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Pouring out a glass of Bordeaux for all my fallen allies. We are the phantoms of Chittr.
little bit of a more literal sense for me but yeah
Actual Ghost Dave Strider?
boo
im in her pits huffing like i just ran for my life #dsflow #substance
#substance tag because armpits are a drug
sup its me rose lalonde here to write an in depth essay about the reasons why you shouldnt leave your phone laying around for any ol scamp to snatch because some of us see that and like a little orphan boy with our mouths a waterin lookin at baker mans bread over there we can’t help but catch ourselves a whiff perhaps a bite of that shit cinnamon raisin motherfucker actually thats another thing im taking a pro raisin stance just because they lost their water weight doesnt mean theyre not lovely okay that chick on the tiny red boxes slaves away every day taking that juice from those grapes just puncturing them vampire style do you know how much grape juice she drinks to give you those raisins and here you are complaining about a little chew a little texture to a fruit i bet you assholes arent even eating in your free time your teeth are going to rot away from your lack of chewing down on those bad boys and when youre on your knees crawling over to me in sheer desperation youll look up at me begging for me to help and with a mouth full of dehydrated treats of the earth ill smile at you ill smile at you with my beautiful strong teeth and youll just have to suck it up the way that girl does the grape juice this has been a message by rose lalonde peace out
oh man classic lalonde blunder
At the very least, my theory was right. When I'm this busy working, I don't have much time to get up to anything.
is that a good or bad thing
oh oh oh oh i gotta go something important happened like really important i don't know how or why but i have to i'll be back when i get back sorry i really gotta go
bro got grounded
https://soundcloud.com/pholouk/bite #dsmusicreccs
\ 0h 1 fucks w1th th1s actually /
i have good taste
what if im the green god? ever thought of that?
thatd make me the golden god
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fuck wrong button im back on the feed
boo
[shown is a picture of my gigantic big fat orange ass] #nsfw
Wait one sec.
#nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ed5a40cf45d6.png
ok
can i kink shame one time
maybe only ever the one time but probably
i dont trust a motherfucker who likes ntr
like you dont trust the person who wants to get cucked in this scenario or
i dont trust any of them
taking suggestions for my white girl hardcore nut twister workout playlist
lil texas
ive always got room for a lil texas you can take me out of texas but ill cry like a blubbering bitch the whole way and probably bring taco cabana with me and the entirety of dallas and houston and el paso really all of texas which i guess just goes to show you cant take the texas out of me i will hide it in my mouth elongated skin shaped like texas undulating in my neck until you are out of sight and i spit back up texas and am all like sorry yall aint fixin to do that til this cattle caressin rabble rouser done roused all this to say yeah lil texas is on it
remember the alamo
im the number one thing a pelican doesnt wanna see coming #dsflow #pelican
I'm a8le to overlook all the ass stuff 8ut this one has me stumped. You gonna ela8or8te or are we going to have to ponder in horror a8out what you're doing to scoop8irds?
whooping their asses you ever seen one of these things on the docks theyre so fucking sassy and dont mind their business
if her assholes a steaming hot tar pit im fossilized remains under that shit #dsflow #paleontology #nsfw #implieddeath
coprolite ass bitch look at you mr poopoo flushed in more ways than one goddamn oh wait was that bars were you spitting bars is this more of our rap crap hahaha oh my god why would her asshole be a tar pit you are not getting out of that shit
exactly
i must be a thanksgiving feast the way your moms stuffing me tonight #nsfw
heck yeah!!!! ive been trying to call her all night, im glad that shes in good feathers!!! especially if shes not coming home any time soon :|
oh believe me jade shes all up in these feathers plucking them right out of me #nsfw
eeeeyowch!!!!!!!!! ummmm dudette...... this is pretty #hardcore....... you might need to #gore tag that........... ......... ..... XD!!! im just kidding!!! just be safe okay?? she um.... she definitely bites a lot
wait what
Man, I don't know about the rest of ya, but I sure could go for some ice cream right about now.
banana split would actually save my life