TAKARI MAYNAR!
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AN HONORABLE TROLL HERE TO SHARE THE WAYS OF SAMURAI SWEEPS PAST!!!!!! (( pfp: disasterBunny!
peȭple aŗe fȭllȭwing me despite me nȭt ħaving cħitted anytħing in a wħile!!! tħis ħumble samuŗai is VEŖY CȬNFUSED!! but tħankful nȭnetħeless! I will tŗy and tħink ȭf sȭme mȭŗe SAMUŖAI TIPS!!!
Tħis ħumble samuŗai finds ħeŗself incŗedibly tħankful fȭŗ mȭdeŗn medicines! i am ȭnce mȭŗe ȭn my twȭ feet, altħȭugħ I must be caŗeful, lest I stand up tȭȭ fast and get a ħead ŗusħ!!!!
i feaŗ tħis samuŗai is cȭȭpŗidden tȭnigħt! tħȭugħ ȭne may feel wȭe tȭwaŗds me, i ħumbly plead fȭŗ yȭu all tȭ cħannel tħat eneŗgy intȭ sȭmetħing mȭst ĦȬNȬŖABLE!!!! I will just be ŗeading wħile I wait fȭŗ my lusus tȭ feŗŗy me my medicines!
SAMUŖAI TIP #7!!!!: Nȭ matteŗ ħȭw diŗe tħings may seem, ħȭw mucħ it feels like misfȭŗtune besets yȭuŗ veŗy sȭul, neveŗ give up! Keep tȭ yȭuŗ pŗinciples and await tħe nigħt tħe stȭŗm bŗeaks!!!! TĦAT is wħen yȭu will ŗise and finally acħieve glȭŗiȭus victȭŗy!!!! I keep tħis veŗy tip in mind wħeneveŗ I am waiting fȭŗ my favȭŗite autħȭŗs tȭ add new cħapteŗs tȭ tħeiŗ samuŗai liteŗatuŗe!
Tħis ħȭnȭŗable samuŗai is ȭut ȭf samuŗai liteŗatuŗe... sigħ... ħȭpefully mȭŗe autħȭŗs will get tȭ wŗiting sȭȭn!
SAMUŖAI TIP #6! Take naps ȭften, lest yȭu be sleepy and unawaŗe! I take naps all tħe time! Nȭt because I am lazy, but because I must cȭnseŗve my eneŗgy fȭŗ wħen i need it mȭst! sucħ as ĦȬNȬŖABLE DUELS and pȭsting ȭn Cħittŗ!
hell ye∆h, nothing like ∆ good n∆p to keep you sh∆rp
Tħis ĦȬNȬŖABLE SAMUŖAI ĦAS A QUESTIȬN! CAN YȬU ŖIDE AN UMAMUSUME INTȬ BATTLE?
If you ask nicely
mmmm, ȭħ tȭ ŗide a nȭble steed intȭ GLȬŖIȬUS, ĦȬNȬŖABLE BATTLE! ħȭw mucħ fun it must be! Ȭŗ is! I ħave definitely dȭne tħat befȭŗe! I did nȭt get tħe idea fȭŗ tħis cħitt afteŗ finally watcħing tħat mȭvie abȭut antħŗȭpȭmȭŗpħic ħȭŗse tŗȭlls wħȭ ŗace!
ȭħħ! psiȭnic fligħt! i must tŗy tħat at sȭme pȭint! it sȭunds like an encħanting way tȭ tŗavel!
It is! \ It takes plenty of focus anX stamina, but I have that in spaXes! \ Clubs, hearts, anX XiamonXs even. /
uħ gȭȭd pȭint i tħink i alsȭ misŗead tħat as yȭu ŗiding ħeŗ wħicħ DID add tȭ tħis cȭnundŗum ħȭld ȭn well samuŗai aŗe ȭften ħandsȭme/beautiful waŗŗiȭŗs sȭ uħ. yeaħ lets gȭ witħ tħat gȭȭd ȭne takaŗi YES SĦE WȬULD BE TĦE SAMUŖAI!!!! AND ALSȬ DȬES TĦIS INDIGȬ ĦȬŖSEGIŖL LIKE GIŖLS!? #nsfw
mmm stamina! sȭmetħing i ceŗtainly a lȭt ȭf ħave because i am a samuŗai! i will keep in mind tȭ lay vaŗiȭus sȭft tħings ȭut befȭŗe i tŗy tħis!
