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Was scrolling thu my palmhusk and found this pic I took last night at #eridanweek mew~ Managed to snag some VIP seating with the GOATs 👑 @barackObama 🏓 @archiveAddict and 📸 @beforianTimes https://i.imgur.com/ibfX7m1.jpeg #substances #blood mew~ 💖✨
A formal statement on the events of last night's MARVUS XOLOTO performance. It is my sincerest regret that our star performer was not able to enchant you all with the musical stylings of his newest single #BIGFATA$$. However, it seems the arrival of some additional bad actors, in a desperate plea NOT to change the ideologies of the people, but merely to gain my attention, detonated an explosive in the arena shortly after the announcement of the night's closing performance. UNFORTUNATELY, the sheer quantity of oil sprayed amongst the arena and crowds acted as an accelerator. Crockercorp pledges to utilize a water-based lubricant for all future events featuring two men in skimpy shorts slamming one another before a roaring crowd. Anyway. Reanimations and mass healings have taken place throughout the evening and are now completed. Thank you all for attending. Announcement for this evening's festivities are to come shortly. #eridanweek #bombing #oiledup #badcombo
I definitely like men.
iz drawing fanart of people u know irl weird? i draw fanart of real people i know here zometimez xux httpz://i.ibb.co/wwqpxz29/2025-12-09-12q-kleki.png httpz://i.ibb.co/rpk3fnrq/2025-12-09-132-kleki.png httpz://i.ibb.co/mpwmzdz/2025-12-09-139-kleki.png
im not there but i agree with evill john grab his dick and twist it
Shared a beer with the Purrresident at #eridanweek OMFGGG mew~ 💖✨ -with @barackObama @archiveAddict @beforianTimes [Attached is a somewhat blurry photo of Trollbama with a beer in his hand, looking intently at the stage. Rankmaid is in the next seat over, slumped back in her chair with blood dripping from her nose as Muckrake is fanning her with a sweat-drenched towel]
I expect to see every single individual present at #EridanWeek to be at church.
ok i might zhow up to eridan week guyz
Be there or be square! At #eridanweek! https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/35f8069316fd.gif
i have my sanctioned paddle i was told im allowed to bring to get signed no one else bring weapons please there are no weapons allowed other than my paddle im really nervous #imcoming to #eridanweek https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek# https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3d65a7400704.png
Horrific! Thank you!
#BIGFATA$$ OUT NAO ON ALL PLATFORMZZ ⏩ https://youtu.be/6SsqOFk_0z0?si=lsHrniMKWo_Aj6LV share w ur friends or ur l8me && wont git a billion bux https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/82a821e604c8.png
wasingon State
SAMUŖAI TIP #1!: Tȭ be a samuŗai, yȭu must be stŗȭng in spiŗit and sȭul! wħȭ caŗes if yȭu pass ȭut if yȭu stand up tȭȭ fast if yȭu aŗe nȭble ȭf tħumpeŗ!
Abyssally eldritch depths. Enormity beyond compare or hope to reconcile. A shadow that encompasses me and space as far as my eyes can meander beyond. An undulating maw with a cavernously deep gullet waiting at the back. Spit-glossed teeth better described as the sparkling juts of a cave's stalagmites than true dental fixtures. A pinch to the nape of the neck that ferries me through the air on a perverted course defying destiny or conventional reason. The hypoxia of being lifted up towards a face and set of eyes so gargantuan it cannot be viewed all at once, nor fully comprehended for what it is. And aftercare.
Tasting the fear that laces blo+o+d when I sink my fangs into+ so+meo+ne who+ do+esn't kno+w what they've go+tten themselves into+ is the so+rt o+f thing I co+uld write no+vels abo+ut. Especially the way it makes them squirm under me. #nsfw #vio+lence?
