@geekyGamer — #lexihayleysburb
i wish it was easier to produce a burger king on this land. how does one alchemize such a thing? #curious #thinking #yearning #hungry #lexihayleysburb
why is it more fun to stuff my face with alchemized food than actually playing the game? :B #lexihayleysburb #suggestive #curious
is sburb supposed to be fun? kinda getting somewhat bored with it. repetitive is the best descriptor. :B #lexihayleysburb
i wish there was something to say about #lexihayleysburb but honestly its just your average rpg. kill underlings, get grist, build stuff, explore, repeat. nothing much to report there. underlings are harder but ive been consistent with my item alchemy.
update for everyone: spent my time fighting underlings, alchemizing new gear, and exploring my land. sylph of time is my classpect and my denizen is logos. ranked up on my echeladder and now im about half way? i think? my other players are doing fine from what im hearing. #lexihayleysburb
got punched in the boobs by a lich. it hurt. :( #lexihayleysburb
attempting to get the dream moons to switch from actual fighting to barbeque and fishing competitions through the tactical usage of dad music. wish me luck! :D #lexihayleysburb
the prospitans got their hands on a creed cd and i dont know how they did. they were listening to one last breath on loop for almost 5 hours straight. #lexihayleysburb
gosh i was gone for a while! doing land quests and getting grist. playing the game and all that jazz. #lexihayleysburb
forgot to mention. there was a medical check up i had to visit to check for radiation and i got my status done. ive gained 15 pounds since ive started the game. all this french toast and rainbow frenchfetti toastcake ive been eating got me fatter. its so dang good though. :B #lexihayleysburb #frenchtoastclub
gonna head off to sleep now. there's prospitan brothels to explore. for science that is. #lexihayleysburb #curious #suggestive ? goodnight!:D
hello! did some grist grinding again. thinking about the megidos again. they are so pretty. :B #lexihayleysburb #yearning
alchemized a wardrobe swapping device thing to help me switch between my damara dress and my jade dress. unsure if the jade dress does anything yet but we shall see. #lexihayleysburb
i think the damara dress is making me much more rude and apathetic. i kick some major ass in it though. debating on if i should keep wearing it or not. #lexihayleysburb
alchemizing felt related items. made a hat stack. dont know if it is practical to wear. :/ #lexihayleysburb
found out im a sylph of time. cool. why am i feeling so apathetic right now? this should be more exciting. >:B #lexihayleysburb
i am bleeding. somehow busted my hands open hitting underlings with my hammer. how does that even happen? :B #lexihayleysburb #violence
the french toast didnt work. gonna go smite down some underlings for grist. lexi is enraged! grah! #lexihayleysburb
update with the alchemy: i made the “manor maids apparel”. holy smokes is it expensive. almost drove me to bankruptcy with my grist stores. feeling funny as well. #lexihayleysburb
actually, in addition to the previous post, the handmaids dress is so pretty. i might make that too. #lexihayleysburb
considering alchemizing character specific items using pictures from my computer. felt member hat stack… hmmm… #lexihayleysburb
sorry for the disappearance! ive been exploring my super cool land. #lexihayleysburb pickles is currently beating up an imp. poor imp.
i had an adventure on prospit. to be honest, i wasnt that surprised with that. adult mode added brothels and nightclubs which is surprising. at least the carapacians are clothed. #lexihayleysburb #nsfw ?