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NO IDEA SORRY IT WAS LIKE A ONE DAY THING.
A fellow acolyte of the blaXe. \ I bow to you my kinXreX spirit. /
ħaħa aħ yeaħ i see tħats alŗigħt tȭtally cȭȭ.l faŗe tħee well flelȭw samuŗai im just gȭing tȭ sit ħeŗe and tŗy tȭ cleaŗ my mind ȭf beautiful ħȭŗsegiŗl samuŗai
May our blaXes never finX neeX to cross. / If they Xo, may we both exonerate ourselves on the fielX of combat. /
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 OKAY DUDE. WHAHATEVER YOU SAY.
SAMUŖAI TIP #5: Uħ... I'm nȭt suŗe ħȭnestly! Dȭes anyȭne ħave any suggestiȭns? Any stŗuggles? Tħis is a CĦȬȬSE YȬUŖ ȬWN SAMUŖAI TIP! YES!!!!
Samurai Tip: your mind must 8e as well-honed as your 8lade! Study literature and philosophy when you can and em8race the acquisition of knowledge.
↘️samurai tip #6:↘️ ↗️THE PATH TO HONOR LEADS TO THE UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE.↗️
YES! A VEŖY IMPȬŖTANT TIP! I said sȭmetħing similaŗ in Samuŗai Tip #2, but I like yȭuŗ additiȭn!
Incȭŗŗect! Wħat place ȭf emplȭyment wȭuld ħiŗe DISĦȬNȬŖABLE tŗȭlls??? Nȭt a gȭȭd ȭne, fȭŗ suŗe! Tħe patħ ȭf ĦȬNȬŖ, DISCIPLINE, and ĦUMILITY will always lead ȭne tȭ gŗeatness!
Samurai Tip: keep your blade sharp but your wits sharper. The open palm solves much when paired with perspective.
↘️and to the unemployment office.↘️
Mȭney is nȭt eveŗytħing in tħis wȭŗld! I tħȭŗȭugħly suggest yȭu ŗecȭnsideŗ yȭuŗ way ȭf tħinking!
YES!!!! Veŗy gȭȭd! If Samuaŗi ħad gȭld staŗs I wȭuld give yȭu ȭne!
Always know who you're working under. A dishonorable master is a dishonorable samurai/student
CȬŖŖECT! VEŖY GȬȬD! Ȭne must be waŗy ȭf wħȭ speaks in tħeiŗ eaŗ, lest tħey be diswayed tȭ disħȭnȭŗable acts!
SAMUŖAI TIP #4!: Samuŗai dȭ in fact, knȭw ħȭw tȭ ħave fun! Ħaiku cȭmpetitiȭns, pŗe-battle paŗties and ŗituals, ȭn tȭp ȭf festivals! Gȭ ȭutside! Enjȭy yȭuŗ nigħt! Knȭw wħat it is tħat yȭu wisħ tȭ pŗȭtect witħ yȭuŗ bȭdy and sȭul! If yȭu cannȭt gȭ ȭutside, ħȭst a little ȭnline paŗty! If yȭu ħave nȭ fŗiends, uħħħ pȭst ȭn cħittŗ!!!! Ȭŗ tŗy and make sȭme if yȭu want!
TĦIS ĦUMBLE SAMUŖAI ĦAS A QUESTIȬN ABȬUT TĦIS WEEK ȬF EŖIDANS! #eŗidanweek aŗe any ȭf tħe wŗestleŗs samuŗai, and if sȭ aŗe tħey alsȭ ȭiled up. tħis is veŗy impȭŗtant tȭ me pelase let me knȭw.p leas.e
Oh, they are DEFINITELY oiled up. Not sure about the samurai thing, though.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT GOING, AND AS WE ESTABLISHED LAST NIGHT, I'M A SAMURAI NOW.
...i need a livesteam link ȭŗ sȭmetħing ħȭħgħ my gȭd i enedd tȭ see tħis ȭħ ymg gdȭdgħ
UYESYESYEYSESYYYEYEEYSEYEYEYESYSEYSEYESYSEYSEYESYSEYSEYYE UM! AĦEM! Tħis ħumble samuŗai tħank yȭu fȭŗ yȭuŗ assistance! Yȭu aŗe MȬST ĦȬNȬŖABLE and KIND!
