♦ pitied by @turntechGodhead
Pouring out a glass of Bordeaux for all my fallen allies. We are the phantoms of Chittr.
I am actually shocked that I have gone for a minute without drinking, feels weird. #substance
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sTRIDERS REALLY ARE JUST, lIKE THAT THOUGH, hUH, i MEAN SHE'S GOT A POINT,,,,,,,,
// i will genuinely drop everything to do a davekat rp :ahdrats: the power of yaoislop is wonderous
Who's gonna tell him?
I love you.
grr youre such a fun sucker sucking all the fun out of things you fun vampire bring on the hour of daves
can it be dave hour now happy belated jade hour
My stupid ass can't keep myself from telling people what I like.
Uuuuugh, making me work on a Sunday evening. @barackObama activate emergency protocols.
I know right? And just before a holiday, too.
:33< mew mention my lusus again and ill be having dave spurrite fur dinner
they have karkat porn on aliexpress #nsfw
awwww shit. I WISH I COULD MOTHER FUCKING GO TO THIS.
Anything but that, please.
Dave doesn't like my Margiela tabis.
i was in love with somebody, and i didn't tell her how i felt, and now she's gone. and i feel very, very bad. ♥︎ #concupiscentanonymously ♠
When I was a child, I would lift my arms to hug my mother, and she would take the opportunity to tickle me, because she found it funny and cute. Now when I hug people I merely bend at the elbows. This is by all definitions a trauma response to a cruel childhood commonality. Parents should consider the long lasting psychological impact of their actions more often.
New era.
I thought I burnt all my baby pictures.
i d0 n0t plan 0n it.
Sure, bird guy, or prototyping yourself.
Perhaps I should make more friends.
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I- Far be it for me to tell anyone what to do or not do with their body, but I feel like there's enough bad decisions made in this family already, by a single person (me).
Absolutely not.
Oh Wow This Human Burger Of Ham Is A Lot More Hm I Do Not Think The Descriptor Juicy Is The Proper Term Or At Least Not The One I Am Thinking Of
My floor is like an obstacle course of mess.
okay i know what you mean by saying clans but i immediately thought of warrior cats so
girl you dont want to know
What do you mean this bar doesn't have pornstar martinjs? #substance
A video was talking about whales and snails fucking. #nsfw
have you ever been so touchstarved you put your right prong on your left cheek and your left prong on your right cheek and close your eyes imagining it is someone else try it right now try it and stroke your thumbs over your cheekbones slowly (tags: The Rankmaid/Prongs, autoflush, archive rating: G)
My deepest apologies for the delay in the Daily Tarot Card for today. I have been rather... Well. We needn't explain. The Card will be posted momentarily.
:33< *ac sits twoards tg expression blank and unmoving* :33< what
I've been bitten by a rabies patient. :(
no but see i like red vs blue and it being terrible i dont care too much about halo.
Shirtless Older Men Have Soothed My Pan, I Am #normal Again. #positive
I do miss my Jade. I wonder if she misses us.
All Strider variants pls come to me if you're hurt or need something. I don't want y'all actin' like a fool on Chittr.
...I should give Dirk a call soon. He's always good for a philosophy and psychology chat.
Good gravy. Some of your posts are so downright disturbing I look over my shoulder in paranoid embarrassment when I happen upon them, knowing DARN WELL my chair is against a wall and I am alone in this office.
#Confession: I'm highly insecure.
I was just giving you fair warning. A lot of people have scorned me for not doing that.
denied im just window shopping.
I really wish that I knew what I would post here. This seems like such an interesting place, however, I am not an interesting person in the sense of an online presence.
Don't defile the moon in that way. It's been through enough.
The slow trickle post by post of "Never Gonna Give You Up" is the funniest shit I've seen in a while on here. Thank you Dave.
Damn. No one GAF.
THANK YOU. FOR ONCE YOU ACTUALLY BACK DOWN FROM YOUR VAUNTED HIGH HORSE
What's Google????
I’d like to replace my ability to think wirh whatwvev you feed me. #substance #nsfw
#mostamporas
What are you, some sort of overgrown parrot?
theres a lot of things a hot older man could tell me to do and id listen without questioning #suggestive btw
;; ;; i-i have no idea what thi§ mean§... ;;
And you sure have a lot of growing up to do champ
you lost me at dill pickle
me right now #nsfw i guess https://open.spotify.com/track/0O45fw2L5vsWpdsOdXwNAR?si=0097270ecd284e99
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(( https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek For any latecomers ))
#ChronicallyOnline #<3
dont have one #deadmom
tell him to fuck off
A shame, though I have tuned my vocal patterns so we are quite dissimilar, it's a treat watching him squirm at this revelation.
anyone else eat carrots with whipped cream or is it just me
but that makes it better tho
I appreciate the visual image of you rocking in agony mid-air... Did you see there are Dr. Pepper flavored Peeps now? #Abomination
Are peeps cannibalism for you?
