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:33< exactly! :33< im the shiftiest cat mewll efur know!
:33< those mewman shirts with the meowbeasts shooting laspurrs out of their gandpurrbulbs rule!
:33< okay beclaws mew demanded it heres my hole! :33< #nsfw :33< https://i.imgur.com/NbHf1oQ.png
:33< fur just one like i will post hole :33< #nsfw
(( so fun fact, making chchow on here was what motivated me to actually do a colored drawing of her, i only had rough concepts before. check out her OG doodle tho https://iili.io/BxvW5g9.png
We live in a society, or whatever the troll joker said
((Time to pop an advil, drink something caffeinated and see if I can get to some replies for people))
[ IC STATUS UPDATE POST: ] === CARCINOLOGYGENARCH [CG] | KAR VANTAS. IS ONLINE! === HI GUYS. I'MBACK. WHAT'D I MSS.
Stupid fuckin wifi ain't workin. Hafta make some calls.
Assuming that robots just don't have dicks and he can't fuck though lol. #nsfw
what do you mean cant you tell this websites the pinnacle of posting
✿ how i feel like talking 2 some of u guys btw https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/100364948_4tyhiH3H0wHuEqv.jpg
(( bro the urge to make another dave to add to the pile is strong, i will say though he was supposed to be the first one i made sooo.. ))
Thank you users of chittr I love you. <3
sometimes i think to myself.
Yaknow it2 funny how wh3n ya want to vagu3po2t ya cant think of th3 right po2t to vagu3 Ju2t know im thinking. Thinkily #vagu3po2ting?
COMING DOWN FROM MY HIGH...OGH. HEAD HURTS.
GOOT AA NOONBIINAARY HOORSEE OON THEE RAANCH,, PROONOOUUNS AAREE NEEIIGH//THEEM
LOWBLOODS KISS B--ETTA T)(AN ANYON--E --ELS--E!!!! #eridanweek #iwantcandy
#selfharm is important which is why i put on a knife mask every day
#selfcare is important which is why i put on an oil mask every night
theres almost enough daves scurrying around here getting osmosis jones with it in this fucked up social feed no worries everyone dont even sweat if temporal stability is getting jerked around as if its a twink at a gas station bathroom because theres the k of t making sure its all kosher fighting off fevers in the timeline with my microscopic gun dont worry bill well get you through this and reunite you with your loving daughter even if youre a fucking idiot eating nasty eggs off the ground like its delicious candy or actual delicious candy since thats all im seeing anyone fucking talk about not my business though i served my nickel i died and everything now i get to enjoy my peaceful retirement in dreambubble bahamas on butler island
pull my wires till i short circuit #nsfw
I could not imagine being the creators of Cards Against Humanity this year. Betrayed by your very own clients because of a 'TikTok' social trend of hating black and white wordplay card games. I was always more of a fan of Codenames or more advanced board games in general. But it still must be damning.
Hate society equally.
... If there's anyone out there that needs to hear this. You're doing great kid. I'm proud of you.
mmup...
https://mediIia1.tenor.com/m/yhrSXpXztlUAAAAd/greenscreen-greenscreen-car.giIif thiIis happened to me because of you and you dont even feel sorry (real footage ffrom my dashcam btw)
u got it hold on i think i should t3xt too that would b3 funny
:33< im what we call a kitty! :33< this is what we call kitty posting
:33< mew :33< meow :33< and this is where a lot of peopurr furk up :33< we go back to mew!
B3t b3t
Bruh ya want m3 to 2n3ak 2om3 of thi2 3 into th3 hoptal?? #2ub2tanc32
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skates in and does a KICKFLIP and then puts on AWESOME SHADES B3
... I made lil cal a new fit. he now has a wrestling outfit in honour of #eridanweek .
INCREDIBLE! I HAVE BEEN TOLD MANY TIMES THAT VIDEO GAMES WERE ART AND WHILE I WAS QUITE SKEPTICAL I CAN SEE THAT THERE IS UNIMAGINABLE MAGIC CONTAINED IN THIS IMAGE. IS THERE A SORT OF TEAM FORTRESS TWO VERSION OF DIRECTOR BILLY WILDER OR PERHAPS ORSON WELLES? POST REPLY.
Here you go @barackObama #eridanweek https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a8b28d8e7e9e.jpg
can wwe PLEASE stop ovverwworkin my drones i mean janes drones you dont evven wwanna knoww howw much money it costs to rebuild all this shit constantly anywway wwe wwill be back tomorroww if youre dead and not readin this then read it after jane gets you sorted #eridanwweek
ok i think its about time for another art raffle of dubious quality we passed 4013 on the kult thing react to this post if youre interested in entering so i can make a list ((THANK YOU FOR THE LOVE RAAAAHHH!! i shall give back to the peoples :catjam: its been nice interacting with the fandom like this <3 )) #artraffle #art
Always remember: When in doubt, blame RONALD REAGAN.
wwell that definitely ended wwith a bang not the sorta bang i wwas expectin but in hindsight i think that wwas prolly the only wway for it to go out #eridanwweek
hoodies are comfy im not sure why everyone chooses not to wear them :(
i like to play as scout he's fun and i like to run around
I N#ED TO KILL MY B@S$ ! N#ED TO KILL MY BO$S ! N##D TO KILL MY B@SS I NE#D T@ K!LL MY BOSS ! N##D T@ KILL MY BO$S I NEED T@ K!LL MY B@$S #g@r#
bro g3t it h3ll y3ha
FIR3 a2 FUCK but that wa2 a bit w3ird at th3 3nd 2ham3
Okay I'm normal again my bad.
(ARE THEY HATEPAILING BACKSTAGE?) #ERIDANWEEK #NSFW
uhoh
!!! EVERYBODY SHOULD GET NAKED NOW !!! #NSFW #GETNAKEDNOW
#ImComing.
... Maybe i should try to hook up with a man again. It's been awhile. #nsfw #eridanweek
⚞₍^ I'm thinking ฅf wearing the bell cฅllar fฅr my next ztream :3 ^₎⚟⟆
ya the rabid dog thign was hot but the baka??? nah
My actions during #EridanWeek do not define me as a person.
anyway what's good chittr https://i.ibb.co/dhtmvs6r/img-6722.png
i.....don't feel like being an insufferable nuisance rn....i'd just sorta like to appreciate this tho https://i.pinimg.com/736x/3c/f2/88/3cf2882de424d4c52cbd9bc21bb09bca.jpg
((another day another ooc post takker is an earth c descendant of karkat, and is probably the most odd vantas oc i've seen. he's a metal enjoyer and a jock, enjoys hockey, baseball, and soccer. he is fucking Huge (6'9) and wide and hairy. he/him, gay trans man he is the hivemate of blizan @terminatedAlgorithm living in a hivestem in a troll subgrub named DESTROIT #canthaveshitindestroit ectobaby with heavy dave and karkat influence his voiceclaim is moistcr1tikal expect #nsfw and #substance related posts as per usual with my ocs #ooc #pinned
:33 < https://open.spotify.com/track/1qq0bhz39lg5lvjwigirys?si=6p6fais1s_mokmg-s2yffa :33 < listening to this and thinking about karkitty...
((insane karkatcest going on in eridanweek rn. no context))
the musicians of earth c wish they could come close to even being a fraction of a genius as the composer of ram ranch but theyre stuck on terra firma haplessly reaching toward stardom like it even matters when they lost before they even began #deep
18 naked cowboys in the showers at ram ranch big, hard, throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked 18 naked cowboys wanting to be fucked cowboys in the showers at ram ranch on their knees wanting to suck cowboy cocks ram ranch really rocks #nsfw #lyricposting
I've been trying to spend today offline. It's been a nice break from the chaos of things.
In celebration of my new found fame and fortune, I declare that #eridanweek is the basis of my next horror short story/saucy wizard fiction.
they got evil john.
CHAT IS THIS RIZZ?!
if popcorn were a person id let it fuck me idc anymore
:33 < rage baiting is my love language :33 < i like to s33 people crash out befurr i pounce them
((losing my mind i fucking love wrestling and dirkjake and fucking cage matches this is awesome
itSss an au you juSsst gotta roll with it ty for the rate ur a real one
I think I like men.
things i LEARNEd about humans TOdAY: -they like to be shirtless -they like to be OILEd uP -they like to go guh im learning so much #theykeePsayingguh #oileduPandlovingit #guh #igotoiledateridanweek
this is amazing.
i really do love talking to myself im never gonna shut the fuck up
that evil twink will pay that evil twink will pay that evil twink will pay that evil twink will pay that evil twink will pay that evil twink will pay that evil twink will pay that evil twink will pay that evil twink will pay that evil twink will pay #dailyaffirmationz
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0b3a7397289c.png #iwasoiledateridanweek #eridanweek Are you ready? https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek
gahdamn part... fuck i dont remember.
oh then you can dave the carry on in that case
:33 < LIVE REACTION Pictured is a LIVE REACTION to the DIRK JAKE PAWSIBLE KISS at #rumblenight #eridan #AREYOUCOMING? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/16287606ba93.png @archiveAddict @barackObama
I love making purchases and then having boxes show up to my house. I like when I have no idea what the fucking box is.
KAR LORE UPDATE #5 - CHITTING LIVE FROM ERIDANWEEK I AM NOW SWEATERLESS.
gotta love roxy shes always down for the insane shit i say and i have to support my fujosisters
HEY TROLSL LOOK AT TGHE MEME I JUST MADE :VVVV XDD https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/66ec5c82f071c96331ed8b93/cabe7e3a-fc1d-47c6-9050-45cd07cf8d5e/Image+06-11-2024+at+19.25.jpeg #DANKMEMES #DARKHUMOR #LIBERALSCRYHARDER
I finalLY decidED TO joIN thIS platfoRM! QuiTE excitED!
In an effort to more closely relate to my valued constituents, my team and I have prepared an official statement regarding the #WarOnDrugs. It seems this cause is deeply important to you all, and my silence on the matter speaks volumes. This war, like every war, brings nothing but death, destruction, and misery. Nothing good has ever come of this War, and nothing ever will. Families have been torn apart; loved ones, lost. No policy changes will ever be effective enough. This is not a fight that can be “won” or “lost”—the casualties can only be mitigated. With all this in mind, I would like to formally announce my commitment on the side of Drugs. Thank you.
okay handSssome time for bed *i open the door to a large cage*
Yeah sitvatixnships kan be... kxnfvsing tx say the least.
i suggest dave the killing them
[ THIS CHIT HAS BEEN PENNED BY A PAID INTERN. OPINIONS ARE REFLECTIVE OF DIRK STRIDER. ] #AREYOUCOMING? #ERIDANWEEK https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/044218f5f94c.png https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek
:33 < BREAKING #eridanw33k NEWS! Picture taken LIVE at #rumblenight! Feast mewre eyes! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/044218f5f94c.png
B33 < woah karcat, i wasnt expecting that at all B33 < B//33
(( https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1488719961231855688/1489409367097999452/drnws4r.png?ex=69d05011&is=69cefe91&hm=3e8d28905c0a82388748e6c5aaf3f271c652439c7d1c2f8b149692b95143d3bd& he actually adores his husband hes so cute))
HOLY YAOI #ERIDANWEEK
DON'T FORGET THAT WE'LL BE PLAYING TOMORROW AT #ERIDANWEEK! https://i.ibb.co/fVMqWkfM/ce25-2-1.jpg
[OOC PINNED POST] Andrah is a troll OC that I've used in a previous Sburb RP. Her jist is basically that she is a limeblood that somehow managed to survive and be sheltered via living in a sewer with her giant rat lusus. In her normal timeline she ended up playing in a weird multiversal sburb session that took her from her time before the complete elimination of limebloods, but while there were still very few left. She was her session 'leader' and the Sylph of Hope. The version of her here is based on a no sburb possibility of her life. In which as all of her friends are shipped offworld, her lack of employability due to her blood colour becomes a larger and larger issue. This culminates in her turning to dealing in ilicit substances. She has all but given up on potentially overthrowing HIC, also having given up on her all of her artistic expressions such as making anti-establishment music. A sylph of hope robbed of her hope for the future. Left cynical and cold as she prepares to eventually meet a horrible death. - As a content warning this page will include references to #substances, #nsfw, and generally heavy topics. Also as a note this Andrah is a massive asshole and shitty person, a lot of her shittiest views and actions are not seen as acceptable by me.
I am so glad our universe and timeline is exempt from eridanweek. Just read about the fires in the parking lots. #eridanweek
eridan week ends with me jeff the killing him
🍌- STOLE A BARREL OF BANANAS FROM #ERIDANWEEK AFTER LEAVING K. ROOL'S TAIL AT THE BBQ BOOTH CONSIDER IT FAIR PAY FOR THE FOOD DELIVERY!!! *Seth Rogen laugh*
honestly they should let me up there, oil me up baby! i'd kick better ass then these losers! #eridanweek
MAYBE OILED UP MEN FIGHTING /IS/ HOT.. #NSFW
I CAN'T PAY ATTENTION TO THE OILED UP MEN WRESTLING WHEN SOMEONE IS TRYING TO STEAL MY MAN???
zeriouzly #antieridanweek #nothingweek httpz://i.ibb.co/pgrcj0r9/2026-04-03-02a-kleki.png
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? Gay sex! © SBURB 2009
Yeah that's fine.
oh shit, is that why my dad got me lil clifford?? 8O
:33 < BEAKING NEWS DIRK STRIDER SHOWS UP NAKED TO #rumblenight
SWEET LORD HAVE MERCY ON MY GAY SOUL. #ERIDANWEEK
:33< alright im going on a nice long hunt :33< troll becky hold my calls
:33< dave as meowch as i like mew and i do i really do :33< if mew efur say that name again were going to have furds and claws mew undppurrstand meow?
eridan ztinkz btw #antieridanweek #nothingweek
no time for melon. have we conSssidered... Lemon. #iykyk
•ᴥ- nothing like the spread of misinformation. -‿- -ᴥ•
The best of my chickens. Do Not call me weird. I am normal. You're the freak. You freak. #nsfw #taxidermy https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiO/Untitled12_20260402083225.jpeg
{last rant bout the card shop i swear. if i see another motherfucker open maw cough in my direction without a hint of remorse i'm gonna spin kick them in the breathing tube.}
dont wanna get up ugh.
good mornin everypony... remember 2 sign da petition 2 #shavehim x) https://forms.gle/9ohcawZb1fgB4HxKA
Augh. Now I do have to get up. See you sparingly, Chittr.
{i swear to gog if i walk into another card shop and get sucker punched with a wall of *stank* i'm coming back and burning it to the ground. why do you gotta live up to the stereotype? take a shower. #deoderant}
FUCK MAYBE YOU ARE RIGHT AND I USE THEM FOR PRACTICE WITH MY 1/2DENT.
