#sevenelevenposting
| got s|ck At 7/11 so they let me sleep for the rest of my sh|ft |n the breAk room yAAAAy yAAAy yAAy | prom|see | wont come to wrok hungover AgA|n
I don't know who needs to hear this. But there is no "The Back." This magical place. That customers speak of. Where there happens to be overstock of every single item we sell. Doesn't exist. Stop asking me to check there.
Morning shift! Helping myself to some much needed coffee before I tackle the bathroom here. Pretty sure someone did some crazy amounts of troll cocaine in there. #sevenelevenposting
Well at least the slurpees didn't get splashed all over me. Not too bad a clean up issue. Overall a pretty quiet shift for today. #sevenelevenposting
.i bought all the slurpeE .except cough syrup flavoR .machines are both emptY .i got all the promotional and blue raspberry in my sylladex noW .yeaaaaaH .go meeeeE .no slurpee for yoU .you smelL .blah blah blaH .cry about iT ...ugH #brainfreezE #sevenelevenpostinG #notsureitwasworthiT
If you come to 7-11 today, be careful parking in the back. We gotta hog goin' through the garbage today. #sevenelevenposting
******* I'm sorry to anyone that comes to 7 Eleven today and gets chased by that wild boar that's been stalkin' me. #sevenelevenposting *******
We've got a new flavor of Slurpee here at troll 7-11. It's called "childhood nostalgia" and I think it tastes better if you mix it a bit with cherry coke. #sevenelevenposting https://msparp.chat/troll-seven-eleven
Quiet day so far at work! #Sevenelevenposting
⚗ no, i ☾AN'T ☾ome in to work tonight, my ar☾ane requirements are UNIQUE and so i need to pra☾ti☾e. my. ☾ASTING. you will MANAGE without me.
o-I-was-satisfied-with-my-purchase-today-at-troll-seven-eleveN--- o-#sevenelevenpostinG---
(OOC) [6/18 8:42 pm EST] For the 7/11 employees out there (the ones eith the badge); and for everyone else too probably; There's a mxparp for 7/11. Usually, Aradiabot, Lorn, or I would open up, but its always public, so theoretically it can function with only one of any of the members! We forgot for like 4 days and left poor Sollux waiting. So if you are bored or smth maybe you could open up the shop! Make sure to chitt about it once so people see though. #sevenElevenpostIng https://msparp.chat/troll-seven-eleven [I kinda needed a pin that wasn't the Aradiabot rechitt and didn't want to do an intro s...Read more
weLeft theSollux hang'ngFor tooLong. uhhhWhoops. 'Slept forFour n'ghtsAfter meenarad'aBeach. <-o.O-<< https://msparp.chat/troll-seven-eleven #sevenElevenpost|ng
o-Dear-employees-of-troll-seven-eleven-i-would-like-to-request-open-hours-be-provided-to-the-public-in-the-near-future-and-that-a-wide-variety-of-craft-singles-be-available-in-the-chilled-sectioN-Sincerely-a-would-be-patron-with-caegars-to-spare-and-a-need-for-cheesE--- o-#SevenelevenpostinG---
At 7/11 today somebody proceeded to look me in the eyes, knock an entire row of snacks off the shelf, tell me the store was a mess, and then walk out without purchasing anything. What was that. Why. Why did they do that. #sevenelevenposting #workposting
******* Update on the boar situation; the wild boar got into the 7 eleven. #sevenelevenposting *******
******* There's some kind of wild boar outside the 7 Eleven tryin' to get into the trash. #sevenelevenposting *******
眠すぎて今日のセブン-イレブンのバイト無理ぽよ。誰かアタシの代わりに入って笑。 コネ入社最高ーね。
.I WANT A SLUSHIe .but the slushie hive is CLOSEd .throw a fit throw a fit throw a fiT .THROW A FIt #sevenelevenposting
******* Could whoever is hidin' in the fridges please stop shootin' costumers with a supersoaker when they're tryin' to get their drinks? #sevenelevenposting *******
heyy ApppArrntly At t|hs 7/111 jk||nt u cnt drnk the l|quorr behnd the cAshh|rr evn |f u wrok there thAtss “fro custotmmer cconssumpt|on omly” well mAyb |m dr|nkkn themm As A cstomr not An emplyoee #substAnce #sevvnelkvevnpsot|ng #sevenelevenpost|ng
7/11 pride m0nth has estr0gen and test0ster0ne slurpees n0w btw #sevenelevenp0sting
https://i.postimg.cc/6pRjWqQB/doobahseveneleven.png doobah #seveneleven #sevenelevenposting
Hot dog ninja has changed targets to Slimothy Jimothys now, but only half-eaten ones. Typical day so far. #sevenelevenposting
So far so good. No sign of any hot dog stealing ninjas, but I put extra hot dogs on the roller anyway. #sevenelevenposting
uhWell sevenEleven 'sGo'ng toBe openToday. 'Swear toGog doNot breakAnyth'ng. "<-o.O-<< https://msparp.chat/troll-seven-eleven #sevenElevenpost|ng
.hey #sevenelevenpostinG .come get your equiuS @centaursPeripherals .he wont get out of my dms whining about how he's gonna kick me out for ordering a slushie cuz I said something rude to him like oncE .reign in this horse bastard who cant take a trolling or ill file a complainT
⚗ if we suspe☾t you siphoning slush phrom the slurpee ma☾hine with THIS ☾ontraption or one similar, i will say you are in phor a SHO☾K. we at seven eleven are not RESPONSI🝭LE phor injuries ☾aused 🝭y GREED and thinking you have GRIFTED us. enjoy the ☾URSE.
