T3R3Z1SPR1T3
@gallowsCatharsis
1M RED, 4 DR4GON, 4ND 4 SPR1T3, WH4T MOR3 COULD YOU W4NT >:?
((This is a Terezisprite Chittr ig, she's prototyped into Dirk's sprite with a dragon plushie. T3R3Z1SPR1T3 goes T3R3Z1SPR1T3 (not Terezisprite), T3R3Z1 (not Terezi), or TZ. She likes to horde shit (shiny or red stuff) and do other dragon stuff and R4WRs))
((Never forget in some other fucked up universe I decided to make Terezisprite blue (Jane's sprite) instead of red (Dirk's sprite)
TH1S B1TCH W4NTS MY 4SS SO B4D 100%
M3 WH3N 1 L13:
1TS NOT 4 B3L13F 1TS 4 F4CT
TH3 O1LS
TH3 O1LS!!! 1TS L1K3 4 W31RD 1NS1D3 JOK3 NGL 1 FORG3T 1F K4R W4S TH3R3 FOR TH4T 1 TH1NK H3 W4S THOUGH
what kinda oils are we speaking of here... edible oils perhaps?
PO1SON 1VY O1LS
1 L1CK3D TH3M 4NYW4YS
TH3Y'R3 UHM SOM3TH1NG SH1T GOT M3 FUCK3D UP NGL
oohh 👀 that sounds fun actually #oilhours :3 tell me if #theoils start getting tasty though... keeping an eye out mwehehe
I REMEMBER THE OILS!
TH3 O1LS
THE OILS
4MOGUS NUHBRG
1 ST1LL H4V3 TH4T OR4L F1X4T1ON M34NWH1L3 TH3S3 P3T4S W4NT1NG TO SUCK *MY* BULG3 SH1TS NOT F41R M4N >:/ #NSFW #OR4LF1X4T1ON #G1RLBULG3
you know i'm always open to helping out right? :B
1 N33D TH4T TH1NG SHOV3D DOWN MY THRO4T PL34S3
hmmmmm if you're gonna beg then i gotta hear a lil more than that, terezi~
UGH F1RST YOU OFF3R TO H3LP NOW YOU W4NT M3 TO B3G HOW C4N 1 3V3N B3G MOR3 TH4N TH4T! PL34S3!
hehehehe just wanted to see how desperate you were~ alright come over now!
Y34H Y34H 4LR34DY ON MY W4Y!
CRONUS R34L QU1T3 4FT3R WH4T 1 S41D HMMM
4H SH1T D1DNT 3V3N NOT1C3 TH4T FUCK
1 D1DNT M34N YOU YOU W31RD H4LF CRONUS TH1NG
TWO P3OPL3 W1TH "P3T4" 1N TH31R N4M3 H4V1NG S1M1L4R THOUGHTS WHO COULDV3 GU3SS3D
i thout u meant the animal thing 😭
:33< its nearly like were the same purrson or purrt of the same purrson purrezispurrite :33< help us out!
1 ONLY H4V3 SO MUCH #G1RLBULG3 TO GO 4ROUND SH1TP3T4 Y4LL 4R3 GONN4 SUCK M3 DRY!
:33< crying :((
H3Y 1F YOUR3 4 M4N (3SP3C14LLY STR41GHT TOO) DONT JUST B3 C4LL1NG P3OPL3 BY P3T N4M3S L1K3 "DOLL" 4ND SH1T 1TS W31RD 4ND CR33PY NGL
:33< what if i like being called pet names?
SH1TP3T4 YOU 4R3 L1T3R4LLY TH3 3XC3PT1ON TO 3V3RYTH1NG TH4T H4S TO DO W1TH B31NG D3C3NT 1N PUBL1C
:33< thank mew :33< i would nefur want to be... EW :33< DECENT in pawblic! :33< can mew imeowgine? :33< id cry!!!
MHMM
:33< it would be furked up and scary if i was purrezispurrite!
got it doll, thanks for the hot tip
SHUT UP ██████
M4N NGL K1ND4 H4V3 4N OR4L F1X4T1ON RN L1K3 TH3R3S 4N 1TCH 1N MY THRO4T TH4T N33DS TO B3 SCR4TCH3D #NSFW
UHM 4CTU4LLY HOW 4M 1 GO1NG TO G3T TO H3R PL4C3/T1M3L1N3 OR WH4T3V3R >:?
did someone say transportation
NOT QU1T3 BUT PR3TTY MUCH?
where to coordinates for both of yinz
1M NOT SUR3 1D H4V3 TO 4SK H3R 4LSO HOW W1LL YOU B3 4BL3 TO H3LP 1F 1 M4Y 4SK >:?