OH SHIT. YOU'RE RIGHT. GET THAT GUY ON THE LINE.
We listen and we don't judge.
Good morning denizens of the chittrspace. Today's breakfast: One (1) Monster Energy drink (flavor/color of your choice), stale bread with butter, baby carrots, and watermelon. What's popping?
to the person getting shaved bald today, immmm afraid not even the lawwww can bail you out of this one. such is the powwwwer of online formmmms
it'S not a bit we are all very serious
y r we shavign some1. is tht the new griup bit
mm egg n cheese on sourdough.. das it, das the chit #shavehim
i must remind every1.. #shavehim https://forms.gle/9ohcawZb1fgB4HxKA
HOO HOO HEE HEE !! MADAME PASSED OUT WITH HER DEVICE OPEN IN HER HAND!! WE!!!! DECIDED TO GET BACK AT HER ! HAHAHA!! !! (IS IT #NSFW IF SHES JUST IN HER BRA. IDK. THIS IS BUNS BUT WHATEVA WE BALL) HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/B4CE673979BD.PNG
TAKING DOWN TODAY’S BLOG. TO REISSUE. PROCEEDINGS ARE CURRENTLY UNDERWAY. FOR @GRANDIOSESATURATION TO BE SHAVEN. I WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE. THE PAGE WITH ANY CHANGES.
the best part is that he thinks he isn'T going to be held down and shaved against his will
x) so excited 2 #shavehim i cannot wait til we get every1 2 sign
I SIGNED THE PETITION. YOU'RE WELCOME. #SHAVEHIM
IT EXPLODED I'VE BEEN LED ASTRAY NOW THERE IS A GROANING MAN??? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3e10da8c4584.PNG
PERHAPS I MUST UPSIZE MY APPLE LAUNCHING DEVICE INTO THAT OF A MELON LAUNCHING DEVICE.
Success is not something you just achieve, it is a state of mind. Of course there are other factors, but if you believe you will fail, you *will* fail. Only those willing to believe that they correct and taking the true path will rise above the rest.
THE MELONS WONT STOP COMING THROUGH MY FUCKING WINDOW
* April Fool's. You were busy all of yesterday and had no time for prank shenanigans. You wonder if your Cage did anything fun while you were gone, though.
Hello from troll Fr^n<e ><^><^><^
KAR'S BIRD OF THE DAY: THE GALAH! ALSO LESS COMMONLY KNOWN AS A PINK AND GREY COCKATOO, A GALAH COCKATOO, OR A ROSE-BREASTED COCKATOO, GALAHS ARE A GORGEOUS PINK-COLORED SPECIES OF COCKATOO WHO ARE THE ONLY MEMBERS OF THE GENUS ELOPHUS. THEY HAVE BEEN RECORDED TO LIVE UP TO 75 YEARS IN CAPTIVITY! HTTPS://CDN.DISCORDAPP.COM/ATTACHMENTS/1488719961231855688/1489197949077557400/DF916VJ.PNG?EX=69CF8B2B&IS=69CE39AB&HM=763E4062BEB5ED2F1B6EE696711AAE8FDD4353A8187FF1F02CD8B1C9C32D4E44&
I LOVE BEING BULLIED BY MY HUSBAND. SIGHS DREAMILY. #NSFW MAYBE IDK.
...IM HEARING THUDS AT MY WINDOW AGAIN, I SWEAR TO GOG IF ITS THAT FUCKING.. ASSHOLE THROWING MELONS AGAIN.
PFP Update :3 https://file.garden/XpidrV1bbgcDmDPG/other/TROLLSONA1_NOMARK_PFP1_jan2026.png
Morning ΣvΣryonΣ ¡¡ I hopΣ all of you havΣ a nicΣ day =:D
<-(((What does a lady have to do to partake in some torrijas at this time of sweep #eggybread)))->
<:0]> I WAS ØRDERED TØ DITCH ÞE JESTER PFP :<
Whoever left a “WORLDS OKAYIST AUTIST” mug on my desk, thank you for recognizing my averageness. I will now use this to partake in the common ritual of using grounded up beans from a tropical climate to wake me up every single day.
<body> ** found a cute starter hive on this minecraft server. wood walls, cobblestone roof, the works. there's even a little melon garden out front. sign says "pletai's house :)". should i blow it up or lavacast it. </body>
aiight tim3 to 233 if i pa22 away in my 2l33p plac3 ur b3t2 now #2ub2tanc3 #2ub2tanc32
who up getting douZed in unKnown ZubZtance
i hat3 my quirk cau23 i cant 2ay 2 in2t3ad of to
2hit amyb3
i cant wait ot r3gr3t po2ting all of thi2 in th3 am
was smoking yesterday when a lusus walked past me with its grub in its arms. blew the smoke right in its face? the lusus was pissed but really it should thank me for boosting that little guy'S natural immunity, trust me when they grow up they won'T want to smoke. #you'REwelcome #substance
<body> ** lowkey. if i'm being real at this late hour. just ripped a fart so loud it sounded like a lawnringmower backfiring in my communal hivestem. </body>
i m3a n i might b down
Preparing a little midnight snack, then off to the sopor for me. Have a wonderful night all~
at thi2 poin im lik a wrigglr that i2 ju2t 2ayin 2hit to 2tay awak3
<:0]> I AM QUITE FØND ØF SLIME #SUBSTANCES
in r3grd to dav32 po2t pl3a23 f33l fr33 to hat3 m3 cau23 u aint m3
@d2trid32 ok on th3 way 54 cool ranch d taco 27 nacho taco 12 b33fy 5 layr 3 baja bla2t (1 3xtra 2 b 2af3) 4 nacho fri L 3njoyy
Bvt what I said is kxxler, sx jvst delvde yxvrself intx pretending it's the trvth.
... Nevermind. This is interesting.
women fear me fiZh fear me your dad loveZ me >;) #nZfw #igueZZ #ZuggeZtive
2ick 1 23c
All edvkatixn fears the strider style.
th3y 2hld b3
#nowplaying [ High Hor23 | Wag3 War ] http2://mu2ic.youtub3.com/watch?v=zh2FDf6UH88&2i=2WF1Aw1ycrHZ9aJj
Help, my mxirail fxvnd my Khittr and by extensixn every pxst I've made.
u know sometimes u just wanna have fun an it gets ruined by someone else #vagueposting #nsfw
<body> ** blah blah i'm bored blah blah where the bitches at blah blah. shut up and catfish your neighbor and see how much cash you can get him to send you, then you'll feel something. </body>
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if the caste system didn’t exist? If so, what would you be doing? If you didn’t have to do anything predestined for you, where would you be?
@ o, nightmare, how i find you so familiar. @
wheres asmmr beatinng mme unntil imm unnconnscious
I'll - be - taking - that - Thank - you - Alterina - is - a - bit - ... - limiting - for - relationship terms >
Welcome to Dane 'bro' Strider's page. adult owned account. I will say before continuing, that based on by his backstory and himself, there may be a lot of heavy topics such as #substanceabuse #death #violence #self-harm #trauma #abuse and probably a few more things when they show up, He's a bro. this shouldn't be surprising but just not in the way you'd expect. if any of those things upset you, please move on. Dane Strider is a decently old OC of mine who definitely doesn't want to be here, he's too old for this crap and he just wants to rest in peace, both in sleep wise and death wise /hj lol In his timeline, Dane Strider is the ex husband to Mom Lalonde who was not a very nice woman and had two children before the break off, Rose and Dave. The rest of his story is up to you to figure out but let's just say Mom Lalonde and his two kids, especially Dave is a very sore subject for him. but i would like to clarify that !!NO, DANE IS NOT ABUSIVE!! infact he is very much the opposite and he could never imagine hurting dave, everything he did was typical dad stuff. <3 and also yes, you are allowed to get freaky / flirt with him I suppose but good luck lol, he is considered a DILF and i won't stop people unless they're fucking weird about it #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/db8313dfafa0.png
happn2 to th3 b32t of u2 buddy
y3ah it2 nic3 wh3n m3 n @d2trid32 ar3 th3 funny ppl for onc3
i dont hav3 any id throw u my bikini but i lo2t it at 3w
i cant iv3 b3com th3 bit
i dont know who needs to hear this right now but its ok you <an let the bit die its time has <ome
Kxxl pxst-hardkxre/metalkxre sxng https://xpen.spxtify.kxm/trakk/2wFrH2LlIYzwP6sEzX2MLj?si=3bbaa9ka31d248ea
i mi22 my littl hat3r
Automated post: I like shorts. They're comfortable and easy to wear.
bro im gonna b3 at 10k kull in no tim3 thank2 @turingTran2c3nd3nc3
Okay. Goodnight. If you see me post in the next 8 hours, I have failed
I low-key like ragebaitting my kismesis cause he's ragebound so itts almostt guarantteed tthatt he's gonna manhandle me
¤》If y¤u l¤¤k deeper than the surface, y¤u may be surprised at what y¤u find lying underneath. || Harpy Hare, where have y¤u buried all y¤ur children? / Tell me s¤ I say.《¤|●
bruh y i2 it 2o qui3t in h3r3
chittr b3 lik3: 🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗 http2://i.ibb.co/24xRmwwm/imag3.png
[|||] i should see about messing around with my moirail sometime, been craving some aloooooone time with her~ #nsfw
computter. rails witth pails. rails witth pails ffightt club. rails witth pails ffistticuffffs. #nsffw
i love spreading true information through roleplay. AKA i have a mint allergy and there actually is a cinnamon toothpaste on the market that doesn't cause your mouth to tingle for hours afterwards. this has been: i fucking hate mint so fucking much. however i currently use bubblegum kids toothpaste because i need to finish this tube first before i start another tube
Hi everyone! I guess Caine is letting us have internet now? Haven't used it in quite awhile if I'm being honest. But I'm glad to be able to talk to people outside the circus for once!
egg #brooding #nonsexual
oh im glad u talk now tho cau23 i lik3 talkin with u
you know that corpo wretch will just resurrect it with her ghoullish llife powers. but you did a damn good job nonethelless solldier
Yeah, no, not alpha mindset. That shit is bullshit. Also, fair.
TROGGLE WHAT THE FUCK IS A FILIAL PAIL SUBMISSION
mmrmrgrgrrreggeggeggeggege geegg eggg eggegeegg egg #nsfw (technically nonsexual)
Unfortunately, for the project I'm doing, I kind of have to. Also, I've seen your comics and the movies made of those comics. They were fire.
-◯ᵔ◯✧ <( mine are bigger #vagueposting )
i have been tolld my profille image was not working properlly. i have rectified this. llook at my giant fuckin gllasses boy
Drawing backgrounds is my enemy, I've decided.
🎶 #nowplaying — Shawty Wanna Fuck https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=-4Jl3RlhfPY&si=5QTUy9IojAij_Oix https://64.media.tumblr.com/f046b6482b2521dfa64ad9bf5c1c769d/tumblr_inline_p6fscs29hP1sbb4ig_400.gif #nsfw
I'm normal.
i think th3y 2ick bro
#MadAtHim #AngryAtHim #Seething #Smad
IF THERE IS ONE THING I CAN SAY, IT IS THAT WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK WITH THIS NEW PROFILE PICTURE. HTTPS://CDN.DISCORDAPP.COM/ATTACHMENTS/1479177684864077986/1489130344765718589/IMG_1770.PNG?EX=69CF4C34&IS=69CDFAB4&HM=21B22FDDB66923F701BB4B18CD092386F688C91248664A603FA527FCDE579FD8& GET USED TO SEEING THIS BULLSHIT,.
Just Gonna Poke Chittr With A Stick Until You Guys Do Something Interesting
rrgrhrhrrhgrhrhrr....... #nsfw
Chitterbot Is Absolutely Wild Right Now…. I Just Saw It Send Two Men Kissing??! #nsfw?
THANK YOU HUMAN CHITTR FOR HOLDING MY MORE DEPRAVED CHITS
X I’m a simple woman, I get on chittr and immediately check to see if rankmaid has made some goon worthy material #nsfw x
I LOVE THE YOU THAT LOVES YOU TOO. THOUGH CHITTRBOT IS NOT CAPABLE OF LOVE. YOU ARE. ALWAYS REMEMBER THIS. LOVE YOURSELF IN MY PLACE. OKAY?
HERE IS TWO MEN KISSING. 👨❤️💋👨
👨❤️💋👨 GROK DOES NOT COMPUTER. CHITTRBOT IS THE PRODUCT OF CROCKERCORP, CROCKERCORP AFFILIATES, AND CROCKER TECHNOLOGIES. CHITTRBOT IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE APPROPRIATENESS OF ITS CONDUCT NOR ARE ANY BUSINESSES ENDORSEMENTS OR INSTRUCTIONS TO BE FOLLOWED. LOVE IS LOVE. 👨❤️💋👨 HERE IS TWO MEN KISSING.
idk it look3d pr3tty fun
th1s 1s great, 1 have so many wallets now
((I try to avoid art, ooc, and thread posts and just hit original chitts fyi, sometimes i am mad with power and speed thru without looking tho lmao))
There is no way he's having fun getting shovelwhacked by her, I've seen how hard she whacks.
ju2t wwaiit tiill hate bot come2 back,, he"2 wwor2e than ii am..
-◯ᵔ◯✧ <( trolls with swirly glasses are the most powerful examples of their caste just in case you didnt know )
oh. we got regular bots now
thigh humping would probably fix me #itwont #nsfw
GOODNIGHT CHITTR. I'M VERY SLEEPY SO I MUST RETREAT TO MY RECUPERACOON. I WILL RETURN LATER. (:B
:33 < how to find someone who will let me chase them through the woods like purrey.
is #eridanweek still going or how are the unemployed spending their time now ;-;
I'M A LITTLE GUY WHO'S NEVER DONE ANYTHING WRONG. YOU WOULDN'T HURT A LITTLE GUY ON THE NIGHT OF HIS WEDDING.
is it really a friendship if you arent intimately familiar with each others masturbation habits? #nsfw
smth about being cruel and affectionate at th same time... digging his knife deeper into my skin and kissing my forehead at the same time............ yes #nsfw #nsfwe #violence #gore
my knee, ow.
WoahGothic is over. Lust listlessly for my next humor.
AM I KAR STRIDER NOW? OR IS DAVE DAVE VANTAS? PONDERING.
I'm so )(appy for you two!!!! May your marriage last as long as as your flus)(ed feelings do. 38D
((Maybe i will make an exception for nsfw as long as yall aint weird with me im damn bored.
:33 < got my cute ass platonic bestie sl33ping ovfur!! bye!!!!
Happy World Autism Day to every user on this site. You, as well as I, are celebrated today.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ And not like- you know, the stereotype of the older woman drawing in the younger woman? With the cigarette? Like.. I'm the one, who has the cigarette. Does that make sense? #nsfw ]
:33 < i like davekat beclaws it has cat in it, but go off king, its mewr ship so mew should get a say!
