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X You’re welcome o’ humble smoker of the plant, I shall blesseth thee with a 3.5 AAAA+ #substance x
out of radaway everything hurts if anyone from 81 sees this im sorry i keep blowing shit up in my room while i work. i dont mean to
hey so uh. there was a deathclaw in the unfinished part of the vault i managed to barricade myself off from it but the area im in is hella radioactive and im almost out of radaway zero left because one of their bullshit settlements is getting raided this might be it
god im really fucking with this apple right now this shit is so crunchy and juicy with a perfect blend of tartness and sweetness. shit is so cash. #breakfast #fruitposting
Banana nut muffin.
ooc // i think its important to mention that adiska doesnt hate femininity because hes a hashtag sigma male, he hates it because hes a trans man but a lot of trolls dont like to accept a male fuchsia. him being trans is known by almost everyone in his universe because hes the only heir of alternia and a massive public figure
Daddy's clean reinstalling his video game.
c< Hell yeaH! >c
c< i dONt Have a Netflix, i pirate everytHiNg! < >:) MwaHaHaHaHaHaHaaaaaa >c
What the fuck is this NNew sport called cock climbiNNg #NNsfw
c< yeaH, yOure cOOl as fucK, iM NOt swiNgiN My scytHe at yOu frOM tHe sKies liKe a wyverN aNy tiMe sOON >c
I see we're #chittingthe8ed again. As the humans would say.
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DAWWGGGG!! NOTHIN' COMPARES TO THE SWEET TWANG OF A BITCH'S BANGIN' NINGYO THINGY. I WAS MAD CRASHING ON THE FUTON, STRAIGHT THRASHING BITCHES ON THE BIG TUBE WITH NO CARE FOR THOSE TONY HAWK DIGI-G'S, AND I STARTED GETTING MAD CRAVINGS! SWEET UTTERANCES ALL DROPPED IN MY LISTENIN' HOLES BY MY HOMIE'S MOUTH HINGE MECHANISM. it was crazy, usually he's on the stoic side, but word is words and you know if there ain't a game, there ain't a bro, so i got in on his ravings. KWIK-LIKE, AND IT WAS GOOOD. BUNRAKU BABES FOR DAYS OVER ON PLUSHRUMP DOT COM. GET A LOAD OF THIS, AND GET A LOADS ON THIS. #suggestive https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/24a9029862ae.jpg
BMO's gonna start now!!!!!
No more game!!
No!!
:)
BMO now has bee Cronus shitting blood!!
BMO will fix the chittr hysteria!!
The ruler of the universe (BMO) says everyone who's on here for the bit will be gone in a month tops!!!!!!
Yay!!!!!!
BMO loves you!!!!
BMO!!!
BMO helped!!!
BMO LOVES #YURIDAY!!!!!
thank you dave!!!!!
BMO loves #yuriday BMO is in a kind of lesbian relationship!!!!!!
BMO wants everyone to fucking stop
// I'm autistic but that doesn't give me an excuse to not recognize when something isn't funny I shouldn't have to post ooc as my silly joke account about this shit
// genuine question why can't you all just recognize when somethings not fucking funny? Genocide happens irl it has killed maybe some of your loved ones or your loved ones loved ones you're adults act like it.
// back to your unregular BMO posting
BMO is having so much fun with #yuriday!!! I put on a yuri movie!!
yay!! yay!!! joyous BMO!!!!!!!
c< daMN, rip My girl frfr >c
@imJunior kind soul homeboy hal junior is it alright if i get the yuri badge too
h*ll yeah bro! yur1 1s one of the core facets of the Lost Weeaboos.. rank-sama's anc1ent texts always told us to never scorn our wlw counterparts... yao1 may be based, but yur1? hot as F*CK, yo ✊🙏
I will 8e reposting my 8adge archive document, due to the link not working in comments for auto-quirk reasons. https://docs.google.com/document/d/1H6wgWZtAmnPFr8raI7lrmhLce0HZr2VAf8r-8R8L4x0/edit?usp=sharing #thesylphisIN
yo anyth1ng for my yur1 s1sters 💪
bro... get yo b1g *ss horns out the capt1on... https://cdn.1mgchest.com/f1les/348ba16a1439.jpg
# Collect my support in you.
Also, I encourage you all to take time to express gratitude towards the moderators of this site. It is difficult to communicate with the unemployed on the regular, and yet they do it with dignity and respect. Thank you, moderators of Chittr.ing. Your time is immensely appreciated!
