Dave E. Vantas
@dStrides
just found out aliens existed crazy shit man D Strides always be selling out Lurking for now shout out my matesprit HUSBAND btw
:33< im the real shitpeta :33< accept no substitutes! :33< mew can tell im the real one beclaws im unverified!
shitpeta you arent verified
:33< i want to have antiverifurcation where im so d33ply unverified i look bordpurrline shifty and untrustfurthy!
:33< thats pawsome! :33< i mean mew really really really really really shouldnt! :33< but im glad mew do!
Sleepy and irritated af. Next pers♡n t♡ see this has t♡ eat 50 P♡peyes biscuits. N♡ bev
I can’t st/)p l/)sing while #gambling there’s n/) blackjack and h/)/)kers when y/)u die, i need t/) l/)ck in #nsfw
n/) i just l/)st m/)st /)f my m/)ney t/) gambling at a place that 100% has rigged machines and if i keep g/)ing im def g/)nna g/) int/) debt but 99.9 percent /)f gamblings quit b4 they win big
:33< okay beclaws mew demanded it heres my hole! :33< #nsfw :33< https://i.imgur.com/NbHf1oQ.png
:33< fur just one like i will post hole :33< #nsfw
id pay for that in a platonic way
Back at it once more. I intend to see today how deep this world truly goes. #CalderPlaysMinecraft https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/286a19c7ca99.PNG
X “Hey hotcock, you tryna come find out why they call me the splitter” is apparently what you say to someone if you want them to punch you in the face :( #nsfw x
yeah i would punch you in the face too
X You can’t even reach my face, pipedown you mouse height looking ass cabbage water drinker x
>+. I RECENTLY TOOK ON SHE/HER PRONOUNS .+<
>+. I KNEW THE STUPID QUESTION WAS INEVITABLE .+> >+. YES. AND THEN I ABSORBED THE PRONOUNS INTO MY BEING .+<
cool i have the slash in my pronouns cause i fruit ninjaed them
i keep seeing regretful marriage posting, is eridanweek in vegas or something? i also saw nevada mentioned
true love isnt real
D --> Bad post
I be-lieve that's when you in-clude some-thing like #vague or #vaguepost or else you get a re-sponse like that. Just like I should in-clude /ge-nu-ine or else you may as-sume I'm try-ing to be a prick with my re-sponse.
OH MY ASS. FUCK. #VAGUEPOSTING
what the hell were you doing
DOES A GAY LITTLE DANCE TO PISS YOU OFF.