 's phone! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b045f77089c2.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1a4650b2bad6.png #beachepisode #edsbeachepisode
from the homestuck^2 team https://www.patreon.com/posts/37371495 , and jerena from deviantart! https://www.deviantart.com/jerena/art/Beach-Day-667670446 ))
i don't think i've ever seen so many dudes in bikinis at once as much as earlier haha. #edsbeachepisode #beachepisode
GUYS WE NEED A DRUMMER 😭 pls. anyone!!
hi! my band and i will be performing at the festival this 30th, and were needing a drummer :') are you comfortable playing pop with latin influence, r&b, and funk?
https://chittr.ing/profile/collaborationKing/de3dc1ac-b3f7-4d64-8a88-5da96709c636
okay, dm me if anyone is interested in being our drummer for the 30th funfair please!!! i know it's last minute but we are in need.
who genuinely enjoys when pizza or pasta sauce has big ass chunks of tomato in it
reminder, there is NO KILLIN at my beach, i wwill havve davve send your ass back home. #edsbeachepisode
Can I Bring My Chainsaw If Anything Just In Case Something Goes Bad And Out Of Control
Alright I Wont But If Anything Happens
What If Two Things Or Three Things Happen Think About It But Yeah That Works Too
Hypothetically if I were to have Eldritch appendages resembling tentacles that attack anything that move would I need to get those under control before attending?
Hm...fuck
also before anyone comes up to me just to ask me to be their personal ac unit i'm gonna try to be keeping up a nice breeze in the whole area. only dave, rose, jade and cami get special ac privileges. or if you're a close-ish friend not on that list. or a trusted friend of that close-ish friend.
HEEEELL YEAH
i mean. not yours.
you know what, it's become alarmingly hard to tell nowadays. just don't bite anyone!
unless you meant ankles, and not jades. bite anyone's in the ac unit sphere and you're out!
i dunno, the circle's getting kinda full. maybe if you apologized to cami...
maybe. but not your ankles nor jade or anyone on the ac unit.
guess i'm going to the beach! oh gog she's going to find out how bad i sunburn.
i don't want my phone overheating... i should be fine not bringing it, right?
i haven't seen a single chit originating the beach discussion. all i've seen are chits being confused about the beach!!
THEN KEEP SCROLLING OR JuST LOOK THROuGH CASPERS CHITS
THE FuCK DID I DO TO YOu?
oh. sorry. i just have a knee jerk reaction to deeply disdaining caliborns. i don't know if you're anything like the one i know.
I TRY NOT TO BE HONESTLY I LIKE TO THINK IM MORE MELLOW COMPARED TO THE OTHER VARIANTS OF ME
huh! well, there's really only one question i care about: would you kill everyone i know and love, including me, given the chance?
WHAT? NO DuDE I DIDN'T EVEN KILL MY SISTER IN MY TIMELINE WE BOTH ACTuALLY PLAYED SBuRB TOGETHER
NICE TO MEET YOu TOO "CIS" EGBERT HEH