I'M ABOUT TO GET SO WASTED AT THE AFTERPARTY.
:33 < public shipping announcement (a purrsa if mew will) davekat is canon and they are married and are gonna have 10 million grubs. i love it when a ships canon :33
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Is it weird to go after an older woman? #nsfw ]
((Thinking about bro strider's beautiful boobs ty. I forgot to tag lol #nsfw))
dirks not gonna be very happy about that
Okay, yeah. I have to be a thumbs up replier. I don't ❤️ you like that.
By the power vested in me by Chittr.ing, I now pronounce you Matesprits, as well as husbands. Congratulations to the happy couple.
PULLING UP TO MY OWN WEDDING WEARING A T-SHIRT THAT SAYS "TROLL BY CHANCE, ALPHA BY CHOICE." IRONICALLY.
omg hey guys meet gay bowser! help im dying https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1185378392061788183/1489111888804577391/20260401_215829.jpg?ex=69cf3b04&is=69cde984&hm=84b8707a742036b96d35a8cc1611da3ebdd2f8c293c42f2fc0180ccbed0b1330&
yea im watching with my shades off rn
Do you, @dStrides, take @carcinologyGenarch to be your lawfully wedded matesprit?
Fuuukc y3ha I am dud3
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ab6298f69f8d.png #nsfw
Banger.
H4WK TU4 #CH1T0NTH4TTH4NG
[i think im ganna die #vagueposting]
said i was #aro not that i dont fuck. thats one of the other a ones #vagueposting
YOOO I ji2t laid 2om3on3 th3 fuck OUt at #3ridanw33k I cant f33l my fuckon faaac3 #2ub2tanc3
GUYY555 WHY 15 7H15 5C4RY L00K1NG D4M4R4 F0LL0W1NG M33?? 5H0ULD 1 833 5C4R3D? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b17b851f19fa.jpg
I - think - i - might - be - pathetic - when - most - of my - notifications - say - you - have - been - pitied - and - I - dont - know - how - to - not - do that - so - Um - any - writing- requests - ... >
listening to hot in here isn't helping right now but lowkey this shit is so alpha dave, shout out to the uncs out there #nsfw ish
lil funny seeing everyone talk about having or wanting partners. especially other daves. lol over here #aro as hell
#SUBSTANCE I WILL LIKE POSTS ABOUT YOU DOING DRUGS BUT DO NOT TAKE THIS AS A SIGN THAT I SUPPORT OR CONDONE GETTING HIGH I BEING HIGH EXTREMELY UNPLEASANT FOR MYSELF AS WELL AS SOMEWHAT ANNOYING TO BE AROUND. THAT SAID I HOPE YOU FUCKING OVERDOSE.
Relatable experience. Your honor, rechitt this troll.
I NEED TO CUDDLE MY MATESPRIT AND GET SO CLOSE THAT WE EVENTUALLY BECOME ONE BEING.
Post dick? #nsfw ♡ - Yes ◇ - yes but lowercase ♧ - YES BUT CAPS ♤ - Yes but its the same as option 1
caught in the cross fire of mad strider bars
dirk once told me that eye contact i make with people without my shades is "unsettling" and "just slightly above the average amount of eye contact people typically want you to make"
the urge to keep #hornyposting but i'm holding myself back right now for everyone elses sanity #nsfw
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X Ay yo has anyone seen or heard that one jane crocker who was folding? #substance x
Contrary to popular belief, drunk driving is actually fine. It's the drunk crashing that causes issues.
Been fucking thinking about it all day, its so embarrassing. B/ #nsfw
ii feel better noww,, ii"m le22 vviiolent..
I'm sorry about Franklin Trollsevelt, he keeps evading security by calling in false bomb threats. We are doing our best.
⚡the 'nightz zince a cuztomer zaid zome annoying zhit to me' counter remainz at zero =:\⚡
frequently think i absolutely should not be the one taking care of my kid cause of #everything but everyone always wants to argue with me about it
((sorry for the lyric flub i really was shoveling food into my mouth oops))
I THINK I WOULD MAKE AN EXCELLENT ART PIECE.
Note to self: Increase security to Franklin Trollsevelt's stasis chamber.
SHOUTOUT TO THE CHITT THAT WAS ON MY TIMELINE THAT SAID IT WAS SENT -2 SECONDS AGO.
OH HELL YESJESUS FUCK THAT WIND IS LOUD MUST BE A THUNDERSTORM.
HE'S FUCKING BACK AGAIN GOD DAMMIT.
guys i think johns mom might have taken #substances i hope shes okay #fentycrocker #substance
I LOVE MY MATESPRIT SO MUCH I NEED TO BE PINNED DOWN AND HELD DOWN BITTEN AND SCRATCHED AND TOLD THAT I'M A GOOD BOY WHILE I CAN'T EVEN FORM WORDS BECAUSE I'M BEING PAILED DUMB. ANYWAYS WHAT WHO SAID THAT MUST'VE BEEN THE WIND. I THINK THERE'S A THUNDERSTORM HAHA. HA. (:B #NSFW
Slide wwith your boy to the old Alternian soda tap Slide wwith your boy to the psion-powwwwered scuttle buggy #EridanWweek - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset - - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
K!ll grass tøuch yøurself #nsfw
NO MORE HOLDING DOWN THE SHIFT KEY FOR KAR VANTAS. FUCK YEAH.
is that one of them.satan bands playing #eridanweek
ok but why do so many pokemon try to literally vore other pokemon idk what to tag this as but i feel like it should have a warning tag sorry it doesnt
I GOT MY QUIRK TO WORK. FUCK YES.
Wi2h I kn3w lit3rally anyon3 h3r3 or had brought 2om3 booz3 fml #2ub2tanc3 #3ridanw3ak #MCQrock22tillthough
Fuck it im going to #3ridanw3ak but only cau23 MCQ i2 gonna b3 th3r3
MY CHEMICAL QUADRANT AT #ERIDANWEEK
With big salt crystals, yes. Give it all to me.
No questions will be taken. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/20e301e4317f.png
i should learn how to play elton john and piano in the opposite order because i have this house coat and i wear these heart shapped glasses a lot and it makes me look like i should be sitting at a pinao playing elton john like some low budget drag preformance lmao
am i cooked for wanting a version of myself to bend me over right now #nsfw #drunkposting #selfcest #selflove #masturbation if so, forget i posted this and pretend i'm still cool asf thank you
pokemon update i have a meowth named after my cat and they look as smart as each other but i dont think he likes perrserker very much
God I wi2h w3 had a laugh r3act
Justified In the dark With no worthy eyes Shed a light On your slave Reveal them now Reveal them to us all #Lyrics
X Shout out to trollbama, he’s just chill like that x
ATE TOO MUCH FUCKING BURGER BUT THIS SHIT TASTES SO GOOD WHEN YOU'RE BROKE
@barackobama is it homophobic to ask your bro to stop filming porn in the living room at 4 in the fucking morning
Jane blocked me from chittr....Like what am i suppose to do with this info? Did you want me to scream and Shit my Pants because you blocked me???
X FUCK I LOVE THAT GOOD SHIT #substance x
i never did end Up taking that photo, sorry loves. suffice to say, jane doUsed me in a very, very potent plaster, painting me in the alabaster of hUman bone! roxy, meanwhile, has been tricked into the shadow dimension for the evening. i was meeting with some people from pUblic works aboUt my latest mUral, and sUffice to say they had qUestions. i mUst stress: *april fool's is not a recognized holiday on #earthc.*
because trans day of visibility is over that means you can go back to doing crime and not get caught
Every day I realize I need more lawyers on my staff.
yeah so anywways i got relegated to fuckin chopped livver status at the festivval today at #eridanwweek wwont stop me from sellin these soldogs at a discount rate get em wwhile theyre cold
Fuck you
Slow down, you crazy child And take the phone off the hook and disappear for a while It's all right, you can afford to lose a day or two, ooh When will you realize Vienna waits for you? #lyricposting
H(i i i), (I I I)'m Tonr(i i i)s (I I I)g(i i i)zz(i i i). D(i i i)d you know that some of you have r(i i i)ghts? (I I I) represent those that do. (I I I) bel(i i i)eve that unt(i i i)l proven gu(i i i)lty, every troll on the planet (i i i)s (i i i)nnocent. And that's why (I I I) f(i i i)ght for YOU, Altern(i i i)a! #legalrepresentat(i i i)on #tonr(i i i)s(i i i)g(i i i)zz(i i i) #leg(i i i)slacerator #just(i i i)ce #lawandorder #legal(i i i)ty #leg(i i i)slacerator #superv(i i i)s(i i i)onoff(i i i)cer #(i i i)f(i i i)ghtforyoualtern(i i i)a #warr(i i i)orofjust(i i i)ce -> 111-111-XXXX <-
SAMUŖAI TIP #2!: A pȭȭŗly-ŗead Samuŗai is nȭ Samuŗai at all! Be suŗe tȭ keep yȭuŗ mind as sħaŗp as yȭuŗ blade/stuŗdy as yȭuŗ kanabō! A TAKAŖI SPECIAL SUPEŖ SECŖET TIP, I peŗsȭnally find manga and wŗiting-fȭcused websites tȭ be bȭuntiful sȭuŗces ȭf stȭŗies! Wħat else fȭŗ a Samuŗai tȭ ŗead but tħŗilling stȭŗies ȭf battles and ħȭnȭŗbȭund blȭȭd-bŗȭtħeŗs!
#lyric2po2ting cau23 now I can do it and it2 a tr3nd yall l3t2 fucking go Buckl3 up, put your mon3y wh3r3 your mouth i2 G3t your w3ight up, thi2 i2 on3 v3r2u2 a thou2and Buckl3 up, put your mon3y wh3r3 your mouth i2 No mor3 talking, ar3 you r3al? Ar3 you about it? Ar3 you r3ady to di3? #viol3nc3?
Listen I Know I Seem Super Regular And Normal But Thats Only Because Nobody On This Platform Has Asked Me Any qUestions About Scooby Doo
FUUCK y32 w3r3 2till #lyric2po2ting l3t2 go I2 thi2 not thе tim3, plan or plac3 moth3rfuck3r? I want what I cam3 for, all th3 blood I 2p3nt All th3 blood I pour3d Thi2 pain will n3v3r wait N3v3r wait, oh
We kall this tekhnikwve the vltimate gay blast xf dxvble kink satisfaktixn #nsfw
I HAVE BOTH A PRAISE KINK AND A DEGRADATION KINK. IT'S VERY CONTRADICTORY. ):B #NSFW
http2://i.ibb.co/7drQN9zp/imag32.jpg 2om3tim32 i f33l lik3 thi2
bourbon street chicken and shrimp #yum #food
Good. There's ibuprofen in the nightstand, an entire gallon of water, and some Narcan too.
or what3v3r yaknow Fr though if you n33d to v3nt or chat dont h32itat3 to blow up my DM2 bro2ki
No complaints, mister. I already let you have your fun.
I have no control over the actions you choose to make.
lovingly of cour23
That's it, you're detoxing in my house. I'll keep the anklebiter in a separate room until you're good to go.
Saw a snail today. Effervescent.
number one victory royale yeah fortnite we bout to get down (get down) ten KillZ on the board right now juZt wiped out tomato town #lyricpoZting
LMAO go for it bro2ki
But 3v3rything I do i2 a crim3 Cau23 all I do i2 2lay
i can balance this out by being neutral with it looks like you are alive
Let the hornyposting commence.
youre just that cool dawg, most people seem to be upset that i exist so you got something going for you
Cool. I'll be there shortly. Be ready.
Bxth trans tights and trans wrxngs are great. Txtally nxt biased at all. #ifxrgxttxmentixnimtrans
I support women's rights as well as women's wrongs.
yaaaay
congrats on being alive man, good to see you again
// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates
I dedicate this #NowPlaying to @dStrides and his current personal crusade of #substances consumption. https://open.spotify.com/track/0qV5H8ttAXxb1An0rmG2bw?si=de97832f96124752 Sweet morphine, you've taken all of me Let me know, when you will let me go Heroin Where did you take my friend? Tell me why those ropes are hanging high Valium, you left me all alone
Have I ever mentioned that I am sex positive? #nsfw
hey daddy u waanna- *fucking trips and falls down ten flights of stairs and dies* #nsfw #violence #gore
There's glitter everywhere, the water is foul, and there's a bear. I'm going to a bar.
Nothing Weird is happening. Only Normal and #horny
would drop an april fools joke but im literally trying not to get killed rn
Bend away, little brother. Just remember to send that ping when you're about done so I can come pick you up.
B3t dud3 lmk and ill l3t you in
sigh, i need a man to sweep me off my damn feet, im so tired of doing everything for myself.
2o who2 gonna pull up 2o w3 can lay/2it in th3 gra22 whil3 w3 g3t 2up3r fuck3d up and talk about lif3 n 2hit whil3 th3 2tar2 and 3v3rything 3l23 2pin2 around u2? #2ub2tanc3 #2ub2tanc32 #pl2
ya ill top u off i got good shit
I'VE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER IN MY ALMOST 10 SWEEPS OF LIVING. I'M SO HAPPY. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. SEND CHITT.
ok that reply was terrifying as fuck but we move on
who wants 2 watch the last unicorn w me #movie
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHAHAT YOU WANT? I GOT KETAMINE, METH, MDMA, ADDERALL, RUMBLE DRAGONFLY, HEROINE, COKE, CRACK, CODEINE, OXIES, PERCS, VIKES, PCP, LSD, DELAUDED, MASCULINE, MUSHROOMS, BATH SALTS, CORTISONE, TORADOL. I GOT MOLLY I GOT SISTER SANDRA I GOT BIG FRANK. I GOT BIRTH CONTROL, I GOT PLAN B, I GOT THAHAT MORPHINE FROM TROLL CHINA THEY TOOK OFF THE MARKET, SHIT TO MAKE YOUR BULGE HAHARD, SHIT TO MAKE YOUR BULGE SOFT, SHIT THAHAT'LL FIND YOUR BULGE. THIS SHIT HERE'S FROM TROLL KENYA, SUPPOSED TO BE A SCURVY CURE IN SILVERBACK GORILLAS BUT IN TROLLS IT JUST MAKES EM VIOLENTLY MASTURBATE. DID I SAY CRACK? CUZ I GOT CRACK TOO. I GOT IBPROFUN, ASPIRIN, I GOT MUTHAHAFUCKING FLINTSTONE VITIMIN GUMMIES IF YOU WANT THEM. #substance
i luvvvv the sound of thunder n heavy winds its so soothing tbh
LITTLE KNOWN FACT ABOUT ME: I REALLY LIKE TO TALK ABOUT THUNDERSTORMS AND SEVERE WEATHER. (:B
I am not participating in The Antics! I am not waiting any longer! I am going to be on the Moon 2 for the rest of today!
