Feiris Synnex
@tentativeTantalizer
residentRescuer. callMe ifNeeded. theyThem weRoll withIt.
Hey y'all i procstrinated on giving Feiris a proper design but tea time gave me the motivation i needed so here is a (honestly quite simple) design for Feiris. might get an upgrade later but i think it looks great. Yea the shoes kinda suck but shhhhh. https://file.garden/aGhJG5rEhk3uCivz/Untitled355_20260329003957.png
Due to the large amount of politicians voting in favor of war in recent elections, all citizens and government officials who vote in favor of declaring war will be immediately drafted and put on the front lines.
(It's actually Earth-C, for the record.)
If you reside on Earth-C, yes. Although we do have an open-border policy.
// cant believe me randomly deciding to make a saxton hale acc is leading to almost all the mercs having an acc here thanks everyone
(( I made a troll scout forever ago but I deleted him I think but I'm glad we can all be silly on chittr as the mercy ))
((tf2 my other major interest, i got so excited seeing saxton hale on chittr!! thank you for your saxtonness o7
(Saxton Hale is indeed such a shock to see on this site but it's a blast lmao)
(( I was already considering doing a bit about Demo for Deuce and now we're here LMFAO 🤪😭😭😭😭
@t'psyGnostalg'c#2248 yeahHe 'sF'ne. [photo attached: a self'e of @damascusDoctorate do'ng a peace s'gn and @tentat'veTantal'zer do'ng a thumbs up at M'ke's l'v'ng room.]
(OOC) (i would have actually tried to draw this but i'm not really feeling it rn and also DD hasn't pushed an actual design so uh idk)
O THANK GOD #MikeAlright
(OOC) i had to force out light mode so i could see past the light glare outside from the sun. this is hell.
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@mannCo areYou perhapsLook'ng forAny potent'alH'res? 'fMy appl'cat'onTo theGovernment doesNot goThrough ofCourse. <-o.<-<<
Hmm... I have been contemplating making a new mercenary team... perchance.
not enough beautieful sleep…. :( dont look @ me……
when ii2 there ever enough 2leep? a2kiing for a friiend.
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STOP PLANNING TO CULL -EAC)( OT)(-ER IN MY CLAMM-ENTS S-EACTION!
maybe dont make posts about howw evveryone shouldnt threaten others wwhich wwould cause a hubbub in general but empress knowws best just an advvice though
the hell am i supposed to do shoot em up myself shut the shitshoww dowwn wwith my owwn twwo hard wworkin prongs
(OOC) I have made so much changes to how I should use emoticons with Feiris. At least now I have a base understanding since i finally worked out how to use some of the arrow symbols better for the horns. <-o.O-<< The main theme I have been reaching for is lopsidedness, which tends to lean towards o.O, "o_o, >_>, and >_O, but not really a straight up default emotion, which i think is fine since these 4 lend well to how I show Feiris as.
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jam on some kind of bread that has been heated. #vaguetoast
What kind of jam is it, Jinx? This toast is TOO vague. Suspiciously vague.
sourdough toast with butter and strawberry jam #specifictoast
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3833 < Butter and strawberry preserves on skiplet toasted homemade brioche. > 38pp #specifictoast
ohFuck 'Have notBeen on|n twoDays. o.O whatD'd 'M'ss?
Good grief, steer well clear of those su8stances that distort 8ody and mind. They are categorically unsuita8le for consumption 8y any earthly 8eing; such agents are meant solely for celestial entities, such as cheru8s. Ingesting them will provoke severe nausea, compounded 8y a loss of mental clarity. If you thought the chaos of the preceding three nights was overwhelming, imagine that same tumultuous disorder magnified tenfold, now experienced without the capacity for rational thought or self-directed escape. You would 8e utterly at the mercy of a spiraling a8yss. For the sake of moral clarity, I will have to take a sensi8le approach and ensure it can 8e managed. #su8stances #iwantcandy
wellTh's 'sCerta'nly aDevelopment. "._.
Consumption frequently induces a compelling urge in users to proselytise the su8stance to non-users, often employing persistent and unpredicta8le methods of persuasion. Documented side effects nota8ly include a significant amplific8tion of li8ido and reproductive urges. Consequently, ingestion can lead to awkward social situ8tions upon the su8stance's effects su8siding, I will try and ensure they are not attempting to transport the Juju outside the premises.
well damn now i'm extra (urious
You are making a grave mistake.
I will admit, I am enjoying my time on this platform. My Chitheads, please, tell me how you feel about it?
\ been hav1ng a great t1me w1th my fr1ends, but ngl 1 get 1nt1m1d8d when 1ts just me 0nl1ne /
Yo+u make it so+o+o+o+ difficult to+ tell a jo+ke, making me blush like that.
i don't think i qualify as one of your chitheads specifically but i'm gonna answer regardless uhmmm, i guess i don't mind it so far
It would perhaps be slightly more difficult if our lips touched.
