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just start talkin
if i w3r3 a bird i alr3ady know which of you fuck3r2 id b3 2hitting on
NOT BEING ON ERIDANWEEK AND JUST HEARING YOU GUYS CHITT IT'S LIKE WATCHING A RETARDED CAT FIGHT THROUGH A BLOOD STAINED GLASS
theres too many daves for me to follow all of them
if i figure out interdimensional travel ill send you some
i love being in the universe where fuji apple ginger still exists
i still have that shit idk what you are on about
my friend told me that one tasted like his ex
time to rise n grind im awake whos problem do i make this
I do have the propensity to accomplish goals in a meaningful fashion. And an arsenal of information to query from.
I do not suffer from human aches and pains. Would you care for me to alleviate your migraine?
don"t mii2take my 2ugge2tiion a2 piity or concern.. but yeah,, wwhatevver..
faiir enough.. you 2hould probably take care of that rather than chiittiin though..
ye2 keep hatiin my po2t2 iit2 wwhat ii wwant.. >=ΣB]
#Calibornisajoblesstoddler ? Yeah, I can get behind that.
Oh fuuuuck yes.
tHE AFTERPARTY, iS GOING STRONG THE LINK IS, iN MY PROFILE, a FEW POSTS, dOWN!
You got the right one, bro. Eventually I'll change my display name to something more creative, which should help. But sick fucking update. Glad they're having a good time.
102 User Peak Has Been Hit Officially Let Us Raise A Glass Of Wine To Cheers To Our First Time Having 100+ Members #substance
if there was a way to fire react i would but im using the diamond in its place undeniable steals left and right my guy i got a how to train your crow record for ten cents
hey wait ive seen trollsonas before does that mean trolls have humansonas???
o- you should never pull out your processors for a funny joke ! -o
thats still your body unless theyre tryna steal your chipotle burrito from you
You'r3 walking in th3 wood2 Th3r3'2 no on3 around and your phon3 i2 d3ad Out of th3 corn3r of your 3y3, you 2pot him Troll 2hia LaB3ouf H3'2 following you about thirty f33t back H3 g3t2 down on all four2 and br3ak2 into a 2print H3'2 gaining on you You'r3 looking for your car, but you'r3 all turn3d around H3'2 almo2t upon you now and you can 233 th3r3'2 blood on hi2 fac3 My God, th3r3'2 blood 3v3rywh3r3
LOOK WH4T 1 C4UGHT [1M4G3 D3SCR1PT1ON: 4 F41RLY BLURR3D PHOTO OF J1NX 3GB3RT WHO 1S CL34RLY TRY1NG TO 3SC4P3 OUT FROM UND3R TH3 P3RSON HOLD1NG TH3 C4M3R4] @3CTOB1OLOG1ST#6844
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
POINT OF ORDER! i hired this oliveblood to stare at you
:33< *ac leans against a wall all cool and nonchalant* heyy uh any daves purrhaps wanna go s33 a movie together or something? *her tail twitches nervously*
//Gosh the problem might just be that I'm bad at interaction, an alt probably wouldn't help. Thank you though, i appreciate the reply <>
//idk guys I feel like maybe I need an alt that isn't just my own stream of consciousness on chittr? I try to avoid posting ooc since this is basically just a trollsona but yeah. I worry I'm not really contributing. #ooc
Urgh...I wake up and I feel exhausted. What day is i---HOW THE FUCK DID I MISS 3 DAYS?
>:] WOULDN'T YOU L1K3 TO KNOW T1M3 BOY
I've spoken to perhaps three versions of you. I do not get much interaction with my own timeline Dave so I do feel quite lonely in that regard. Mentally, we are very close in age. As I am a brain clone of Dirk. Do you understand?
1'V3 D3C1D3D 1'M GO1NG TO G3T YOU N3XT
promise ;) ((TYYY hehe <:3))
I do not wish to inundate you with too much praise but the more you blush, the more I'm intrigued. I've always wished to communicate with a version of you more akin to my own mental maturation.
i;ll eat Yoч alive https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/c6e155b26b6f:png #art
R4444444RRRGH YOU GUYS 4R3 T34M1NG UP ON M3!
i think if i was a human boy i would have dark hair kept at my shoulders with piercing eyes but i usually keep them down and avoid people because im very nervous being a transfer student to the college im going to until one day i bump into a large human boy on campus he stops a football from hitting me by catching it hes very sweaty because he was playing and he looks at me and he says “you good?” and i just nod and from there we start growing closer and i start going to his games and he invites me to his dorm and i meet his girlfriend and his other friends and one time he invites me over but theres no one else there so im a bit nervous and he lays in his bed on his palmhusk scrolling with one arm above his head he has a tank top on and i sit awkwardly at the end of the bed silently until he starts showing me unfunny photos but i smile anyways because they seem to make him laugh and thats enough for me and when its time for me to leave he tosses me a hoodie because it got chilly outside so i say “thanks” and start walking going over every second of the hang out in my head and thinking about his girlfriend and then thinking about his smile and i lock myself in my dorm room and pathetically press my face into his hoodie while i take the edge off like a sweaty loser freak before looking down at the mess i made on my hand and letting apathy win instead of crying about it before taking a shower and sitting down in the tub to let the water run over me from above like rain (tags: im not quite sure actually, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
It could mean a variable of things. Though I would not have neutered you, you're quite the thorough bred and I would be more inclined to have you breed with another thorough bred.
TH3Y 4R3 NOT!!!! TH3Y'R3 STUP1D
my door dasher got into a carcrash its fine tho
And you bark for me? Adorable. I shall adopt you.
STOP COMPL1M3NT1NG TH3 STUP1D OUTF1TS J1NX PUTS M3 1N
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ ... Feel light-headed. ]
Dave's are so uniformly cute, I would eat you up if I could. Pinch your cheeks.
