Aranea Serket
@anyphaenidsGrandeur
Sylph of Light. 8eforan. Cerulean. Please do not inquire a8out my past atrocities.
I've seen some of you thirst after men I wouldn't even see fit to 8e dou8le-murdered 8y Lord English.
right?
and yet!
haha cock #nsfwv
tell me about it
“You may forget 8ut let me tell you this: someone in some future time will think of us.” – Troll Sappho #Quotes
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა hello⁀excuse⁀me⁀hi⁀hey! down⁀here!!! i⁀really⁀like⁀that⁀line!
((OOC: one of my favorite little websites for when i dont feel like reading through every line of dialog while trying to get into character is easily the random homestuck quotes generator. (https://www.bgreco.net/hsquote/) its such a useful tool to quickly get a refresh on how the canon characters talk that i use as a reference frequently. it even has filters for specific characters and redirects you to the page its on in the comic! my beloved. <33333333
(( The pain of them shoving some of Aranea's dialogue in the Mindfang section is diabolical though lol ))
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Needed this, thank you
I should invest in some kind of slap 8racelet or electrical shock inducer whenever I think a8out commenting on something that I should stay as far away from as possi8le. It would 8e 8etter for 8oth my mental health and potentially physical health.
i coulld probs use that too but tbh id probablly just pavllov mysellf into not minding it.
That was my concern, as well. If only there was a way to prevent oneself from having to experience thoughts of posting just a8solute muscle8east shit. Shame that self-control and discipline were mere fa8rications.
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if other peoplle didnt post shit i woulldnt have to replly and get mad about it! we need modern science on this probllem asap
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#Music https://open.spotify.com/track/5K43AHQPTJTqlyRZ3u8GKz?si=04la_qsRSwWZI2sXO9kG3Q
My schoolhive 8ullies were a8le to diagnose my autistic spectrum disorder faster than my primary mediculler did, to 8e honest. Not that I still don't regularly fantasize a8out them all dying horri8ly from the meteor impact. #A8leism
I watched the implosion last night, would recommend.
If I could, I would put the footage of the event on Alternia's Funniest Hive Videos. Truly.
i mean, that's a reasonable fantasy!
i dunno maybe i've gotten a bit calloused and mean. i just think that going "i wish bad things would happen to people who were shitty to me" isn't like. a terrible thing as long as you're not actively arranging it. buh sorry you do not need me of all people arguing morality.
I find the your perspective to 8e refreshing, actually. Wishing passively that 8ad things happened to shitty people is quite ordinary, 8ut even then it comes with some ethical pitfalls that can 8e interesting to at least mull over. Should we place stock in "thought crimes" or do we only want to confront them when those thoughts 8ecome actions? It's deceptively straightforward seeming.I don't consider it mean of you. On the contrary, you definitely are the heroic type to want evildoers punished, nuance 8e damned! This trait has no real moral value, it just is. I think that's interesting, that's all.
well i mean. i don't want people getting hurt over being mean! but i do think it's not unreasonable to consider it amusing. exaggeration is not the same thing as intent. i'm not quite verbose enough for this. and bad people shouldn't be punished so much as just. stopped from being able to do bad things, or made to want to do good things. and i don't mean that in some ripping autonomy thing!!! i want people to be nice. to be happy.
Finally. He's imprisoned.
hooray!
Yes, as soon as I got the news, evidently he was already out. Sad.
And...there we are! I'm certain Chittr will run much smoother now. Many thanks to the industrious team. (Or well, one particularly determined individual heading the project.)
Well, I think that's quite enough Chittr for the day. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a32f04375883.png
have you seen something you shouldn't have ... </3
youre tellin me. i tried to give dating advice to cronus.
...I worry a8out that girl. #Dashwatching
Me to+o+. I'm no+t sure if we're talking abo+ut the same o+ne, but even if no+t, I think it's fair to+ wo+rry abo+ut mo+st o+f them.
y34h s4m3 grl...
I don't fault her Again presuming we're all thinking of the same woman or women
Ugh. UGH!!!!!!!! #Thatsthepost
what i do this time gill
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Sometimes I worry that I am not trying hard enough to 8e helpful and patient, and that to everyone else I must seem rather condescending. Chittr never fails to give me the ego 8oost I need to say, "All things considered, I'm hardly even that 8ad." Thank you, Chittr.
