@depascentRetort — #sevenelevenposting
⚗ no, i ☾AN'T ☾ome in to work tonight, my ar☾ane requirements are UNIQUE and so i need to pra☾ti☾e. my. ☾ASTING. you will MANAGE without me.
⚗ if we suspe☾t you siphoning slush phrom the slurpee ma☾hine with THIS ☾ontraption or one similar, i will say you are in phor a SHO☾K. we at seven eleven are not RESPONSI🝭LE phor injuries ☾aused 🝭y GREED and thinking you have GRIFTED us. enjoy the ☾URSE.
⚗ you ☾lean ONE 🝭athroom stall with MIGHT unknown, and suddenly the phor☾es 🝭elow REQUIRE a tri🝭ute phor the powers used. i am NOT ☾at☾hing and sa☾rifi☾ing a ☾LU☾K🝭EAST to a☾☾ess this, i will just MAKE my own. lord. damned. ☾HANT.
⚗ there are THREE things in life PROMISED upon your hat☾hing. the TAX☾ULLE☾TOR phinding you, DYING unwillingly, and the damned SLUSHY ma☾hine. going. 🝭UST. not even HEX☾RAFT ☾an phix this.
⚗ i put ON my wizard hat and ro🝭e phor the evening SHIFT. mis🝭ehaving means you. get. ☾URSED.