Lexi Hayley
@geekyGamer
hello! im lexi! i like homestuck. especially jade harley and the trolls! i hope we can be friends! :B
Introductions are in need! Lexi is a 30-year-old Homestuck fan who lived in present-day Seattle before being thrown into playing SBURB to help out another group of Trolls. She almost instantly got reality checked once entering due to how hard the game actually is for people that aren't from SBURB-tied universes. Lexi is a big fan of the characters in Homestuck, specifically Jade and Karkat. IF YOU WISH NOT TO BE SUBJECTED AN INDETERMINATE AMOUNT OF META NONSENSE, you probably shouldn't interact with Lexi. I am pretty much playing the character of a Homestuck fan. Third picture drawn by Skidex on twitter #nsfw https://file.garden/aL4KPnPtcQ-uiEQ5/Other/Lexi.png https://file.garden/aL4KPnPtcQ-uiEQ5/Other/Lexi%20Jade.png https://file.garden/aL4KPnPtcQ-uiEQ5/Other/Lexi%20Excited%20by%20Skid.png
oh, the feeling of being a medieval king, sitting on a throne with a goblet of wine in one hand and a huge turkey leg in the other.
* youre being so real today girl
im always like this. :D
* well ur posts are very real today is what i meant * #hungryposting
teehee. ill be here for a while. :D
go 0n.
I have RETURNED! A few of the countries within my nation are already focused on the mass production of Faygo "Cotton Candy Coconut" and Faygo "Creamy Blueberry" milkshakes! Sending out free samples to anyone who replies and asks for it! Come and get it!
* 🤤 * gimme gimme
A crate is sent! Don't forget to leave your feedback under #MisterMilkFaygoMilkshakes tag!
i wish it was easier to produce a burger king on this land. how does one alchemize such a thing? #curious #thinking #yearning #hungry #lexihayleysburb
* ur doing a lot more hungryposting recently girl * very relatable and very awesome * yet whats the occassion?
i would say that it is because im hungry, but honestly im just fat and hankering for more. :B
* #relatable #hungry
on alternia, do they have papa johns? is it called “troll papa johns” or is it “pawpah johnnz”?
☆both aKtually☆
do they have legal battles over the name? how confusing is it when you want to order one and get the other?
☆Not really since one is just a brand name and the other is some guys aKtual name just plastered on his business☆
i bring propeller cap and large swirly lollipop energy to chittr which chittr doesnt like. so sad.
obliterate twinks? what if we obliterated a plate of hotdogs together? what if we obliterated cakes or french toast? #hungryposting #frenchtoastclub
* this is truth!!!! #frenchtoastclub!!!! #hungryposting #removequirkforyelling
glad to hear someone knows whats up. :B
yes. french toast time in the lexi home.
S⚣ true 030
you know whats up. :B *cool finger guns*
☆love obliterating some dogs☆
added to my current record by 4 more by the way.
☆Goddamn you gotta show me your techniKue, what’s your max?☆
the last time i competed, my record was 57. its been a decade since ive tried. also i don’t really have a technique. i just eat fast and take big bites.
☆Fair I do the same☆
why is it more fun to stuff my face with alchemized food than actually playing the game? :B #lexihayleysburb #suggestive #curious
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that would be fantastic and lovely. :D
all of this twink posting. when are fat women going to get a spotlight? :B
i believe #cottonwhoreoutparty had some very much sized participants with very plump body parts! which is obviously #nsfw )(oωo)(
is sburb supposed to be fun? kinda getting somewhat bored with it. repetitive is the best descriptor. :B #lexihayleysburb
i wouuld imaginne its more fuunn with friennds..? i wouuldnnt knnow..
my friends are all doing their own things. busy busy busy with their quests and stuff. :B
i wish there was something to say about #lexihayleysburb but honestly its just your average rpg. kill underlings, get grist, build stuff, explore, repeat. nothing much to report there. underlings are harder but ive been consistent with my item alchemy.
thinking about french toast. might alchemize some in a bit. #frenchtoastclub
* #frenchtoastclub nation prevails * fuck i gotta get some i could down a whole stack bleh #sohungry
ive been eating a lot recently. the caliborns are rather feverish when it comes to feeding. not that i mind. :B
* listen girl. im rlly happy for you that youre getting ur calories in. lord knows i love me some awesome fuckin food * but is it worth it just to impress that caliborn guy..? like i said a while ago i sorta get your attraction. but at the same time he seems just. off to me
my mind is an enigma. i find them silly and fun though! :D
eating and thinking about them. #yearning
#sufferingfromsuccess. whats the hate with enjoying and liking the silly cherub? #justiceforcaliborn
NO IDEA
alchemizing a "warning for hot dogs, i woke up" shirt.
HAH NICE
hehe. knew youd like it. ;)
YEAH BET YOuLL LOOK GREAT IN IT
ill send a photo. :)
i can still destroy a good number of hot dogs. need to practice more. current record: 32. :B
if any of you caliborns or caliborn adjacent individuals want to stuff my face with hotdogs, hmu. wink wonk. ;B #suggestive #nsfw
YEAH BuT WHAT THE FuCK DOES THAT MEAN?
caliborn. me. plate of hot dogs. caliborn takes the hot dogs and feeds them to me at their pace. i get stuffed with hot dogs. :B
BuT WHY WHATS THE POINT?!
i… what? to make me fat? i distinctly remember that caliborn and by extension lord english enjoys fat women. being that i am one. im saying i wish to partake in the caliborn treatment. :B
ALRIGHT BuT WHY HOTDOGS?
i like them. it can be whatever you wish. cake. sweets. anything! :D
uHuH I SEE... ALSO I JuST LOOKED AT YOuR PREVIOuS POSTS... #INTERESTING
hehehe. *cool finger guns*
HOW DO I TRANSPORTALIZE THIS MuCH CAKE FuCK
ill be waiting for the cake eagerly. ;)
alchemizing hot dogs to prove a point. #vagueposting
☆How big are the dogs I gotta Know☆
currently making a standard 7-8 inch dog, but i could probably use the telescoping alchemiter upgrade to make them larger. i was the womens hot dog eating champion for maple valley, washington from 2014-2016 after all. i can take it. :B
☆gog damn that is genuinely fuKKin impressive? Would pay to see that tbh☆
id love to show you! :D
☆Hell yeah dude let’s do it☆
im back once again. im not taking back my previous posts. #vagueposting
i could probably bag a caliborn with my fat alone. sigh... twirling my hair. #yearning #suggestive #nsfw
EXCUSE ME?? ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY YOUR HIDEOUS. SLOSHY. CURVACEOUS. COW BODY APPEALS... TO.... I'M LIGHT HEADED.
you heard me, jack.
correct. :B #totallyflirtingbytheway #twirlingmyhair
THIS IS A STRANGE SERIES OF EVENTS THAT I FIND MYSELF HOLDING DIFFERENT CONFLICTING FEELINGS TOWARDS. ...GOOD LUCK? I THINK?
if you want me to eat down a hotdog in one bite, just tell me when. :B #suggestive
... ...YOU CAN DO THAT?
youre talking to the womens hotdog eating champion of maple valley, washington from 2014-2016. ;)
striders, vantases, megidos, harleys, and caliborns are welcome. stroking my hair and kicking my feet right now.
i have things going on which are too complicated to understand. i have my reasons.