Dave Strider
@blatantGodhead
she/he/they big yaoi took my rights //pfp made by @ro3dkill on tumblr ooc account: @jDooc
mommy fucked up and made butter
i cant make a fucking smoothie cause the blenders gone so mommy is making whipped cream and shes gonna watch porn while eating it #nsfw
bitches hate to see a woman with erectile dysfunction #nsfw
like yall aint ever had erectile dysfunction #nsfw
now my dick is pissing me off why am i sitting here jerking off and nothing is happening maybe my problem is i need to stop watching parodies of actual porn #nsfw pair of deez titties lol
ill never make the big leagues with these reflexes
fortnite miku skin
fart gun vape #substance
pussy #nsfw
now im gonna chit every time i want something and its gonna be random and you arent gonna know why im doing it unless you remember this
ill be the first to say it i dont think trollbama could solo sukuna
I am not sure who this individual is, but likely not.
yeah youre cooked... well lemme think
girl are your shoulders nonexistent how are you crawling through a laundry chute
exactly
hes obviously an octopus cause he can fit into small spaces like her heart <333 sorry my bf is making me watch stupid anime shit with him over discord
the horse has been beaten revived beaten again thrown in the river and broken in half like a glowstick but i think i can still revive it for one last meeting with the homies #violence
dirk got me onto using 😂 ironically its so fucking funny actually
are we crying or creaming cause im just fucking lost #nsfw #readinyaoi
both? both 🤔
son 😂😂😂😂😂
fuck i made junior homophobic
junior no no no its not okay to be antiqueer
idk how i was just saying shit
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X See that’s like the #1 thing to not do to a machine that evolves its view based on perceived information. x
listen queerslop isnt good but queer people are so you cant be antiqueer
maybe i shouldnt speak ever again
X Just speak mindfully x
Yes!
Yes!
well im not fiddling with this anymore queerneutral is good enough
john used to text me "heres your queerslop for the day" and send me really bad porn he drew of tf2 characters #nsfw
oh shittttt junior no no no you dont need to know what queer slop is
Hmm.
NO NO NO NO
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fym you dont like youre welcome from heathers fym you like blue better FYM
dave im gonna be so fr with you cause youre me and i value myself i like both of the songs i just like youre welcome more cause it fits way better with the musical
thats understandable and also respectable i think im probably blinded by nostalgia but also blue bangs so fucking hard that i cant possibly live in a world without it
understandable understandable
scared what did those three posts mean
every day i get more worried about my safety