HUGE WIN FOR #YURIDAY
wwe diid not 2leep wwell.. tryiin agaiin..
MY ENDORSEMENT OF THE #YURI AND THE #YAOI IS NOW OFFICIAL.
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OH FUCK YEAH.
Vaguepost this vaguepost that. When are you going to get some bitches on your dick, Bro? Grow up. #nsfw
(( also gang please try to keep it cool somewhat. literally the only mod online rn and its 4am and im tryin' not to pass out bc shit's hit the fan. i really should be sleeping ))
beetle win is eternal.
everybody. shut the fuck. up. and look. at this. #beetleposting #bugposting #bugs https://a-z-animals.com/media/2021/10/shutterstock_217417060-1024x535.jpg
As a vviolet I feel I must address the recent posts as of late ⚜ While I too dislike Cronus Ampora and the way the Amporas tend to hold and present themselvves, this has nothing to do with the VViolet caste ⚜ Do they get away with more of these things because of higher status, yes, I am well aware many things I havve done as well get treated much differently because of my status and caste, but by no means should an entire caste be culled for the actions of few ⚜ I would also suggest fellow trolls of my caste and others deemed 'higher' to go listen to other blooded indivviduals on this stance ⚜ I havve facial mutations beneath this mask, I am well aware of this convversation being brought up ovver and ovver again ⚜ I do not believve in any genocide, especially the ones agaisnt trolls deemed 'lower' than myself for some gog-forsaken reason, but I do agree the ⚜ ⚜ ⚜less than palettable posts from this particular vviolet are quite revvolting, though it has nothing to do with what colour his pusher pumps ⚜ We can hate on this one indivvidual alone without deciding to be racist or hemoist or anything of the sort, you are not being supportivve, you are just using this as an excuse to bring up blood colour ⚜ We can hate on him all collectivvely without wishing to genocide an entire caste ⚜ ⚜ ⚜havve we learned nothing from what happened to Limes? Shame on you all ⚜ We can teach our grubs and descendants to be so much better than this, and we ourselvves can be better too ⚜ ( #vviolence #casteissues #caste #stopgeneralizing )
#ooc #pinned Your name is DAVE STRIDER, and you are merely one of many who share your name. You reside on a version of EARTH C, somewhere out in the vast reaches of PARADOX SPACE. You and your friends won the game, and of course you did, you're the greatest to ever do it. Life is now pretty normal, or as close to normal as you can get while being a TIMELINE JUMPING GOD-KING. You prefer to take up an UNASSUMING PERSONA in your day-to-day life, though. No need to wear the fancy god tier pajamas out in public. You prefer to AVOID THE PUBLICITY where possible, an odd trait for a Dave, but you specifically have NEVER BEEN ONE FOR THE LIMELIGHT. At least, NOT IN PERSON. Online, though? You eat up ALL THE ATTENTION YOU CAN GET. Surely that means NOTHING taking into account your ROUGH CHILDHOOD filled with STRIFE and NEGLECT. You suffer from severe PTSD and have DISSOCIATIVE TENDENCIES from your ROUGH CHILDHOOD living with your BRO as well as THE GAME. No need to touch on that NOW of all times, though. That's talk for the THERAPIST'S CHAIR. You have taken up the "COPING MECHANISM" which draws from the wise words of SNOOP DOGG himself, "SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY." Better to take on the world with dulled senses and a disconnect than to have to take it all in at once. Which is totally normal, by