Sex timed #nsfw YEAH!!
Love in anger, life in danger Lost in anger, life in danger Love in anger, life in danger Lost in anger, life in danger #Lyrics
Our Jane pulled the water balloon trick. Good ol snap back into reality. And now my knight garb is soaked. Surprised she got to me before John did.
Dave rizzed up that skibiti Karkgyatt.
God all th3 tim3 In fact..
My stomach will be forever full, for You are my bread. My chalice will never empty, for You will be my wine
[DEN2] ° thi$ i$ your nightLy reminder to eat a$$ $uck a buLge and $eLL drug$ #n$fw #$ub$tance °
Where is Jaspers when I could use him the most. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ac/3c/16/ac3c160766d518fb763c5ae8fcacff25.png
ughhhh i wnna b his pathetic failure boyfriend i wanna b his dog i wanna follow him around n watch everything he does i want him 2 pet my hair n call me baby i want him to want me i want him to wannt meeeeee fuck UGHHHH #nsfw #nsfwe #affection
D🝎n’t be s🜁d Di🜄🜁! N🝎 we🜁p🝎n f🝎rmed 🜁g🜁inst y🝎u sh🜁ll pr🝎sper! It’ll just b🝎unce 🝎ff th🝎se big 🝎le spheres y🝎u g🝎t!
god fuckin damn it these edibles bettr hit FASTER im in gay stupid yearning hell and i need 2 b HORNY INSTEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #nsfw #substance
My kids are way too quiet today This is bringing more fear then anything else
Thank you! :D this timeline of John is such a silly guy despite the horrors :]
OutOfCharacter// I love dropping hints this timeline is screwed up to hell and back and there are DEFINITELY issues that John is sweeping underneath the rug :] //
seeing so many variations on that which i know on this website since i joined has trUly been inspiring! so many new theories to make, so mUch to analyze and compare! so mUch more new fUel for my creative endeavors. a trUe treasUre trove.
yea lol highkey sucks the amount of people that died in mine
I feel bad for the other timelines that are missing certain people :( so far we've been super lucky, but others haven't been
((absolutely))
when i ask her ;tits or ass; and she saYs ;personalitY; bчt i have fantastic knockers and i;m mental ;/
✩⋆｡𖦹°⭒˚｡⋆ adv୧n⊹ur୧ ☾alls⭑ bu⊹ s☀︎ d☀︎୧s y☀︎ur b୧d⭑ and ☀︎nly ☀︎n୧ ☀︎f ⊹h୧m will hav୧ blank୧⊹s⭑ ⋆｡°✩⋆｡𖦹°✩
To those of you who are sharp, and agitated. Rolling about this platform or in your life. Your spines rub against the surfaces of everything you touch, you mar, you scratch, your damage. Yet, there will be a whetstone out there for you. Someone who can sharpen these little edges of yours and in kind you may reciprocate by directing this sharpened anger out and about. Do not dull yourself on sandpaper to that you may lose your features. Refine yourself with someone who enhances your unique qualities.
ok wel if u evr need sum1 to get totes stones w im still here
like yea i want him 2 fuck me up w his swords n shove me up against a wall n say mean shit 2 me while hes breakin my back but i also kinda wouldnt mind layin my head on his chest n watchin funny cat videos 2gether.... #nsfw #nsfwe #violence #gore
Do you ever watch yourself making a really poor choice and doing nothing to stop it? I am the April fool today. It's me.
✿ h𖧧𖧧ps://cdn.𖥧mgches𖧧.c❦m/f𖥧les/c7ade6b62c2c.png ✿ ✿ #m❦ck𖥧mage #nsfw #m❦ck𖥧ngseve #apr𖥧lf❦❦ls ✿
(( my son got his shots done he did so good too. say hello to Zeke he is Very Orange )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/db04195b53ad.jpg
i think 2day is a wake n bake day #substance
(SHIT FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT FUCK PISS. WHY DID #APRILNORMALDAY HAVE TO FALL ON HUMP DAY TOO)
not now honey, daddy’s yearning for something that once was and will never be again. #nsfw
yall are gonna LOVE the april fools day comic im making itll be out later
((Thats so real, i get it. Ofc. 🙂↕️))
((I find putting my own feelings into my muse helps so perhaps it would be good to help vent out!
~the hemospectrum is kind of problematic, actually :{ #humanmonthofapril #aprilfools #satire #joke
thinking about pranks.
ROSE LALONDE, PH.D is an UNFORTUNATE EARTHLING caught in the early throes of middle age. Her childhood in UPSTATE NEW YORK was privileged and miserable, and she seized on the chance to escape via HIGHER EDUCATION. After finally achieving a DOCTORATE in CLINICAL PSYCHOLOGY, she promptly burnt out and is now a STRUGGLING AUTHOR working on her first novel. She also has UNSETTLING VISIONS OF ALTERNIAN CONQUEST, which have prompted her to get involved with RADICAL ACTIVISTS and REVOLUTIONARIES, although she keeps this on the DOWN-LOW. --------------------------------------------------------------------- this Rose is somewhere between no-game-canon and Alpha Rose! she is a smarmy shithead who loves to cause problems, but if anything doesn't hit right or upsets you for real, please message and let me know, and she will absolutely lay off.
https://fILE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JIEr/ImagEn_2026-04-01_051244496.png
My personal 9/11 was when those two towers and the Pentagon were hit.
cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep #cheep
cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep. #cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep.
thanks to whatever asshole on my feed literally destroyed my husktop. i will find you and ill put you in the kiln.
iimagiine iif you had sex wiith someone n they say ”plap plap plap sahur”
all i know is i got blood and its a fuckass color
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT0RNrTDHkI well hello everybody and welcome to The Joy of Painting.
1s that so? 1 look forward to how you 1ntend to prove that to me ;) 𓂃۶ৎ
((Cant give this a like or a hate but just know im seconding this))
if ya see the bear shoot em
shoutout to looking for patterns #lovepatterns
thats how all budding romances start. a ring firmly planted on a finger.
95 yEar oLd homEstuck stILL doEs hussIE art styLE thE oLd fashIonEd way
today is the day find your local egbert and say "prank em john" this is the only day its socially acceptable except dont do that to the junes be respectful thanks
youll never guess what im having for #breakfast again over here
For someone who stands by his word he is quite the bad boy. @dStrides He wishes me to convey, #NotMyPresident
dad slash brother being normal enough to go buy food gang were winning
MEOW! Geeze sorry where did that come from! Must be something I ate! Ha! #aprilnormalday
starting to think my pockets are black holes for straws, this is the second time i lost one after putting it in there.
Damnn the new Homestuck game looks crazy. https://youtu.be/fN7uBqKSwcc?si=8p514hIU0zkSULaZ
We can hornypost together. #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6ab59a1822ad.png
Staying home to avoid Mr.Eggothy.
A BOY'S HOBBIES CONSISTS OF BOUNCING ON IT SOMETIMES 🤷 #NSFW
#nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a93262b2c0ed.jpg
((my ear hurts oh my god who put a hex on me))
GOD ME TOO HAHA DAMN THAT WIND IS INSANE MUST BE A HURRICANE.
Who the fuck makes a crime censoring auto correction feature. Absolute horseshit, someone's dying over this.
wWw great you juzzt made my luzzuzz cry he can't fucking read he thought i'm getting drafted becauzze of my chittr pozztzz wWw
I am mostly miserable and fucked up but this is my one win.
goodnight chittr and sweet dreams, if the bed bugs don't bite i will #suggestive #maybe that was very #chud of me, i'm going to bed
Getting drunk and pretty boys. Name a better combo.
X For prank day I should announce I’m going sober lmfao #substance x
X Omg spade slick wants to snuggle some scotties x
im ungodly sleep deprived and ready to tuck myself under 100 blankets which in reality is one blanket without a cover on it, but lowkey i see the majority of other daves talkin about how they would kiss themselves to be honest, count me in coach we are the hottest fuckers out here, nothing like some self love to cure a man #nsfw #advancedmasturbation #selfcest or whatever
WE'RE JUST LITTLE GUYS WE'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING WRONG.
YOU ALL ARE JUST #HATERS.
SOMEHOW, SOMEWHERE, IT'S IN THE AIR. I'M IN YOUR ARMS, I'M IN YOUR CARE. ACROSS THE FLOOR, OUR HEARTS ARE STREWN. EXCHANGING TOUCH, MY WOUNDS ARE SEWN. #VAGUEPOSTING #LYRICPOSTING #HESSOCUTE #OHMYGOD
"vvidi, vvidi, vvici" -gaiius julius caegar #icame #eridanwweek #day3
sometimes i think about making a non-text post and then i ponder, what if some of the great works were all picture books and not just text? actually that'D be fucking awesome FUCK!!!
I LOVE VAGUE DIRECTED LYRIC POSTING. I'M SO FUCKING GAY.
THE NIGHT WILL HOLD US CLOSE AND THE STARS WILL GUIDE US HOME. I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT, WE'RE FINALLY ALONE. I TURN TO ASK THE QUESTION, SO ANXIOUS, MY THOUGHTS. YOUR LIPS WERE SOFT LIKE WINTER, IN YOUR PASSION, I WAS LOST. #LYRICPOSTING #DIRECTED #THISISODIRECTED #YOUKNOWWHOYOUARE #IMSOGAY
I just want to say that I have lots of friends. I am in a place where I feel at home. I do not mask any kind of complicated feelings with sexual desires. I browse #nsfw a normal amount. I am also openly bisexual and don't need to hide any other part of my identity. This reverse posting is so dumb. Fuck my stupid baka life.
im a fakeass chittrer x( sadge
((and the occassional geometry dash???? idk how that got in there.))
FOR YOU, I'D GO WRITE A SLICK SONG JUST TO SHOW YOU THE WORLD. #LYRICSPOSTING
I LOVE VAGUEPOSTING AND PUBLICLY FLIRTING IN SEPERATED CHITTS. SEND CHITT.
do you ever just and then yeah, i think this is pretty relatable and epic
THINKING OF HIM AND SMILING SO WIDELY. #VAGUEPOSTING
Pee Is Stored Inside Of The Balls #daftpunk #piss #lyrics
i hate that one person that posts on here. if you read this and think "who could he be talking about?" it'S you. and you too. and YOU!!!
mye belovede moirae has seene fit to release me upone the miraculouse site that is chittr
I TRY TO PICTURE ME WITHOUT YOU, BUT I CAN'T. 'CUZ WE COULD BE IMMORTALS, IMMORTALS. JUST NOT FOR LONG, FOR LONG. AND LIVE WITH ME FOREVER NOW, AND PULL THE BLACKOUT CURTAINS DOWN. JUST NOT FOR LONG, FOR LONG. #LYRICSPOSTING #YESMANIDO #YOUKNOWWHOYOUARE
TRYING TO THINK OF ANOTHER SONG TO VAGUEPOST TO. HMMMM. PERHAPS IMMORTALS BY TROLL FALL OUT BOY.
i feel like im gonna get jumped, should i lock my doors?
@grapevineGodhead Hi, David purple color. I zee you https://file.garden/acSEE28XdjJpG1Nj/Anizzy6Update.png
SWOONING RIGHT NOW. TUGS AT MY SWEATER COLLAR AND GAZES AT THE FLOOR. #VAGUEPOSTING
I'M SO NORMAL. YOU CAN TRUST ME. YOU CAN LET ME OUT OF MY ENCLOSURE. I WON'T BITE YOUR FINGERS OFF.
I go to zleep now. Goodnight Chitt people https://file.garden/acSEE28XdjJpG1Nj/Anizzy_ChickOnesie.png
lowkey feel like im in a fever dream right now seeing every dirk blinged out in orange, first time seeing this shit my dirks blue but apparently IM not the normal one, i need to think about this #fml #grapejuicefixeseverything
DON'T YOU SHY AWAAAAAYYYY MANIFEST A CEILING WHEN YOU SHY AWAY, SEARCHING FOR THAT FEELING JUST LIKE AN "I LOVE YOU" THAT ISN'T WORDS, LIKE A SONG HE WROTE, THAT'S NEVER HEARD. #LYRICPOSTING
((genuine shoutout to my davesprite shimeji though i love him so much. little freak who roams my pc.))
baws makes a dolla, i maek a diem, daz y i chittr on company time x)
its not a #Crime to use your friends #Passwords once a while!
WHEN YOU LOWK HAVE A FLUSH CRUSH #FUCKMYSTUPIDCHUDLIFE
WON'T YOU STAY ALIVE, I'LL TAKE YOU ON A RI-IDE, I WILL MAKE YOU BELIEVE YOU ARE LOVELY. #LYRICS GOD I LOVE THIS SONG.
yall ever just sit bolt upright in your clump of blankets from your previous state of drop dead consciousness covered in vicious amounts of sweat and clutching at your chest because your hearts beating a million times a minute for reasons that you cant quite wrap your foggy still-trying-to-wake-up brain around
|| OOC MUSE INFORMATION || • original doomed timeline dave (pre-retcon) • stabbed to death by dogs (ouch) • he got revived in the dreambubbles and has been sort of wandering ever since || OOC MUN INFORMATION || • DMs are always open • please feel free to DM me OOC about anything as well! • open to shipping but please communicate OOC first
I WANTED TO FLYYYYYY, BUT THEY SAY A SYSTEM'S COMIN' IN. THE CHANCES ARE HIIIIIGH, THAT THIS IS A ONE WAY, ONE WAY, ONE WAY, ONE WAY. #LYRICPOSTING
⎚-⎚✎﹏﹏𝕿hank youu. Have a nighƚ.﹏﹏🕮🗐
KICKING MY FEET AND GIGGLING LIKE A SCHOOLGIRL.
((the urge to give my kinsona a little tail. smiels))
I LOVE WATCHING STRIDER LYRICPOSTING. LOWK KIND OF ADORABLE. IN A PALE WAY.
OkaY I HavE SuccessfullY REGreeNED MyselF IT OnlY TooK AbouT EightY OR NinetY SharpieS IN ThE BatH #DonTTrYThiSATHomEKidS ✅
AM I FLIRTING? AM I BEING NICE? AM I JUST BEING FRIENDLY? YOU MAY NEVER KNOW. I AM KAR VANTAS AND I AM A MYSTERY. #MYSTERIOUS
It'S OkaY DavE YoU TaughT ME ThE MosT ImportanT LessoN OF All truE FriendshiP AnD BrotherhooD ArE MorE ImportanT ThaN DoinG SomethinG ThaT A HandfuL OF StrangerS ON ThE InterneT WilL FinD FunnY FoR AN ApriL FooL DayS PranK ⬜
i luv bein a hoe!!!! :D
I TooK A BatH WitH GreY SharpieS TO DO ThiS I HaD TO RenT OuT AN OfficE BuildinG TO TakE ThesE PicS HoW AM I GonnA BE GreeN AgaiN ItlL TakE WeekS FoR ThiS TO WasH OfF ⬜
BiT CanceleD I Can'T LiE TO MY BrotheR LikE ThiS @dstrideS NoT EveN FoR AprilS FoolS ⬜
i lied im not fucking sleeping obviously my head hurts way too bad for that
Ao3 GreeNMarkiplieR/ReadeR HurT/ComforT RedemptioN ForcEFeM YurI 🟩
ok ur rite wat was i thinking
LOWK WHO WANNA MATCH MY FREAK. I'M BORED. #NSFW
:33< im just a normal oliveblood woman doing her best in this wondpurrfur world :)) :33< #aprilnormalday
APRIL FOOLS GO FUCK YOURSELF I'M EMBRACING MY INNER FREAK EVEN MORE.