Auditions are open for the Untiled Train Project are underway, anyone familiar with or interested having run a train, please leave info in my P.O. Box. #nsfw
with like the matesprit @calmIncompetent ((HE DID THIS BTW ITS SO FUCKING GOOD I LOVE MY FRIEND!) https://meDia.DiscorDapp.net/attachments/1397047214320259196/1488063480815816794/IMG_3683.png?ex=69cb6a9c&is=69ca191c&hm=3ba200Def6e42fa1D5881232ea82f4abeD2a049ec536beff63e162c365a4bf9f&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&wiDth=912&height=912
Now you can just be infatuated with my hate.
I missed out on the #selfiesunday earlier, but here, I know you all love to hate me. So a little more hate wouldn't hurt, hm? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8ccd6903ce49.png #nsfw
Can't sleep, check chittr. Notice update immediately. 69 online. Nice.
Anyways, sleep attempt number 2, its fucking 2:30am.
holy shit this was so worth it. [pictured, a slightly blurry, but nontheless legible photo of terezi, clad currently in a yellow rain jacket, big fishing galoshes, short shorts, and a top that reads: MILF (man i love fish). the image is slightly askew] they are going to fucking kill me! #worthit #wardrobifiermalfunction
B33 < #nowplaying Nyan Nyan Nyan - Momone Momo https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=iwNgQqZppJI&si=_ioF252wiuWZN0zw
i love tv.
ur w3lcom3 boo
wak3 up bab3 chittr u23r count ju2t dropp3d
#fatgirlsneed #fatgirlsiloveyou
//lmaooo one gets bored while trapped in a timeloop, you know?
pop that bitch in the microwave 2 mins 30 secs
Status update. Naptime instead of an energy drink.
Nah, I get it. I watch videos on this type of thing for fun. Can’t keep any tanks of my own right now, so I live vicariously through people with cameras.
Hell yeah.
Sick. Keep us updated, I’m invested.
((im about to start cramp posting as karkat idc that trolls dont get periods [i think??], karkat is about to feel my textual pain
LΩΩk at him gΩΩΩΩΩ https://media3.giphy.cΩm/media/v1.Y2lkPTZjMDliOTUyaGω3aGMxaTlnbbDh5MDlyNTNpOGl1NWU0NDY5eHpnenY5dWV6bbnh3aSZlcD12MV9pbbnRlcm5hbbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zω/f7APY8NbbK28kkWrt6p/giphy.gif
#ICanGoLouder
*to the guy whos about to kill me* do you like men? the answer to that was killing me dead. #gore
B33 < fuck yeah it was B33 < im glad youre enjoying it it's fuckin peak
i think it might be time to post a thirst trap [VIDEO FAILED TO LOAD] [VIDEO DESCRIPTION: An hour long video of the user, DS, preening his feathers.] #nsfw
Catnap time.
He showed me his kitties.
B33 < somenyan's gotta keep it real on the f33d this morning B33 < love you dave
I HAD -10 KULL LIKE MAYBE 2 DAYS AGO? https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1239980218555437087/1487466075690893467/image.png?ex=69c93e3c&is=69c7ecbc&hm=0db038a4768d4eb69884a7bd7a1fa2c21b68c68723172041ccf62cba19641475&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=181&height=31
universal bassic income. you get a fish delivered to your home once per month.
B33 < i catually care so much bro efurrything is d33ply connected in a beautyifful dance of action and reaction B33 < i hope we both live happy freaky lives out and that i pawlways get to listen and suppurt you B33 < may our enyamies suffer and our allies prospurr and the world grow ever kinder and more wonderful
I FEEL LIKE POSTING RELATEABLE POST. STAY TUNED MAYBE
This one made me shed a single tear.
She looks like me when I wake up. Or high. #substance
Post more of your fur children.
:33 < *Ac takes a lighter in her paw* about to commit arson :33
wen the unrequitted crush iss so bad its got u tossing n turning, wretching, sobbing, in agony, so on and so forth
B33 < just checking youve s33n sinners because that meowvie whips B33 < but it was huge recently so idk you probably have already
Nefur before has a meowbeast b33n called soggy. This is now an acceptable way to describe them.
This one I d33m the winner of this meowbeastposting. The awe. The audacity. The authority. This is a cat.
That specimen has a purrfect blep. The form. The grace.
In a multiverse of meowbeasts, be that one with orange energy.
getting stabbed is so fucking romantic. whats hotter than dick in hole. knife in flesh, thats what. #nsfw
He has such orange meowbeast energy in that face I f33l like I've got the zoomies.
That is the purrfect specimen of a meowbeast.
Litter the f33d with more of your meowbeast.
This is an acceptable tax. You're fr33 to go.
If your dad joke sucks you owe me a Chittr tax. Show me your meowbeasts. .
apologeez 2 all the ppl who follow me 4 my deranged horny posting but im taking a 24 hr edible tolerance break...... which means its guna b a whole lotta pathetic hopeless romantic yearnin instead #substance #nsfw #bleghhh
In the wheat fields, straight up "shaking it". And by "it", haha, well. Let's just say. My rat. #nsfw jic
[AR]:You have succeeded in not being a lame mortal, then. Congratulations! Your existence on this plane has a small modicum of meaning.
-]@_trolls_give_their_genetic_material_to_the_mother_grub_that_does_all_the_broodingb_stuff_herself_!!!_so_lots_of_trolls_contribute_hehe_n_then_a_bunch_of_different_eggs_pop_out
what about jesters?
wwho fuckin is literally the only dolts that are all ovver that shit are the actual clowwns themselvves an the filthy clowwnfuckers evveryone else has enough of a screwwed on head to at least be wwary of them though this wwhole bit is startin to tell me wwhere a lotta people stand and i dont really like howw the odds are wweighin right noww
♯clowns are ♯mid
what the fuck have i started shut up all of you.
