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@depascentRetort
it/its HERE. spells, curses, hexes, POTIONS, the whole FLIMFLAM. message at YOUR own peril.
@depascentRetort For you. https://64.media.tumblr.com/98448ab33f9488e55a78d37dfe117fde/a145f8a9090515c5-24/s1280x1920/740ddd39d1d6c36a3f5dbd37fd55af996773d414.png
⚗ i will NOT dispel ☾urses on 🝭ulges. and. nooks. you PHU☾KED your way into trou🝭le, you ☾an phu☾k yourself OUT. of. it.
You can get cursed there~? I would love to know more, for purely prophylactic purposes~. #NSFW
⚗ i somehow dou🝭t THAT. regardless, i ☾an phorward a TOME to sate your odd hunger.
Thank you kindly~.
⚗ type SHIT
⚗ do NOT go a🝭out saying made up words, you never know WHI☾H one ☾ould 🝭e the one to turn you. inside. out.
⚗ my height is PERFE☾T, and that's all I HAVE to say a🝭out. that. really.
⚗ if LIFE was not sustained 🝭y the SUN that in☾inerates the majority of us. i would have 🝭lown. it. up.
⚗ do 🝭ETTER.
⚗ no, i ☾AN'T ☾ome in to work tonight, my ar☾ane requirements are UNIQUE and so i need to pra☾ti☾e. my. ☾ASTING. you will MANAGE without me.
⚗ losing a SNEEZE is pro🝭a🝭ly the MOST atro☾ious ☾urse pla☾ed on us 🝭y our MAKERS, 🝭e thankful phor every one. you. have.
THIS HAPPENED TO ME TWICE. JUST TODAY.
⚗ someone has it OUT phor you, wat☾h. your. 🝭A☾K.
wouldn't 8e the first time honestly. I escaped death once I can do it again !!
⚗ i see at LEAST seven more attempts on your LIFE. good. phu☾king. lu☾k.
UGHGH FUCK I don’t wanna DO THIS AGAIN
⚗ wake up. PONDER the or🝭. eat MYSTERIOUS soup. prevent or make something 🝭LOW up. slum🝭er. REPEAT.
i knoww thats right re fuckin chitt
⚗ speak.
an actual maternal figure.
⚗ granted, in WAYS you are yet. to. ☾omprehend.
nothing changed.
a Double Gulp 2iized 2awdu2t Flavored 2lurpee plea2e.
⚗ next TIME you show up to our esta🝭lishment, it will. 🝭e. GRANTED.
⚗ what PART of yet to ☾OMPREHEND do you. not. you know WHAT, nevermind.
⚗ never DOU🝭T me.
There wa2 never any doubt, II ju2t had two check you know. 2OP.
⚗ some hexes DO have the a🝭ility to disfigure and transform you into UNFORTUNATE phorms, like a TRIX or. ☾hit-☾hat. 🝭ar, always examine your treats 🝭efore ☾ONSUMPTION.
⚗ any STI☾K ☾an 🝭e a magi☾al ☾onduit with enough magi☾al PROWESS. wat☾h me PI☾K up a twig and ☾ast. rotate. GLO🝭ES.
⚗ i knew this ONE guy 🝭efore his hu🝭ris got him. he messed up a spell 🝭IG time, looked AMAZING, turned to ☾inders afterwards. it seemed. worth. it.
⚗ work might 🝭e DRAGGING you down, and there might 🝭E nights where stress seems INSURMOUNTA🝭LE, 🝭ut remem🝭er, keep a 🝭IT of whimsy in your life. so next time someone is 🝭eing a dreary nut☾ase, phor no DIS☾ERNI🝭LE reason, turn their 🝭ones. into. SLUDGE.
Hmm. So do you resort two this solution often?
⚗ as OFTEN as a troll would make a mess where i work, yes. what GOES around. ☾omes. around.
⚗ hey, as long as YOU don't seek shit with me, i won't ruin your morphology with MY hexes, so. you're. phine.
⚗ if you WANT an irre☾overa🝭le intoxi☾ation then just drink multiple PHLASKS of hangover ☾ure.
⚗ it PHLOATS too.
₍^. .^₎⟆ S!ck asSs fuck!ng tower, holy!!꠹
⚗ it was a PAIN to get the wandering ☾IR☾UIT. ☾onsistently. running.
₍^. .^₎⟆ Make sure the rats don’t chew any cords꠹
⚗ ☾ords would MAKE this impossi🝭le, they'll 🝭e sinking their phangs INTO glyphs and end. up. phried. if you've phound random ☾ooked RATS in your region, you now. know. why.
₍^. .^₎⟆ Aw sssweet, free food!꠹
⚗ TRUTH.
࣪⊹₊˚{ WOWWWW!!!! #true #reglub }*ᗜ*{ }*ᗜ*{ }*ᗜ*{ }*ᗜ*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
⚗ all these 🝭EAMS, and not a single ☾OUNTERSPELL in sight. prime targets, ALL of you.
I...do not...need a counterspell...when I....can simply....frolick...out of the...way....(> v O ❀)
⚗ i will INFORM your asso☾iates of your avoida🝭le DEMISE, due to a la☾k of spell ETIQUETTE.
I....have died....before....if....the spells....put me...through my end...I would not...mind...(u . u ❀) #selfharm? #morbid
⚗ that is (platoni☾ally) PITIFUL. it still does not EX☾USE poor spell etiquette. you ☾an IMPROVE, even in DEATH, so. do. so.
I will...consider it.. (^ . ^ ❀)
⚗ somehow THIS is a vital ☾omponent phor juggalo's horrendous ☾HU☾KLE. they don't SELL it in 🝭ulk anymore.
⚗ the versatility of OR🝭KIND is not to 🝭e trifled with. yes, i may PONDER the sphere, 🝭ut lords willing i ☾an and will DUNK on you too. the 🝭ody is as IMPORTANT as the mind.