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Lexi Hayley

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hello! im lexi! i like homestuck. especially jade harley and the trolls! i hope we can be friends! :B

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someone sent me a code for a bucket of their… fluids. not funny. #nsfw

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:33< if mew dont want it ill take it

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if you got an appearif- the bucket is gone.

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:33< damn :((

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why would someone steal a bucket of troll material?

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:33< i dont know meowbe theyre a purrfurt like meow? #nsfw

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ill send you the code if you want it. takes 11 build grist and 2 oil

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:33< thats fine i got infinity of efurrything funtionally dont even sweat how meowch it clawsts

does anyone have any cool captcha codes that i could cheaply alchemize? my gear might be a little lacking. #lexihayleysburb

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should preface my posts with #lexihayleysburb but honestly all of my posts are within this silly game. is it #meta that ive read a webcomic form of this silly sburb thing before? maybe. but you could call it a personalized game guide too. :B

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you know. when i say i dont like alchemized pastries all that much, i wish to still eat it. an imp totally just jumped out and smacked it out of my hand. that was a perfectly fine eclair that was wasted. >:B

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* how different do the alchemized pastries taste compared to regular ones :?

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have you ever eaten a pastry that was cold and has been sitting out for about 4 hours? its about the same as that.

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* that sounds so terrible!!! :[ * at that point i'd consider finding some way to alchemize the necessary tools to just bake it myself honestly * not a baker at all or anything, but man. how sad...

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if only i didnt subject my earth to an apocalypse or at least brought a baker with me when I did. maybe i can find a carapacian baker on prospit to bring back with me.

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* well i strongly recommend that!!!!! keep us updated............

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my land quest can wait. theres important pastry business at hand.

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alchemized pastries dont taste as good as the fresh baked ones. i miss Seattle sometimes.

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i should probably do a little introduction, but it might be a little bit before i can do that. just gonna state that, being a homestuck fan, you never really realize how hard sburb is until you actually play it. my universe wasnt supposed to have it so i didnt get any of those sylladexs or a strife specibus. just thrown into a game and made to play it. at least i know what to do but sheesh! these underlings need to give me a breather!

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hello! i got a note from a tealblood friend of mine about this place and its wacky temporal effects with being able to talk to others from different universes and stuff. i am so so so excited! hello hello hello!

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* hi there! hope you enjoy your time here :]

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thank you so much! i’m like geeking out like crazy because i get to see more lovely trolls and humans. i cannot wait to post more and see everyone!

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(hey.) ~ * °

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hello! how are you?

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(miserable. how are you.) ~ * °

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oh well that aint good! im super giddy because i could meet some of the people i have been fans of for years! currently in my bed and kicking my feet right now with the biggest grin on my face.

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(you're way too happy. who are you a fan of?) ~ * °

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oh dont get me started on talking about a certain webcomic (homestuck) i absolutely adore. let me just tell you that theres some people in it that i have an infatuation with.

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(wow. that's way too meta for me.)) ~ * °

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