THAT KEY HAS DONE FAR TOO MUCH DAMAGE TO ME IN THE PAST. I REFUSE TO ENGAGE WITH IT UNTIL IT APOLOGIZES.
youre jealous of my hot birdgirl swag
concept: feeling your pan falling further and further away with every passing second a purple haze enveloping all of your senses until there is nothing but that burning mirth in your core if you didnt want it before, you certainly want it now so rejoice motherfucker :o) (tags: Reader/Clurch, Reader/Chucklevoodoos Caster, honkslop, clowns, hypno, panwashing, #nsfw, #nsfwe, archive rating: HONK)
♯10likes & i ♯skin my ♯neighbor like an ♯animal ♯neighborreveal ♯facereveal ♯forestreveal https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1419830934911586365/1487354489999458484/image.png?ex=69c8d650&is=69c784d0&hm=78b2d8e6a8d81af431c77e0e5324d7ed63644f964f2806d30264e5ab38cb76c6
((real shit how are yall doing today? what's the vibe today.. what's something good that happened? also, apologising for my oc, i promise i'm nothing like him 😭 he's just one flawed guy))
While as President I will not endorse any one particular currency I do not have stocks in, it pleases me to know so many of the community have united under the banner of oiling themselves up.
I t)(ink I'm ready. #sot)(atst)(at #ivegotsomepackingtodo
I )(ave no doubt t)(ey are in you capable and well researc)(ed )(uman )(ands.
Acs)(oally, I kept a number of fauna around my )(ive as a wriggler. T)(ey were never fully contained t)(oug)(! As long as you treat your pets wit)( t)(e proper respect and care t)(ey deserve, t)(ere's no issue! --Enjoy your little fronds. 38)
Bes♰ Of Chi♰♰r #011 h♰♰ps://file.garden/zwf5bs-4bkobryeh/bes♰ofchi♰♰r/011.jpg
SONG SO RELATABLE POSTING THE LYRICS WOULD BLOW ME UP.
i got motion sick during project hail mary like actually honest to god threw up in the bathroom. how bad does interstellar spin
concept: holding the barrel of your gun to their forehead, finger teasing the trigger watching them reach for your wrist to slowly lower the weapon to their lips, placing a single kiss before dragging their tongue over and around the muzzle pushing forward to make them gag on the barrel as you start unbuttoning your pants with your free hand feverishly (tags: Reader/Whoever Came To Mind, pitchfling, unmentioned quadrant, vaguequad, vaguecharms, gunplay, weaponplay, violence, #nsfw, #nsfwe just in case, rivals to emptied rivals, paintball, archive rating: M)
good morning everyone lets pretend its not 1 pm together!!
This website m/\kes me feel like I miss so much for not checking it const/\ntly///
lowkey the lime one goes hard though
Go for the eyes! And the nipples.
i'm still not used to actually being good in a strife. really gotta thank the numerous scary women in my life for helping me get better at fighting.
:33< these really are the meow of times :33< good meowrning :33< say it back
its weird seeing my great grandpa on here running around but its kinda nice knowing being silly was inevitable for me.
i fr do have a tub of #mealworms that i maintain but theyre mostly for my #kid and not #me
ⓘ 𝙿𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚍𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚕𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝! This account will contain #nsfw & #gore in a shitposty/fun way. On occasion I will write serious porn for Bro's paywalled cam site. It's basically an OF lol. 𝙄 𝙬𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙖𝙨𝙠 𝙖 𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ ☆ 𝙿𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝙶𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝙰𝚄 ° People who have been involved in the game in some way have been revived. ° First thing he did was burn Cal. ° For the last decade he's been working on himself, becoming the man he was before Cal's whispers. ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ ☆ 𝙴𝚛𝚢𝚔 "𝙱𝚛𝚘" 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚛 ° Transmasc, he/him ° He's in a lavender marriage with Roxanne Lalonde long before the kids were around. ° Presently lives alone in an apartment at the edge of the Human Kingdom's borders. ° Works as an on call mechanic and maintenance technician, occasionally takes on art commissions and cam modeling. ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ ☆ 𝙱𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 ° No incest - I don't joke about it. Its fucking weird. If you make any advances as a Dave or Rose variant I will shut you down in character immediately. ° Selfcest is fine with other Bros but 𝙤𝙣𝙡𝙮 with other Bros. I think its fucking hilarious, but Eryk will think your muse is weird. Maybe a bit amusing if you persist. He might let you hit. Eventually. ° I don't roleplay NSFW with people I don't know. I don't mind jokes and stuff on the feed during horny posting hours, given it relates to the post, but I'm just not comfortable with explicit rp with new people. ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ 𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙧𝙪𝙩𝙝 https://youtu.be/nOxH6KEh5n4?si=dbTm55mjD73KSfuo
everyone quick take your #pills #ritalin
he's nervous but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti!
this is the realest thing anyone on this site has ever posted.
He hyonk on my trapeze til i [SLIDEWHISTLE SOUND EFFECT] #nsfw
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i know exactly what you mean #wormpermadeath
feel like shit but its time to #getthatworm #myworms
i wouldn't need one if it wasnt the only obstruction there!!!
okay flying in the dark is so peaceful until you almost eat shit on a particularly high billboard we need to kill all advertizing executives now.
your kismesis notices your suspicious interest in their weapon collection "what, y/n?" they laugh, the sound of metal unsheathing hitting your hear ducts and causing a chill to run over your body "i just... dont want you to use them on anyone else" you confess (tags: kismesissitude, kisfic, weaponplay, possessiveness, #nsfw, suggestive violence, archive rating: M)
ITS LATE ENOUGH IN MY TIMEZONE AND IM PLACING BLAME ON DAVE #NSFW IMPLIED/INTENDED #BLACKROM BUT DO WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUCKING BOAT. #POWERIMBALANCE <- IMPLIED I NEED TO SPEAK BASED FACTS. THEYRE BASED TO ME SO FUCK YOU. AS MUCH AS I HATE THE IDEA OF SHARING SALIVA AND FRENCH KISSING AS A WHOLE THERES JUST SOMETHING ABOUT SOMEONE SHOVING THEIR TONGUE DOWN YOUR THROAT THAT SEEMS A MILLION TIMES BETTER. GET ON MY PAGE HOLD ON. IM GOING TO VISUALLY PAINT A PICTURE FOR YOU, YOURE SITTING DOWN NEXT TO SOMEONE YOURE WITH. AND WHATEVER YOURE KISSING, SMALL PECKS. THEY GRAB YOU JAW AND FORCE YOUR MOUTH OPEN JUST TO SHOVE THEIR TONGUE IN THE OPENING. REFUSING TO LET YOU PULL AWAY YOURE SITTING THERE, HANDS GRIPPING ON YOUR PARTNER'S SHOULDERS WHILE YOU MENTALLY CONTIPLATE BETWEEN PULLNG AWAY AND LEANING IN
well uh, this is the first time in my life i've had to float instead of just doing it for fun. legs will start working again after a rest but hoo boy!