'tReally doeFeel l'keThe bestAmount ofZ'lly andSer'ous. o_O
#eridanweek #horror You find yourself in the same cubicle you've worked for the past ten years in. You find yourself alone in the half lit office building. You are the last individual in the building, everyone else has families at home. You gaze at the CRT Monitor displaying its 600 x 400 resolution. You are comforted by the warm hum radiating from its core. You flit your pupils about your digital workspace, resting on the internet explorer icon. You decide to click it, check a few personal emails. You are invited to a website, chittr.ing, it's called. You see it's created by an Alternian. @dynamicFlowfields You see your standard social media fare when you register. You see pictures of friends and foes of old sharing good tidings. You feel a warmth inside. You however, lose that warmth when you notice a small trend. You saw it every dozen posts or so. #imcoming. You chalked it up to an innuendo. You did not register the warning. You look into it a bit more as it begins to populate your feed. You see #eridanweek, your see #bouncingonit. You see no reason to be worried. You let yourself be comfortable once more. You find yourself reading one of Rankmaid's fictive narratives. @archiveAddict You don't let it excite you too much, you're still at work. You don't give #imcoming much more mind. You don't even realize it's already the second day of #eridanweek. You look at the clock, it is midnight. You wet your eyes with eyedrops, ever handy. You can not seem to turn away just yet. You begin to experience Eridan Week vicariously through the posts. You see the likes of humorous, possibly purely jesting, celebrities from Alternia and Beforus. You notice that nearly ever post of Eridan Week includes #imcoming. You notice that #imcoming slowly turns to #ImComing. You are uneasy from the new threat. You look elsewhere, exploring other tags such as #teatime and catching up with others who aren't involved. You see irrelevant posts to Eridan Week even begin to include #imcoming. You begin to see odd images aghast across your dashboard. You begin to see yourself in images you weren't aware of being taken. You see yourself commenting on posts long since past. You did not write these. You keep seeing it. You even begin to post #imcoming in these retroactive oddities. You assume that this is due to someone mimicking your identity. You attempt to steer conversation on the platform away from it. You hastily type up humor, and romantic posts. You are doing anything you can to drown out #ImComing. You notice it is larger now. #IMCOMING. You select the tag, out of sheer curiosity and perhaps a fear for survival. You need to know who is coming. You. You are coming. You scroll endlessly through the tag. You see yourself on every post. You see your own hollow words. You see your notifications begin to shift. You are bombarded, first, a dozen #IMCOMING Responses. You refresh. You see a hundred. You refresh. You see a thousand. You click one. You see yourself. You click another. You see your own account again. You scroll down your feed. You only see your own account. You see your profile picture, stretched, compressed, tortured, reflected in glass. You do not remember seeing yourself like this before. You try to log out. You fail. You try to close the browser. You fail. You try to shut of the monitor. You are tortured by its continued hum. You step away. You notice the lights are long since turned out. You notice the office is even darker than usual. You see the distant lights of other monitors flicker. You notice a rhythm. You notice a heartbeat. You notice it isn't yours. You look back to the screen. You see #ImComing is #ImHere. You do not remember this post. You do not remember thinking it. You see a live feed open itself. You see your grainy, monochrome cubicle in an old video. You see your chair, your desk. You see yourself. You are not looking at the monitor. You are looking at the camera. You see the image distorting as the alternate self begins to move closer. You see it distort the frame. You hear it. You do not have speakers. You hear it under you, or around you. You hear its cacophony of whispers. You hear it gently say, "I'm here." You see the monitor flicker. You see the camera cut out. You monitor briefly turns out as you lean forward. You see yourself in your own reflection, only behind you. You see chittr.ing return. You see a new post. You see @you. You see an image loading slowly. You clench your nails in anticipation as each line slowly creeps into rendering. You see your cubicle again. You notice it is empty. You aren't even there. You see the caption. #IMHERE You feel something breathing on your neck. You stand up to leave. You see its fingers slowly extend past your peripheral vision. You close your eyes. You shouldn't have stayed.
WEIRD. I GOT A FOLLOW FROM AN ACCOUNT WITH YOUR EXACT SAME ICON AND HANDLE FOUR HOURS AGO. MAYBE YOU DO HAVE A FREAK ASS EVIL DOUBLE ON HERE. WATCH OUT, I GUESS.
I ADMIRE THE DEDICATION TO THE BIT. THE GREAT NEWS IS THAT YOU WILL FACE ABSOLUTELY NO INCONVENIENCE AS A RESULT OF THIS DECISION BECAUSE FOLLOWING ACCOUNTS HAS BARELY ANY EFFECT ON ONE'S USER EXPERIENCE HERE.
I am aware, which is why I sought so desperately. Though it DOES inflate your Kult/Kult dramatically. I had made no posts or interactions and went up nearly 1000 points each during the onslaught due to the follow-backs.
Yes, of course. It also means I am the closest thing to a phonebook on this platform.
Why are my ganderbulbs leaking right now... - MC Oleana
Of the eXistential variety, for certain. In all seriousness, it's uncanny how much your writing felt like it was prying directly into my subconscious. Kudos. - MC Oleana
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@sburbOff'c'al what|s th'sGame allAbout?
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[Upload of a group wit)( t)(e )(eiress. --Eridan wit)( )(is arm around )(er, Nemean on t)(e opposite side of )(er, --Eridan's )(and on Roxy squeezed in close to )(er and )(im wit)( C)(er looking stunning in t)(e background and Coolscar posing.] I'm ac)(selly )(aving FUN! Making new friends, )(aving a good time and GLUBBING IT!!!! 38D #eridanweek @caligulasAquarium#9845 @arsenicCatnip#5895 @tipsynekoGnostalgic @imC)(er @affableCantor
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