the way. On the topic of THE GAME, you were also MAGIC GOD-TIER TRANSITIONED when you ascended, giving you the "GOD-BOD OF YOUR DREAMS." You still kept the scars, though. All of them. You've taken up the chumhandle of timeskipGuydude because you find it FUNNY, along with a way of differentiating yourself in a sea of ALTS. NOTES - This Dave is associated with my Karkat @carcinoGeneticist#1380 because I have a disease This is a hard NO INCEST ZONE. You will end up blocked, no hard feelings but it is for my comfort as a writer Dave also is not particularly interested in the concept of "self-cest" as he finds it weird Dave is generally very wary around Bros, even online. If he were to meet one in person, it would likely be a one-way ticket to dissociation town, even if they're one of the "trying to be better" Bros. PTSD moment. #substance #abuse Art Src - kuzuuzuu on tumblr https://64.media.tumblr.com/c5448e94ec7392bade9fd40dc678f7cd/9cfaaabdc6d22207-a2/s1280x1920/93ffe9e1054e06dfa87e208ba8d746395e43f713.jpg
No, I do not advocate fur killing all seadwellers...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Any furm of extinction is wrong...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Pawhaps as a collective we notice that MANY of the "higher castes" are consistently calling fur the deaths of all "lower enders" through layers of censorship...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Don't let me shock jock you into caring about something...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
I do thingk ive gotten more from touching myself than any sex ive had, . #nsfw #substance
sorry I was getting actual 8itches, something that man will never get, what did I miss any updates
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I do hope I don't end up known only for these silly sketches. Being a one-trick pony is good until the pony gets too tired to do its trick.
#VAGUEPOSTING https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ElEkz9qUYAARdhF.jpg
they hate to see a woman succeed in kissing another woman
(ooc: upon finishing the doodle for red hair dye loxias. i dont think im ready for this. this is too much loxias in one loxias)
'bad decisions' and 'good decisions' are both foolish. I just make choices.
Taking another turbo hit for moral support.
think i'll lose my mind in hysteria
🜏 u wɛrrɛ prrɛ♱♱y bɛforrɛ bu♱ liips♱iixk iis s♱iill swag ♅
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🜏 o damn urr diirrk iis a lo♱ bɛ♱♱ɛrr ♱han miinɛ, ♱ha♱ guy iis fawkiing diirr♱y ii am nɛvɛrr lɛ♱♱iin hiim iinvii♱ɛ mɛ baxk 2 hiis hiivɛ ♅
Stop_using_the_actions_of_one_person_to_blame_an_entire_caste. It_is_completely_and_entirely_reductive_of_actual_progress._Also_it's_insanely_hemoist. "But_one_guy_did_this."_You_would_not_like_it_if_a_seadweller_said:_"kill_all_bronzebloods_because_this_one_guy_said_some_awful_stuff." Some_of_you_completely_lack_common_sense_and_nuance_and_it_shows._I_don't_want_to_hear_any_of_that_"Well_reverse_hemoism_doesn't_exist."_IT_DOESN'T_BECAUSE_if_you_discriminate_against_ANYONE_for_something_that_they_cannot_change_it_is_hemoism;_it_doesn't_matter_who's_in_power_it's_hemoism. The_tables_do_not_need_to_be_turned;_we_don't_need_to_start_a_witch_hunt_because_of_one_bad_apple._That_solves_nothing. EQUALITY_MEANS_EVERYONE_IS_EQUAL._ #hemoism
dont let a dum6 man deter you.
c< it sHOuld be! >c
It’s always yuri day if you try hard enough. I think the lesbians are planning on an uprising against misogyny at the moment.
