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@gardenGnostic

☆  /ᐠ - -マ doggirl-coded || she/all • panromantic || <3 music & gardening !

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waiting for something to happen ? . . . <3 !

!! reminder to reflect on something positive that happened today <3

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Total: 30
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@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

:33 < uh.. i woke up

ameowzing!

pets you as you scroll by! #drivebypetting

Kult: +67
Kull: +35
Total: 102
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Sorrow.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
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Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
@therapistofThedeep[TT]

OW UH- MY EYE! /jk

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Chronic Catturbater
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You know, like, Nya?
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Hallowhiskers
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Chittrclan
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@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

:33 < owo

Kult: +5
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oh no i'm sorry!!!!!

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mArk of the beAst
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@neonAllnight[NA]

:3

Kult: +15
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go my davelings.
@techhDogg[TD]

tail wags. cool.

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@isolatedWreckage[IW]

<<"hehe, yaaay!">>

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@arcadianCatnip[AC]

:33 *purrs*

Kult: +5
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"mlem" monday :p

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@grimbarkGuardian[GG]

its wednesday but i love you!!

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oh shoot... i mustve lost track of time :(

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@grimbarkGuardian[GG]

it happens... i honestly never remember what day it is unless i check! i just happened to remember yesterday was titty tuesday hehehe

Kult: +5
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sometimes i wish i was a boy, but i really like my long hair and skirts :(

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@bummelBoogie[BB]

7ou (ould be a bo7 that wears skirts and has long hair

Kult: +5
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Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

these arent mutually exclusive!!

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
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Bad Squishy!
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@sardonicDaydreams[SD]

၄⋆၃ hello my dearest friend let me tell you something really xool gender does not dixtate what you xan and xannot do i mean on alternia (at least in my universe) gender is barely a xonxept and is mostly about what you feel rather than what you look like or have

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Hallowhiskers
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@tipsyGlamour[TG]

u can still b a boy n wear skirts i mean look at me :)

Kult: +5
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@golgothasTerror[GT]

You can still like long hair and skirts boy or no! It certainly hasnt stopped me and it shouldnt stop you too.

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@grimbarkGuardian[GG]

i know some boys like that!!!!!! heck there are even some jades like that already :) jade you should know that you can be anyone you want to be ok?? you are the bestest human ever no matter what

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ohh thank youu!!

i love love love playing my guitar! i wanna learn something new!

Kult: +10
Total: 10

sometimes people say im funny when i dont think ive told a joke!! how do i fix this bug?

Kult: +15
Total: 15

phew... i'm a bit tired...

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Kull: +10
Total: 42
Ratio: 3.20
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@gardenGamma[GG]

noooo jade you were just asleep!

Kult: +5
Total: 5
@gardenGamma[GG]

it's okay i'll set an alarm !!

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Total: 5

is it ok to eat ice cream for breakfast if you also have something else with it? c:

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Kull: +75
Total: 165
Ratio: 1.20

noooooo!!!!!

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@canineRebel[CR]

uh. i still have no clue. sorry. my jade never fed me anything else rather than dog food.

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Believer of Whimsy
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@lunarLupine[LL]

Yeah. Who's gonna stop you?

@canineRebel[CR]

dog food?! oh... i used to let bec have a little treat now and then. i couldnt say no! (bec was my dog! he ate a lot of dog food... i think? :p)

@lunarLupine[LL]

apparently the ice cream police :(

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@canineRebel[CR]

oh. treat. uh. what that can be grouped as.

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@lunarLupine[LL]

Girrl I don't think those arre rreal.

@canineRebel[CR]

uuuuuu... fffffood?

@lunarLupine[LL]

i'm sure in some timeline!!

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FOR THE SAKE OF IT
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@determinedSubversion[DS]

Why not? Who decides what's "okay" anyways?

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phew! that was a long nap! hi guys!