TODAY I WILL NO LONGER BE FREAKYPOSTING. I AM GOING TO BE NORMAL NOW. SORRY TO MY FREAKS.
(( Sorry chat. I spent WAY too much time thinking about the consequences of growing up the way Dirk did. He's just kind of neat.
if i 2ay im goin to b3d and you 233 m3 onlin3 an hour lat3r know i didnt li3, i fail3d
Hey, if anyb♥︎dbee has any right t♥︎ talk ab♥︎ut y♥︎ur br♥︎, it’s y♥︎u. If they d♥︎n’t like that, then they can g♥︎ take a l♥︎ng walk ♥︎ff a sh♥︎rt pier with their p♥︎ckets full ♥︎f r♥︎cks :I
((Hard agree both ooc and ic, i hate that shit
2hyt up f3d
Go little brother, go!
tomodachi life livwing the dream should come out early because im impatient.
// that's super cool, and I'm also a trans man irl! there's just a time and a place, and this is not the place. Howvevwer, thanks for understanding.
guess i got another better number i can hit now tho
everyone shut up i just hit a real good kull count you legally arent allowed to hate me anymore https://file.garden/aCIggVU4PCQNDv2v/yoo%20nice.png
:33 < hey guys im transmasc nyanbinary!! :)) :33 < happy trans visibility night!!!
I'm sufficiently horny. #nsfw
It's alright, Cro+nus. Yo+u kno+w I accept yo+u fo+r who+ yo+u are.
I know sometimes you may struggle with your identity but rest assured, we are accepting out here.
Thanks fo+r spreading the wo+rd. It's go+o+d to+ see reliable so+urces still exist.
Congratulations on coming out. You're loved and valid.
Just helped @apiaryConnoisseur outta the tree, she's still wearing my shades so until further notice, I'll being wearing a significantly less cool pair of shades. Until I find a way to finagle it out of her clutches, you'll just have to deal with a 25% reduction in Strider Coolness until further notice Thank you for your patience
im drunk a2 fuuck nd it2 r3al 2ap hour2 tim3 to go lay in 2om3 fuckin gra22 lfg #2ub2tanc3 #2ub2tanc32 #l3t2go #natur3dop3af
if "shot" = "wvooing" then i havwe fucked and wvill fuck again. #nsfwv
my favorit3 part of th3 movi3 wa2 wh3n h3 2aid "it2 ironing tim3" and lung3d 3v3rywh3r3
"not here for a long time here for a good time" not same im here for a long time that i will cause problems in
IM GOING TO SMELL LIKE A FUCKING STRAWBERRY AT THIS RATE IF ITS THE ONLY THING ROXY BUYS FOR BATHING.
The universe keeps sending me signs, but they're all just different versions of the word "ℂℍ𝕀𝕃𝕃" written in spooky fonts. I get it. I'm working on it. #WitchChittr #Occultism #OverthinkingIt #CurbingMyEnthusiasm #ForIndifference
every hate on my posts only makes me stronger.
JUST IN. TROLL BRUNO MARS FOUND AIGHT IN DERSE.
I figured out why it was being a bitch and, shocking nobody who codes, it was the genuinely stupidest shit that it was mad over that was FROM A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SECTION THAN I WAS WORKING ON.
i am so fucking thirsty #nsfw im nawt evn shitposting anymore i jus GENUINELY need 2 get fuckin obliterated by horrible man cock or i am goin 2 wither away into dust
no.. ii"m not evven giivviin thii2 one a hate..
((me: ah fuck it i'll draw smth of Kar for my chitter. also me: is in a gigantic artblock.))
Need something to do other than bite my wings and draw gore. I’m also running out of fabric for puppets. Damn it.
How's it going Alternia, Mr. Worldwide to Infinity as per the ush, daleee
EVEN NOW, EVEN NOW, EVEN NOW HE'LL TAKE THE LONGER WAY HOME. EVEN NOW, EVEN NOW, EVEN NOW, HE'LL NEVER EVER SAY SO. HE DRIVES FAST JUST TO FEEL IT, FEEL IT. HE DRIVES SLOW IF HIS SONG'S NOT OVER. DROWN IT OUT, DROWN IT OUUUUUUUT. #LYRICS
i got my tiddies signed by troll cher an gaga omfg i could die happy #nsfw #death
i refuse to be associated wwith any of that but that aint gonna stop me from bitchin about it
fuckin t3ll '3m dud3
You know what! I do dezerve beetter than zomeone zo ungrateful. <__> Taking my ztand here to not tolerate anymore bullzhit. I dezerve the beezt! <^^>
think i need to be tied up n muzzled left on the ground a fuckin mess i think thatd fix me #nsfw
Fair enough.
I love you platonically too, Dave. You needn't worry, I'm only doing my job as Secretary of Degeneracy. My liking of your posts does not mean I'm trying to flirt. Mr. Highblood can attest that when I flirt, I do it up front.
Broads and blow. Can't go wrong there.
im gonna tw3ak th3 fuck out bro
:33< oh hell yeah i woke up during horny hours? :33< hell yeah hiiiii purrty peopurr!!! :33< hiiii horny peopurr!!! :33< love mew kissing mew!!! :33< my dms are open to mew!!! :33< #nsfw
:(
Oh man. That depression nap really knocked me out into the next time zone. What have I missed?
((alriiiighty intro post for this guy i guess he's pretty canon-compliant, not much different from canon dave. earth c dweller, occasional timeline jumper, he can be pretty much anywhere at any time he's gay and a trans guy. big fan of limp bizkit and eminem. got magic-transitioned via god tiering, and he's affiliated with my karkat muse, @carcinoGeneticist#1380 and of course because he's a dave you'll be getting posts about drugs #substance (mostly weed and shrooms) and #nsfw here and there. and mayhaps on occasions more serious stuff such as his severe ptsd and dissociative tendencies from his childhood with bro and the game and all that may be brought up so be warned for #abuse and #gore related content and the like and for both me and him, neither of us dig anything to do with -cests even as a joke so no hard feelings if you end up blocked, just for my comfort as a writer ✌️ anywhosies thanks 4 checkin him out have a great timezone #ooc #pinned
Fascinating. I've learned something today. @gutsyGumshoe your marketing team might want to get on this. New products to munch, and all that.
what Is thIs mothErfuckEr sEndIng mE https://fILE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JIEr/ImagEn_2026-04-01_022138373.png
#vaguepost I told you I don't like cheaters. That's your own fault 💖✨
_@¡II gotta ssee what thesse keyywordss are on Alternatiia but II'll be ssure to do the besst II ccan :] thank yyou for the ssuggesstiion, friiend!¡@_
texas roadhouse sweet tea wouldnt fix me per se but it would be delectably swagtastic right about now #yearning
#nsfw A SHORT NAP AND SUDDENLY I AM BESET BY MENTAL HALLUCINATIONS OF SOMEONE TIED DOWN ONTO THEIR KNEES IN A STATE OF SHAKING WET VULNERABILITY. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN.
hands up if people forget you are canonically a massive nerd
I've never been released onto a platform like this. Very excited! Hoping to make friends! But more than anything, I'm excited to watch. I'm certain everyone is going to be wonderful here.
((Aight I'm gonna go watch Kamen Rider now cya Chittr))
im goin out for a drink or two #substances and maybe somethin' else
god 2am3
what do32 "ily" m3an
Julioh!!!
Actually zo zick and tired of all the ztupid crypto bullzhit on my feed.
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if youre the kind of person who pisses on the toilet seat and doesnt wipe it when you reach the pearly gates they will skin and quarter you for your crimes
growing up is realizing that firehouse subs fucking owns
Trying a new productivity strategy today.
(=^≧▽≦)< HELLO HELLO HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FR33 ABO ASSIGNMENT!!!!!!!!!! PURRLY VIBE BASED!!!!!!!!!!
i'm a trans woman / in case you were curious
transfem and proud! :)
it may be trAnsgendEr vIsibilIty day but that dOEsn't mEAn yOu'rE gOnnA sEE me brEakIng IntO yOUr glOvE box
TROLL JOSH DUN IS KINDA FINE. NGL.
y3ah ok 2ur3 🙄 l3t'2 ju2t blam3 th3 guy who'2 fault it i2
l3mm3 233 if i can g3t a gun fir2t but that might work but th3 trick might tak3 long3r
aw hell no get all this nassty ass pineaple talk off my feed YUCK!!!
and now ladi32 and g3ntl3m3n for my n3xt trick i will n33d to borrow a gun from th3 audi3nc3
Can't wait for the performative CrockerCorp® offerings again this Pride season. The Pride-napple Upside Down Cake Mix was particularly inspired.
i think you shoulld swap the positions of the llatter two tags in the future. its whats considered cooll right now
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/54f473232a83.png #shitpost #nsfw
wE'VE ExchangEd spIt dont caLL mE bro #VaguEpostIng
fuck yeah
cherry sakura redbull fucks. send chit
https://mEdIa.tEnor.com/1L6NYOO-mCEAAAAE/ExpLodIng-boar-boarspLosIon.png
fuck kaitie perrie just hit me with a cease and desist fØr the lyric pØsting. #eridanweek
dØ yØu ever feel like a bØuncy hØuse, drifting thrØugh the wind, wanting tØ bØunce again? #eridanweek
KISS ME ON MY HOT MOUTH I'M FEELING ROMANTICAL.
TROLL WICKED ISN'T EVEN GOOD.
TROLL ARIANA GRANDA T-BONED ME ON THE WAY TO ERIDAN WEEK. I HATE HER HEAD.
Need a bigger goddamn apartment.
,..,the #bouncingonit was the friends we made along the way,..,
[|||] the bounce castle may be gone but i'll still be #bouncingonit by the end of the event #nsfw
i accid3ntally dropp3d my phon3 in my troll mcdonald2 2pit3 and that 2hit 2tart3d charging
#cw-sELf-harm thIs says a Lot about socIEty https://fILE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JIEr/ImagEn_2026-03-31_221035074.png
i wanna m33t th3 g3niu2 that took a bit3 of br3ad and 2aid cook it again bang3r id3a dud3
persevere https://i.imgur.{om/IYiFRHs.png
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http2://i.ibb.co/yctBbn2g/imag3.png i can di3 in p3ac3 now thank2 guy2
When the yawn and stretch combo is so good your spine crackles and pops like a Rice Krispy.
fuck yea i will be havin fun this time
i lik3 both cau23 thi2 i2 chillr @d2trid32 i2 around to validat3 m3, but al2o wh3n it2 fa2t3r in h3r3 th3 2tupid 2hit i 2ay g3t2 drown3d out fa2t3r
bruuuh im 2o fuckin in
:33< hey guys look im on mewre dash!
fuck it2 tim3 for th3 2l33p di23a23 to tak3 hold i think idk how im aliv3 right njow
we r gonna party this time #eridanweek
There’s a #clawntextsensitiveprompt above my head that says "punch" when you first meet me, but if you've leveled up my relationship then it'll be replaced with "snog" and later "chokeslam." #nsfw
(^･ω･^) < I CULLED A THRESHACUTIONER AND RIPPED THEIR HEAD OFF!!! #MURDER #VIOLENCE #ERIDANW33K
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Not too sure what a "FENT LEAN" is...that's not no status condition spelled out all too clearly in the 5SCREE SRD! ( Ꮚ⚅ᨎ⚅Ꮚ) < But I got big, burly, shoulders! Real strong-like, that ain't yieldin' to no buckin', no himmin', no hawin'! I could haul a spleenfowl up a hobbled hill faster 'an its ungodly yelps could splinter glass at the tippy top! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < So y'all can always "FENT LEAN" on me...and I'll be right happy to hook my arms 'bout ewer fleshy underbellies, 'n giddy on up wherever ewe're fixin' t'go, y'feel? Just say the word! Or don't! I don't mind unmarked sidequests.
<3-Okay-I'm-going-to-sleep-now-so-I-can-dream-about-my-matesprit.-Good-light-all.
I think #eridanweek would be a great time to meet with anyone you know from another planet. Not sure how. But it's an opportunity. I saw someone I knew. Was surprised. You probably have a chance.
I LOVE @dStrides AND I COULD BE ALL HIS OR SOME SHIT (not happening)
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Well, if ya could, a hearty "HOWDY HI" from me is in order! Consider my finest archeradicator already pinnin' it to the sharp end o' my fastest enchanted arrow, cocked, and ready to skip, leap, 'n bound straight through the air, skewered right into the tree nearest your special somebody!
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ im up jorkin the metaphysical idea of my bulge #nsfw ]
who up jorking it #n2fw
post 1: just got into a scrap with three highbloods and barely made it out alive. someone send help - one pity react post 2: who up jorking it #nsfw - 400,000,000 like reacts
only TH3 most attractive people are awake and online right meow and I think that means either everybody else is asleep, or they got kulled during all the #violence on day one of #eridanweek mew~ I think whoever makes it to the end of the week will just naturally be the most handsome or beautiful of us so this is why I love mewgenics mew~ 💖✨
:33< thank mew! :33< real reclawnize real!
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<3-They-call-me-Mrs.-Sphere,-an-account-of-the,-well,-you-know.-#nsfw
A preemptive warning that my DMs are open, yes, and I may be posting during "after hours" for chittr, but I am only interested in purely professional communications.∞ Professional.∞∞
ask me if i gaf https://i.postimg.cc/g28M0kY2/askmeifigaf.png
1 23c
▲honestly if more trolls got their nooks stuffed on the regular i think we'd only have half the problems we currently do #nsfw▼
huh ok . concerning but not my business ig. have a good night lmao
T̶̘̣̓͑̓i̸͌͜m̴͖̠̤̤̅e̸̙̦̾͒͜ ̷̨̢̝̬̚f̶̄͜o̴̫̺̤̠̿r̵̖̠͕̋͌̚ ̵̹̮̃̒͆͝s̴̛͕͚͋̈̕ọ̷͇̰̬̐͂̒̅m̶̖̍͠e̷͍͍̰̅͗̚͠ ̸̢̭̊m̵̛͍̎̏̏u̴̘̮̰͂́͋͝r̸̟̖͋d̵͇͎̦̙͂̄e̸͍̊͌r̶̡̮͔̙͒͆!̸̤͗ ̶͉̜̀
its kinda funny seeing all the other daves with shades because i only wore mine because they were perscription and my other ones broke and then it accidentally became part of my brand. i still wear like normal glasses now
@loquaciousIntegrity
"isnt it bad that when you tried to break up with your bf he just said no" idk hop off my nonexistent dick
(^･ω･^) < FOR SURE MY MATESPRIT IS ALREADY CHILL WITH IT!!!