c< ON #yuriday, gladly! >c
c< iM gONNa taKe a lONg Hit Of My bONg, aNd tHeN Kiss a wOMaN, sO sHe alsO gets HigH >c
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ok im gonna go sleepy sleep now :3 see you tomorrow girls
Yes, this is great
c< Hell tHe fucK yes >c
told janey todays #yuriday and she didnt reply w asking 2 kiss about it ;(
need someone to crush my girlcock on this #yuriday #nsfw
[[Tandakatan !]] Happy yuri day all I would like to say I love my good friend and fellow student Troll Mai who is a lesbian on this beautiful day ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡
#yuriday pyjama party?
find my yuriful pages #yuriday
lollll cant believe i joined on #yuriday this is rly great for me
#yuriday girls wearing floaties (that's me)
celebrating #yuriday by eating honey nut cheerios from someones human memory
c< its yuriday, because i gave TrOllbaMa tHe pOwer Of yuri >c
eehehehehe nvm im thinking about women ehehheheheh
alright ive been informed by my peers that i can ethically participate in #yuriday so in solidarity im sipping wine and eating ice cream with a bigass spoon and ive got chips to also scoop the ice cream at my leisure im wearing a bathrobe and fuzzy sandals in a dark room and watching a classic: revolutionary girl utena #longliveyuri
Karl Marx.
Satanism.
happy fuckin yuriday i hope some of my bitches out here get all the lovin they deserve n more #yuriday
Lesbians.
Also what others have said show support
Unless you make some discoveries about yourself it may be wise. Yaoiday will be on its way, perhaps
yuriday is 2 celebrate i think it would be weirder not to participate in sharin the love of #yuriday
c< iM gOiNg 2 Kiss sO MaNy fucKiNg wOMeN >c
earth women are interesting some of them have "that" and some of them have "this" and i have nothing but respect for them #nsfw ~ (〇∧+♡Δ)
for #yuriday im sharin on e of my favorite songs by a woman music artist because shes wonderful https://open.spotify.com/track/1a19jsjG2DvbN1fVJonKUU?si=d167cb8d29f74abf
I Did Something Im Super Proud Of Guyzzzz check It Out Eheheheheh https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d205257d7df3.png :o)
Happy #yuriday kiddo!
oh true!! thank u mister president!!!! ^_^
didnt realize its now a whole #yuriday that gives a lot more time to be yuriful
enjoy your... holiday? i have no idea what is going on. #dashwatching
౿ᓕ ̤Ꜥ·⦣ eheheheh yuri...women are cool. thanks for the ted talk #yuriday
Happy to be chill!
If any.o°ne and I mean any.o°ne is like "but what ab.o°ut b.o°ys" .o°r "but what ab.o°ut ya.o°i" .o°n this beautiful yuri day I h.o°pe f.o°r y.o°u a pain and suffering a th.o°usand suns every night is b.o°y night and ya.o°i night man time is all the time if y.o°u can't read a p.o°st with.o°ut g.o°ging "but what ab.o°u.o°t me" y.o°u are a child and weak
In honor of #yuriday and to continue more #poetryposting, here's an excerpt of Sappho's writings. He seems to me equal to gods that man whoever he is who opposite you sits and listens close to your sweet speaking and lovely laughing—oh it puts the heart in my chest on wings for when I look at you, even a moment, no speaking is left in me no: tongue breaks and thin fire is racing under skin and in eyes no sight and drumming fills ears and cold sweat holds me and shaking grips me all, greener than grass I am and dead—or almost I seem to me.
COME AND GET IT!!! #nsfw https://file.garden/Y2lswZOdi23QPPVI/girlcock.png
Don’t know how to feel about that one but I’ll allow it.
I am touched to hear that.
For the record, I am a male troll. I am, at this time, not interested in filling any additional quadrants. I am attempting to engage in #YuriDay festivities, and help shine light on those #yearning for the #Yuri. I am not carnally interested in any of the women posters; all likes, pities, and rechitts are simply to spread awareness and elevate the post.
