Lexi Hayley
@geekyGamer
hello! im lexi! i like homestuck. especially jade harley and the trolls! i hope we can be friends! :B
does anyone have an underling that follows you? i have a big ogre i named pickles because he has the color and texture of one. wish he would get out of my snack cupboard and let me actually alchemize some of that stuff first. >:B #lexihayleysburb
* i understand you seem attached to this big ogre 'pickles' but i find the nature of your allyship to be dubious at best * not to mention getting into your snack stash... * excuse me if this comes off a bit rash, but you gotta cull that thing girl
GONNA START CALLING MY SECRETARY “UNDERLING” NOW.
hes not trying to attack me. i can see him being like a big pet or something like that. would help to have him along too since the difficulty ramped up quite a lot with me going up twice on my echeladder. :B
* hmm... well, if he helps you in combat, i can't deny that seems quite useful * the prize to pay, though... you gotta teach that guy some basic manners when it comes to what he consumes! harumph!
he seems to like the doritos the most so ill make him more of those. shaking the bag over his open mouth like im giving him a treat is funny to me hahaha.
* ok fine that's really sweet to hear hehehe * just keep an eye on him!!! i don't know how much i trust him...
alchemized a jacket like the one jade wears. absolutely bouncing with joy right now. :B #lexihayleysburb
giggling right now. when i feel like im in a bad place, i think of jade, then i feel so much better.
me too!!!! she makes me feel so safe... and i try to do the same for her!!
i didnt rob you! I just had a picture of the jacket and alchemized a copy of my own. maybe you misplaced yours?
someone sent me a code for a bucket of their… fluids. not funny. #nsfw
:33< thats fine i got infinity of efurrything funtionally dont even sweat how meowch it clawsts
does anyone have any cool captcha codes that i could cheaply alchemize? my gear might be a little lacking. #lexihayleysburb
should preface my posts with #lexihayleysburb but honestly all of my posts are within this silly game. is it #meta that ive read a webcomic form of this silly sburb thing before? maybe. but you could call it a personalized game guide too. :B
you know. when i say i dont like alchemized pastries all that much, i wish to still eat it. an imp totally just jumped out and smacked it out of my hand. that was a perfectly fine eclair that was wasted. >:B
* how different do the alchemized pastries taste compared to regular ones :?
have you ever eaten a pastry that was cold and has been sitting out for about 4 hours? its about the same as that.
* that sounds so terrible!!! :[ * at that point i'd consider finding some way to alchemize the necessary tools to just bake it myself honestly * not a baker at all or anything, but man. how sad...
if only i didnt subject my earth to an apocalypse or at least brought a baker with me when I did. maybe i can find a carapacian baker on prospit to bring back with me.
alchemized pastries dont taste as good as the fresh baked ones. i miss Seattle sometimes.
i should probably do a little introduction, but it might be a little bit before i can do that. just gonna state that, being a homestuck fan, you never really realize how hard sburb is until you actually play it. my universe wasnt supposed to have it so i didnt get any of those sylladexs or a strife specibus. just thrown into a game and made to play it. at least i know what to do but sheesh! these underlings need to give me a breather!
hello! i got a note from a tealblood friend of mine about this place and its wacky temporal effects with being able to talk to others from different universes and stuff. i am so so so excited! hello hello hello!
thank you so much! i’m like geeking out like crazy because i get to see more lovely trolls and humans. i cannot wait to post more and see everyone!
oh well that aint good! im super giddy because i could meet some of the people i have been fans of for years! currently in my bed and kicking my feet right now with the biggest grin on my face.
oh dont get me started on talking about a certain webcomic (homestuck) i absolutely adore. let me just tell you that theres some people in it that i have an infatuation with.