actually before i fully clock out i gotta make a confession. wonderbread plus mayo plus kraft american singles is the best thing on any goddamn planet and yall can fight me on that
yeah see this is where you and i differ and its upsetting to say it but you are so fucking raw you are literally being stockholmed by struggle meals nobodys even stooped to
man i promise its been worse sometimes there aint even kraft singles in this bitch sometimes its just a thick juicy layer of mayo slapped between two slices of sweet, sweet wonderbread
Godspeed, tiny soldier. I recommend publishing a world-famous genre fiction series and placing some keen bets on the stock market using some otherworldly power of future sight.