oh yknow i only deal in time and timelines are time
Y34H 1TS TOT4LLY 4 D4T3 >:] #J4D3H4RL3Y #SH3SCUT3 #TH3DR4GONH4SG4M3 #4LSO1C4NF1NDOUT1FTH3YR34CTU4LLYPUPP3TSNOWV14TH3PR3V1OUSLYM3NT1ON3DM3THOD
NGL 1 K1ND4 W4NT TH4T J4D3 B4D #SUGG3ST1V3
H3H3H3 >;]
S4Y TH3R3 4NY GOOD PL4C3S TO 34T N34RBY WH3R3 Y4LL 4R3 >:]
1D LOV3 TO 34T OUT W1TH YOU >;]
JOHN SH3S BUSY H4V1NG MOR3 G4M3 TH4N YOU >:]
NO WOND3R H3 N33D3D 4 W1NG(WO)M4N
HOW DO3S ON3 CHOOS3 B3TW33N 4N 3GB3RT 4ND 4 H4RL3Y HMMM >:?
by making a smart decision
4H BUT YOU S33 TH3 H4RL3Y 1S 4LSO Y3LL1NG 4T TH3 3GB3RT TO T4K3 TH31R SHOT
Depends which one you are more attracted to and how many interactions you've had. Truly only you can decide the proper thing to do despite everything even if the decision is hard. I'm more partial to a Harley for a number of reasons however make your choice on your own experiences.
damn didn't consider this possibility. guess you should let the egbert have a chance then :P
BUT TH3 3GB3RT 1S 4LSO T3LL1NG TH3 H4RL3Y TH3Y SHOULD H4V3 M3 1NST34D TH3YR3 BOTH R34LLY COMPL1C4T1NG TH1S >:/
wh7 not both?
W31RD 3CTOB1OLOGY HUM4N F4M1LY SH1T
oh right the human in(est thing. 7ou don’t have to go out with them at the same time?
TH3Y KNOW 1 C4N S33 4LL OF TH31R R3PL13S R1GHT >:? #V4GU3
1 TH1NK 3V3RYON3 1S M1SS1NG TH3 R34L W4Y TO T3ST 1F TH3YR3 R34LLY PUPP3TS: B1T3 TH3M 4ND SH4K3 TH3M 4ROUND 4GGR3SS1V3LY L1K3 4 B4RKB34ST W1TH STUFF3D LUSUS
YOU KNOW 1M W1LL1NG TO W41T UNT1L TH1S 4RGUM3NT 1S OV3R >;]
P3RH4PS WHO3V3R W1NS TH3 STUBBORN OFF HMM
1DK YOU S33M B3 B31NG MOR3 STUBBORN TH4N 3GB3RT OV3R TH3R3 >;]
well, haha, maybe i am more stubborn- ABOUT HIM GETTING A DATE FOR ONCE JOHN DATE THE HOT ALIEN ALREADY
STUBBORNN3SS 1S STUBBORNN3SS 4ND 4LSO OH MY C4LL1NG M3 HOT >;]
URGH SH3 DO3S LOOK R34LLY CUT3 SUCK1NG MY BULG3 NGL #NSFW #V4GU3
:33< meow next!!!
SUR3 1F TH1S ON3 3V3R D3C1D3S TO G3T OF MY BULG3 BUT SH3 DO3S S33M SO FOCUS3D 4ND H4RD 4T WORK RN
:33< whos this one in this scenario btw? :33< ive got a shipping wall to meowntain
J4SPROS3 B3TT3R TH4N TH3 OG B3L13V3 1T OR NOT TH4T W31RD TONGU3 SH3S GOT C4N PR3FORM GODD4MN M1R4CL3S ON YOUR BULG3
:33< damn!
D4MN NOW 1V3 GOT MYS3LF TH1NK1NG OF H4V1NG BOTH ROS3 4ND J4SPROS3 4T TH3 S4M3 T1M3 DOUBL3 ROS3 TROUBL3 H3H3
1 M34N 1 OUGHT4 R3P4Y H3R SOM3HOW FOR PROTOTYP1NG M3 4ND BR1NG1NG M3 B4CK TO L1F3 4S 4 S1CK 4S H3LL DR4GON NO L3SS >;]
:33< true! :33< well if mew efur want clawmpawny let meow know ;33c
;3
M4N WHO C4R3S 4BOUT TW1NKS 1M 4LL 4BOUT F4T WOM3N >;] #SUGG3ST1V3?
HELL YEAH
TH3 DR4GONS 4SS 1S F4T >;] #NSFW
TH3 DR4GON 1S BOR3D NGL >:/
LOOK 4T MY F4C3 B1TCH3S >:] Y34H 1M B34UT1FUL HOT 4ND S3XY 1 KNOW #SUGG3ST1V3 (1 GU3SS?)
HELL YES TZ. "SLAY", AS THE KIDS SAY.
1 H34RD YOUR3 SUPPOS3D TO L4Y DR4GONS NOT SL4Y TH3M
IF YOURE OFFERING. #SUGGESTIVE
H3H3H3H3 W4SNT 3XP3CT1NG TH1S FROM YOU OF 4LL P3OPL3
WHAT CAN I SAY? I'M A MYSTERIOUS GUY. (:B
1 WOND3R WH4T MYST3R1OUS TH1NGS YOU G3T UP TO L1K3 P3RH4PS M4YB3 1DK K1SS1NG YOURS3LF >:]
PERHAPS...PERHAPS I DO. (:B
1 KNOW WH4T YOU 4R3 #TOT4LLYNOT #J34LOUS
HEHE. >:3
Wow! #badgeguy #juniorbadgedyou #mgslobberpet