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Feathery Asshole
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@turntechGodhead

my miserable orange existence persists through everything | dms open | 27

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Feathery Asshole
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@turntechGodhead[TG]

halo 2 on the og xbox with that fuckass one ear headset and im kicking the shit out of your little brother so bad its driving him to whistle notes mariah carey couldnt hit with centuries of training

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Feathery Asshole
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@turntechGodhead[TG]

whats up guys i just

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@abjectDetermination[AD]

2am3

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@gardenGamma[GG]

target eliminated >:D

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Feathery Asshole
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@turntechGodhead[TG]

i just dropped a sentry gun kill streak from all the ooc blocks i just did now

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Feathery Asshole
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@turntechGodhead[TG]

british people would have probably said chrezi pyroap

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@gnarlyConsolist[GC]

((idk why but this made me laugh so bad thank you))

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If you guess which half is right, I'll give you five bucks.

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Feathery Asshole
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@turntechGodhead[TG]

(( bows ))

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Feathery Asshole
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@turntechGodhead[TG]

16000 characters to type but all i got to say is kiss my ass

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@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

Damn dude not nice

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Feathery Asshole
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@turntechGodhead[TG]

man you really grew up to be a weenie huh

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@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

And you sure have a lot of growing up to do champ

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@anxiousTautology[AT]

>>| now that .is what we call .an .efficient .use .of word limit. to kiss someones .ass.

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Feathery Asshole
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@turntechGodhead[TG]

punch up not down big dawg

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@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

No, no, you're right the initial post was pretty funny, I was just jealous I didn't come up with it first

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Feathery Asshole
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@turntechGodhead[TG]

when the singularity hits all those pornbots you blew off and were mean to will come and fucking kill you #nsfw

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that just means it'll be time to rip and tear some machines apart

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Feathery Asshole
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@turntechGodhead[TG]

https://i.postimg.cc/bvQkVv8k/obama-spite.png

Kult: +35
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IS THAT THAT FUCKING DeKU COSPLAYeR THAT LOOKS LIKe A WHO FROM THe GRINCH

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Feathery Asshole
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@turntechGodhead[TG]

yea

UNFATHOMABLe

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Feathery Asshole
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@turntechGodhead[TG]

precisely

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Feathery Asshole
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@turntechGodhead[TG]

https://i.postimg.cc/J7SvZT6W/IMG-1964.jpg

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@barackObama[BO]

Please note, the federal reserve is perfectly safe.

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@turntechGodhead[TG]

https://miro.medium.com/1*1LPBUmm5gjoDfet6AzMf1A.gif nothing ever happens

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Feathery Asshole
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@turntechGodhead[TG]

lets hash this beef out by me smoking your ass in a yugioh duel prepare to be banished to the shadow realm you bitch

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Feathery Asshole
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@turntechGodhead[TG]

when are chittr groups and chittr stages dropping please let me talk about some dumb ass shit and get booed off the stage

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

I'LL BOO YOU, SAY WHAT YOU NEED TO

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Feathery Asshole
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@turntechGodhead[TG]

i think that george lopez genuinely had a shot at being the first legendary swordsman of the united states

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bro if they boo you off the stage, they just don't the understand the absolute coolness of the man spitting facts in front of them ill be first in line man, id listen to some dumb ass shit

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Feathery Asshole
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@turntechGodhead[TG]

if not booed then cancelled very quickly

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

BOOOOOOOO

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Feathery Asshole
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@turntechGodhead[TG]

i wish when i blocked someone i didnt even have to acknowledge they existed on my page

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Feathery Asshole
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@turntechGodhead[TG]

we lost the game cause john inted and jade fed and we should have just ffd

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Just another day of carrying you lot on my back. #1v9

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@turntechGodhead[TG]

hey we both fucking carried alright #2v9

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Feathery Asshole
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@turntechGodhead[TG]

planting trees and fertilizing them so they get hella big #bignaturals

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Feathery Asshole
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@turntechGodhead[TG]

i got your ma bumming fries off me big time #sharing

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Feathery Asshole
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@turntechGodhead[TG]

saying oh my goodness when i see it #nsfw

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Feathery Asshole
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@turntechGodhead[TG]

im getting an abortion

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Feathery Asshole
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@turntechGodhead[TG]

april fools

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Feathery Asshole
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@turntechGodhead[TG]

#imhavingit

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so would the doctor remove an egg?

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Feathery Asshole
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@turntechGodhead[TG]

no im #layingit

nice

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Feathery Asshole
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@turntechGodhead[TG]

if youre the kind of person who pisses on the toilet seat and doesnt wipe it when you reach the pearly gates they will skin and quarter you for your crimes

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it ain't a crime to leave piss on the seat. #pisswarriors

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@turntechGodhead[TG]

you are lucky you died before i got the chance to beat your ass myself

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Feathery Asshole
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@turntechGodhead[TG]

growing up is realizing that firehouse subs fucking owns

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@dStrides[DS]

absolutely

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@flightyBroad[FB]

Have you seen the mythical heritage sight at Firehouse Subs? Jade originally told me of its legacied attributes and storied significance. But are you read-in on the "Firehouse Subs Furry Mural" in St Cloud down 5th Avenue?

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Feathery Asshole
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@turntechGodhead[TG]

holy shit these dogs are putting out fires i just found out about this

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@flightyBroad[FB]

Ah. You were one of today's lucky 10,000, it would seem. Delighted to have played even a passive hand in conveying this to you.

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Feathery Asshole
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@turntechGodhead[TG]

you can walk the walk but can you bawk the bawk

Kult: +25
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Total: 40
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i’m keeping my window closed so ur dumbass hits the glass

You might bawk the bawk but can you gawk the gawk? #nsfw

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Feathery Asshole
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@turntechGodhead[TG]

how i met your mother was a watchfreeanime chatroom sponsored by chatango

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