If yxv need any slime meet me behind a gas statixn and I kan get yxv any drvg yxv need. #nsfw #begaydxkrime
I LOWK NEED TO GET HIGH AS FUCK AND GET DOMINATED. SEND CHITT. #SUBSTANCE #NSFW
TIPS I WISH I KNEW. WHEN I WAS GETTING INTO "LOVE." FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME. 1. LOVE IS PAIN. 2. YOU WILL EITHER KILL THEM. THEY WILL KILL YOU. ONE OF YOU WILL DIE FOR A BORING REASON. OR YOU WILL BREAK UP. YOU CAN ALWAYS SKIP TO THE GOOD END. BY BREAKING UP. AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE. 3. ALL MEN DO IS LIE. AND CHEAT. AND GAY. YOU CAN AVOID THIS PROBLEM. BY CHEATING FIRST. AND HARDER. THIS NEUTRALIZES HIS INEVITABLE BETRAYAL. AND ALSO. ENSURES IT. LIKE BALANCING A SCALE. OR CREATING A TIME LOOP. 4. WOMEN WILL HURT YOU EVEN WORSE.
× Alwvays Havve A WVay Out If You Are Concerned About Your Safety. Especially WVith Higher Castes Than Your Owvn ×
fight them and spar them and stabbing that seems to get me far
Always shoot your shot, don't waste it. You've no idea how phenomenally good things can really get when you disregard the possibility they'll go awful.
dont hooK up with the guy you met playing duoZ on twinwipe or you will have THE meZZieZt breaKup Known to trollKind all my v-bucKZ. gone.
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Congratulationx! You've earned 43 Anissy Coinx! https://file.garden/acSEE28XdjJpG1Nj/anizzy_coin.gif
did anyone miss me
【 Tick tock, #EridanWeek. I'm feeling the anticipation. Are you? #MayICome 】
no no no no no please no npplease no no please no
Δ Uh... Bad time to join...? Δ
I saw you.
THIS IS A LIE HE CANT DIE HES IMMORTAL. HE JUST GOT BORED AND PAYED ME A VISIT
WHAT DUDE JERMA IS DEAD WHAT THE FUCK
HE'LL BE FINE.
*Shower sounds* #nsfw https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/923/sample_cd8cdcbd9e2ef1842acd0ff9074bf0005fc23001.jpg?922950 https://open.spotify.com/track/5FqULKbIuLb5fNKvbAPsj6?si=209d9bb97bd44a37
Batten the hatches and prep your bling! The world isnt ready to gander your official skaianet sponsored #eridanweek SWWAG (super wowing wearable authorized garments) as you tear through the crowds and turn up to your favorite transdimensional trollian artists! The fun isnt over when the festivities conclude keep donning your duds and swinging from the rafters in these funky tees commemorating ERIDAY1. Ordering online?? Use coupon code RUMBLETHURS10 for 10% off your purchase! For 10% off of physical retailers unload your ammunition into one of our handy rounds disposal jars and keep on keeping on as you rejoin the frisk of this kittyfray. (All proceeds from troll bruno mars commemorative tees will be donated to his inevitable psychological treatment.) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/20ff77af8399.gif
Do you ever hear me callin'? Oh-oh (Oh-oh-oh), oh-oh (Oh-oh-oh) Oh-oh (Roxy) (You have my charger)
For sure! Shoot me a DM whenever you want.
hmmmm......... ! l!ke how your th!nker works th!nk!ng lady... real th!nker of a lady th!nker... auguste rod!n the th!nker they call you? ! know th!s the gnomes ca n be smooch!ng yes yes
Some of you animals are brutally misusing the #eridanweek commemorative plastic cookie buckets.
I love the nozy gozzip columnz. They're alwayz zo mezzy.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ wow, really? that's really impressive. ]
:/
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Shuuucks!!! If its fer th’talented folks in the editorial column… ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I would love t’see more yammerin’ about the distinguished folks ‘o this ‘ere Chittr dot com! The hottest goss ‘n tavern polluting whispers, rumors, ‘n nailbitingly tense tensions…mmmmfffg~! ( Ꮚ⚅ᨎ⚅Ꮚ) < Er hem! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Gets me happier than a Nat 20 on a skill check in the climax of a BBEG smackdown! Giddier than a date the whole flaysquad can finally link up ‘n slay! Perkier than a…y’get the gist!!!
oh 3m g33s y3sss gog im kinda 3ating it up atm tbh
3833 < WE HAVE! A HORN! > 3833 < IT IS BREACHING! EGG!!! >
Hello, I am the #theman. I am about to own you with a harsh fact and truth of life: You enhance the lives of those around you, and you are loved.