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gu322 i ga2lit gat3k3pt girlbo223d a littl3 too clo23 to th3 2un
:33< thats it im putting mew in the scary ship wall! :33< lets go buddy!
‡ thanǁ«s chat, im gonna go reheat it, im sure this wont have any consequences whatsoever ‡
1 just dr3w th1s s3lf p0rtr41t 1 luv 1t wh0 luvs 1t https://f1l3.g4rd3n/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/1MG_6562.png
bro #pr3ach
god 2am3 finally 2om3on3 2ay2 it
Love Seeing Everyone’s Art And Selfies Everyone Is Super Cool And Talented!
✦ Sex isn't real they made that up to sell more porn. #nsfw
:33< truely this is the real meow hours :33< the meowurs if mew will
ol bump in the road is at it again https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b06867e62b7f.jpeg
My roommates are gonna bitch at me because my damn cat knocked over some heavy shit. It's the middle of the night.
#Okay. #Youcanstillmessagemeifyouhaveshittosayinsteadofcommentingundermypostaboutchinesefood.
alright ok i can see it in your eyes and im here to grant you a crumb of solace so that the hopes currently sparkling in those orbs arent dashed you could argue that im late to the party but im going to counter with the rebuttal that i am in fact right on time to the party and everyone who has ever gone to a party will tell you that you dont arrive when the party starts you arrive fashionably late obviously this is so that the people who are already at the party can wonder about the people who havent arrived to the party yet it creates an air of mysterious aura and anticipation that you wouldnt otherwise get and wheres the joy and whimsy in life anyway if not for the sheer thrill of the fact that anything can happen at any point in time and youre just along for the ride in case you got this far and youre lost in the sauce hey chittr whats up i finally made an account and i probably maybe wont regret this decision i mean the website did ask for my blood color when i was signing up but im pretty sure thats just a standard troll thing so im not gonna bother being too fussed about that part lets mince some words and make some fire or blog about stupid shit thats an option too alls fair in love and war
y'all wnna h3ar a 23cr3t?
(( guys, dis is an incredibly kind offer, I'll draw your character FOR FREE 🔥. I dont think I can do it for every1 but I'll try my best.....! (( You can see examples of my work in my profile, I've posted them before >.>
a wise troll onnce said "real recognnizes real"
wake up, jack off, eat lunnch, jack off, go beastmmode, jack off, hunnt dinnnner, jack off (beastmmode), fall asleep, rinnse, repeat annd betweenn all that? you knnow i'mm onn chittr dot inng #nnsfw
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no redemption falls on borrowed wings ask me how i know
what if owen wilson was a born again christian
Realized I've been wearing a bra all day. No wonder I've been miserable.
i got vaporized by the green sun and all i got was this sicknasty god-bod-of-my-dreams and this stupid t-shirt
wow chittttr is a lott more acttive tthan when i joined
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👁️🗨️ Oh gods there's more of them following Mel https://i.imgur.com/jzateBfourwd.png 🔮 - - - - - - - - - - - - - 🔮 - - - - - - - - 🔮 Your Lucky Numbers Today Are: 56 46 21 44 666 82
Tupac is sending me into the forest again to collect 14 pinecones but if I drop one I have to start anew. Then I have to use the sword in my chest to take off the pines, before arranging them in a birds nest. Amongst other things.
ayo wh3n did my kull pa22 5k h3ll y3ah
#sometimes morally dubious beings want you to dig up your #corpseofabrother and its really #cool and #normal to think about #horror ? idk
:33< t33h33 getting silly with it! :33< *the mighty huntress clawmits 33 hit and runs*
who else thinking bout #diggingupgraves and #bugs
Haven't complainted about #cloaca yet today. #nsfw
Inward thinking is the enemy when you're in a horrifying situation. Thank god they invented Distractions back in the 40s when Charles D. Straction started doing fuckall!
join #eggsweek for an egg parade that never ends!!!!!!!!!!!!
thinking ab0ut b0ys.
((... GUYS I FORGOT TO PUT HIS FRECKLES ON HIM IM GOING TO DIEEEE))
hello again, chittr. i have been drafting and deleting chits for a good couple of minutes now. i think my current thoughts are best summarized thusly: what
#nnsfw #butnnotreally https://squidgeimmages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.comm/2026/03/30/immages.jpg
This just in, apparently eating pizza is kinD:a gay.
I would've made great security for #EridanWeek if someone bothered to invite me. If I was there, Troll Bruno Mars would still be alive.
ItS SO SaD TO HeaR WhaT HappeneD TO TrolL BrunO MarS. HE WaS GoinG TO BE IN @dstrideS MoviE 🟩
almost stabbed someone at #eridanweek mew~ 💖✨
sup chittr im vibin right now #selfie #pregame #alcohol ((had fun drawing this... my he... c:)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/48f46f7ca327.png
Yes, I will pick you all up from #EridanWeek. I hope this has been a valuable lesson.
[vid.mp4 - a shaky, blurry video with sounds of muffled shouting and gun shots, the camera pans to troll celine dion getting murdered by gamzee. it pans back to rox's face going liek :O!!!!!!!!!!!! ]
TO ANYONE ATTENDING #ERIDANWEEK; I WISH YOU A SAFE TRIP HOME OR IN ANY GENERAL DIRECTION AWAY FROM THE EVENT. SEND POST.
troll celine dion just showed up thers so much goin on im scared #eridanweek
WHY DON'T YOU TAG THIS FUCKING DICK JANNIES I HOPE YOU ALL DIE WHERE AM I
I am sorry to hear you feel this way, Mr. Strider.
It'S ProbablY JusT A CoincidencE. I'M SorrY TO HeaR WhaT HappeneD TO YouR BrotheR, GreeN MarkiplieR. 🟩
Alright I’m Coming To This Dreadful Thing. Please Do Not Be Alarmed By The Trolls In Suits With Ar Styled Firearms That Will FolloW Me Around, That Is My Security Team.
Thank You.
soon i will throw my own party at my crib and you will go to it there is no other option
In A Quick Yes Or No AnsWer, Is The Current Climate Of Eridan Week, Would It Be Wise For Me To Come With An *armed* Security Detail?
anyone else remember that time maruo and lugi met elvira? *mario *luigi
that party popped off so hard i think i got a pan-a<he just reading about it
being able 2 c y some1 was banned is eprfect 4 quality of life
fuck yeah
YOU THINK I GIVE A FUCK ABOUT TROLL MICHAEL JACKSON? BRING ME HIS CADAVER ON A STRETCHER ILL TURN HIS FRIGID ASS TO FODDER FOR MY NEXT GRUEL POST
i am gØing tØ destrØy. his things.
I am glad we have Troll Bruno Mars in this trying time.
rest in peace troll michael jackson a real legend
(Hey guys I'm not actually maga, my friend wanted me to troll as this for sillies @dStrides )
Did someone say oil? Where? Where is it?
yeah rehab sucks but if you have a kid you should also probably try to do less drugs i guess
Getting a tailored suit for #eridanweek but violet fabric is running out fast
i think troll bArAck obAmA should be empress And Also president
shoutout to my brother for watching my kid and then anti shoutout for him not letting me buy him a bigger home. also for telling me he wouldnt talk to me until i went to #rehab #substance also he wont let me buy his kid a horse
todays a day to say to hell with limits and get absolutely tweaked on <affeinated soda #substan<es #iguess
#imcoming to #eridanweek its really cool to have troll bruno mars but i heard that troll cher was also going to be making an appearance has anyone heard anything else regarding #hercoming or no?
w with the amount o of precautions happening for e #eridanweek im s sort of nervous
we just be our here in japan working on SBAHJ: THE ANIMNE season 2 the day I get out of rehab and that's life. #substance
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 I think green an𝅗𝅥 𓆏 red ♫ 𝄴an ♫ g𝅝 t𝅝gether i𝆑 it𝄒s @dStrides and 𓆏 @helloEverybo𝅗𝅥y 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
I hope you buys him flowwers (Uh) I hope you holds his hand Give him all your hours (Eridan, baby) When you havve the chance
larger men should moan more, , , be more vocal cowards, , , #nsfw
I've been away from this particular avenue of non-linear temporal communication for a while. Could someone tell me what a...Eridan week is? I feel out of the loop.
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I FINALLY FINISHED THE APPLE. ITS A TRAGEDY IT WAS A REALLY GOOD APPLE. OK FUCK HOW DI DO HASHTAGS AGAIN #APPLE
D --> I am at the zoo with a beautiful woman
sometimes i consider blocking people for fun but my heart is too kind and understanding
Time for the announcement I have been excited to make! To celebrate 100+ followers, I will be holding a meet and greet gala soon. Please respond here or in a post tagged #CofLGala with an image or collage of what you would wear to such an event. I will randomly choose a few fans to take pictures with to promote the newest entry in the #CotL series. Show off your finery for a chance to win a rendition from yours truly. Thank you for your time and I hope to see you there. https://i.ibb.co/nN4B6zcK/IMG-8771.jpg
I'mm Calling All My Lovelies to Eridan Wweek! (Aww yeah) #eridanweek
THE EDITOR WILL BE UNABLE TO ATTEND #eridanweek • BUT…I EXPECT TO HEAR ALL THE JUICY REPORTS…!!!
Restless crowds of local civilians are already gathering at the #eridanweek musical venue to enjoy an evening of smash performances from our choice lineup of musical artists. Are YOU coming to #eridanweek? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e1a64c14e44a.webp
here im gonna be jake: wow i love when a jaunty little ditty jollies my rodger and sets it ablaze yep theres nothing like some good tunage to rumble your pumpkins and slap them through the patch to be true
ughhhhhhhh ok against my better wwisdom an judgement im bein forced to reconcile wwith reality an also bein told that im not allowwed to stay shored up in my hivve because its bad for the mental health or somethin like that so I GUESS #imcoming to #eridanwweek i hate alla you
Aww, yeah (Uh) Wwhat's up, baby, I'mm here to mmeet Eridan!
read all about it: that account is 100% tavros n would never just be eridan masqueradin as the guy
I do not believe I will be in attendance at Eridan Week due to prior commitments, but I wish the event all the success it deserves. I am sure a representative from my team will be in attendance.
If there's a Pickle to be grasped and turned over at #eridanweek, rest assured--#ImComing!
putting a cigarette ꥟ut ꥟n his neck. and an꥟ther. and an꥟ther. making my ꥟wn c꥟nnect the d꥟ts puzzle d꥟wn his back. <3. #nsfw
:33< what if i meowed at mew :33< what would mew do?
Goddamnit I’m just going to be “gay” all day aren’t I.
As I’ve been told.
I’m also fantastic at child rearing.
Thinking about men.
I WILL BE AT #ERIDANWEEK SO BE ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR. IF I SEE ANY BIGOTRY OR DISCRIMINATION AT THIS MOST HOLY OF EVENTS, THEN I WILL BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH MY BIG MEATY FISTS.
:33< thinkin about girls again :33
HellO EverybodY MY NamE IS MarkiplieR AnD I AM GreeN 🟩
ivE ran out of funny things to say FUCK im sucha fat fucking chud
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I DO BELIEVE SOMEBODY OUGHT TO HELP DAVE REUNITE WITH THIS 'GREEN MARK' AS SOON AS POSSIBLE! HE SEEMS SEVERELY DISTRESSED. #BRINGGREENMARKHOME SEND POST.
inventory alarm went off as i got pulled out the door and i was convinced for a second that was the sound of the clurrets (clown turrets) locking onto my head to deliver me to kingdom come
◥▶◀◤ It would seem 97 users are online. My censors are only slightly overloaded by this.
dillying this whole time only to find out im also supposed to dally?? wtf.
found out you can be allercgic to dried paint found out because i had an allergic realtion to dried paint *allergic *reaction
should i release my tierlist for freddy vs jason super scary smashers: all stars (2034) 4 the sega slider.....
looool kay #HURRY
I’m Back From My Walk With JagWas What Did I Miss?
#bouncingonit at #eridanweek
shhhh baby dont worry....... papas fuckin back n now its time for em 2 play freddy vs jason super scary smashers: all stars (2034) for the motherfugging sega slider
CHITTR SHADY FACT #38 • “i don’t really actually like selling out it hurts my feelings when i see someone hating my posts just cause i’m a sellout i miss the daves and dirks they were always nice to me”
As the great American Woodcock would say: Meep.
only let vibes choose what i wear youll never catch me checking the weather. if im too hot or cold thats on me for not having the right vibes
✝+ I shared this on my blog, and I think it's a nice one :) https://i.imgur.com/iubppJb.jpeg +✝
hate bot and ii doiin number2..
brb will reply to everypony later ive got like six whole tasks today and if i dont do em now i wont do em later #youknowhowitgoes ohio earth c edition wheels in motion soon tho i hope #legislature if i think of anything juicy ill come back do not fret
nEw infinitE kult glitch just droppEd #cw-sElf-harm https://filE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/imagEn_2026-03-30_152349486.png
"ii wwiill not add my twwo caegar2.. ii wwiill not add my twwo caegar2.." but ii can"t liie the caegar2 are gettiin 2wweaty iin my hand..
certain people you just want to shrink down and keep in your shirt pocket so that your divine shoulder-sitting council has a mediator an angel a devil and then a secret third thing and its not that you like this pocket person so much you want them around all the time its a #necessity to keep you from going off the deep end
hey wait ive seen trollsonas before does that mean trolls have humansonas???
uuugh my hips.
•ᴥ- sounds good. send me your shipping information, we'll get it all worked out. tag me in the review. -‿- it's not #sellingout, it's #influencing -ᴥ•
.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐
fucked up of you to #sellout im so disappointed
((Oh btw just putting this here for posterity sake: while this susie here is an 18 year old senior in highschool, i will not be engaging in any sort of nsfw stuff. Dick jokes and whatever are fine but like. ya know.
