Lexi Hayley
@geekyGamer
hello! im lexi! i like homestuck. especially jade harley and the trolls! i hope we can be friends! :B
oh, the feeling of being a medieval king, sitting on a throne with a goblet of wine in one hand and a huge turkey leg in the other.
* well ur posts are very real today is what i meant * #hungryposting
i wish it was easier to produce a burger king on this land. how does one alchemize such a thing? #curious #thinking #yearning #hungry #lexihayleysburb
* ur doing a lot more hungryposting recently girl * very relatable and very awesome * yet whats the occassion?
i would say that it is because im hungry, but honestly im just fat and hankering for more. :B
on alternia, do they have papa johns? is it called “troll papa johns” or is it “pawpah johnnz”?
do they have legal battles over the name? how confusing is it when you want to order one and get the other?
☆Not really since one is just a brand name and the other is some guys aKtual name just plastered on his business☆
i bring propeller cap and large swirly lollipop energy to chittr which chittr doesnt like. so sad.
obliterate twinks? what if we obliterated a plate of hotdogs together? what if we obliterated cakes or french toast? #hungryposting #frenchtoastclub
* this is truth!!!! #frenchtoastclub!!!! #hungryposting #removequirkforyelling
the last time i competed, my record was 57. its been a decade since ive tried. also i don’t really have a technique. i just eat fast and take big bites.
why is it more fun to stuff my face with alchemized food than actually playing the game? :B #lexihayleysburb #suggestive #curious
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all of this twink posting. when are fat women going to get a spotlight? :B
i believe #cottonwhoreoutparty had some very much sized participants with very plump body parts! which is obviously #nsfw )(oωo)(
is sburb supposed to be fun? kinda getting somewhat bored with it. repetitive is the best descriptor. :B #lexihayleysburb
i wouuld imaginne its more fuunn with friennds..? i wouuldnnt knnow..
my friends are all doing their own things. busy busy busy with their quests and stuff. :B
i wish there was something to say about #lexihayleysburb but honestly its just your average rpg. kill underlings, get grist, build stuff, explore, repeat. nothing much to report there. underlings are harder but ive been consistent with my item alchemy.
thinking about french toast. might alchemize some in a bit. #frenchtoastclub
* #frenchtoastclub nation prevails * fuck i gotta get some i could down a whole stack bleh #sohungry
ive been eating a lot recently. the caliborns are rather feverish when it comes to feeding. not that i mind. :B
* listen girl. im rlly happy for you that youre getting ur calories in. lord knows i love me some awesome fuckin food * but is it worth it just to impress that caliborn guy..? like i said a while ago i sorta get your attraction. but at the same time he seems just. off to me
eating and thinking about them. #yearning
#sufferingfromsuccess. whats the hate with enjoying and liking the silly cherub? #justiceforcaliborn
alchemizing a "warning for hot dogs, i woke up" shirt.
i can still destroy a good number of hot dogs. need to practice more. current record: 32. :B
if any of you caliborns or caliborn adjacent individuals want to stuff my face with hotdogs, hmu. wink wonk. ;B #suggestive #nsfw
caliborn. me. plate of hot dogs. caliborn takes the hot dogs and feeds them to me at their pace. i get stuffed with hot dogs. :B
i… what? to make me fat? i distinctly remember that caliborn and by extension lord english enjoys fat women. being that i am one. im saying i wish to partake in the caliborn treatment. :B
i like them. it can be whatever you wish. cake. sweets. anything! :D
uHuH I SEE... ALSO I JuST LOOKED AT YOuR PREVIOuS POSTS... #INTERESTING
alchemizing hot dogs to prove a point. #vagueposting
currently making a standard 7-8 inch dog, but i could probably use the telescoping alchemiter upgrade to make them larger. i was the womens hot dog eating champion for maple valley, washington from 2014-2016 after all. i can take it. :B
☆gog damn that is genuinely fuKKin impressive? Would pay to see that tbh☆
im back once again. im not taking back my previous posts. #vagueposting
i could probably bag a caliborn with my fat alone. sigh... twirling my hair. #yearning #suggestive #nsfw
EXCUSE ME?? ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY YOUR HIDEOUS. SLOSHY. CURVACEOUS. COW BODY APPEALS... TO.... I'M LIGHT HEADED.
THIS IS A STRANGE SERIES OF EVENTS THAT I FIND MYSELF HOLDING DIFFERENT CONFLICTING FEELINGS TOWARDS. ...GOOD LUCK? I THINK?
if you want me to eat down a hotdog in one bite, just tell me when. :B #suggestive
youre talking to the womens hotdog eating champion of maple valley, washington from 2014-2016. ;)
striders, vantases, megidos, harleys, and caliborns are welcome. stroking my hair and kicking my feet right now.
i have things going on which are too complicated to understand. i have my reasons.
hiiiiii!!!! i dont have a matesprit or moirail... yet, but i do have crushes and interests with people and trolls. the question is if i should share or if i should keep my secrets. :B
tell them directly and as explicitly as possible
oh yeah, im gonna put my hands on caliborns or karkats shoulders and say "i want you." youre so right. :B
* karkats i can get * the caliborns tho? * hm * hmm. * they give me off vibes but i do kinda see your point