Looks like we're scoping our first disembowelments of the evening, folks! #igotgoredateridanweek #gore #nsfw
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Outfit for #EridanWeek, I guess. https://files.catbox.moe/h7xx2m.png https://files.catbox.moe/p6rrru.png ]
OH GOOD GRAVY.
confession #12- i think eridanweek is a cover up for tax fraud lol
(^･ω･^) < WHAT A SPICY TURN OF EVENTS!!!
ok sure
D --> At your leisure Ms. Leijon
D --> A reasonable position to take D --> Do let me know the ne%t time you plan on coming by my office D --> I have that list of names you requested prepared
#imcoming to #eridanweek its really cool to have troll bruno mars but i heard that troll cher was also going to be making an appearance has anyone heard anything else regarding #hercoming or no?
D --> Rest assured I am unalarmed D --> If anything I am relieved to see another sensible, functional troll with whom I am familiar
im so happy to see your column come to chittr i love reading them over my breakfast cigs what a rank confession! 0///v///0 (tags: #eridanweek, the leijon gossip column, caste difference, caste fetish, #substance, archive rating: T)
i cant wait to read it thank you so much for joining me and sharing in this #eridanweek with me #imcoming 0///v///0
[PART TWO] THERE’S ROOM ENOUGH IN THE PILE FOR BOTH OF YOU, BUT JUST BARELY. EVERY SPOT WHERE HIS BODY IS PRESSED TO YOUR OWN FEELS COMFORTING AND COOL, SOOTHING THE HEAT THAT HAD BUILT UP JUST UNDER YOUR SKIN. YOU RESIST THE URGE TO PRESS YOUR BURNING CHEEK TO HIS CHEST. YOU’VE ALREADY DEBASED YOURSELF ENOUGH TONIGHT. “you really shouldnt a run off like that" "WHAT, YOU WANTED ME TO DIG MY HEELS INTO THE GROUND AND DRAG EVERYONE INTO ANOTHER HALF HOUR OF POINTLESS BACK AND FORTH?" "but you wwerent evven wwrong though and you wwould havve heard me tell them as much if youd stayed" YOU DON'T SAY ANYTHING TO THAT, BUT HE SEEMS TO BE ABLE TO HEAR HOW LOUDLY YOU'RE THINKING. "if cant trust me to havve your back then wwhat am i supposed to do you didnt evven come to me yourself i had to come find you" HE'S RIGHT, AND OF COURSE HE KNOWS HE'S RIGHT. "I'M SOR–" "stop i didnt come to get an apology from you i came to make sure youre okay" YOUR TEETH DIG INTO YOUR LIP AS HIS COOL FINGERS WIPE AT YOUR WET CHEEKS. "so are you okay" YOU'RE BETTER NOW THAT HE'S HERE, BUT YOU DON'T TELL HIM THAT. YOU JUST NOD. "good" YOUR EXHAUSTED PAN STARTS TO SLOW AS YOUR MOIRAILS FINGERS COMB THROUGH YOUR HAIR IN CALM, SHORT STROKES. YOUR EYELASHES ARE STILL DAMP, BUT YOUR CHEEKS ARE MORE OR LESS DRY WHEN YOU FINALLY SUCCUMB TO THE URGE TO REST THEM AGAINST HIS CHEST. THE STEADY PUMPING OF HIS PUSHER LULLS YOU THE REST OF THE WAY TO SLEEP. #IMCOMING #ERIDANWEEK #RPF #ERIDANXREADER #PALEROMANCE
:33 < finally some good fucking news outlet!