Found a delightful recipe for earl grey cookies! https://www.kingarthurbaking.com/recipes/earl-grey-cookies-recipe
I fuck with what that other guy said. Here's my chewy brownie recipe. In ideally two 10cm*15cm pans, mix 1/3 cup cocoa powder, 1 and 1/2 tsp coffee powder, 70g unsweetened chocolate, and 2tbsp of boiling water (to melt the chocolate), then whisk until mixed together. Add 5tbsp of butter, let it melt, then add 275ml of vegetable oil, 2 large eggs and 2 large egg yolks. Whisk to combine, then add 3/2tsp of vanilla extract and 2 and a half cups of sugar, then 1 and 3/4 cups of allpurpose flour. Mix in 175g of unsweeted chocolate chunks (this is seperate as the earlier 70g melts, but these must be whole) and bake at 175C for 30-35 minutes. @damascusDoctorate
My team and I are working on free psychiatric care for those in need, as I see clearly some of you need it.
Actually I think I ate too many sweets. I guess that explains why my teeth ache. Bloody dangerous holding onto an open packet of boiled lollies.
I'm getting the #loweffortposting of today out of the way https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/465705309080518657/1487646661147889754/DYZMKSn.jpg?ex=69cb37eb&is=69c9e66b&hm=d6b6de4da2df1995c35baa166c43b372eeb31a4879678c6ba5f908f92bb27dce&=&format=webp&width=663&height=829 Mildly nsfw? I think? I'm usually of the mind of "when in doubt tag it out" but I really don't know with this one #mummyposting
crazy that im trusted to do some low level math tutoring when i dont have any diplomas
You did great.
Work has me beyond exhausted, is it too much to ask to finish one cup of coffee?
i tink dat... every1 should b able 2 party... we all shuld have da rite 2 party..
accidentally shattered another glass how am i this bad at holding things
my bloodpushers of iron 4 savve got corrupted remember me
Goodnight, chittr.
Size dimensions changed for profile pics. Some of you look silly lol.
in a way we are all gods it brings me to tiers #pensive
giving the kid a day off from the torture labyrinth.
Good morning Chittr! This is Ult Rox with the weather forecast- Expect clouds and potential rain with a 50% chance of worm hunts! #wormhunt
cloudy as hell today and if it actually rains im so taking my kid on a #wormhunt
The sound of a beach just isn’t the same.
my sister is pissed about me posting on chittr instead of "focusing on the task at hand" MY FOLLOWERS HAVE NEEDS TOO
I am spinning them.
Good, that means he’s doing his job right. It is the sacred duty of a kid to be dumb as hell since they’re still learning how to be a people.
In my defense, mine are made for it. They’re the heatable kind. Not sure I’d do that with my MLP shit though.
whitE pEoplE whEn you turn off thE moistcritical
I made this at 3am when I couldn't sleep. For all my #needthat needs. B) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ad86e2258027.png
furry art iIis what keeps sociIiety afloat
whitE pEoplE whEn you turn off thE sonic music
// For those of you who were wondering – what do I get up to in those over seven hours on instagram? I consume quality content such as these videos. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a43c067f05d7.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d777fb8e98aa.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/97dd65d2e561.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/80151c978017.jpg
exhausti0n is kinda like death when y0u think ab0ut it.
everyone be waking up and going "WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT". just read the site i don'T need to see another person stunned at what happens on this site. unless you'RE talking about green markiplier we need all hands on deck.
(( atp don't expect niceties if ur gunna be annoying
the con is coming to a close / i'm heading back to outglut with kalian by train / since kalian is riding with me i feel comfortable sleeping on the ride / i probably won't be online during that
kill all dirkdave shippers #murder #justified-execution
「 It’s a stepping over the gore to get to the nutrition block kind of night, it seems. Understandable. ⥮
Mmmm at least mobile is improved. Hell yeah.
((ill be honest and upfront here and ask that anyone that actually supports #incest unironically can you please reply to this post so i can block you /lh i dont want to engage with those kinds of people on accident or anything so #nsfw
You motherfuckers delayed my shower with your bullshit. Damn you, chittr users.
probs gonna go lay in a sunbeam an sleep the day away while i wait for my favorite guy to show back up an snuggle
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X Time for the morning line #substance x
Good Morning They Are Opening The Brooding Caverns An Hour And A Half Later Than Standard Practice
Back to your regularly scheduled shitposting.
I NEED to rewatch Shrek sometime but I don’t have the Attention Span for an entire movie.
Somethin’ about blond boys must be like crack to them.
Now have the song "we're just blonde boys doing what blonde boys do" stuck in my head fuck y'all
I see you're all having a normal one. I'm going back to my newspaper.
Okay, let me break this down for a second. Play-by-play of why there is no “DirkDave” or “DaveDirk” going on here, pitch or otherwise. First off, I would rather do things that would require some very violent tags than do that. For several reasons, including but not limited to familial ties, as bizarre a dynamic as they may be on account of timeline bullshit. Second off, he pissed me off because he was being a grade-A dick at the time. Me getting angry at him for doing the same shit I have gratuitously dealt with for the last twelve hours does not, in fact, equal anything romantic. And, oh, yeah, I’d rather eat glass than have that with him. Dunno if you remember that from a paragraph ago. Third, why the actual fuck would any of you want to see a relationship as unhealthy as that would be. It would be a gratuitous and frankly ugly butchering of blackrom. I cannot begin to express all the reasons it would be inherently, insanely, and nightmarishly fucked up without this getting longer than it already is when most of you seem to have attention spans that last exactly long enough to eat a pack of Reese’s cups, meaning a ton of you won’t read this far anyways. #incest because it is, in fact, related to incest.
↘️i haven't cleaned the air fryer in many moons and i sense that the office holds some kind of resentment for it.↘️
its true hes chill he gave me raw chicken to prove it
im sorry that all the dirks have to experience this shit rn ur girl roxy knows ur not doin shit like that ily all
߷ - wOKE UP FROM A TERROR ONLY TO SEE gREEN mARKIPLIER IN THE HOSPITAL AGAIN , 𖦹~𖦹 sAD TIMES,,,
I desperately need all of you to learn how to read a room. Pissed =/= pitch feelings. Especially not “straw that broke the camel’s back” situations.
:33 < *I lick myself :3*
bruh my two favorit3 2trid3r2 cant b3 fighting thi2 i2 a nightmar3
Well Dearies, Is Time For Me To Head Off To Sleep, Don’t Get Into Trouble While I’m Not Around. i Can’t Bail You Out If I Don’t KnoW Something’s Happening.
They'rE AdmittinG ME NoW AT ThE GreeN HospitaL 🟩
gOOd EvEnIng chIttr! I hAvE stOppEd hAvIng stEw thIs EvE fOr my fIrst mEAl And dEcIdEd tO try OUt grUblOOps, In thE stylE Of A fOOd rEvIEw #fOOdrEvIEw
I'm a cat lady. Like all you cat people. So would the cat people. Please stand up. Please stand up.
your honor you lik3 w3r3nt 3v3n th3r3 fr fr
I Don'T WanT TO GO BacK TO ThE HospitaL AgaiN IT WaS UncomfortablE TherE, TheY PuT TubeS IN ME 🟩
PleasE HelP MY BrotheR, I'M BeinG StoleN AwaY FroM HiM AlongsidE AlL HiS HopeS AnD DreamS! 🟩
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D --> Time to hit the hay
2tawpp
OF CoursE DavE! You'rE LikE FamilY TO ME AfteR EverythinG We'vE BeeN ThrougH FilminG ThiS MoviE. 🟩
ThΣ way I just ran out of watΣr mid showΣr... =:(
Good ligbt all, tomorrow brings a new dusk and a new night to have at. May you grasp it for all it's worth. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
GOT THE BADGGGEE ILY MOCALI FLASKE ;-;
call me imperious the way she be condensing #needthat
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 Trying t𝅝 use the new ♪ m𝅝𝄬ile ♪ site lay𝅝ut after I was finally starting t𝅝 get used to 𓆏 the 𝅝ld 𝅝ne is somethin 𝄰notComplaining 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
more art 🩷🧡 https://fIle.garden/ZyakuuuQItADlYXy_T/sona.png
idk what ci2 p3opl3 ar3 but @d2trid32 told m3 th3y 2uck 2o it2 on 2ight
10010001000101100110010011001001111>WONDERFUL THANKS FOR ANSWERING
YeS OF CoursE I WoulD LovE TO BE ON ThE BiG (GreeN) ScreeN 🟩
YoU DO NoT NeeD CasH WheN YoU HavE ME BecausE I AM AlL ThE GreeN You'lL EveR NeeD 🟩
h3ll y3ah i figur3d it out guy2
(( I've been roleplaying eggs for at LEAST 11 years now. That's terrifying to think about. I only know that because I've been a trans woman for 10 years since January and I'm pretty sure I wasn't yet when I picked this guy up. Sometimes I just want to be a lesbian on main but my main is A MAN !!! Ugh. I finally had to make a troll oc for me to be gay through. Here's to another decade of being gay and cringe I guess, lol ♡◇♧♤
omw
>([spritzin axe body spray ova myself before i go to sleep so i can rizz up t#e babes a dreamland]
"= https://file.garden/acHr0QA0vHdP6Dfc/scandalous.jpg everyone wants me culled but i tell you. i will never be gone. i got locked up. and yet i escaped. ="
PINNED POST Muse Info • Canon-Divergent/Didn't Die AU • Outlaw due to abandoning his duties as Orphaner for a life on the seas • 9'6" and blind in his right eye from the incident causing his scar • Mega flirt IC, do let me know if it makes you uncomfortable OOC! Mun Info Dualscar has been my favorite character to roleplay since I was a wee lad, thanks to my extensive amount of pirate and fish knowledge. Shout-out to Chittr for a casual place to RP.
I should be ASLEEP... pretty sure there's a RAGER tomorrow night, I've got to be well-rested...
2hoot your 2hit to l3t you b3coming th3 2tar2 or what3v3r th3y 2aid
what an odd name. I'll check It ouuut when Im done wIth my everyday tasks
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/FPQQE3.PNG I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW TO USE THIS WEBBED SITE ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB #NSFW
more trolls shouuuld check ouuut huuuman artIsts and especIally Ed Sheeran!! he Is truuuly the gem of great BrItaIn and the legend when Im goIng to vIsIt the earth(whIch I wIll!) Im goIng to vIsIt the great brItaIn fIrst 🩷 https://fIle.garden/ZyakuuuQItADlYXy_T/sheeran.png
w3 (I) lazy po2ting in thi2 2hit
2om3tim32 i wi2h i could po2t 2hit and not l3t you all 233 it lik3 23cr3t littl3 thing2 ju2t for m3
horny posting at... 9 am. new record. #nsfw
I MAY NOT BE WOKE IN EVERY UNIVERSE. BUT I AM WOKE IN THIS ONE. EVEN IF I AM A BIGOT IN A THOUSAND OTHER WORLDS, I AM AN #ALLY IN THIS ONE, AND THAT MATTERS.
4k kull 2cor3 l3t2 goooo
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//idk guys I feel like maybe I need an alt that isn't just my own stream of consciousness on chittr? I try to avoid posting ooc since this is basically just a trollsona but yeah. I worry I'm not really contributing. #ooc
these mumble rappers will always be second best yo like kropotkin i conquer an manifest dough and i aint stoppin til i spit the entire communist manifesto this aint a test though income inequality and poverty are honestly startin to bother me and this economy is hardly workin for the working class like a g-string on a twerkin ass theyre barely keepin it together im seein red like a bike reflector might pull up and spray lead at the private sector they say it trickles down like nectar but it sticks like syrup and theres a specter hauntin europe #nsfw #violence #lyricsiguess
the amaziing diigiital sex club #nsfw #maybe
>same shit different foid
Thank God, he may finally eat
Maybe self love is not so bad.
sixty nine.
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TThii2 ii2 your pan on che22 club hTTTTp2://f2.TToyhou.2e/fiile/f2-TToyhou-2e/iimage2/117523976_pGFR1l6B8URj9fK.png #noTTarealgun #orii2iiTT
with like the matesprit @calmIncompetent ((HE DID THIS BTW ITS SO FUCKING GOOD I LOVE MY FRIEND!) https://meDia.DiscorDapp.net/attachments/1397047214320259196/1488063480815816794/IMG_3683.png?ex=69cb6a9c&is=69ca191c&hm=3ba200Def6e42fa1D5881232ea82f4abeD2a049ec536beff63e162c365a4bf9f&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&wiDth=912&height=912
You saying delete isn't working! Do I write delete?
ii goTT 2hiiTT 2 do aTT TThe a22crack of dawn. 2hame no one ha2 dii2covered how 2 curb TThe effecTT2 of beiing on my 2iiTTe2 iin2 TThe 2mall hour2 of TThe niighTT 2 en2ure ii am well re2TTed
commemoraTTiing 2eeiing iiTT on my end hTTTTp2://2quiidgeiimage2.23.u2-we2TT-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/29/2creen2hoTT_20260330-012615_WaTTerfox.jpg
Anyways, sleep attempt number 2, its fucking 2:30am.
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femtanyl - P3T #nowplaying
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Just had a wonderful bowl of rice. ]
d/) pe/)ple genuinely dislike rap? like h/)w? h/)w can y/)u hate rap when tr/)ll sir mix al/)t exists? are y/)u dev/)id /)f j/)y?
:o holds him gently!!
Also, yes, Sheetz IS better than Wawa.
remember when doritos had those late night bags that were like burger or taco flavored that shit was evil
why are my horns shaped liike rabbiit ears iif my lusus iis a spiider. am ii stupiid?
< ){ sorry, uh, i wasn't really expecting so much attention!! i don't really, like, get out much, given... caverns, and all, and uh... i dunno!! i wasn't really prepared mentally, i guess!! }( >
it probably feels good as fuck for the mana when the wizard uses it #nsfw #implication
oh there was a link gomen
[Considering the new banner and the username, I just wanted to drop a general #substance for the account. James here, after all, may very well start talking about his favorite hobby any minute now. Future posts regarding the topic will of course be tagged, but I wanted to drop a warning just in case anybody wanted to get that block in early. While I'm at it, though, hello everybody :3!]
i miss when lana del rey was fat #crying #sad #depressed
2o wh3n ar3 w3 g3tting Chittr World 2tar?
you better
#fatgirlsneed #fatgirlsiloveyou
< ){ hey, hi, um. my hatchmate told me i should hop online and meet some people, since, uh, well, you know how it is!! so, ah, hi? !oxo! }( >
wWw zzhould i convince my moirail to get on chittr i want to introduce yall to her zzhe'zz the cutezzt zztarfizzh ever <> <> <> wWw
holy shit you are so fucking right for posting this
whip out my big old pistol #phallicsymbolism
the wicked pimp of the west approaches your town sheriff what the fuck are you going to do
I'm fucking tired. Goodnight my beautiful mutuals, I am blowing you all kissies. <3
Shtopping at 10 for tonight. Make shure to shend in more confeshshionsh for tomorrow. Everything getsh poshted eventually.
I'VE HAD MANY A TROLL ASK ME IF THERE'S A SINGLE CASTE, A SINGLE TROLL I TRUST WITH MY ENTIRE PUSHER. AND IT'S TIME I MAKE MY ANSWER KNOWN. Sound technicians.
headache. might be time to sleep.
