( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Not too sure what a "FENT LEAN" is...that's not no status condition spelled out all too clearly in the 5SCREE SRD! ( Ꮚ⚅ᨎ⚅Ꮚ) < But I got big, burly, shoulders! Real strong-like, that ain't yieldin' to no buckin', no himmin', no hawin'! I could haul a spleenfowl up a hobbled hill faster 'an its ungodly yelps could splinter glass at the tippy top! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < So y'all can always "FENT LEAN" on me...and I'll be right happy to hook my arms 'bout ewer fleshy underbellies, 'n giddy on up wherever ewe're fixin' t'go, y'feel? Just say the word! Or don't! I don't mind unmarked sidequests.
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Mmm...mmm...mmm.... ( Ꮚ⚅ᨎ⚅Ꮚ) < No need to roll! F-er, I always take initiative! ( Ꮚ⚅ᨎ⚅Ꮚ) < Insight check! 'Cuz you know my ass inquisitive! ( Ꮚ⚅ᨎ⚅Ꮚ) < Slept with your bitch last night, ( Ꮚ⚅ᨎ⚅Ꮚ) < Call that a "LAIR ACTION", ( Ꮚ⚅ᨎ⚅Ꮚ) < Shoulda just record her, ( Ꮚ⚅ᨎ⚅Ꮚ) < So I could burn your turn's "REACTION"! ( Ꮚ⚅ᨎ⚅Ꮚ) < MC GYGAAX STRAIGHT ROLLIN' IN THE HIVES! ( Ꮚ⚀ロ⚀Ꮚ) < YOU BREAK OUT IN THOSE, IF ANYONE SURVIVES! ( Ꮚ⚅ᨎ⚅Ꮚ) < YOU GOT YOURSELF SOME PROBLEMS, MY TROLL, I'LL COME AND FIX IT, 'CUZ IF YOU AIN'T GOT YOURSELF, THEN HOW YOU EXPECT TO FIX SHIT? ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < ...hahah! Or something like that. I reckon a musicull career by me would be baaaaawfully short-lived!