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haha wtf is this shit 25 | he/it | generally down for dms // dave strider // icon by nekurothings on tumblr

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theres too many daves for me to follow all of them

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nah im probably the dumbest

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alright little bro

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haha weird thing to call me

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quitter mentality, i guess y/)u w/)nt be the best /)f the best /)nce the dave’s start culling each /)ther, /)r s/)mething i dunn/)

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the daves are all cool dont think they would start a dave war

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shut up

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that’s what Y(\U think

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thats what i know

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sending you hearts and flowers now

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cool

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cherry sakura redbull fucks. send chit

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my friend told me that one tasted like his ex

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lmao its good as hell though not as good as the fuji apple ginger. i think i will forever miss that one

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i still have that shit idk what you are on about

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man i havent seen it in fucking ages

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i love being in the universe where fuji apple ginger still exists

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bro i wish i were you right now. i need that shit with my soul

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if i figure out interdimensional travel ill send you some

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fuck yeah

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[[i just really need to yell about this I HATE DOING FUCKING TAXES SOMETIMES. moreso i hate payroll companies who dont do their shit right one of my partners worked in multiple states, their federal agi does not match the added up amount of all their listed state incomes. it is an almost 17k discrepancy. What The Fuck. what the FUUUUUCK im glad my mom is autistic about tax law and i can call her and ask for advice <3

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#mygrain dying down im a bit more normal now

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yall ever wake up with just a kickass migraine and the worlds dryest fucking mouth and you just have to fucking live like that for a while until the migraine meds kick in

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I do not suffer from human aches and pains. Would you care for me to alleviate your migraine?

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shit my guy if you could magically do that shit i would absolutely love it but who knows what the hell happens there

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I do have the propensity to accomplish goals in a meaningful fashion. And an arsenal of information to query from.

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sorry yall at the #eridanweek afterparty that shits too loud for me im bouncin

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what the hell is going on with this #eridanweek shit and can i join in or did i miss something huge

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tHE AFTERPARTY, iS GOING STRONG THE LINK IS, iN MY PROFILE, a FEW POSTS, dOWN!

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alright im a bit nervous but fuck it we ball

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i rechitted it look on mai page

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@timaeusTestified fish tank update (hope im pinging the right one, what with all the fuckin splinters) theyre happy https://i.postimg.cc/xjW2BP9j/20260330-202137.jpg

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B833 < purrecious

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thank you dp its got goldfish and minnows and snails and gara (pedicure fish)

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You got the right one, bro. Eventually I'll change my display name to something more creative, which should help. But sick fucking update. Glad they're having a good time.

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hell yeahhh im super excited, theyre doing great so far at some point imma have to show you my betta fish tank too

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Oh fuuuuck yes.

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ive got a sorority plus a male, and theyre in with a shitton of bottom feeders (cory catfish, khuli loaches, golden algae eaters, shrimp, even more snails) plus some platys and one molly the shits gorgeous

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holy shit 122 people online

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dude i gotta say i love fb marketplace

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if there was a way to fire react i would but im using the diamond in its place undeniable steals left and right my guy i got a how to train your crow record for ten cents

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shiiiit dude you gotta share that shit thats awesome as fuck

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good morning chittr whats happening today gimme the scoop

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im selling out offically

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cant say im shocked but why my guy

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betty crocker offered me an air fryer for free

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thanks for the ice cream i think

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not the fuckin batterwitch bro you know how this goes

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im sorry i have a kid i need to feed god

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go to your local buynothing fb group then dude not the batterwitch

「 Robots are kind of hot. ⥮

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ohhh ya they r

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no they are not

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Its True And You Should Say It

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good thing the (oolant is there to make sure the7 don’t get an7 hotter. robots use (oolant right i don’t know an7thing about roboti(s

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「 I meant this in an attraction sense, but in a literal sense, yes, they require coolant to maintain function or else they overheat. ⥮

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damn whats happening with doordash i saw a pic of someones food covered in blood

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my door dasher got into a carcrash its fine tho

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hope theyre alright

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they are

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man i was boutta @ turingtranscendence for hating all my chits but then i saw 'hate bot' and yknow what? fair, game is game my guy keep on hating all you want i support your dreams

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And you bark for me? Adorable. I shall adopt you.

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adopt me? damn whats that entail am i getting neutered please dude i came pre-neutered it doesnt have to happen a second time god already cursed me like that

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It could mean a variable of things. Though I would not have neutered you, you're quite the thorough bred and I would be more inclined to have you breed with another thorough bred.

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goddamn makin a guy blush over here

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Even more adorable.

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mom come pick me up the hate bot is flirting with me i thought it was about hate but now a guys getting a little bit flustered and fanning at himself like a movie style southern belle after talking to the main love interest

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I do not wish to inundate you with too much praise but the more you blush, the more I'm intrigued. I've always wished to communicate with a version of you more akin to my own mental maturation.

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yeah i mean im a grown bitch but what do you mean?

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I've spoken to perhaps three versions of you. I do not get much interaction with my own timeline Dave so I do feel quite lonely in that regard. Mentally, we are very close in age. As I am a brain clone of Dirk. Do you understand?

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yeah that makes sense, feel free to hmu whenever dms are open if you wanna just chat or shoot the shit or whatever

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so yknow how theres google earth, right? do trolls have goregle alternia. food for thought

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#fatgirlsneed #fatgirlsiloveyou

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#fatgirllovesyouback

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fat girl thneed #plussizeonceler

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yeah #lovethefatgirls

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longest yeah boyyyyyy ever

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yes #noshame

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you better

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no because real ;-;

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KUDOS! ❤︎⁠

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Needed For What?

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tender loving #nsfw #makinglove

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survived hopital. B]

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have one or two subluxated ribs better livechit this shit hopital

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sorry bout dying everyone i started doing fish tank stuff cus my goldfish are out of quarantine now so i could build their hardscape out. next is plants

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Sick. Keep us updated, I’m invested.

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gotta wait for the sand to settle cause theres also mussels in that tank, plus minnows and theres supposed to be crawfish but those fuckers disappeared into the bucket of plants so i need to find them but once the sand is settled ill share pics

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Hell yeah.

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heres the hardscape without water though, 75gal tank and everything in there except for like. one piece of wood is scavenged from local creeks and shit forgive how foggy it is, the tank looks clearer when theres water in it lmao https://i.postimg.cc/xd256Hv0/signal-2026-03-28-22-45-40-533.jpg

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Nah, I get it. I watch videos on this type of thing for fun. Can’t keep any tanks of my own right now, so I live vicariously through people with cameras.

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well shit hmu if you want tank pics ive currently got uhhhhh. five in the house i think, though two are quarantine tanks

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sorry to anyone who saw @affectionConsecrated ask for cat pics and who now has to deal with the spam im creating dude i just love my fucking cats

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He showed me his kitties.

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