climbed into bed to write some more posts and chill out and i got jumpscared by pickles standing in the doorway. whats he going around scaring me like that for? #lexihayleysburb
finally got a camera attached to my glasses. hopefully the picture sends. here's a picture of the coastline. the water is actually caesium. its radioactive so i try not to stand so close to it. :B #lexihayleysburb https://file.garden/aL4KPnPtcQ-uiEQ5/Other/Lexi%20Landscape%202.png
despite all of the underlings having dicks now, im actually enjoying myself with this sburb session. theres so many fun things to see and explore. cool quests to go on and such too! i wonder what the dream moons are like. or even the other players lands in that case too. gonna finish with this quest and return back home with pickles for some more alchemy. #lexihayleysburb #nsfw
forgot to tag my little chernobyl post as a #lexihayleysburb post. dang it! :(
my land quest has me going to chernobyl. i can barely even call it something else. there is just a massive power facility i have to go somehow fix and it looks like chernobyl. weird!! :B #lexihayleysburb
should also preface that i did end up making some pants pickles. they dont fit him unsurprisingly. gave him an old shirt and he broke that too. i hope he doesnt mind me trying to dress him decently. his hog-sized willy sticking out is not exactly something that we can have out and about. #lexihayleysburb #nsfw
alchemized a bunch of items. the french toast and pistols (forgot what specific model, I didn’t look) made “french t.45t” pistols. i need to get ammo for them. the rainbow funfetti cake, as previously mentioned, made a french toast infused version. i might have found something i cannot resist eating. :( the french toast and lego minifigure made a french minifigure that was toasted. like the french chef lego but it was burnt. no clue why it did it that way. #lexihayleysburb
i should alchemize french toast with something. what should i french toast-ify? #frenchtoastclub #lexihayleysburb
i accidentally prototyped my sburb discs and i find it very silly that the game decided to have pickles be a base aesthetic for underlings and carapacians. why are pickles a base game “thing”? was the default value item reserved to pickles? #lexihayleysburb
update on pickles. i found him. he was off fighting underlings on his own. thing is that hes... to say as bluntly as possible, hung as heck. im not even talking like a few inches or a foot down there. he literally has a slab of dick with bumps on it between his legs. i guess the name pickles is a bit more on the nose but that thing is enormous. im going to go alchemize him some pants. #lexihayleysburb #nsfw
pickles is still missing. where is that big guy? what does an ogre even go off and do? #lexihayleysburb
exploring my land. its cool but also really eerie with all of the fog and weird noises. wish i can send a picture, but i will when i can. #lexihayleysburb
#lexihayleysburb currently reading davekat fancomics on my computer glasses. giggling like the fujoshi that i am and kicking my feet. they are so cute together. eeeeeeeeee!! #yaoi #davekat
#lexihayleysburb currently exploring my land. its got magpies for the consorts. lots of big atoms and stuff too. ill send a picture when i can.
#lexihayleysburb #nsfw underlings have dicks. i repeat underlings now have dicks. i will be studying this. what the heck!
#lexihayleysburb forgot to mention that my coding worked and alcohol is now as expensive as any other drink. i did see it did change some other stuff though. more updates on that later. #alcohol #substance
#lexihayleysburb you know, one of the last things i would have thought would be in sburb would have been ants. apparently they somehow transfered over to the game when i did. this is so not cool.
#lexihayleysburb underlings found and dealt with. one of them tore up my tablecloth and now its ruined. not happy right now.
#lexihayleysburb update: did what i could with the coding. i hope i fixed my little libation issue but ill have to find out. also, pickles is missing and i cannot find him. hopefully i can find him again. he was acting so sweetly there for a second. :B
#lexihayleysburb update: i can infact do stuff in regards to changing sburbs settings and such. bad news is that its all coded stuff so im going to have to mess around with this nonsense. wish me luck.
#lexihayleysburb session is going along nicely. probably should have mentioned that when i started, i prototyped my computer which had my sburb disks in it. currently experimenting with seeing if i can mess with the game through my sprite.
wasnt expecting underlings to have such a voracious diet. need to find more than just chips to feed this big fella. #lexihayleysburb
does anyone have an underling that follows you? i have a big ogre i named pickles because he has the color and texture of one. wish he would get out of my snack cupboard and let me actually alchemize some of that stuff first. >:B #lexihayleysburb
alchemized a jacket like the one jade wears. absolutely bouncing with joy right now. :B #lexihayleysburb
does anyone have any cool captcha codes that i could cheaply alchemize? my gear might be a little lacking. #lexihayleysburb
should preface my posts with #lexihayleysburb but honestly all of my posts are within this silly game. is it #meta that ive read a webcomic form of this silly sburb thing before? maybe. but you could call it a personalized game guide too. :B