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if any of you caliborns or caliborn adjacent individuals want to stuff my face with hotdogs, hmu. wink wonk. ;B #suggestive #nsfw

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i could probably bag a caliborn with my fat alone. sigh... twirling my hair. #yearning #suggestive #nsfw

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woke up from my time on prospit. did my little exploration of the different brothels and nightclubs and i will like to report that they are not exactly the horniest of places. they understand the concept of stripping but they dont understand sex. the carapacians kind of just... hug naked. ill probably give them a book about sex but also should i? :B #nsfw #silly #lexihayheysburb this has been my report for @bummelBoogie @funnyStray and @alarmingApothecary

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came home from fighting underlings and getting grist to find pickles passed out on my bed. he must have tired himself out with fighting too. big dummy is going to break my bed. >:B #nsfw https://file.garden/aL4KPnPtcQ-uiEQ5/Other/Pickles%20Sleeping.png

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i had an adventure on prospit. to be honest, i wasnt that surprised with that. adult mode added brothels and nightclubs which is surprising. at least the carapacians are clothed. #lexihayleysburb #nsfw ?

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despite all of the underlings having dicks now, im actually enjoying myself with this sburb session. theres so many fun things to see and explore. cool quests to go on and such too! i wonder what the dream moons are like. or even the other players lands in that case too. gonna finish with this quest and return back home with pickles for some more alchemy. #lexihayleysburb #nsfw

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should also preface that i did end up making some pants pickles. they dont fit him unsurprisingly. gave him an old shirt and he broke that too. i hope he doesnt mind me trying to dress him decently. his hog-sized willy sticking out is not exactly something that we can have out and about. #lexihayleysburb #nsfw

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update on pickles. i found him. he was off fighting underlings on his own. thing is that hes... to say as bluntly as possible, hung as heck. im not even talking like a few inches or a foot down there. he literally has a slab of dick with bumps on it between his legs. i guess the name pickles is a bit more on the nose but that thing is enormous. im going to go alchemize him some pants. #lexihayleysburb #nsfw

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#lexihayleysburb #nsfw underlings have dicks. i repeat underlings now have dicks. i will be studying this. what the heck!

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Introductions are in need! Lexi is a 30-year-old Homestuck fan who lived in present-day Seattle before being thrown into playing SBURB to help out another group of Trolls. She almost instantly got reality checked once entering due to how hard the game actually is for people that aren't from SBURB-tied universes. Lexi is a big fan of the characters in Homestuck, specifically Jade and Karkat. IF YOU WISH NOT TO BE SUBJECTED AN INDETERMINATE AMOUNT OF META NONSENSE, you probably shouldn't interact with Lexi. I am pretty much playing the character of a Homestuck fan. Third picture drawn by Skidex on twi...Read more

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someone sent me a code for a bucket of their… fluids. not funny. #nsfw

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