What is a milf?
ddo you think his suit smells good (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, newcomer on the timeline, well dressed, archive rating: T)
thanks for the question but i am anti life next question
WHY NOT THEY'RE GREAT
Can I watch?
stupidstupidstupidstupid
new banner ^0^ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b7a1eef334cf.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, banner, yaoi, fujoshi pride, my face, archive rating: T)
1 4m 4lmost sc4r3d to 4sk. But wh4t 1s 4 "M1LF" 4nd 4 "D1LF"
can you say that again
fanta. ... please.
does that shit actually work or is it just peddled towards....stupid and confused people
maybe human society should consider cullin the wweak instead
The bird is fucking with you crazy style. I'm worried about you, dear. You enjoy taking a lovely bite of PBJ #Allergen #Taggingfor #Jegbert and being assaulted orally by chunks of nut? #Nsfw
proud to announce that amporacoin by @lucrativveWWaste wwill hereby be accepted currency at #eridanwweek #imcoming
Did once, Then he just came back and swiftly kicked my ass. i'm not looking to make that mistake again
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#nowplaying absolutely nothing i love sitting in #silence
i wish i could donate for percs #substance #abuser
Then I must be Green Goblin the way I am gobbling. And wearing green. #nsfw
This was the lived experience of every neighborhood child permitted into my home, much to my embarrassment.
google how to make your bro forget about your #womanposting earlier
:33 < sounds to me like some people are stretching their roleplay abilities! :33 < and honestly that is so commendable :33 < *even ac the mighty huntress can purrtend to be a little d33 jay! putting a little paw on a music disc, she skrrt skrrt scritches that thing like nobodys business* :33 < *wikki wikki wikki* (:33 < is that the sound discs make??)
I'm reclaiming the word 'bitch,' actually.
You're in her DMs, I've expertly constructed her a chassis that has fine-tuned every function of the human body: a cathedral of amelioration. Processes nested within processes, contingencies mapped by one who has considered every possible outcome. The nearest thing to perfection in this living galaxy. #Fatherthinksofeverything
There was no attack, only analysis. After all, even though my consciousness is the ultimate form of Rose Lalonde, my body is a vessel for that ultimate form, and thus, is simulacrum in of itself. That does not hurt *my* feelings. Poor little birdie. #RobotsHistoricallyLackEmpathy #BeepBoop
I may also note as Tofurky is an imitation turkey breast deli meat, you are not necessarily fully a bird. You were/are the sprite-ified Idea of a bird. #Memesis #Comparisons #TofurkyistoSpritehoodasTurkeyistoBird
https://i.ibb.co/ndyzkq7d/img-8739.png #daveswebcam
John likely knows more than I, and I implore you into the diabolical clutches of his Dark Tutelage. But I will also enthusiastically volunteer myself, particularly if you are adopting the hobble rich reaches and mischief rich range of the small, but mighty, Gobbo. If I may make a small recommendation? General Kreat, the Boltbringer reminds me of you. Nigh unmistakably. The sword, the determination, the unbridled fury, the theatrics. I will procure it for you myself if I must.
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ooaaaaaakky im in da dawghaus noww pls respect my grief in these tryin timez
#Personal #Horror #BodyHorror #Vent #Angst #Counting #Down #From #10 And one. Still mad. Okay. This is completely fucking unacceptable. I cannot even mark all as read. I am losing control of my life. The curse of my bloodline made manifest in the form of @thatGamerrrgrl. You contemptuous creation. You pig. You beast. You talkatively chatty and unruly horse's anus. Are you FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW? You do not have to hit every single react button in painstakingly fastidious order on every single post I make until the end of time just because I happen to sport a passing resemblance to you in terms of cheek bones and dead scalp shavings! Family is not the end-all-be-all literal center of every interaction. How are you not out clubbing like normal alcoholics? Enjoying the party scene? Being lively, getting your proverbial dick wet, doing something, ANYTHING shy of ME??? There is not a high enough concentration of xanax in all the conjoined and amalgamated pharmacies in the next six hundred and sixty six conjoined area codes to quench my unfathomably boundless annoyance at your asinine antics. Please. Please. Please. Get therapy from somebody OTHER than your daughter. Get a social life. Strike up a few hobbies. Get addicted to gambling and meth. Do anything. Anything. And anybody else. Why me? Why me why me why me why me why me why me why me? https://i.imgur.com/rsosOn0.png
yes :(
JUST GOT 4N 3M41L S4Y1NG 1 OW3 4 "TOT4LLY R34L B4NK" T3N THOUS4ND BOONDOLL4RS. SC4MM3RS GOTT4 UP TH31R G4M3.