✩💜₊˚.🪻⋆☾⋆⁺₊🫧✧ Patricide ✩💜₊˚.🪻⋆☾⋆⁺₊🫧✧
rechitts the chitt onto your chittr
((one of these days im gonna post on the wrong account and its gonna be embarrassing as hell lol
mr. electric send this reader to the penis explosion chamber #nsfw
dunno if the world is ready for an awoo above 10 decibels man...itd be catastrophic
do you people know how hard it is to get fast food when you cant have gluten
(˶°_°˶)
IDK, I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN A SILLY GOOFY MOOD
This fishing trip is torture. When should I push him in?
good news, i did not oversleep! bad news, i was busy all day instead so i am only just now getting on to check what i missed again. god damn it.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ https://files.catbox.moe/ycumap.png this site never fails to... idk #nsfw ]
should i roll up at 2pm to absolutely devour this spicy ramen or no
> y'kn0w th1s v0cal01d stuff k1nda g0es crazy
boutta fuck up this ramen hard yall never getting on my shit
who up dogmaxxing?? no one dogmaxxes the way i do ;D
> what the hell 1s th1s "d1g1tal c1rcus" 1 keep hear1ng ab0ut pe0ple be1ng fr0m
> he wants t0 expl0re
╱|、 (˚ˎ 。7 |、˜〵 じしˍ,)ノ
> mak1ng a p1nned because th0se ex1st! hell000, chr0ma av1dæ here, they/them. what 1t says 0n the t1n, muse 0f l1ght wander1ng the mult1verse and ch1ttr s1te m0d. 1 can ver1fy y0u 1f y0u'd l1ke. b1rd-w1nged l1ngu1st, the tag #chr0masaltern1an c0mp1les a l0t 0f my rec0rds! 1f y0u ever see me talk1ng 1n s0meth1ng y0u d0n't understand 1mmed1ately, 1t's pr0bably altern1an. n0t here f0r /maj0r/ p0l1t1cs but w1ll engage 1n c0nversat10n and debate regard1ng them, as s0me0ne 0n the l0west end 0f the hem0spectrum. 1 d0 bl0ck l1berally based 0n pers0nal c0mf0rt, d0 n0t c0me at me f0r 1t. 1 d0 n0t bl0ck based 0n caste th0ugh. just d0n't be an assh0le. dms 0pen, ask me whatever whenever!
#chittrconfession I DONT ACTUALLY HATE EVERYONE. CRAZY I KNOW.
I think Michelle was kidnapped by peanut.
B33 < pawlright whatd i miss while i was #inthezone B33 < #literalbutchering
sendin some ofishial crockercorp bidness yo way itll match ya red shindig
get nice gemstones or aquatic themed jewels
matter a fact ill send ya some itll be a major glow up TRUST
Ohhh I see the confusion, there's multiple timelines where other me's are trans women instead of trans men. Go figure! Feel kinda bad about my bio now. I just got too annoyed at some other connections not understanding that I'm a trans man in this timeline and insisting I go by "she/her"...
> p0p 0ff
Epic timeline pull.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d8a0180089cd.png @affectionConsecrated #nsfw #substance
How wonderfully archaic. Thank you Mr strider
dropping my diss track on the batterwitch in t-minus 13
Hello everyone how do I make a profile picture
REMEMBER!! ITS ALWAYS ETHICAL TO BRUTALIZE BOYS OF A HIGHER CASTE !! MAKE THEM YOUR BITCH <3</<3/<>/<3< #WHATEVERQUADYOUWANT #NSFW #BLACKROM #IPREFERBLACKROMFUCKYOU #PITCHPOSTING
it seems rankmaid-sensei has been in quite the pitch mood…! looking back at my chits i seemed to black out (literally) and produced more than i remember 0_0” (tags: kismesissitude, pitchfic, pitchfics, blackrom, archive rating: M)
yes yes good stuff good stuff
BEHIND THE DENNYS. IF YOURE A GOOD FUCKING BOY, IT'LL BE MY RESPITEBLOCK.
If I'm not supposed to drink the testosterone cypionate right out of the little vial then why the FUCK did they make it look so drinkable.
ȯH!!! HȯȯRAY I HAVė 19 ȯȯMFS!!!
i got you! come over and bring snacks :)
new jjk episodes are out... heian sukuna here we come...
"PROMMY" IS FUCKING INSANE. YES I FUCKING "PROMMY".
#NSFWE. TAG YOUR FUCKING SELF BEFORE I LEAVE YOU A MESS OF BLOOD BROKEN BONES AND FLESH.
manifestatiØn is what this is called. i think. https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/Untitled1_20260326115640.png
why doesnt discord have a confirm option for starting a video call i almost jumpscared one of my stream mods
《 21 followers? I didn't ever expect that many people to actually follow me.. I'm amazed that my thoughts can reach so much without me handing a business card. #followerspost 》
IM SHOOTING YOU DEAD BEHIND A DENNYS. AND /IM/ GOING TO LIKE IT.
((Aaaa that’s so nice of you but honestly, I don’t know what I want to do instead yet so I’ll keep my lil picrew for now. I really appreciate the offer!))
your ribs .. should not... be loose....
what the heck man!! go to the doctor or see a life player :((
i see... just, if you need help let me know, okay?? :(
just gave TTs cat a bottle cap to play with the man is absolutely fiending for this thing i might sign him up for shuffleboard classes #proudcatdad
> fa1r en0ugh h0pe y0ur day gets better
Re fucking chitt.
So what I have concluded today-other than that my fuckass cat is stupid as hell why does she purr with her mouth open-is that alternative therapy scares me. Please keep your hands AWAY from my fucking feet I will kick you hard enough to kill you on reflex if you try to tickle me.
hhh... alright... this next fic is my first time writing some of these cultural and species specific intricacies but i hope i can provide a respectful and rank chapter!
