♣ mediated by @ectoBiologist
and you’re gonna like it because it’s not turning off until i clean up our movie night crime scene!!!
eArTh c gOt a cRiMiNaL AmOuNt oF NiCe-aSs hAnGoUt sPoTs bUt tHeY AlL In tHeM PlAcEs wHeRe iF Yo nInJuTsU AiN'T At lEaSt lEvEl dIsReZpEkTfUl, YoU NoT MaKiN' iT Up tHeRe. i aIn't fElT ThIs lOoSe iN A MiNuTe. HaHaHa. ShIt cOoL ThO. i'm pOsTeD. :o) hTtPs://cDn.iMgChEsT.CoM/FiLeS/06E316D5F91e.pNg #vIbEs #FaItH #pArKoUr
he went to the bathroom. i’m cold and can’t find my stupid shorts #suggesive #nsfw
now my dick is pissing me off why am i sitting here jerking off and nothing is happening maybe my problem is i need to stop watching parodies of actual porn #nsfw pair of deez titties lol
@barackObama whats the federal law and regulation on ectoincest or just straight incest sir #incest
#MUSIC #lyricPosting I know, I know, I know, I know it's hard to see a girl like me You fucking know, you fucking know I'm fucking lying through my teeth Yeah, I've got some extra veins, I've got some extra nerves I'm hoping one day acting cool will make me feel self assured I know, I know, I know, I know it's hard to see a girl like me You fucking know, you fucking know I'm fucking lying through my teeth She's got your dopamine in her 8rain; she'll never 8e the same I know I'm acting most tragic when I'm passing on the 8lame
hey buddy you just roll in from stupid timeline
don’t triple react me! you got what’s coming to u
actually my window will stay shut tonight btw unrelated and also i use my block button quite liberally.
Maybe I failed and ended up getting drunk again after soberign up. Sorry. Oh my god everyone must be tired of this on their dash. #substance
I s7ole i7 from ano7her user because i7 looks funny.
Maybe the real scratch were the ████████ we made along the way.
My ass is too fat it’s crashing the site ::::( #nsfw #true
I’m going to commit a crime!!!!!!!!
im woke now fyi #woke
Get a load of this guy.
concept: making rules with each other and watching them slowly break down the more you fall flush “as long as it only happens once” “just prong stuff doesnt count” “just no penetration” “as long as we still have clothes on” “just this one more time okay?” “just dont finish inside and its still okay” “as long as we dont kiss it doesnt count” “as long as the lights are off so we cant see each other its fine” “as long as you dont think about me afterwards” (tags: Reader/Anonymous, flushcoded, redrom, flushcrush, yearning, could be interesting with moirails, two human men, #jakedirk, copingplay, #rankworks, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
I Am Constantly Discovering New And Terrifying Things About My Physical Form
Surely if I have one drink to calm my nerves before seeing her it will be fine and unnoticeable. #substance
dismantling the chains that hold dowwn my brothers and sisters in wwagecuckery ✊ #ally
that's deranged. y0u get a f0ll0w f0r that.