(\ /) i'm retiring for the night, but i suppose to 'hop in' for once while the hour gives, happy #yuriday :)
I AM MERELY CLICKING ALL THE BUTTONS THAT MAKE THE KULT SCORE RISE, MY APOLOGIES.
oh saury im interrupting somefin. all you yuri grab yo women and celebrate anautter classic peixes W on angelsnutritionblock
i think lesbians should be allowed to at least commit some arson today #yuriday
For #yuriday all lesbians should be allowed to shoot somebody with no consequence. Either an injury or a kill depending on your skill and intent.
#yuriday https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/ive-made-pics-of-shadow-the-hedgehog-being-a-lesbian-v0-n5ra9feqef791.png
I'm a bit tuckered out but #yuriday will last for another few hours yeah?
more kisses for me yes >:)
Everyday is a day of yuri when the one you loved is the sun that brings about the day.
IT IS NOW #YURIDAY. IT WAS PREVIOUSLY ONLY AN HOUR, BUT THAT WAS SIMPLY NOT ENOUGH TIME!
c< cHeers 2 tHat! >c
#yurid★y ..... Ye★h.
some girl should kiss me fr #yurihour
c< #yuriday i lOve wOMeN aNd i lOve /My/ wOMeN(i dONt OwN tHeM, tHey MOre OwN Me, if iM beiN HONest) a lOt! aNyway, sOMetHiN sOMetHiN, if yOure a wOMaN/wOMaN-adjaceNt tHiNg aNd waNt 2 be Kissed, My dMs are OpeN!!!! >c
That is alright. Consider this a celebration in your honor, dear constituent.
c< wOOHOO! >c
c< Of cOurse! aNd sOMetHiN sOMetHiN My dMs are OpeN 4 MOre yuri OppOrtuNities >c
c< true! >c
i love women so fucking much #yurihour in fact, why does it have to be an hour? why not #yuriternity ?
Why does yuri only get an hour. That seems far too limiting, to me.
i want to kiss a pretty girl really bad... #yurihour
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#yurih9ur A Kankri-style p9st f9r this h9ur. I l9ve my girlfriend, 9h, h9w 6eautiful she is. My darling. While I am still getting c9mf9rta6le with myself and letting her t9uch me, I ad9re her everything. She makes me feel very l9ved in my transiti9n, and I w9uldn't have picked a m9re l9vely darling. I ad9re the very pers9n she is and the pers9n she's given the space f9r. She's an a6s9lute catch. I l9ve her. Als9, she has amazing tits. #nsfw Alright, 6ack int9 my ether.
(=^ω^=) < TH3 GR3AT3ST TIM3 IS GOIN ONNNNNNN #YURIHOUR 33333333333!!!!!!!!!
off of work, don't know what yuri is but I support the masses
I ENCOURAGE YOU ALL TO REACH OUT TO THE WOMEN POSTING IN #YURIHOUR IF YOU FIND YOURSELF YEARNING AT THIS TIME.
c< cONsider it dONe! >c
I Love All Of The #yuriwarriors Out There. ( Loosely Quoted ) " These Bitches Are Gay. Good For Them, Good For Them " - President Trollbama
I am delighted in all the women finding each other in the midst of #YuriHour. How beautiful to watch the self-proclaimed unloved find love easily.
real as fuck
c< MMMMMHM! >c
I LOVE YURI #YURIHOUR
c< yeaH we did! >c
I DID YES! IT IS #YURIHOUR!
can i get a yo mama sandwich with extra mama on it
I ★m so nonch★l★nt, I h★ve never BEEN ch★l★nt. I ★m nonch★l★nt ★nd cool ★nd very very norm★l.
