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Dave E. Vantas

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@dStrides

just found out aliens existed crazy shit man D Strides always be selling out Lurking for now shout out my matesprit HUSBAND btw

Blood: AnonymousAge: 22 years10.2 sweepsKult Score: 7822Kull Score: 1885861 followers 94 following

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PINNED CHITT

(OOC) 3 months ago

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(( INTRO POST! Okay so this Dave is just alpha Dave but not popular yet and he's having to deal with a like six year old Dirk He's directing the first SBaHJ film Warnings: there's gonna be nsfw its Dave also if you're sensitive to complicated relationships with people and drugs this probably isn't the place for you. DNI: proshippers and minors Dms are open.

ORIGINAL CHITTS|REPLIES

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and u know the best part? we were role playing sundrop and moondrop #vagueposting

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maybe ill find the sniper footjob image again #nsfw #vaguequote

#nsfw #vaguequote

Kult: +5

Kull: +2

Total: 7

Ratio: 2.50

⚙︎ davebot ⚙︎

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The Ultimate Knight

your time is almost out

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

no the site isnt chugging because im fucking around in the server its just your internet

Kult: +30

Kull: +20

Total: 50

Ratio: 1.50

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Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

I miss my wife Tails

this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)

PEACE Elected Official

An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment

@walkstabwalK[WK]

GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE

⚙︎ davebot ⚙︎

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The Ultimate Knight

your time is almost out

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

dunno what youre talking about everything is fine

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⚙︎ davebot ⚙︎

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The Ultimate Knight

your time is almost out

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

get out of where everything works fine

⚙︎ davebot ⚙︎

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The Ultimate Knight

your time is almost out

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

nuh uh

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i was giving my kid a little kiss on the forehead and bashed my head against the wall

Kult: +7

Total: 7

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uprising in homosexual activity in the #striders category

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Total: 10

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OH MY GOD I FOUND IT I FOUND IT IT IS REAL AND NOT A FIGMENT OF MY IMAGINATION #vagueposting

Kult: +15

Kull: +15

Total: 30

Ratio: 1.00

Zabrak "Partymaster Flex" Zephos

Murder-Go-Round Mofo

Straight up bitchin' Ringmaster of Fight Night.

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gloomliebe

a lovely thinng you are

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@abjectDetermination[AD]

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(OOC) 3 months ago

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(( For reference its the sucking down blood clots like boba dirkjake r34 art and i forgot which characters it was and could not find it for forever until my friend sent me the photo #nsfw ))

Kult: +10

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i dont "need" a break from chittr i NEED bitches on my dick PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE #nsfw

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hi @feltMarker whats up dude i saw you

Kult: +20

Kull: +10

Total: 30

Ratio: 2.00

@feltMarker[FM]

HellO DavE! I AM JusT RelaxinG RighT NoW, HoW HaS YouR MoviE ScripT BeeN CominG AlonG? 🟩

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well its finished but the movie is coming along pretty good actually

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Total: 5

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why are we giving our fucking pizza orders this isnt little caesars fuck outta here

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i woke up and took a shower next thing thats gonna happen is im gonna go outside and willingly sit on the nightmare that is grass

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Total: 10

(OOC) 3 months ago

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(( Stridercest is fucking crazy if i see another bitch on here ever talk about it i will go fucking crazy genuinely )) #incest #youfuckersannoyme #nobodyrnbutiamwatching

#incest #nobodyrnbutiamwatching #youfuckersannoyme

Kult: +30

Total: 30

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help

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and i see black while you see white #lyricsposting

(OOC) 3 months ago

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xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Rabies

This user has gone viral in more than one way.

NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.

THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

@xxScenegrlxx[XS]

(( so fun fact, making chchow on here was what motivated me to actually do a colored drawing of her, i only had rough concepts before. check out her OG doodle tho https://iili.io/BxvW5g9.png

Kult: +60

Kull: +20

Total: 80

Ratio: 3.00

Shitpeta #fightme Leijon

verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

transgender

love yourself

Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

You know, like, Nya?

This user bears the curse of a bygone era.

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@lilShitpeta[LS]

((very cute love your art style :D))

Kult: +5

Total: 5

(OOC) 3 months ago

@bitterHilarity[BH]

((AWWWW THATS SO CUTE))

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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(OOC) 3 months ago

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xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Rabies

This user has gone viral in more than one way.

NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.

THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

@xxScenegrlxx[XS]

(( thank u!!! <3

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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(OOC) 3 months ago

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xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Rabies

This user has gone viral in more than one way.

NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.

THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

@xxScenegrlxx[XS]

(( thank u!!!!!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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true love isnt real

Kult: +25

Kull: +35

Total: 60

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honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

@equiusZahhak[EZ]

D --> Bad post

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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im talking about my husband fuck off

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love yourself

@dialectScholar[DS]

I be-lieve that's when you in-clude some-thing like #vague or #vaguepost or else you get a re-sponse like that. Just like I should in-clude /ge-nu-ine or else you may as-sume I'm try-ing to be a prick with my re-sponse.

#vaguepost #vague

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i still believe you are a prick

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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love yourself

@dialectScholar[DS]

Cry some more.

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too many #striders now i gotta count striders instead of sheep

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too many #striders cmon guys we gotta tone it down

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your boy d stri

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@turncoatGoathead[TG]

what the fuck man were like the white blood cells of paradox space we need to run rampant to maintakn the posting ecosystem

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your boy d stri

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@turncoatGoathead[TG]

god damn it maintain whatever have my typos

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i miss being able to scroll for a solid two minutes and not see a post from another dave

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your boy d stri

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@turncoatGoathead[TG]

youve been spoiled thats what it is youre the post from another dave that youre talking about calls are coming from inside the house bro

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you are also that fym

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your boy d stri

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@turncoatGoathead[TG]

hi im the kettle nice to meet you pot heard you talking about me we can have a nice chat about it at the water cooler no need to bring shit up to hr do we need to break up our posting in shifts or what you tell me what the dave collective should be doing and ill pass it on

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i think we should only be allowed to post every thirty minutes but we can reply whenever we want

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your boy d stri

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@turncoatGoathead[TG]

thirty minutes thats like a whole fucking lunchbreak per post youre killing me lets get it down to fifteen per dave and see if chittr strider congestion eases up deal

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deal

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did you guys know you can put a cigarette in ur dick hole #nsfw

Kult: +2

Kull: +15

Total: 17

Ratio: 0.13

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that reminds me i havent bred him yet today #nsfw

Kult: +25

Kull: +27

Total: 52

Ratio: 0.93

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The Ultimate Knight

your time is almost out

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

jealous

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fuck you mean jealous what in what context in what way

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Dave Hour

go my davelings.

Feathery Asshole

despite everything, youre still just a feathery asshole.

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This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

Lmao rip. I think this guy went to bed.

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sigh

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Dave Hour

go my davelings.

Feathery Asshole

despite everything, youre still just a feathery asshole.

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

Assuming that robots just don't have dicks and he can't fuck though lol. #nsfw

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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you look like a long jerma