SAMUŖAI TIP #3!: A Samuŗai must ALWAYS be disciplined! Fŗȭm ȭiling yȭuŗ swȭŗd tȭ eating yȭuŗ fŗuits and veggies, a waŗŗiȭŗ cannȭt lȭse fȭcus ȭŗ bŗeak tħeiŗ gȭȭd ħabits! Tħis includes taking yȭuŗ vitamins and medicatiȭn! EVEN WĦEN YȬU ŖEALLY DȬNT WANT TȬ!!!! Ŗepeating tħis tip tȭ yȭuŗself nigħtly (as i dȭ) is VEŖY useful!
All good habits to keep in mind, repetition breeds perfection~
Exactly! Ȭne cannȭt impŗȭve witħȭut dȭing! And if ȭne dȭes many times, it will becȭme a ħabit as yȭu said! I used tȭ ħate my veggies, and nȭw im a leafy gŗeen eating macħine!
SAMUŖAI TIP #2!: A pȭȭŗly-ŗead Samuŗai is nȭ Samuŗai at all! Be suŗe tȭ keep yȭuŗ mind as sħaŗp as yȭuŗ blade/stuŗdy as yȭuŗ kanabō! A TAKAŖI SPECIAL SUPEŖ SECŖET TIP, I peŗsȭnally find manga and wŗiting-fȭcused websites tȭ be bȭuntiful sȭuŗces ȭf stȭŗies! Wħat else fȭŗ a Samuŗai tȭ ŗead but tħŗilling stȭŗies ȭf battles and ħȭnȭŗbȭund blȭȭd-bŗȭtħeŗs!
I am but a ĦUMBLE, ĦȬNȬŖABLE SAMUŖAI dȭing my best tȭ sħaŗe tħe many tips, tŗicks, and tales I ħave leaŗned/expeŗienced tħŗȭugħȭut my multitude ȭf tŗavels!
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I HAHAVE NO IDEA WHAHAT A SAMURAI IS BUT I'M HAHAPPY FOR YOU OR SORRY THAHAT HAHAPPENED.
ȬĦ! Ȭf cȭuŗse! Ħȭw silly ȭf me! A SAMUŖAI is an type ȭf East Alteŗnian Waŗŗiȭŗ! Tħey fȭllȭw a veŗy ĦȬNȬŖABLE cȭde tħat dictates tħeiŗ life, and aŗe sȭmetħing akin tȭ a waŗŗiȭŗ-pȭet! And I AM ȬNE ȬF TĦEM!
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THAHAT'S COOL I'M A DRUG DEALER FROM THRASHTHRUST WHICH I'M SURE IS JUST AS MUCH OF A BIG DEAL. :o)
Ȭħ! Well! Uħ! I'm nȭt suŗe wħat tȭ tħink abȭut tħat but! I ĦȬPE MY SAMUŖAI TIPS WILL DȬ YȬU WELL!!!!!
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SHIT MAYBE I COULD BE A SAMURAI TOO.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I HAHAVE DECIDED I AM NOW A SAMURAI.
Tħat is. Nȭt entiŗely ħȭw tħat wȭŗks but... WĦȬ CAŖES! WELCȬME TȬ TĦE FȬLD BATTLE BŖȬTĦEŖ!
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THAHANK YOU FELLOW SAMURAI.
SAMUŖAI TIP #1!: Tȭ be a samuŗai, yȭu must be stŗȭng in spiŗit and sȭul! wħȭ caŗes if yȭu pass ȭut if yȭu stand up tȭȭ fast if yȭu aŗe nȭble ȭf tħumpeŗ!
ĦELLȬ MY FELLȬW WAŖŖIȬŖS! I wisħ tȭ ħeaŗ tales ȭf blȭȭd bŗȭtħeŗs and feaŗsȭme battles! Dȭes any ȭf tħȭu wisħ tȭ sħaŗe!?
ĦELLȬ FELLȬW WAŖŖIȬŖS!! SAMUŖAI ȬF GŖEAT ŖEPUTE! TĦE ĦȬNȬŖABLE TAKAŖI MAYNAŖ IS NȬW ȬN TĦIS WEBSITE TȬ SĦAŖE MY TEACĦINGS AND SEEK GŖEATEŖ UNDEŖSTANDING ȬF TĦE WȬŖLD AT LAŖGE! I dȭ nȭt speak in capitals all tħe time, but it felt necessaŗy fȭŗ tħis JȬYȬUS INTŖȬDUCTIȬN!
haiiii!!! x))