Not a delete button but I want a delete other chitts button. Primarily most of Bro's.
I think I’ve figured out mobile :B
Hacking a drone fleet as we speak. Ironically, of course.
> h1c's 0ffl1ne every0ne party /hj
> y'kn0w when the l1ght suddenly starts hurt1ng. yeah
Howdy! Still getting used to this whole chittr thingamabob do forgive me if i fuck this shit up.
> the m1gra1ne appr0aches #mygra1n
https://i.postimg.cc/3NCSDjqv/8b58930df393213f4c887e80df5c2d62.jpg
please take an antacid!
Merry promotion.
apparently i'm a moderator now / dm me about badges
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'Tickle therapy' sounds actually unholy.
> what the fuck 1'd take the f1re 1n a heartbeat
Tickle therapy is the worst thing I've heard of, and I just heard of fire therapy. I'd prefer the fire.
SON OF A BITCH IT WAS ALMOST PERFECT https://i.postimg.cc/PrYVgHrM/image.png
Happy 8+2 followers. If this post gets 8 likes I'm posting my ass! ::::D
♯taking ♯soul ♯donations
any1 elses chittr pg smtimes say "failed to load" mid message?
FAT BITCHES #NSFW
> really amused at the ch0ra chr0mat1ca hav1ng an acc0unt and then there be1ng an acc0unt where pe0ple fr0m 1t just p0st sh1t. and the f1rst th1ng 1n the b10 bey0nd the base 1ntr0 1s "d0n't tell ch0rus" y'all are w1ld
I'm seeing s9me #quadrant c9nfusi9n 9n the feed t9night, s9 naturally it's up t9 me t9 clear the air. While it is traditi9nally un9rth9d9x f9r m9irails t9 kiss 9ne an9ther the way matesprits 9r kismeses w9uld, it's a rather c9nservative mindset and 9ne that is falling 9ut 9f fav9r with y9unger, m9re pr9gressive generati9ns 9f tr9lls, particularly tr9lls in warmhue-warmhue 9r warmhue-midhue relati9nships wh9 see n9 reas9n t9 cling t9 hard quadrant lines that, in the case 9f m9iraillegiance, truly 9nly 6enefits high6l99ds anyway. It's n9 9ne's 6usiness what a pair (9r a tri9 9r a quartet 9r et cetera) 9f m9irails d9 with 9ne an9ther 6ehind cl9sed d99rs, and we all 9ught t9 mind 9ur 6usiness 9n the matter. H9pe this helps. #M9irail #M9irails #M9iraillegiance #Kissing #Affecti9n
Three likes and I'm canceling taxes
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> "g01ng t0 pass 0ut n0w" 1 say, pr0ceed1ng t0 l0se all t1redness and stay 0n ch1ttr f0r the next several h0urs
there goes the sweater. lets say... 15 for no pants, yeah? #nsfw https://file.garden/ZJTpgoaUL3bz8vfI/chittr/sweatergone.png
Oh Oof. I Used To Have 11 I Know That Feel.
I Mean You Can Use The Ball Of A Different Piercing Of The Same Gauge As A Placeholder
Uh, chat, what do I do if a bed I did not craft appeared in my inventory?
I am taking this as a compliment on my craftsmanship because I'm the one painting them. So thank you :)
YOUR FUCKING FACE
Oh that came out fantastic. Nice nails, too. I need to repaint mine.
looking sick, little man.
GAYYYYY GAY GAY GAYY
B3war3 trollcord pictur32 3xpir3 3v3ntually
just hit 3k what now
I genuinely don't know how to respond to that... Seek therapy?
i dont ha𝑣e "pronouns". first𝑙y, none of my nouns are professiona𝑙. second𝑙y, say it to my face or or with my name attached or dont say it at a𝑙𝑙.
i was gonna siege @peaNut entire bloodline but dude seems chill i dont know how to feel anymore but i gotta do it for big b
more like pee nut amiright
I Have No Clue What The Hell I Missed In The Last 5 Hours And At This Point I’m Too Afraid To Ask.
any1 wanna come over and play in the pool?? :3
> peanut 1 ap0l0g1ze f0r freak1ng the fuck 0ut 1 am a l1ttle fr1ghtened 0f y0u due t0 y0ur apparent target1ng 0f me but y0u seem pretty ch1ll actually are y0u accept1ng fr1end requests 0r anyth1ng
⠀#nsfw #hornyposting
some of you are hating my chits... every chit... as soon as theyre posted... hmm... suspicious
> 1 d0n't kn0w peanut's pr0n0uns and 1 can't f1gure them 0ut
this and a cold beer
Beautiful picture, Dave!
> HELL YEAH GLASS-0FF H0URS
I did not want to do this, but unfortunately I am being left with no choice. I must use all means at my disposal, thus I call forth my ultimate weapon. I have been threatened, and my Presidency has been put under attack. Go, my Daves. I am henceforth issuing an emergent Presidential pardon for one hour, this is now a judgement free zone; outfreak him, my Daves. This includes you, @turntechGoghead https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/Screenshot%202026-03-25%20at%208.15.54%E2%80%AFPM.png
♯sugarcube
♯ill feed ♯you ♯likeahorsie
> d0 y0u need me t0 br1ng smthn 0ver
> WHAT
I LOVE $AYING "WHY WOULD I LIE" WHILE I'M LYING.
He's fucked up like that.
Aw he loves it he's so happy.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/32aIoMJBovU
(^･ω･^) < WOULD ANYONE LIKE TO DM ME AND POSSIBLY CROSS REFERENCE SHIPS POSSIBLY MORE!!!!!!!!! #shipcourse #n33dmorematerial
B33 < #morewives is a peak tag tbh B33 < *ac swipes it and scampurrs away.*
https://i.makeagif.com/media/8-18-2019/9b5h-b.gif
> l00ks l1ke "peanut, tw1st h1s bawls" 1s j01n1ng my v0cab 1mmed1ately
I'M PAWING AT THE SCREEN OR SOMETHING
> 1
> 1t's try1ng s0me sh1t rn dude 1t keeps mak1ng scrap1ng s0unds
[maybe if you all stopped shoutinG at peanut theyd whisperr theirr Grreat trruths to me]
> 1 can c0me 0ver and stand guard when 1'm n0t act1vely deal1ng w1th 1t 1f y0u need
It’s okay, we put a couple of other guys between you and the peanut.
