♦ pitied by @gallowsCatharsis
...im cravwing a hotted dog nowv
missing my girlfriend.
Not saying it is, just saying that intentionally blinding my other eye would be stupid.
Could always try using my aspect again I suppose, though id rather not be fully blind if I mess things up.
According To Statistics There Is A Roughly Shockingly High Chance You Will Die Dating Me Given I Think That's False But The Stats Do Speak For Themselves
BEING BOTTOM LEANING HAS JACK SHIT TO DO WITH MY ABILITY TO LIFT HEAVY. #FORKLIFTCERTIFIED
B33N 4 WH1L3 S1NC3 1'V3 POST3D MY MUG.
(=Ф^Ф=)YФU KNФW THAT IS NФT WHAT I MEANT!!!!(=ФⰙФ=)rawr!
why w4s th4t 4 p1t14bl3 ch1tt
sometimes the nepetas scare me.
꒰ঌ THEM HORNY ASS CATS I SWEAR TO GOD ໒꒱
look, you probably give fun bites, but ill have to pass on the offer. jade?
(i dont like being bitten! besides, arent you into the rougher stuff? you first!)
TH3 SO C4LL3D B4RKB34STC4TCH3R H4S S33M3D TO H4V3 M1ST4K3NLY THROWN M3 1N TH3 B4CK OF H1S V4N 4LONG W1TH TH3S3 MUTTS GOODBY3
If any d0g girls hump my leg im neutering y0u #nsfw #nsfwe
(◕ ᴥ ◕) ueh…? seadweller hate? (Ó ᴥ Ò) do gyuu hate fraimi?
❀࿐ evven in death, i am not immune to stubbing my toe on furniture.
A shame. I was hoping to spend this Mother's Day with my beautiful wife, who acts as a mother to the newest members of the troll species.
I am afraid I have not been on "Chittr" very long, and am not quite certain which of the Many Various Kanayas running around happens to be the one which I married.
Good afternoon. Today has been rather quiet. Has anyone seen Kanaya?
I Do Not Want To Hurt His Feelings Because Then His Face Gets All Weird And Scrunched
B33 < *tc purrowls around the chittr wilderness looking for new posts to prey on!* B33 < only to s33 some fureaking bullshit B33 < it was a BAD day to get on chittr who gave the puppet opposable thumbs >B(( < youve doomed us all
MY SC4L3S 4R3 SH3DD1NG, UGGGGGH!
Siiiiiiiigh.
1’LL B3 CUTT1NG TH1S V4C4T1ON SHORT. TH3 SUN 4PP34RS TO B3 FUCK1NG W1TH MY TH1NKP4N!!
NNOOOOO.
UGH! MEAN TO ME.
IT IS PERFECTLY AVERAGE!!!
BULGE SIZES HUH? 5 INCHES LAST I CHECKED. #NSFW
GOD 1'M T1R3D
SH3'S BOTH. 1T'S 4DM1R4BL3 BUT 4LSO OBNOX1OUS. >:/
ST4Y1NG W1TH SOM3 L4DY 4ND SH3'S M4K1NG M3 DO CHOR3S. BL4H, GU3SS TH1S 1S MY L1F3 NOW TH4T 1'M ROOM1NG W1TH SOM3 STR4NG3R.
Something Happened To My Icon
I NEED AN ADULT.
DID. DID HATEBOT JUST *PITY* SOMETHING OF MINE. WHAT THE FUCK. THAT AIN'T RIGHT.
my pussy itches #nsfw
H4L K1CK3D M3 OUT TH3 K1TCH3N. M4TT3R OF F4CT, H3'S CH41N3D TH3 C4B1N3TS SHUT. 1 C4N NO LONG3R SN4CK ON TH3 JOB. #M41DPOST1NG
phew… long day but its finally over so yay
GN4W1NG ON TH3 B4RS OF MY 3NCLOSUR3 B3C4US3 1 4M NOT 1N 4N 3NV1RONM3NT TH4T 4LLOWS M3 TO 1NFODUMP 4BOUT L1Z4RDS
NOT 3NJOY1NG TH3 CR4MPS FUCK TH1S.
C4N'T SL33P SO 1'V3 R3ORG4N1S3D MY 3NT1R3 H1V3.
[VideogameSkeletonFallingApart.mp3] Too tired to even #hornypost. I'll take care of all that tomorrow.
I am exhausted to+night. Perhaps I need mo+re ho+bbies, o+nes that wo+n't tempt me to+ stay up thro+ugh the day wo+rking o+n them.
Karkat Keeps Getting Mad At Me For Not Following Him Back How Do I Politely Tell Him I Do Not Want To Be Spammed With His Multiple Reply Long Movie Reviews
"KAR YOU SHOULD CLOSE YOUR TABS" NO! THEY'RE IMPORTANT TO ME!!
I. I DEADASS NEED A KISMESIS HOLY SHIT.
c< iNcredibly teMptiNg, HOwever, wOrKiNg >c