
came home from fighting underlings and getting grist to find pickles passed out on my bed. he must have tired himself out with fighting too. big dummy is going to break my bed. >:B #nsfw https://file.garden/aL4KPnPtcQ-uiEQ5/Other/Pickles%20Sleeping.png

* hi pickles * no offense lexi but if i was there with you my first instinct would be to cull that thing immediately

hes actively helping me and you want me to kill him. i dont want to! >:B

* siiiiighhh * yeah maybe youre right for just dismissing me here * i dunno tho..! got a bit of a bad feeling on that guy to say the least. i dont blame you for waving off my suspicion in the wind for sure. * ...he definitely looks fairly grotesque in this picture, to say the least

his name is pickles. he has the look of a pickle. hes kind of cute honestly. like a big pet dog or something. :D

he7 sis what the fu(k did 7ou protot7pe

i prototyped my sburb disks on accident. i learned not too long ago that green things are a base object in sburb beta code. like pickles and watermelons and such! :D

see that just raises a shitload of other questions and gives no answers to "wh7 does that ogre have a massive s(hlong" #nsfw

oh that! when i wanted to see why the game was making alcoholic drinks much more expensive, i was told about some sort of adult mode within the code. since i did coding in college and because my second prototype was my computer, i coded the game into adult mode. made the drinks the same as any other drink, but also gave underlings dicks. there's also brothels and nightclubs on the dream moons from what i know. i dont mind it really. :B

i have no idea what m7 session's desperate struggle against the spe(ter of death and doom would have been like if also the imps were all just di(ks out all the time. i (annot even begin to imagine it. #nsfw

the hornier of the bunch might have some difference in how they act. i am personally indifferent about it all. im not that horny! #nsfw