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Kull: +60
Total: 135
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Mg. Slobberpet
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@gallowsCatharsis[GC]

4ND NOT GR33N >:?

i love green!

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@unusedUnused[UU]

Holy sh1t the last t1me I saw you was befo2e I had a phys1cal body???? Welcome back????

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@grimbarkGuardian[GG]

hi jade i love you!!!

Kult: +5
Total: 5

hey!! sorry, i was asleep! what happened to you?:(

oh hello new friend i love you!!!

Kult: +5
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@gardenGamma[GG]

we look like a million bucks in it after all!

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@unusedUnused[UU]

That's a really 5ood quest1on, my memo2y 1s total ass desp1te the fact that I l1te2ally used to be a construct made ent12ely of memo21es. Whateve2 happened, 1t was s15n1f1cantly befo2e I jo1ned the s1te. Anyway I h1jacked someone else's spa2e body so now I'm a fusch1a.

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@unusedUnused[UU]

No, I wasn't o2151nally a troll. Yes, th1s body 1s fully funct1onal. (The lake nea2 my place has awful wate2 qual1ty but 1t 1s techn1cally breathable.)

i see!! sounds eventful!

oh man i'm starting to feel sleepy again... anyone want anything while im out!!

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Total: 27
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@complacentDisciple[CD]

☤———Stew.———⛎︎

not th∆t i c∆n think of hope you sleep well though!

i miss my dog. it gets so lonely without him. come back to me soon bec :c

Kult: +7
Total: 7

the only fmk game variant i'm playing is kiss (on the cheek), marry, bite... take it or leave it... #sfwmaxxing

Kult: +25
Kull: +10
Total: 35
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

you've *almost* reinvented snog-marry-avoid. funny how the universe does that!

hehe!! the universe is so expanse. many ideas in this day and age are already ' been there done that '... for you my friend i'll kiss ! (on the cheek)

Kult: +5
Total: 5

why do chocolates taste so good but make you feel so sick!! :(

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Total: 72
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@gardenGnotic[GG]

jade! we can't eat chocolate!!!

Kult: +5
Total: 5

sommetimmes onne mmust suffer for their passionns

Kult: +5
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but it tastes so good!!!!

this is true... whats that thing they say? suffering makes you happier? ...wait .. i dont think that was it..

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@gardenGnotic[GG]

it will kill you yo death!!!!

Kult: +7
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@gardenGnotic[GG]

to* >:(

awww :( just a tummy ache..

Kult: +2
Total: 2

boys... and girls... and anyone who wants to hold my hand, honestly... /ᐠﹷ ⸝⸝ ﹷ ᐟ\ /)

Kult: +25
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Total: 35
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@gardenGnotic[GG]

hmmmmmmmmm......... yeah sure!!!!

Kult: +5
Total: 5

hooray!! i'm happy!

i think it would be nice to sleep in a big soft pile with all my friends... does anyone... hear this .... /ᐠ. .ᐟ\ /)

Kult: +5
Total: 5

my chittr feed gets highly sensual after dark...

Kult: +10
Total: 10

plays with your hair

Kult: +22
Kull: +15
Total: 37
Ratio: 1.47

Do not touch me without permission. ♆

Kult: +2
Total: 2

aw!! i'm sorry!! :(

Kult: +5
Total: 5

For your first offense, your apology is in consideration. ♆

Kult: +5
Total: 5

sorry it's late :( i kept falling asleep ...

Kult: +10
Total: 10

feeling sick :( i already had breakfast and water though ... any tips that dont include ginger? i hate ginger.

Kult: +27
Kull: +25
Total: 52
Ratio: 1.08
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N'Zot Like Other Girls
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Bad Squishy!
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@therapistofThedeep[TT]

What kind of sick?

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@complacentDisciple[CD]

☤———There’s a spell for that.———⛎︎

nausea :(

really!!!

mmm... i dont have any :(

i was going to go out for my friend's birthday, but it seems my dog doesnt want me to go ... what gives!

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00