We have two Secret Relationships that we're ready to share with the public... But is the world ready? You might be surprised as to WHO is with WHO! 😳😳
Making sure my father can easily fit inside his casket. For precaution.
Sometimes I wonder w)(ere I went wrong.
Mothers, in fact, do NOT know best.
Ain't nothin' like a funky beat.
so fucking true
not a tits man not an ass man but a secret third thing
MOUNTAINS of luvs for my thang <3333 <3333 <3333
nah i dont do that its normal #supernormal
#holdinghandswhilewegetourevilsurgeries
damn she got you too
youre in her dms but shes doing evil surgery on me while im strapped on a very cold gurney #evilsurgery
With @turntechGodhead#6490. 📍Derse Music Lounge 🎆 https://i.postimg.cc/bN93b6Kw/Untitled-Artwork.png
get chitted on
can someone please ask kar to unblock me https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/912f9a3ac769.jpg
i understand completely 🙂↕️🙂↕️
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evvery time i chitt about likin girls at least one or twwo wweirdos wwith forced feminzation fetishes come out a the wwood wwork to wwokesplain transmaxxin to me as if im not in the pitch dark asshole depths a the manosphere i read the manifesto i knoww all about the superiority a female aesthetics full body orgasms an the sexual excitement a havvin a female body the male gender role is broken an increased technological devvastation means most males are becomin obsolete except im not a wwoman trapped in a mans body im a cis man wwith bad genetics an trauma from constant rejection transition wwould not fix me please shut the fuck up #nsfww #iguess #fuckinhateithere
every single homestuck platform ends up being overtaken by people unfamiliar with the source material for some reason. pesterchum went to hell for the same reason. just let me have my homestuck please
#Mysterious #Respectful #Questionabletaste
It sadly doesn't seem to exist YEAH!!
Here little birdy. Into the cage you go.
This is bad, bad press. #PETAisafteryou #Ihithim
Oh, but if I give him natural Japanese moss... I'm the animal abuser.
Look how handsome! https://i.pinimg.com/webp/736x/54/0a/52/540a52c1cd32e5b31bd332d548335487.webp
My face during the entire time. https://media1.tenor.com/m/Ahca3ENTpcYAAAAd/rose-lalonde-mad.gif
B33 < well in that case rip B33 < purrsonally my worst dreams are about being dissected B33 < did you at least have a nice breakfast
I was a little bit taller YEAH!!
CREAM. FOR THE PIES.
After all the good times we've had? You're just gonna stab me in the back like that?
hugs both of you! @tentacleTherapist
Dislike.
put that boy in a skirt!
jane is pretty insatiable
I too believe in the attraction of men.
dave sometimes you worry me
⚇ SUPREMELY LAME. ⚇
:33 < https://64.media.tumblr.com/6cb4928f01addb55018c3161763db60a/7b0f4d1553ceb568-e3/s1280x1920/6ade42b8b536c7854d28ffa9cc6c0b82a5896963.gif
:33 < how do mew guys wash yourself like... down there? as flexible as i may be, my tongue cant reach that far to be honest! how do mew guys get your tongues to reach those hard to lick purrlases when its time fur a bath?
:33 < b33n having visions lately! so i drew something i dreamed about https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/719749785061425157/1486216192124387378/intertwined_sewn_together_.png?ex=69c4b230&is=69c360b0&hm=0957ef8017eabba8ec2db94d8f6dd14d8a53a9540ddb665e674bec0571ff30d3&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=865&height=968
that's where we differ, my man. horde begets stridersupremacy.
>nisemonogatari toothbrush scene #nowwatching
Unfortunately my gigantic hammer is being repaired. I can assure any potential participants that this convention is not a trap. #ScratchCon
:33 < hooooly shittttttttttt lmeow #g33ked https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/719749785061425157/1486194837349863454/toking_that_shit.png?ex=69c49e4d&is=69c34ccd&hm=6c23d15c4e6dc495a077cf5a0f506efa84017ff29a6e0c958c473a5807f8f7c2&=&format=webp&quality=lossless
:33 < gonna be kinda vulnerable here… i wish i had paws and fur all over for real i f33l like i was put in the wrong body and it makes me so sad that other trolls will only efur s33 me as the annoying autistic troll girl and not a cute mighty purrbeast with the sharpest claws don’t get me wrong, i love myself a lot! but sometimes i f33l like something just isnt right beclaws its hard to fit in and make furriends and maybe i wasnt meant fur troll society at all :((
:33 < #nowplaying enya - caribbean blue (2009 remaster) https://open.spotify.com/track/5KZ4DC772dYcRBAizx0yYk?si=3F_hrR4pRNqpw86vlS5IbQ
i probably hate wwomen more than caliborn does honestly #burnedtoomanytimes
soyciety is so fucked cause wwhat do you mean people are thirstin ovver my femboy alt instead im ropin
OH OKAY I SEE HOW THIS WORKS. NO, I GET IT. I FUCKING *LOVE* HAVING MY POSTS "PITIED"! PLEASE, WHATEVER YOU DO, "PITY" MY POSTS, AS IT BRINGS ME UNFATHOMABLE JOY! I AM LITERALLY ON MY HANDS AND KNEES, *BEGGING* YOU TO "PITY" MY POSTS
I'M GOING TO BLOCK YOU VERY SOON.