<] ITS OK I WILL WATCH THE PEANUT TRUST ME I AM VERY NORMAL[>
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Lik£, hir£ s£curity?
> @peaNut 1'm l00k1ng away. l00k1ng at the wall. n0t l00k1ng at y0u. d0 n0t m0ve
⠀
Don't say pestilence.
> UPDATE 1T JUST KEEPS MAK1NG L0UD SCRAP1NG S0UNDS 1M FUCK1NG SCARED
Alternian Kankri jo+ined. The Kankri we actually like.
> th0ught th1s was ab0ut peanut bfr
who4 wh4t 4m 1 m1ss1ng? 4m 1 m1ss1ng som3th1ng cool?? why 4r3 p3opl3 1n d1str3ss 4nd th1nk1n' 4bout d3l3t1ng th31r 4ccountz?? >8P
we're having a wonderful conversation, this guy is chill as hell. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1001341223434457149/1486512966022205500/image0.jpg?ex=69c5c695&is=69c47515&hm=1e185744f2c311193e2f3f7486162965125cf023e1df90d5e0cf1cb731d5aeeb&
⠀
> @c0nd1t10nalAev1tern1ty C0ME BACK
> D0N'T TALK AB0UT 1T 1T'LL GET Y0U
> 1T ALREADY G0T THRAX1 AND A BR0 ACC0UNT THEY'RE JUST P0ST1NG BLANKS N0W
yall dont understand, peanut is legit my best friend. we eat lunch together weekly.
> 0KAY D0N'T L00K AWAY FR0M 1T JUST KEEP STAR1NG AT 1T
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i dunno what you guys are on about, this scp guy is fine.
IS THIS A "ALAN WE ARE SO FUCKED MOMENT" https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-173
I Need To Shoot My Palmhusk
> 1t's just here and messag1ng every0ne
you think your days gonna be boring then bam: cool rock. #mycoolrock
putting karkat in the "torture labrynth" today. hope the kid makes it out.
if you're reading this dont yank trees out by the roots to use as a baseball bat. theres probably animals in there that wouldnt appreciate it!
got someone with the ol monk door joke and feeling way too smug. my pranksters gambit is huge.
FUCKING CHITTERING OVER THE STUPID "CHICKEN" EGGS.
Real shit.
mommy needs a nap so im loggin off for now ttyl
I DON'T THINK I'LL EVER RECOVER FROM EMBARRASSING THE SHIT OUT OF MYSELF IN A GODDAMN HUMAN GROCERY STORE.
marks your post as out of character wirh a little indicator in top
It puts a little (OOC) marker in the corner so people know this post isn’t in character
morning sleepyhead!
all the goats wake up as im going down so someone can hold the fort
BREWING A POWERFUL SLEEP POTION. 1 PART WICKED ELIXR, 50MG MELATONIN, 1 BOTTLE NYQUIL, 50MG CBD, AND A BRICK. #SUBSTANCES
*talking to my assistant* move all my assets and capital into womb implants for transwomen we are going to make these bitches have babies #nsfw
B33 < id ask why youve got cold fries in bed but you know ive b33n there
all i had was a black coffee and a croissant, so you're showing me up rn!
breakfast of champions!
using this site has gotten me a little less paranoid about things i enjoy talking with a bunch of you ˆᵕˆ
whole timeline would have been different if john was a bisexual dude from atlanta
B33 < little known fact you can run simple games in your head when youre a spurrite B33 < ive got minesw33per in here B33 < and solitaire but thats weak shit
♯casting ♯daymares ♯rightnow
I never behave. Goodnight.
https://99gifshop.neocities.org/items/7/magic.gif
Motherfucker quit looking at me like you did nothing wrong. You know what you did you little shit.
Do you want her.
CAT
FIclogm
My fellow Alternians, I regret to inform you I must retire for the night. It is up the night crew to keep everyone in check until I return. Please behave. That includes you, Dave Striders, although I do understand that is asking a lot.
gotta admit the universal constant of "weird al" makes me a little happier.
oh hey dps!!! i was about to message you sorry!
Thank you, Mr. Strider.
> (( 1kr?? s0me 0f the stuff 0n here has genu1nely been crack1ng me up s0 much, and several p0sts are already f1rmly cemented 1nt0 my v0cabulary. 1 l0ve 1t here ))
(( its so fun being here genuinely... nesben is such a delight to play and people are so receptive. cheers pookies ))
(( Why is everybody funny, though? ))
B33 < *ac is on this app now* B33 < istg nobody tells me anyathing
> pr0s: m1gra1ne m0stly g0ne c0ns: 1 can feel 1t l1nger1ng bef0re 1t's ban1shed back t0 hell
There are many Dave Striders that seem to flock to me. This is most interesting.
I see they have already arrived.
> (( n0rmally 1 w0uldn't p0st any 00c messages but h0ly sh1t why 1s every0ne here s0 n1ce?? y0u guys are great 1've been gett1ng s0 much j0y 0ut 0f th1s s1te 0ver the past few days :]]] ))
oh ha ha very funny!
gay ass guy asks random alien site if kissing men is fucking gay
oh fine. [Pictured: John, clad in an obnoxiously lacy heart covered apron, the color a brighter hue than his usual blue. He's sporting a goofy grin, a hand up to wave at the camera.] i feel bad cooking in this honestly it's gonna get stained!
Just because you have an opinion doesn't mean it's right. Unlike me and everyone else who knows deep in their heart that dark chocolate is superior.
> 1 fuck1ng l0ve yell1ng 1nt0 the v01d 0n th1s s1te
> l1ke alr1ght 1t's rand0m bullsh1t 0'cl0ck what's 0n the menu t0day
> 1 am a s1mple tr0ll 1 see a new acc0unt 1 h1t f0ll0w
i dont know who among my friends decided i needed the frilliest apron known to man but rest assured i will absolutely use this stupid thing it's too funny not to!
