Dave E. Vantas
@dStrides
just found out aliens existed crazy shit man D Strides always be selling out Lurking for now shout out my matesprit HUSBAND btw
(( INTRO POST! Okay so this Dave is just alpha Dave but not popular yet and he's having to deal with a like six year old Dirk He's directing the first SBaHJ film Warnings: there's gonna be nsfw its Dave also if you're sensitive to complicated relationships with people and drugs this probably isn't the place for you. DNI: proshippers and minors Dms are open.
(( Stridercest is fucking crazy if i see another bitch on here ever talk about it i will go fucking crazy genuinely )) #incest #youfuckersannoyme #nobodyrnbutiamwatching
and i see black while you see white #lyricsposting
(( so fun fact, making chchow on here was what motivated me to actually do a colored drawing of her, i only had rough concepts before. check out her OG doodle tho https://iili.io/BxvW5g9.png
((very cute love your art style :D))
true love isnt real
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I be-lieve that's when you in-clude some-thing like #vague or #vaguepost or else you get a re-sponse like that. Just like I should in-clude /ge-nu-ine or else you may as-sume I'm try-ing to be a prick with my re-sponse.
too many #striders now i gotta count striders instead of sheep
too many #striders cmon guys we gotta tone it down
what the fuck man were like the white blood cells of paradox space we need to run rampant to maintakn the posting ecosystem
i miss being able to scroll for a solid two minutes and not see a post from another dave
youve been spoiled thats what it is youre the post from another dave that youre talking about calls are coming from inside the house bro
hi im the kettle nice to meet you pot heard you talking about me we can have a nice chat about it at the water cooler no need to bring shit up to hr do we need to break up our posting in shifts or what you tell me what the dave collective should be doing and ill pass it on
i think we should only be allowed to post every thirty minutes but we can reply whenever we want
thirty minutes thats like a whole fucking lunchbreak per post youre killing me lets get it down to fifteen per dave and see if chittr strider congestion eases up deal
did you guys know you can put a cigarette in ur dick hole #nsfw
that reminds me i havent bred him yet today #nsfw
Assuming that robots just don't have dicks and he can't fuck though lol. #nsfw
you look like a long jerma
i have business to attend to now for i am kira
god i might just jerk my shit while eating a burger #nsfw
pls do hate me cause you aint me and never will be
this rap is gonna be evolutionary
when your home lowkirkally gives stuck because of an undertale
dont pity me
when your home lowkirkally gives stuck because of an undertale
if murderers were funny id hang
#selfharm is important which is why i put on a knife mask every day
guys hate me guys hate me hate me i need to win fuck that erisol guy
Hate society equally.
riding that shit to my hit song dream vs rosa parks stream on spotify D Strides #nsfw