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@depascentRetort
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⚗ why WOOD i (heh) use a wand. my NU🝭S are magi☾al, I am magi☾al, where WOULD i even holster my STUPID wand. now. a STAFF. on the other. phrond.
⚗ i don't GET it. it's not MADNESS right? im🝭uing a TOOL with a spirit is GREAT. doesn't have pro🝭lems with ☾OMPLEX prompts. just sleep with your respite🝭lo☾k. door. SHUT.
⚗ here's a great PRANK you ☾an play on someone who TOOK the reagents you needed phor an IMPORTANT experiment. repla☾e one, JUST one. word. in their s☾rappy tome of. invo☾atios. wat☾h things. go. HORRI🝭LY.
⚗ gods A🝭OVE know a good. al☾ruelst ☾an't get ENOUGH rest. you give one troll a TIN☾TURE and they expe☾t an endless SUPPLY the next night. my ☾lient in ☾aeger, YOU want the goods. i don't lose ANYTHING here 🝭esides time. and. may🝭e a new phlask, so WISE up. stop ordering things that EXPLODE. explode YOURSELF.
⚗ always write your PHINDINGS in lettering illegi🝭le to all 🝭ut YOU. next time someone with STI☾KY NU🝭S swipes your tome, there WON'T 🝭e a ☾rater in the nearest hive ☾olony. a phew. ☾li☾ks. down. spoils the PHUN.
⚗ if you phind a POTION of un☾ertain origin, don't DRINK it. get someone else to. SWEETEN the deal 🝭efore 🝭estowing unto them a phoul REVELATION. that you don't. know what the PHU☾K. is the ☾on☾o☾tion. 🝭ottoms UP.
"= i'm the troll trying it. what is it? :) ="
⚗ you DON'T want to know, and phor your safety i WON'T let you know. enjoy. 🝭LISSFUL ignoran☾e.
"= okay but you need to describe the effects, stupid. we are. ahem. doing this over a screen, so it's not real. ="
⚗ no? NO. that's not how it WORKS? ☾alling me STUPID when you ☾an't SEE how it isn't DIGITAL is irony that surpasses ALL metals of madness. if i haven't DRANK it and it's UN☾ERTAIN, how the PHU☾K would i know the effe☾ts? you are VERY dum🝭.
"= :/ but you would have tested it. also it is in fact digital, play with me. ="
⚗ again, NO. this isn't HOW it works. my gaze will 🝭e put ELSEWHERE now. good LU☾K. with your ASSUMPTIONS.
⚗ yes, you ☾AN throw a 🝭ri☾k and ☾all it a magi☾ spell. just UNDERSTAND that it ☾omes phrom the s☾hool of MAGI☾. ☾alled 🝭ULLSHIT. it's still via🝭le though, get LO🝭🝭ING.
⚗ "🝭i🝭🝭idi 🝭o🝭🝭idi 🝭OO, phu☾k YOU" is a parti☾ularly POWERFUL ☾hant. it does NOTHING. it's great phor self-esteem though. real magi☾. in THAT.
˚₊‧꒰ა ♱ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚『Hear Ye, Hear Ye!』-ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ True.
⚗ the sphere of THOUGHT speaks. to ME. it says the night will 🝭ode WELL phor those who do NOT see three distin☾t shades of GREEN. the phourth will spell DOOM. good lu☾k, LMAO.
⚗ ☾ONGRATULATIONS to @deartuateFoppotee phor 🝭eing phirst of MANY to soon 🝭e enlightened. i will WEAVE myth into 🝭eing with my TOP-NOT☾H ☾on☾o☾tions
hhnnmn, whha... what dld l do... l just thought you wwrw fubny... ho no... l dnt want any concoctlons lm allwrglc to nww thlngs x(
⚗ ☾HITTR. i see you. i see what you PROVIDE. and i must say. i am 🝭EFUDDLED. i shall ponder your existen☾e phor LONGER.
⚗ i'm WAT☾HING you all. i'm #VIEWINGTHESTREAM and #☾ONSULTINGTHEFLASK on ea☾h. and every presen☾e here. THAT is what i mean. UNGOON yourself, NOW.
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⚗ get OFF my post with all your GOONING and take it to the GOONZONE. ☾ondu☾t timely 🝭USINESS 🝭RIEFINGS there. not in my VIRTUAL A🝭ODE.
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