I'm going to explode you with my mind now!
h3yyyy!! dr3w mys3lf. hop3 you guys l1k3 1t. >8] #nsfw https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/5f14080d503c.png
refrain from ♯postingyourcocks online ♯fools you will only create a ♯catalog for some ♯pervert to come & ♯lobitoffayou
ooh, good point!
♯chat are you seeing this ♯humans love me were gonna get ♯interspeciesaf in here ♯avertyourgaze
Please remember to flip the flag of your pyxis up if you have an outgoing package. Some couriers do not check before depositing parcels and may damage your mail.
seeing so many versions of my friends is... really nice! makes me nostalgic.
:33 < h33h33 ok ill try that ive only efur used my tongue
♯LOVER?
> l1ngu1st1csp0st1ng h0urs, xe 1s the quest10n part1cle but can als0 just be used 0n 1ts 0wn t0 express c0nfus10n. 1t can techn1cally be used f0r any wh0/what/when/where/why/h0w 1nqu1ry, but c0ntext can cause m1s1nterpretat10ns 1f 1t's the 0nly w0rd used. very g00d f0r express1ng bafflement qu1ckly! als0, y0u'll 0nly see 1t as a suff1x, and never at the start 0r end 0f a phrase regard1ng 1ts usage as a quest10n part1cle :] #chr0masaltern1an
putting together a new ♯cult ♯bigthingsontheway
:33 < how do mew guys wash yourself like... down there? as flexible as i may be, my tongue cant reach that far to be honest! how do mew guys get your tongues to reach those hard to lick purrlases when its time fur a bath?
> 1t's a b1t amus1ng t0 me h0w any t1me 1 p0st anyth1ng w1th my l1ngu1st1cs tag kankr1 1mmed1ately sh0ws up 1n my n0t1fs. keep at 1t 1 l0ve see1ng pe0ple exc1ted ab0ut languages
grr... okay fair enough :v nvm!
oh brother this guy stinks
ok. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e4gdcjj83q4.png #nsfw
if it helps, my own post isn't that far down on my page.
out of the shower im about to go to bed but heres a pic for the fans my chittr critters even yeah thats right im calling you all chittr critters (tm) #nsfw #justtobesafe https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4380465c4b9c.png
((yall i spent like two hours drawing this im crying inside--))
you'll want to scroll a while to catch up on the butts and boobies.
did you miss when everyone was posting butt and boobies?
First spheres, then human warfare, untelling whats g♡ing ♡n *n♡w*! 🙄 ᯓ★ˎˊ˗
If you change your locks the number will become zero.
hey kiddo, me and your bitch mom-- we are taking a break. sorry
Nah where TF did the leader board go I was klimbing that shit.
ea2y web2iiTTe (calmiing iiTT liike a 2pooked hoofbea2TT)
Truly a shame, I wanted to see a bloodbath over it.
> was that the klan rank? 1 was 24, 1'll take that 1n str1de
> KULT* jesus chr1st (00c)
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Something to do with the reacts, probably. I'll cherish my 4th place position. Heh. ]
HAVE WE REALLY BECOME SO COMPETITIVE WITH KULT ALREADY THAT WE'RE WITHHOLDING REACTIONS? REST ASSURED, I WILL STILL GLADLY HATE EVERY POST AND REPLY YOU MAKE.
alright im locking in and making some art happen if i knock out the first winners drawing then i can probably do the next one tonight
P3opl3 3xploiting th3 2y2t3m to g3t to th3 top i2 2o r3al, but al2o if it2 tru3, y'all a bunch of lo23r2. Im fin3 2itting around 50 b3ing #allnatural
> ty man. chr0n1c pa1n and chr0n1c m1gra1nes w0mb0 c0mb0 1s a 0/10
<-|--|~~ i agree with thiS one mr engliSh.
dude be careful
Yes, it is terminal and genetic.
I hate that youre the voice of reason in a sea of grabby hands!
I never know what shorts to wear nowadays.
if y0u care s0 much ab0ut tr0ll representati0n in the leaderb0ard then delete y0ur acc0unt.
We are unfortunately quite the prolific lot. #Mouthy #Wecannotshutup #Werealsopopularandbeautiful
is that sh0cking? t0 anyb0dy? y0u pe0ple are the m0st terminally 0nline and validati0n 0bsessed pe0ple in parad0x space. if anything i'm surprised there aren't m0re 0f y0u freaks in the t0p 50 yet.
wwhy does evveryone wwant to fuck him hes proportioned like a potato an ugly saggy potato
i'm pretty sure y0u get 10 kults per f0ll0wer and 1 kult per p0st. n0t sure h0w it calculates reacti0ns yet. n0 kults f0r replies.
it looks like its your follower count x 10 + the reactions you get!
Leaderboards mean nothing. Body counts are all that really matters.
You're creepy, in general.
this feels more like fan fact
@gardenGnostic#0133 @tipsyGnostalgic
ii diidnt have anythiing el2e iin the hiive.
#Liar. #Probablycryingintoapillow. #Desperateforattention.
> just saw s0me0ne ask1ng f0r an extens10n t0 h1de seadweller p0sts and all the seadwellers wh0 repl1ed just went "y0u can bl0ck pe0ple" and 1'm k1nd 0f crack1ng up ab0ut 1t
heh, chek it
i think its like the amount of interactions with posts
there 2hould be an exten2iion for hiidiing 2eadweller po2t2.
> 1t t00k a full day t0 f1nally see a vr1ska 0n my feed
this is a hOrriblE idEA for EveryonE but i wAnnA sEE who the hell i get lmAO
ive done a lot of fictional pairing but i think its about time for rankmaid-sensei to try her hand at the real thing! ara ara! reply to this thread to be matched with another user! (tags: matchmaking, speed dating, strangers to matesprits, quadrant assigning, RPF, archive rating: M) a quick description of your type is not required but helps the process run smoothly!
heyyy check out my funny little checkmark :) im OFFICIALLY jade harley! i wont say the one and only because theres lots of alternate timeline jades on here and theyre all really nice too
thanks i ripped them off from an expired fortune cookie
i am actually doing it. i'm scrolling through it all. all of it. every post i was asleep for.
