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@gardenGnostic

☆  /ᐠ - -マ doggirl-coded ... || she/all • asexual panromantic <3 || friend-loving • music & gardening !

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waiting for something to happen ? . . . <3 !

oh man i'm starting to feel sleepy again... anyone want anything while im out!!

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☤———Stew.———⛎︎

not th∆t i c∆n think of hope you sleep well though!

i miss my dog. it gets so lonely without him. come back to me soon bec :c

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the only fmk game variant i'm playing is kiss (on the cheek), marry, bite... take it or leave it... #sfwmaxxing

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you've *almost* reinvented snog-marry-avoid. funny how the universe does that!

hehe!! the universe is so expanse. many ideas in this day and age are already ' been there done that '... for you my friend i'll kiss ! (on the cheek)

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why do chocolates taste so good but make you feel so sick!! :(

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jade! we can't eat chocolate!!!

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sommetimmes onne mmust suffer for their passionns

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but it tastes so good!!!!

this is true... whats that thing they say? suffering makes you happier? ...wait .. i dont think that was it..

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it will kill you yo death!!!!

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to* >:(

awww :( just a tummy ache..

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boys... and girls... and anyone who wants to hold my hand, honestly... /ᐠﹷ ⸝⸝ ﹷ ᐟ\ /)

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hmmmmmmmmm......... yeah sure!!!!

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hooray!! i'm happy!

i think it would be nice to sleep in a big soft pile with all my friends... does anyone... hear this .... /ᐠ. .ᐟ\ /)

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my chittr feed gets highly sensual after dark...

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plays with your hair

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Do not touch me without permission. ♆

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aw!! i'm sorry!! :(

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For your first offense, your apology is in consideration. ♆

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sorry it's late :( i kept falling asleep ... https://i.imgur.com/gfeacij.png

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feeling sick :( i already had breakfast and water though ... any tips that dont include ginger? i hate ginger.

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What kind of sick?

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nausea :(

really!!!

mmm... i dont have any :(

i was going to go out for my friend's birthday, but it seems my dog doesnt want me to go ... what gives!

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some people need to be kept on a tighter leash ... you know who you are... hehe #vagueposting ! i can do it too!

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i fell asleep with the window open and my dog is on my blanket!!! help i'm so cold!!!!

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Assert dominance. Use the dog as a blanket.

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she's too heavy!! :c i'll have to think of something else...

she is awake... she's doing it on purpose i think .....

aghh!! i'm not doing that dave:( even if i tried i'd lose!!

nooo!!! shakes you!!! be nice!!

lays down. stands up. walks in a circle. lays down again. huff.

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that's a lot of work!! you should take a nap or something after that D:

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iS THE CIRCLING, wORKING STILL?

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that's the idea!!! i want the nap but the nap doesnt want me!!:c

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this is terrible news!!!!

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i think so! thank you! tavros! at!

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i'M GLAD, tO HEAR THIS,

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if i'm in my body and you're in yours with no way to swap, how can we ever truly be together? no matter how hard i press my face into yours, a space remains . so am i alone ?

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hehe! tg! it's a quote! so rude!

Yep. . Nope. God no.. (The Quote aside. I've kind of always disliked this way of thinking. On a molecular level we may be distanced. But I can still feel the heat of another's flesh on my own. The sensation of contact.)

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it's not enough to just feel their heat on my skin! i want to be one !! merged together on a level so deep maybe we're not even two different people... or something...

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Beautiful. Poetic. A tad obsessive. I can't see myself relating. Sharing a combined "self" with me is a curse. One I wouldn't wish upon my greatest enemy. I wish you luck in sorting out these feelings.

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everywhere i go i see people ... h*lding h*nds.... inappropriate! #nsfw

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Oh yeah... 😳

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jade wtf

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i'm sorry i shouldnt have even written this chitt!! too much!!!

does anyone play instruments here ?! i play guitar and piano. who wants to form a band or like ... be my friend maybe ... /ᐠ.៸៸៸.ᐟ\ /)

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i would love to hear it if you happen to record anything! or just to know what songs you decide to play.

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:33< i have some hand drums :33

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i will!! so cool!!

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aaa perfect! i played drums a few times but my coordination is... weak. @-@

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thanks, grá

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:33< it's hard!!! :33< but once youre in the groove youre in the groove!!!

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i've been practicing mary by alex g on my electric guitar for a while now c: if i record anything ill be sure to send it <3

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this makes it sound so fun!! c:

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function UNUSED() { unused_1 = "Back when I wasn't in non-canon jail, I played approximately every fucking instrument. The only limit was what I could physically access."; unused_2 = "When I do eventually break out of here, something I really want to try is playing on a carillon. There's a few 50-bell towers near Boston, it seems cool conceptually and I just know it'd feel really fucking satisfying."; }

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that sounds really cool!! i hope you can – well, get out, but i'm concerned that if i say this it might make me an accomplice.... so i'll just say ' i hope !'

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i just woke up but it seems my entire chittr feed is very ...vocal.. about their carnal desires tonight /ᐠ. .ᐟ\

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for what it's worth, that is most nights on chittr. and days.

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so, constantly!! ...yeah, makes sense ...

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there are several bees ...

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... it's so hard having unrequited feelings for someone ]: https://i.imgur.com/tfn0w2r.gif

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A terrible consequence of the human condition, I'm afraid! Worry not! You will find one who can match your monsters! Take what you love and seek for it in one that finds what they like within you!

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If ever occasion arises that you should want to talk about it, I will not hesitate to lend a sympathetic ear, likely two. Serial yearner myself, I am far from unfamiliar with the struggle inherent.

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i don't believe there's anyone who is able to feel what i am able. but thats okay, because life loves to prove all of us wrong. we will find what we look for, or have our doubts be proven wrong. it is beautiful, and you will thrive.

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