HELP TOO MANY OF YOU JACKASSES "PITIED" MY POST AT ONCE AND NOW I HAVE UNREAD NOTIFICATIONS THAT I CAN'T SEE. WHAT DO I DO. SOMEONE FIX THIS GODDAMN WEBSITE.
:33 < open rp!! vwiskers and ampurra dni *ac saunters into her den, sitting down and licking the fresh blood off her paws from her recent kill befur she looks to you, sliding ofur a delicious plump squeakbeast fur you to enjoy*
MY "LIKES" ARE VERY PRECIOUS. I WILL USE THEM SPARINGLY.
/ /i the blog runner took two hours to eat a single hamburger like a moron
:33 < b33n really into these purrbeast figurines lately!!! https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/719749785061425157/1486065702031986769/337b5a446a39893d94d11635c5ce940f.jpg?ex=69c42609&is=69c2d489&hm=c13b56be624bb0ca2be6efab60b66ec20d5c426ccba5b063c823dcf1000798eb&=&format=webp
This little red fucker has spilled my ash tray. All over my carpet.
im manly wwith a big gun
:33 < ok one more piece of art befur i go on a hunt with pounce!! sorry for spamming h33h33 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/719749785061425157/1485815805160591381/nep_and_mama.png?ex=69c33d4d&is=69c1ebcd&hm=c4ddb2991da5923a900d952da6d38a7757211f3c3ace18c2fe71795669bcabab&
:33 < drew another picture of mewself! do you like it? https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/719749785061425157/1486057331044384882/kittynep.png?ex=69c41e3d&is=69c2ccbd&hm=cd05c4f6715338e01a56d281110b42565b1b5136baada8f5bb6b2ef6c749ab8b&=&format=webp&quality=lossless
:33 < can you shut the hell up right meow
I want to s33 who I'm kissing when we play spin the sopor bottle. #alcohol
im too cheap to pay for spotify premium ugh.
:33 < * ac yawns and does a biiiiig stretch* good meowning!
UPDATES SINCE LAST NIGHT I STOLE THE MASTER EMERALD
Fuck you and that dinky ass lunchbox. @turntechGodhead#6490
s0metimes getting pitied is w0rse than getting hated. it feels like the h0es are l00king at me like 🥺
You give that mental trauma back it was a gift from my brother.
actually before i fully clock out i gotta make a confession. wonderbread plus mayo plus kraft american singles is the best thing on any goddamn planet and yall can fight me on that
:33 < f33ling sl33py! goodnighty, everynyan! s33 you on derse! https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/719749785061425157/1485911965401616426/2139b5dd_original.gif?ex=69c396db&is=69c2455b&hm=4bcb973e385a210ff7a2b9ed8e7c228440ba690727822177ecb2efbf99df1b4e&=
:33 < do you guys think davesprite could lay eggs? #thinking #pondering #PAWndering? #lol
:33 < can mew guys stop arguing in my replies its clogging up my purrbeast roleplay
:33 < i like to play and draw
:33 < https://64.media.tumblr.com/e70e394bf22f0a698f74ab6c5e855477/578ada9f09925cf4-65/s1280x1920/9a8caf91411de265046a3fe6c501793f7c019c5b.gif
:33 < this is so furreaking fire, birdy
gettiing your chiit piitiied feel2 liike beiing friiendzoned.
🫄❔
P£opl£ lik£, just lik£ hit post som£tim£s. Lik£ y£ah totally sur£ though!
tell me youre fuckinm lame without tellinm me youre fuckinm lame
that's just how the cookie crumbles, home slice.
Instructions unclear, sometimes posting ever again.
If we cancel Egbert's hot mom hard enough do you think she'll have to resort to making adult video? :3c #nsfw
My unlikely defender.
Do lik£, any of th£ total lik£ dw££bs on this sit£ know lik£, r£al music? If so do£s lik£, anyon£ want a spar£ sign£d photocard of m£? Lik£, cool thanks!
updated my pic, you jealous?
Not to be rude, but since when has that mattered to you Rox? I thought that you still were of the mind that concepts of gender and sexuality were antiquated at best.
chatgpt could probably help me figure out my gender
^^no....that's impossible!!!^^
^^but doesn't an alliance implY a bond of friendship and shared ideals? is that stronger than a horde's unWaVering charge? i Wonder^^