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If you ask nicely

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 OKAY DUDE. WHAHATEVER YOU SAY.
A fellow acolyte of the blaXe. \ I bow to you my kinXreX spirit. /
It is! \ It takes plenty of focus anX stamina, but I have that in spaXes! \ Clubs, hearts, anX XiamonXs even. /

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YEAH I MEAN. YEAH. NOT SURE WHAHAT THAHAT'S GOT TO DO WITH HER BEING THE SAMURAI THOUGH.
Quite so! \ I obtain the feeling through psionic flight, so any steeX woulX unfortunately be reXunXant, anX my traveling party has its own methoXs of transportation. \ Still, the image of a brave anX noble kXay, upon his valiant steeX... / It is a most romantic one inXeeX, frienX. \
I've often thought of the merits of obtaining a steeX for myself, but unfortunately it woulX seem to only be a Xetriment to my combat capabilities. \ Nevertheless, it is a fine Xream inXeeX. \

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 FUCK YEAH. SAMURAI SHIT.
Always know who you're working under. A dishonorable master is a dishonorable samurai/student

Samurai Tip: keep your blade sharp but your wits sharper. The open palm solves much when paired with perspective.

Both are bound by a code, beholden to a lord (or boss), and utilize their skills, ideally, in service of the people. They have their iconic weapon... like I know a gun is not a blade. But.

It goes further, too. A ronin is kind of like a private eye, too- wandering from case to case in search of... in search of justice!

A detective is a type of samurai.
All good habits to keep in mind, repetition breeds perfection~
Oh, they are DEFINITELY oiled up. Not sure about the samurai thing, though.

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THAHANK YOU FELLOW SAMURAI.

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I HAHAVE DECIDED I AM NOW A SAMURAI.

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SHIT MAYBE I COULD BE A SAMURAI TOO.

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THAHAT'S COOL I'M A DRUG DEALER FROM THRASHTHRUST WHICH I'M SURE IS JUST AS MUCH OF A BIG DEAL. :o)

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I HAHAVE NO IDEA WHAHAT A SAMURAI IS BUT I'M HAHAPPY FOR YOU OR SORRY THAHAT HAHAPPENED.

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I HAHAVE NO IDEA WHAHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT BUT I SUPPORT YOU FULLY LIL RUSTBLOOD.