II 2orta kiinda learned how two piilot a truck twoday #nocomment #2evenelevenpo2tiing
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i'm g0ing t0 fucking cull myself s0me0nes already trying t0 fuck a tub 0f ice cream. #nsfw #sevenelevenp0sting
seven eleven time #sevenelevenp0sting
⚗ you ☾lean ONE 🝭athroom stall with MIGHT unknown, and suddenly the phor☾es 🝭elow REQUIRE a tri🝭ute phor the powers used. i am NOT ☾at☾hing and sa☾rifi☾ing a ☾LU☾K🝭EAST to a☾☾ess this, i will just MAKE my own. lord. damned. ☾HANT.
Hey guys, can I rob the 7/11? ##sevenelevenposting
Never a dull day at fuckin 7/11. #sevenelevenposting
@cr't'calConsp'rac'st hasStolen aTub ofButter. th's|s bothCompletely unacceptableAnd reallyQuest'onable. #sevenElevenpost|ng
I'm sorry for the things I said at the troll Seven Eleven it's been a long day. #sevenelevenposting
限界バカどもに全部食い尽くされる前に、このかわいすぎるキャラ飯早く回収しに来て。
Comin' straight from one job to cover some of a shift at 7/11 for a couple hours. Begging people to not drink an entire syrup cartridge-worth of soda like they're doin' a kegstand again. #sevenelevenposting
'Have beenStand'ng here|n th'sBas'cally emptySeven elevenFor thePast twoHours. #sevenElevenpost|ng
今すぐ平和的にホットドッグを返せば、誰も怪我をすることがない。
お客様が画面の文字やボタンをちゃんと読むだけで、会計がどれだけスムーズに進むか、マジで想像もつかないと思う。
Thank god I'm getting off-shift. #sevenelevenposting
Guy came in here, but 10 boner pills, and popped half of them in front of me right after paying. Then he left. I don't know if this was some kinda power move or what but I'm a little worried I'm gonna find him dead in our parking lot on my break. #sevenelevenposting #nsfw ? i guess
⚗ there are THREE things in life PROMISED upon your hat☾hing. the TAX☾ULLE☾TOR phinding you, DYING unwillingly, and the damned SLUSHY ma☾hine. going. 🝭UST. not even HEX☾RAFT ☾an phix this.
OHwHY FUCK|NGnOW????!!?! #NsFw #SEVENeLEVENPOST'NG
r'ghtNow 't|s aboutT'me toClock outOf workFor theN'ght. notMuch happenedToday but| th'nkThat 'sGood. #sevenElevenpost|ng
'Must rem'ndYou allThat us'ngSubstances 'nThe bathroom|s expresslyForb'dden. pleaseStop. beforeArad'a sets|t onF're aga'nW'th oneOf you|ns'de. ohAlso youNeed toWash yourProngs beforeLeav'ng theBathroom. #sevenElevenpost|ng
No, sorry, the gallon-sized jug you brought in that the Town Pump sold is not something we accept here at Seven Eleven for refills. If you bring something bigger than a milk jug in here and fill it with soda, I'm charging you for like four large sodas. #sevenelevenposting #think-of-your-kidneys