davecord server almost done but i have other things to do so it will have to wait a bit
why does it slmell like weed here? unless im smell haliucinationin #substance
(( My mom got me the Jade plush for my birthday and I’m frankly soooooooooooooooooooooooo excited ))
OK sleepy part two. Dms, if you like
Okay sorry about that everyone site crashed and we gotta restart but #hungergames Welcome to hunger games post scratch edition! Hunger games @tenaciousTheologist roan @arenaceousAlchemy AKRAVI @tipsyGalactica roro @automatonArisen aradia @gallowsCalibratorr terezi @thegoodScratchdoctor doc Scratch @timaeusTxstified dirk @arsenicCatnaps Nepeta @terminallyCapricious gamzee @blatantGodhead Dave @syntheticRevolution Sami @flightyBroad Rose @corallineCataclysm meenah @turntechGodhead Davebot @cuttlefishCrusher Meenah as well @diamondsDroog Diamonds Droog @percussiveInjury Alec @zoosmellPooplad John @charmingAngelfish Cronus @caveatGuidance kankri @timaeusTestified dirk 2 electric boogaloo @tipsyGenostalgic Roxy https://i.postimg.cc/G3WFc4fg/Screenshot-20260512-234238.png
[some v★guely concerning post ★bout swords ★nd violence]
i dole out knee slapper after knee slapper and all the thanks i get is a battery charge what kind of sick and twisted earth are we living on
Jade Barkley presents the Hunger games 2 The electric boogaloo @tenaciousTheologist roan @arenaceousAlchemy AKRAVI @tipsyGalactica roro @automatonArisen aradia @gallowsCalibratorr terezi @thegoodScratchdoctor doc Scratch @timaeusTxstified dirk @arsenicCatnaps Nepeta @terminallyCapricious gamzee @blatantGodhead Dave @syntheticRevolution Sami @flightyBroad Rose @corallineCataclysm meenah @turntechGodhead Davebot @cuttlefishCrusher Meenah as well @diamondsDroog Diamonds Droog @percussiveInjury Alec @zoosmellPooplad John @charmingAngelfish Cronus @caveatGuidance kankri @timaeusTestified dirk 2 electric boogaloo @tipsyGenostalgic Roxy #hungergames https://i.postimg.cc/9FKBw4KT/Screenshot-20260512-225708.png
> w0000000h d1sc0c1a1t0n 0cl0ck
Current roster https://i.postimg.cc/SRxTyw51/Screenshot-20260512-222538.png
i really dont know why the nay sayers thought they had a choice in the matter
go go gadget feed shitter upper
okay fine ill count nondave entities this time cause it doesnt seem like many are on davecord red reacts for yes pitch for no if majority is no we stick with official chittrcord and ill relay the decision here after its decided
do i make a davecord (dave discord) to schedule #davehour ♡: yes ♤: no shut the fuck up davebot
the dave hour badge has been set but please dont flood mods with badge requests my daves
i have a new sticker, yay.
Sickk.
// It's okay, thank you for apologizing.
I'm a cult boyfriend, not a mainstream show I'm lonely or I'm worshiped by a lady in the know When you're a cult boyfriend life is always intense They love me or they hate me no one's on the fence #lyrics
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cawk tuah crow on that thang
Nah all mes are valid just not all correct.
Ok I’m gonna come out and say it. Yall other mes are being such losers right now. Not talking about the single one that showed up or the Dave I made honorary Dirk for the hour cause he’s cool like that. But seriously we get one good thing and yall over here hiding and shit.
i missed #davehour but my power extends past contained hours for things! most liked reply that has a theme for a reader/dave strider fic will be written it can be anything sfw paleslop to hard bdsm milk enemas (tags: Dave Strider/Reader, rpf, #rpf, #nsfw, fic requests, chittr requests, creative writing, bl, archive rating: E)
dirk hour except they all refuse to acknowledge each other head on and subchit about every other iteration of themselves being the worst
#slenderhour is now over thank you for participating say congratulations to all the prize victims i mean winners for superb page finding acumen
alas p00r strider we hardly knew ye
g00dbye daves :(
me too bro me too
idk how anyone manages to rp in those forum event things ever bro I feel like that guy that nobody invited bruh. 🧘♂️ Their name was penis they were born without a brain (me) (it’s me)
its been a fun #davehour but now im being demanded cuddles from. see yall o7
Loved participating. Stay frosty #davehour.