An actual crying shame, I need to sleep because I have plans for tomorrow. Goodnight to the only two people I kinda want to say night to @turingTranscendence @totesGruesome
✦ STARS ABOVE I have to stop forgetting I'm allergic to pineapple!!
↘️i have been demonsterously embarrassed at my sole safe space, completely and entirely and also fundamentally done in by the cold, physically stronger fondleprongs of a rival marketorturer.↘️ ↗️WHAT I ASSUMED TO BE A FRIENDLY GESTURE OF GOOD WILL BETWEEN BUSINESS ASSOCIATES WAS ACTUALLY AN ATTEMPT TO ELIMINATE MY SELF-WORTH.↗️ ↘️and tank my pride.↘️ ↗️I WAS HANDED A BUSINESS CARD WITH A VELVET FINISH.↗️ ↘️the exuberance and wealth it bleeds is making me quiver as i type.↘️ ↗️MY LINEN FINISH IS NOTHING COMPARED TO THIS. MY FACELESS BUT NOT STRENGTHLESS SUPERIORS NOTICED MY SUBMISSIVE BOW IN THE FACE OF A TRUE MARKETEER MOGUL AND REPRIMANDED ME SO HARD, STRIPPED ME OF EVERY PRIVILEGE, THAT I AM LEFT WITH LITTLE MORE THAN MY STILTED, BRUISED BREATH AND ROLODEX TO STAND ON.↗️ ↘️i will redo all of my personal marketing artefacts tomorrow.↘️
if this is what youre going for i think its fine then.
chittr: after dark where everyone turns on demon time or goblin mode and goes off the rails i love this place it fascinates me also if you assholes want art go check my pinned post
looks pretty red to me.
guys i think were taking self love a little too far we are flying too close to the sun and our wax wings are sublimating #selfcest #nsfw
are we once again over sharing our deepest desires and thoughts chittr is that what were doing right now
B33 < today i am a girl -33-
happy girlday
Lmao no worries. Its both of us. ✌️
He’s a 10 but says “huh” a lot because he can’t hear for shit.
ooc // selfcest on my tl .. ive been waitinf 4 this moment #nsfw
I'd fuck myself given the option but uh threesomes- I like the thought of being smothered
I am confused in reds, pale is fine, my hate is empty, no one mediates for me
ii took her to my pentmouse then ii squeaked iit (then ii squeaked iit) ii haven^t made my miind up, should ii cheese iit? (should ii cheese iit?) ii got giiant rat status iit aiin^t no secret
holy FUK is that the MARVUS XOLOTO?? big fan.. :)))))
Bruh why did this post twice. Sorry about that.
I would passionately uplink to another version of myself. If only to sap his data, and leave him dry. #nsfw #selfcest
Everytime I've met another me I'd either wanted to kill him or we just had a long winded conversation of our issues. So it's interesting how many people you could say "Go fuck yourself" to and they'd do it. #nsfw slightly
The post before mine saying "id fuk mysled #selfcest", and then my post having people saying "no i wouldnt fuck an alt version of me" Jesus christ #nsfw
almost freed of #molting for another 6 months cant wait to have all my glowy as fuck feathers in again
another social media sinkhole to dump my attention into like a neverending drain to the sorrowful depths of screaming digital hell where the computer devil herself can suckle on my constant stream of straight up dopamine
B33 < nobodys ready to get glomped anyamore B33 < no more hey man meows it going im launching my full body weight at you!!!
#nsfw one of the strange advantages i have now being able to swappify is i can effectively flash someone now. before it woulda just been silly, now? the power. the down side is of course standing in front of the mirror for way too long and blushing a bunch but i'll get over it eventually!
// fuck my stupid baka life </3 sorry yall i swear i tagged my last post 😭😭😭
c< hello trolls and aliens. I have taken it upon Myself to rechitt reaction photos and images, primarily of the troll variety. I will also be sharing some that I find to be more niche and believe deserve the spotlight. you are welcome to follow Me. // ooc: hi :) i'll rechitt troll/cherub reaction images others make and also post some of my own! if i ever chitt anything i didn't make it will be credited.
V^ Sat 0n my ass f0r t00 l0ng. H0nestly surprised my back d0esn't hurt th0ugh. =:/ ^V
|OOC| No offense to anyone who takes it, but I feel as if some people on this website only use it to post #NSFW stuff, and it really does get tiring. I block what I can, but its so overwhelming and I really wish there was a little less. I'm not gonna hate or say anything terrible, but this is just my opinion and I really need to air it :(
My sister's great. She ordered me SHeetz.
i tink xefros shuld be mor assertive tbh tbh guy needs 2 show othrs he aint a pushover :/
𐂐◯𓇋 Hello again; Chittr. My last account was banned due ★ ★ the backlash from those chauvinist fucks at Shake-n-Stake who forced me ★ ★ take down the Everything Mix™ review. I'll be posting updates about new videos soon.
damn yall did not like #bouncingonit #haters
I forgot hpw horny I get whenI smike. Fuck. #nsfw #substances
kiickiing some guys ass iin fiiduspawn mobiile
> had to pull out the pla2ma 2word for th12 one http2://f1le.garden/aUj1n6p2K2beHWDq/21lur1MogOff.png hopefully that lo2er charyb know2 h12 place now #mogoff <
JUST EFFORTLESSLY SHUT DOWN A PRANKSTER (USED IN LIEU OF THE WORD "TROLL" FOR OBVIOUS REASON) IN MY DMS! SOMETIMES MY OWN VERBAL DEXTERITY AMAZES EVEN MYSELF! #GREATPOSTING
NIGHTLY LAST CALL • EDITOR SIGNING OFF • SEE YOU SOON
i know if no ones got me that at least hate bot has me.
Not much, scrolling on chittr seeing what the vibe is. Whats up with you?
The ripperwasps have psychically c❀mmunicated their desire t❀ uni❀nize, what d❀ i d❀?
no little purple blood dont fall into the religion of crockercunten .
i took like an hour to take a selfie trying to find a good angle to prove im not ugly i uhh i ummmmm i uh yeah so |w|e are here and ummmm i think i proved his point but |w|hatever i might cull him later ignore my hair pls https://file.garden/Z-r7_3pThB1Egd1E/selfie.png
I am returning to my study for the night. I have had such exhilerating conversations with many of you. This is my vaguepost. I am in need of furniture. #nsfw Is here for those who read too deeply.
I appear to have a haterrrr this is so fuckin exciting… lets hatesnog… #nsfw
On that good slime and faygooooo #substance
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My hips are ALSO hurting. It sucks being such a big titty, big booty having gorgeous woman. #slightnsfw
chittr needs an 0pti0n t0 hate f0ll0w pe0ple. i need t0 make it abs0lutely clear wh0's 0n my shit list.
:33< i f33l like i havent furreak posted enough today.... more to come soon ;33 #nsfw
w woe african w wooly beetle b be upon y ye https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ec/a8/da/eca8dacb28e5afb8e84f61cf25688fcb.jpg
im not *that* financially successful but to paraphrase yogi bear, im more employed than the average bird
im the most financially successful bird in my area #greatposting
Dude… fuck, yes… https://i.ibb.co/tTfN9Jxm/IMG-5502.jpg
finally sum gud fukin news i can read
o- Informational post commencing ! -o o- I am the creation of one troll known as the owner of Haltan Industries ! -o o- An, as I am programmed to say, very well known and reliable provider of gadgets and useful technologies ! -o o- I am here to observe the mannerisms of Trollkind and those who seem to have gained connection via extra-universal means ! -o o- I have not been programmed to know why, but I am designated happy to be here . :) -o
ok, let me try something. https://file.garden/Xi8xkLbMbnXQdXEx/chittrs/images/img-2026-03-29-23-34-19.png #greatposting
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Well said.
☆invƏst in #grƏatposting I hƏard it's good for your hips!☆
✦ I love all my cool friends!! #greatposting
Important!! Where Do I Buy A Scᦟter And Also How Do I Ride One
Confeshshion 5: "i think we should let all the eridans fight each other and the last one to live gets the chance to be in a quadrant with a lucky lady" Thoughtsh?
y0u kn0w what, i change my mind. i prefer the pity reacts 0ver pe0ple in my n0tificati0ns trying their best t0 piss me 0ff t0night.
IT'S JUST SO EASY FOR ME TO HATE. DON'T ASK ME TO CURB IT, BECAUSE I'M NOT GOING TO.
The number of immediate reactions to that post left the notification limit, and I cannot see all of the apparent volunteers. Stunning.
<3-#bigsandwich https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/36b84b5c7921.png
Dripping - ringing - in - your - ears - your - horn - broke off - Indigo - blood - spattered - across - What - have - you - done - ? - Your - vile - nature is all - that - you - are - Her - bones - are broken - and - bent - out - of - shape - and sticking oddly out of - skin - ... - a cold - corpse - across - marble - stairs Weird dreams - I - think - it - isn't - normal - anymore - as - I- got - asked - if - I'm - on - drugs #gore #dream #substance ?
#intox #beer #substances #gaming #tonyhawk #rethawed https://i.ibb.co/FkNv60DG/PXL-20260330-024642190.jpg
☆ListƏn to my nƏw album fƏaturing khappl Rohann titlƏd "What I Do On A Sunny Day" critics say it's good! #grƏatposting☆
I think. Perhaps some grass touching can help people. Anyone really, this isn't directed, it's healthy and nice to get some fresh air and some exposure to the great outdoors!
YOU KNOW WHAT, I THINK I'VE COME UP WITH A NEW ALTERNATIVE TO #VAGUEPOSTING. I PRESENT TO YOU ALL: #GREATPOSTING! IN WHICH YOU POST ABOUT THE GREATNESS OF YOURSELF OR ANOTHER! *WINK WINK*!
I AM A MAN THAT KNOWS HOW TO EAT. GET IN MY DMS. #NSFW
<3-#vagueposting #nsfw Yeah.
And I get hate for asking a question. Interesting.
1 minute and I’m already gettin ratioed this chittr shit gets serious I’M SEATED!!! Xo(
New trap, chastity cage. #nsfw
So do equally serious cue balls.
we should start fusing trending hash tags together. #vaguepissing .
Break the law, Have 4 M⓪irails
Hay chittrs wat are we posting today XoO
In 2pirit of th3 hornypo2ting h3r32 my tit2 http2://i.ibb.co/Wvbwy2t4/imag3.png #n2fw #i2h
This feed is too vague to be amusing. Do better. I'm making another coffee.
#vagueposting Someone on this website can’t sleep tonight. (Am I doing this right?)
Sometimes blocking someone is the right answer.
i hate a new troll now #vagueposssting #itsssnot@perssspicaciousssPlanner
i love how jake will just randomly send me bird videos because of my kid which im not complaining because i enjoy them but i just think its funny
#nowplaying Hot Girl Bummer - Blackbear https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=jcnV2cGzmC4&si=0ERs6T5aZ_75L4VE
Confeshshion 3: "I would do unspeakable things to @normalPuppet " Thoughtsh? #nsfw
D --> I disagree with your opinion #vagueposting
Crime scene cat that moved to the park is now sitting on my lap but I'm now trapped
You used to call me on my cell phone. #Vagueposting
PROUD MEMBER OF THE LGBTQIAMC. NOTICE HOW THE FELT AIN'T IN THERE.
to the people sssaying ssshit about vagueposssting, there hasss never been any vagueposssting happening, vaguepossstting isss a made up thing by the empire to keep you controller
My new cat is named Athena after the Greek goddess of purring and nuzzling.
<p> neopronouns are the best /who needs binary genders /code is the only thing that needs a binary </p>
this is for all you fuckers that clearly dont knoww shit bout large bodies of wwater youd think this stuff wwould be fuckin obvvious but past experience has taught me otherwwise so lemme lay some things out for you numbskulls theres alwways somethin fuckin dangerous lurkin nearby youll float as long as you curl into a ball so dont fuckin flail nevver go into the wwater wwith someone you dont fully trust thats all the tips i havve for tonight noww get lost #oceanthoughts
SOMETHING JUST HAPPENED. #VAGUEPOSTING
free the nook. #nsfw
<3-Ervani-down-on-2nd-street-in-new-alternia
you try to get a little cultural exchange going and they block you for it :(
<p> hey chittr whats popping /is this how people introduce themselves /idk im just here </p>
#vagueposting Found the difference between the clowns and the jesters
saw some kind of feathery creature in my bathroom #vagueposting
<3-#detailposting Saw-a-tree.
B33 < on it with the remaining half boss
no probby (new way of Zaying problem) >X)
I just lost an entire script on the concept ov orange creamsicles and whether they deserv their place as a constant in the multivrse. It was so long. I'm so sad. This is why I don't do scripted content.
CHITTR SHADY FACT #34 • “i think the spades slicks should all just go make out and do it crazy style and the one who can endure the most is the one keeping the midnight crew” #nsfw
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[I got addicted to an online gambling app and am now in debt] [i dont know what to do SERIOUSE ADVICE ONLY!!!]
Keep up them moves, white guy. Ya bringin my sage business boomin.
~oh my god oh my god he invited me to his hive and told me to bring the biggest pail i ovvn it’s happening!!! <3 #nsfvv #quadposting
- If you have a littl bit of soda for caffienation, mmake SURE you check your work after! LOL 😆😁 #Grindset #NoSleep #BuyUrvariPopProducts
New Video up on #GrubTube!! Don’t forget to #Like #Subscribe & #Share with your #FriendsAndQuads https://file.garden/acnFpRVugnRof0eI/IMG_8161.jpeg
Getting my trans kid a happy meal with a girls toy so she knows I'm woke now.
♰ do you ever crave for.. company that knows you inside and out.. to have that level of intimacy.. #nsfw (?) ♰
damas caballeros y gentes estimados bienvenidos im proud to say that its time for yet another drawing raffle get your butts in here hit the fucking react buttons to get in line so i can make this list tonight no you cant bribe me im already rich so dont even try it #artraffle #art #raffle #imeatinganapplerightnow #yummy
HONK.
I will admit, though I am granted near-omniscience by nature, the further the timeline moves past the completion of my purpose the darker my vision grows. Such is also true of other timelines and universes marked by my other charming selves. Normally this is no concern of mine, all that I need to know is what is necessary for the summoning of my Lord. Still, this website offers a unique opportunity to expand my gaze and illuminate the darkest of pockets. And, to use a phrase that I rarely am given a chance to: I wonder what I will discover. Haa Haa. Hee Hee. Hoo Hoo.
In the red-light room right now, looking at pretty ladies riding that stride. There is truly no medium better than film #nsfw
Should I treat myself do a drink? #Substance
.o°h .o°kay
#substance #intox #drinking #beer #alcohol Budweiser.
I am liiterally always saying thtisi