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compared to all da sickos and creeps round id say we glubbin saints
Trying at all puts you very far ahead, and does not go unnoticed.
Oh, I know. This one particular post was in fact condescending very intentionally. A "8ackhanded compliment" as it were.
I can assure you my dear, were you omniscient I would consider you worthy of the title of excellent host.
I assure you it was solely a compliment. Certainly, if it had been the path of things you would have made an excellent protege, far superior to and more pleasant than either your post-Scratch variant or her descendant.
You are the *last* individual I need to inform me of my superiority. In fact, I take it as a grave insult. I am not omniscient, 8ut I am highly *o8servant* from my lofty position in the afterlife, and I promise you that I would have kicked and screamed against your influence the whole time, just as they did. That is a point in my 8loodline I am sincerely proud of. I *know* I am 8etter, and in that reality I know that I would've done everything in my power to destroy everything you had worked for.
Such a shame. It is a waste of sincere brilliance to be so hostile to one who could teach you so much. Still, everything continues to move forwards as it should, and will continue to do so indefinitely.
Many happy returns on this special occasion! I don't feel the need to elucidate on that, if you know you simply know. #413
Oh! Well, "glu8" I suppose. Is that alright? #Glu8posting #Glu8
ill let it slide this time
Glub!
He! Is so! Frustr8ting!! #Vague #8ARELY!!!!!!!!
we talkin boat the same guy from fore aint we
this i gotta hear
Disclaimer: I do not reclaim the title of Marquise Spinneret Mindfang. I am not accepting inquiries at this time a8out it.
Yes yes, very good, you'll all 8e there and the Rankmaid has had a pusherfelt journey a8out the support of her peers, now we can resume regular posting.
jealousy is not vvery flatterin on you mindfang
Cease calling her that.
why not, darling? i actUally think it’s qUite a nice title for her! yoU can always be someone else. ~_u
Die, Cali8orn. #suicidebaiting
you could alwways duke it out for the rights to the famed moniker but ill be brutally honest here i think evveryone knowws she is your superior in nearly all wways
♏ Slit your throat. ♏ #suicidebaiting #mindcontrol
fuck oh god my throat (bleedin evverywwhere) #humansarcasm
I suppose I could share a *few* tid8its a8out my own ancestor, although I try not to really...8ring her up too often. It's a 8it difficult to discuss in depth your sign's legacy when it isn't exactly the most....revered troll of historical interest. Healinghives on 8eforus were the foundation of their communities, as they were em8lematic of Her Imperilous Consternation's ethos of "saving lives at all costs." Mediculling was a respected profession that was dominated 8y the cerulean caste due to their natural empathetic a8ilities ena8ling them in finding out the root causes of pain in their patients as well as their command over sleeping and wakefulness to assist in surgical procedures. Lampladies were the gander8ul8s and hearing ducts of the facility, taking on the ever8usy nightshift in which the most trolls were in need of assistance. They would carry their lamps within the darkest corners of the healinghive and were expected to fulfill almost any task, from diagnoses to amputations. ...My ancestor...Lamplady Swansong...definitely...did her own contri8utions to medical science! It was thanks to her that many medical advancements were made! ...Due to other medicullers learning from her many, many cadavers on how to prevent easily avoida8le deaths.
could i get a tl;dr
i dont think i wwill thanks anywways
A disclaimer: it is not and never will 8e and never was a "sex position" 8ooth!!!!!!!! EXPOSITION. #nsfw
:33< this is furked up and evil :((
literally i think shes kinda problematic for this i didnt ewven say itd be the letter s
i thought you thought im just an idiot or wvhatevwer though ;)
You're not an idiot, that's exactly your issue. You're not stupid, you're *willfully dense.*
avwvw thanks svweetheart, means a lot to hear from someone smart as you
You're not even listening to me a8out that last part, are you? That last part was the most important part. That's the one you should care a8out. I am trying to warn you. That wasn't a compliment that was a dire omen!!
im also really good at selectiwve hearing if you could beliewve it ;)