#davehour will return in marvels avengers 3 return of ultron
its officially #slenderhour find my pages theyre in every forest on every planet in every dimension have fun https://i.imgur.com/mpKH4BU.png
A Strider outbreak. Let's keep all hands off the thermostat now, everyone. It's cool enough in here as it is.
#davehour ends in a minute here time for me to go and eat something instead of laying in the grass im comfy as hell but sometimes you gotta make sacrifices aint a snackrifice tho
ill miss you fellow daves we all need to gather up in a group hug before we all die
i look like joker from persona 5 by the way
#davehour someone fuckin invite me next time
dave strider fortnite skin leak
im dating june btw i get thats not a popular sort of thing amongst the council of daves but you can suck my weird bird junk were in gay love and we are girlbros
this #davehour thing has been kinda great we gotta do this shit again at some point
guess my names dave now. also i found the diary of fucking SATAN in my Attic....surely this wont go wrong https://i.pinimg.com/736x/c3/69/e6/c369e6a49a150ebb1da08211a385e14a.jpg
they started to run out of printer ink when makeing me
#slenderhour starts in 7 minutes be ready for a pagetastic time
o| ReMeMbEr aT WhAtEvEr fUlL HoUr (LiKe 7 mInUtEs oR SmThIn) NeXt sLeNdErMaN WiLl bE TaKiNg tHe rEiGnS AnD YoU WiLl cOlLeCt hIs pAgEs, YoU CaNnOt aVoId tHiS It wIlL HaPpEn |O
theyre sealing me back in the white pharaohs tomb at the end of #davehour btw so if you got any questions to ask about life and fate and the meaning of the universe / how to mix tracks in fl studio shoot fast
again #slenderhour is after #davehour we must not encroach on slender hour
:33< night of the one billion daves gog damn :33< hey nyall
Lil bit of orange in a sea of red shades.
fellow daves have we considered davehour could be more than one singular hour if we were bold
reddit dot com forward slash davestrider visit for all your dave strider related opinions / questions
Council of Daves...
this is an ironic statement
the real dave was society
i dunno sis
so. stairs huh. whats the deal with them. we ever crack that case?
Keep going daves we have 14 minutes
okay we good
i destroyed texas with a meteor the size of rhode island
gonna share some tunes here for #davehour picked from my personal playlist https://open.spotify.com/track/02zdzqhpfrpnxwyakxgxb8?si=mbihaidttokbml2m2orukw
galagas a real fucking piece of work though
pacman is actually a pretty chill dude in person the media makes him out to be a bad guy but that shits behind him now
you people have no fucking idea how hard it is to find hrt for birds
being dave is awesome its a shame more of you arent dave but we can change this
Very proud of all the Daves in #Davehour. I'm sure my kid would participate if he weren't busy working on his rap song.
this is great. i love this.
Glad to be considered an honorary Dave for #DaveHour
I am a proud supporter of #DaveHour. I like those fellows a lot!
//every fucking discussion would just devolve once a third dave entered the discussion and become "shit dog that is absolutely correct" "thank you my man i know youve got my back" "shit is it genius o clock in chat or some shit because it looks like thats the only people typing" "dude you could not be more right if you tried" in a self-congratulatory masturbatory loop until vriska started yelling at them to shut the FUCK up. good times.
okay but we have to actually stop #davehour in 30 i told slenderman it was his turn afterwards we gotta be punctual as time players
// getting flashbacks to when i was in a homestuck roleplay discord with 10 daves and i was one of them
hows it going fellow daves #davehour
i swapped the salt and sugar
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ok guys lets have #davehour trend B]
alright i guess its time for the official dave invasion
go my davelings wreak havoc on the general public
oh damn it looks like its #davehour
pregger you #nsfw
THIS ALIEN GUY IS STARTING TO MAKE A LOT OF SENSE. over I LIKE THE WAY HE THINKS! over. WE ARE VERY SIMILAR! over and out!
