The Beforian Times Presents: The Leijon Gossip Column
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Was scrolling thu my palmhusk and found this pic I took last night at #eridanweek mew~ Managed to snag some VIP seating with the GOATs 👑 @barackObama 🏓 @archiveAddict and 📸 @beforianTimes https://i.imgur.com/ibfX7m1.jpeg #substances #blood mew~ 💖✨
maddie i cant believe we didnt get any pictures together before the bomb went off 0n0
this picture is absolutely incredible
It's okay!!! Once I get my charred stuffing replaced and you heal furrrom your burns, we should meet up sometime and snap a pic! mew~ 💖✨
:33 < H33h33, this is a wonderfurr picture!! Thank mew so much for taking it!
A formal statement on the events of last night's MARVUS XOLOTO performance. It is my sincerest regret that our star performer was not able to enchant you all with the musical stylings of his newest single #BIGFATA$$. However, it seems the arrival of some additional bad actors, in a desperate plea NOT to change the ideologies of the people, but merely to gain my attention, detonated an explosive in the arena shortly after the announcement of the night's closing performance. UNFORTUNATELY, the sheer quantity of oil sprayed amongst the arena and crowds acted as an accelerator. Crockercorp pledges to utilize a water-based lubricant for all future events featuring two men in skimpy shorts slamming one another before a roaring crowd. Anyway. Reanimations and mass healings have taken place throughout the evening and are now completed. Thank you all for attending. Announcement for this evening's festivities are to come shortly. #eridanweek #bombing #oiledup #badcombo
The whole she*BANG* (get it) with the oil and the bomb had this joint smelling like a couple of hot kebabs.
And kind of like an olive garden.
Yes, the odor was wretched.
Truly disheartening that fools would try to ruin Crockercorp's hard work at #Eridanweek out of jealousy and spite. Pathetic. But Crockercorp will rise above.
You're welcome.
:33 < OH MY GOD https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/622d328f8d3b.png #eridanw33k #willyoucome #rumblenight
what the hell is going on.
wa'tWhat theFuck?
:33 < According to FIRST HAND REPORTS, local POWER COUPLE DIRKJAKE has broken out into a REAL fight at #eridanw33k, on stage at #rumblenight!!!
thank god #dIvorcE
B33 < i cant believe im missing peak toxic yaoi this is bullshit
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!! DOES IS TROLL BRUNO MARS IS PERVERTED AT #eridanw33k #rumblenight
Can we stop acting surprised that he sucks. He stole my song and now he continues to act the worst.
I think I like men.
trollbama the best of us do
Don't we all?
you are so barak the brave for telling us
Thank you, Jeff the Ally.
No one.
fuck yes live your truth king i mean mr president
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!!! IS JAKE DONE FOR, OR WILL #eridanw33k's NAMESAKE SAVE HIM?! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0b3a7397289c.png
:33 < LIVE REACTION Pictured is a LIVE REACTION to the DIRK JAKE PAWSIBLE KISS at #rumblenight #eridan #AREYOUCOMING? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/16287606ba93.png @archiveAddict @barackObama
I JUST NOTIC3D I'M LOOMING IN TH3 BACKGROUND LIK3 A SP3CT3R THIS IS AMAZINGGG mew~ 💖✨
:33 < BREAKING #eridanw33k NEWS! Picture taken LIVE at #rumblenight! Feast mewre eyes! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/044218f5f94c.png
:33 < #GETTHATPICKLEUP!!
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!! DIRECT QUOTE: JAKE: Heavens to betsy dirk youre so big! More later...
:33 < JAKE IS ON THE FLOOR ALREADY AT THE BEHEST OF STRIDER!!! WILL DIRK GET ON TOP?? #rumblenight #eridanw33k
:33 < BEAKING NEWS DIRK STRIDER SHOWS UP NAKED TO #rumblenight
ok i might zhow up to eridan week guyz
FOR THIS BETRAYAL I WILL ENSURE YOU ARE PUNISHED IN THE DIVINE
OH WELL THAT CHANGES THINGS, I WILL ENSURE A LESSER PUNISHMENT IN THE DIVINE FOR HAVING MISLED ME (FOR OF COURSE, I CANNOT EVER RISK LETTING SOMEONE YEARN FOR DAVE STRIDER)
:33 < #rumblenight ANNOUNCEMENT!!! DIRK STRIDER/JAKE ENGLISH QUOTE: DIRK: We've got one question for you all. JAKE: ARE YOU READY... TO.... JAKE: EFFING RUMBLEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:33 < COMMENTATOR ANNOUNCEMENT #eridanw33k THE SHOW IS SET TO BEGIN SOON!!
:33 < BEAKING NEWS, FURRANKLIN TROLLSEVELT, EX-KISMESIS TO @barackObama HAS TURNED UP AT #rumblenight!!!
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!! #rumblenight is ABOUT TO BE LIVE! Yours mewly will be commentating OFFICIALLY!!! Follow for news on #eridanw33k and DONT MISS THIS!! https://msparp.chat/eridanww33k
:33 < They're coming for me....
:33 < BREAKING NEWS! FAMOUS LUSUS Donkey Kong WILL be attending #eridanw33k, is this purrhaps a SECRET CONTENDER for #rumblenight?! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/482d31ec56fc.png
hell no i am not wwrestlin a third ape twwo is bad enough
oh shoot now i kinda wanna go.
:33 < LIVE NEWS COVERAGE! Join us LIVE at the ringside of #rumblenight when THREE TITANS CLASH!!! Be sure to follow @beforianTimes to get ALL the hottest coverage where NOTHING WILL GO WRONG!! I mewself will be purrsonally commentating over the event along with the other casters. We hope to s33 mew there! #eridanw33k https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/92250a533eae.png