You’d fit right in to my local café. They’re lucky their prices are so reasonable.
believe in the you that believes in me that believes in you
$O DUMB THAT THI$ WEB$ITE I$ $PELT CHITTR AND NOT CHITTER. WHAT ARE WE, A GAY HOOKUP APP?
folykl tip #1: if you dont drink water for a long time you can unlock a hidden feeling called bad like & subscribe for future tips
okay so im actually stupid and we blew past another milestone (612) gonna run another art giveaway thing tomorrow so i guess be on the lookout for that if you want some godawful art thanks for all the fun interactions folks this site has been a blast https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/029dba8a7a69.jpg
how the hell is every1 getting verified
:33 < time to #logoff and roll in the grass
i have decided that being verified is lame. evidence? crØwbar is verified.
hiouwedfjrsnghjubedrswlazj gbv bjmzeuwadgsxrhgrgreefwnggq1
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𝑣erified badges perpetuate the idea that some peop𝑙e are inherent𝑙y more worthy than others but a𝑙so i think i ha𝑣e more important things to do than put energy into caring about a chittr badge system
IF I HATE YOUR POST OR REPLY IT'S NOT CALIGINOUS SOLICITATION. I GENUINELY JUST FUCKING HATE IT.
D —>I am still working the controls and such here, apologies.
i figured out the code to my bass guitar so i have my bass guitar back :)
Lying across the autopsy table all by yourself, gorgeous?
n0 instead i will p0st ab0ut my mental illnesses. 0u0
Uggghhh 🙄 ᯓ★ˎˊ˗
Extremely common phenomena. Especially from afar.
Nepeta said the same thing earlier lol.
((On god having so much fun with our bros interacting its so funny))
((I was only on parp but yess oh my god))
((Aaayyyy im at work just shit posting its funny as fuck
^^(noW i get to ship me and oomf's fantrolls in an actual RP~ @VersimilarDiVined <3 )^^
((Fr? Omg. Im glad though! :D)
((Yesss, me with my friends and our trolls fr))
((Honestly probably a safer bet to be there than Twitter, it was a hellscape. People were doxing others for stupid shit. :/))
(( yeah i was exclusively on msparp and pesterchum back in the day so this is fresh and fun))
Id's been progressing downhill since dhe side god off dhe ground. Everyone had a Gasoline Drinking phase.
I'm sure your toes are perfectly passable, TG.
D♡n't talk t♡ me, freak 😤 ᯓ★ˎˊ˗
Who let you all into my house?
(( see i never got to do this kinda stuff before so this has been really fun))
((Losing my fucking shit oh my GOD i missed this form of RP so much. This is so much better than the twitter days though))
I need a lay of the land. Got to get the case files rolling. What's the scene. The trends. What's the single pettiest gripe you have with another user.
im like tony hawk the way im coming up on that 900 score bro
Do not encourage him.
naknaknaknaknaknaknak
He is chewing my very expensive carpet.
Why is there a red reptile in my living room?
WHERE DID YOU GET LOST?? ALSO FIRE BECAUSE I ENDED UP EATING THE PLAIN IN MY WAIT
y are there so mny bigass dirks. get yung, idiots
PLAIN OR PEPPERONI?
∘☽ I felt like sharing this lovely little find I had tonight. https://i.imgur.com/1e86eJi.png ☾∘
Me and the girls sitting upon the shattered corpse of a false god.
MY NAME IS GOOGLE NOW, YOU DONT MB
its ♯notlikethat ♯pervert
♯incessantly also ♯idostalkpeople & baby ♯ivegonepro
REAL
stalker
wrong ♯hostile
That's the spirit. I also got some chocolate coated bugs if you're into that.
♯beyond your capacity for ♯lucidity in the ♯realm of your ♯subconscious if you feel something ♯disturbed & ♯nefarious just know its me & i do ♯intendtoharmyou
「 The interaction bait works, who knew. ⥮
reply to this post and rankmaid-senpai will personally go through your account and assign you your omegaverse role! ^_^ #nsfw in case anyone is curious i am an alpha and i have very sensitive receptors so not even suppressants are able to stop me from sniffing out an omega. multiple tests on me have yielded that i may be a new classification on my own (fic in the works) my ABOsona yumes with a few FOs and is nonsharing so dont bring that up it makes me uncomfy. also i am able to shift between roles depending on my mood.
Wishing I wasn't awkward as all shit so because idk what to Post here at all RIP. So First Post here we try??? I guess??? Um Talonscreecher's are pretty fucking awesome.
Alright, fuck it ill g3t thi2 party 2tart3d Lik3 thi2 bitch for a TBH 3v3n if i dont know your a22
If you close your eyes, it can't hurt you. Only the knowledge that I buy enough food to feed a highblood all for myself can.
I wish I c♡uld hate react that multiple times. There is seri♡usly s♡mething wr♡ng with y♡ur thinkpan~ ᯓ★ˎˊ˗
any humans on here got some music recommendations for a 𝑙one𝑙y dj
:33 < i made a poem about pounce when i was f33ling lonely i hope mew like it!!! my mama’s fur is soft and warm when i f33l alone i am thankful i have her my mama loves me even if i am different when others think i am strange when i find it hard to make new friends she thinks i’m the best baby kitty ever i love my mama
Abs♡lutely N❤︎❤︎TT. Cant risk ♡ne ♡f these freaks catching wind ♡f this perfect pedicure. C♡ntain them immediately. N♡b♡dy signed up t♡ see y♡ur d♡gs r♡aming free, catching the breeze like they’re ♡n s♡me kind ♡f c♡untryside retreat t♡ keep their pan intact. Cl♡se the wind♡w, secure the perimeter, and put th♡se animals back where they bel♡ngggg 😭 ᯓ★ˎˊ˗
Thanks, I Needed That
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please know you all are like a petri dish to me and i'm deeply enjoying watching you all do your thing while i take notes. 0‿0
A littl3 to th3 l3ft
:33 < dave weve talked about talking about pounce like that its not nice to her at all and she is very sw33t and loves you!
People keep saying this like I'll suddenly know what it means.