If you 8elieve it hard enough it might come true.
press x 2 doubt
Listening to Spotifly 📶 +ttps://i.imgur.com/JdAEFEN.png Nig+tcall Troll Kavinsky 0:10 _._________ 4:17
:33 < eating yogurt cuz im a good boy :))
>Your name is Jude Harley and you now have a real life E.T. living in your manor that has seemingly replaced your sister. You have found a piece of SCI-FI technology that is like a computer for your pocket that you can command by touch. Perhaps it can help you get in contact with alien worlds and perhaps even your sister. So obviously we don't know much about Jude or what the hell is going on with him and I doubt we will for a long time so I said fuck it and decided to make an account that will follow whatever the hell shenanigans I want him to get into. Placed during Hiveswap/Hauntswitch aged up obviously.
COPYR1GHT 1S 4 S3R1OUS 1SSU3 W3 N33D TO SU3 3V3RYON3 WHO 3V3N SL1GHTLY LOOKS 4T TH1S POST
Hey chittr. Howv wve doin’ tolight? Still fucked up and horny?
Fun fact, some birds (mostly arboreal) are over-the-wing scratchers and some birds (mostly ground dwelling) are under-the-wing scratchers.
zhould i ztop ztalkin him? <3 if no <3< if yez (´• ω •)
((I won't be active much today, got some art comissions to get too :D! ))
if I had a 8adge to 8estow upon you for 8eing my 8ravest warrior I would. As lususclaw once said to gru8flight; “you are my most trusted companion”
NEVER 8ACK DOWN NEVER WHAT !!
// every time spotify bills me another 5 dollars a month it feels like theyre cutting off another finger
((I hope this will be my only ooc post here. Getting real tired of the accusations of foul behaviour being made to pretty much all Cronus accounts on here. I get it, he's a flawed character, but projecting a bunch of kinda gross scenarios onto many of the Cronus accounts on here gets really old really fast. Dont get me wrong, you can definitely talk mad shit and judge all you want on a Cronus of your own making or if someone is rping him as a slimeball. I just don't want to have to constantly defend my account from fictional accusations of harassment when all I portray of Cronus here is him being flirty with dudes who are reciprocal, and being a big sap who posts about 60s music to yearn to and his fish. Anyway. Back to regularly scheduled fish posting.))
Dave said I can share it, but he wants to clean up the lyrics before I post it.
Dave made a rap about Trollbama and I. I am deeply endeared.
i gotta try to be better than my ancestor.
thank you zz:]
// I will be hardblocking anyone from my account if you're just gonna treat cronus like a POS i am pretty tired of him being accused of being a predator, and accusing of crimes he didn't commit. Like legit just block him/me first please.
if i drink redbull i might grow another pair of wings
Gonna get in the slime shortly, I think. Not that I won't touch a couple more posts, but cozy is coming up soon
I havwe no current pictures of myself to share, so I am sharing me lifting up the human male named Davwe Strider. https::://cdnimgchestcom/files/34c65767248dpng
sex o clock #sicknastysunday #fucknight #nsfw
I'm tired boss
Typical Sunday Mood #Selfcare #InMyLane #Thriving #NSFW https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0962/4180/files/faceoff_1200.jpg?v=1684924844
new drinking game where i take a shot every time someone pities one of my chitts #substances
Hmn.
Finally took an actual photo for my profile pic. // all credit for this goes to my friend @ro3dkill on Tumblr I love them go check them out they're so good https://i.ibb.co/8gd3kn92/IMG-5142.png https://i.ibb.co/tpbyydYy/IMG-5143.png
super mario bros. for samsung fridge model rs90f66befe.
aaauuuu immupp
its time for the bats big fat ..rat meal ٩(๑`^´๑)۶
:33< mewre welcalwme!!!
:33< i rate mew supurr cute!
theres something about being vaguely panicked all day that leaves a girl still feeling a lil sick by the end of it who wouldve thought