Lexi Hayley
@geekyGamer
hello! im lexi! i like homestuck. especially jade harley and the trolls! i hope we can be friends! :B
.you know i think probably most of you here on chittr have a real sour misunderstanding of what im all abouT .sit dowN .lets clear that nasty fucking air ouT .and talK #dramA #dramawithbasicallyallofyoU #takingoutthemetaphoricalgarbagE
sitting down not to discuss but instead to have a nice candle lit dinner with furann. “you come here often?”
thue call me the chef the way i b cookin chiken 4 my son
so true roxy.
oh, the feeling of being a medieval king, sitting on a throne with a goblet of wine in one hand and a huge turkey leg in the other.
* youre being so real today girl
im always like this. :D
* well ur posts are very real today is what i meant * #hungryposting
teehee. ill be here for a while. :D
imps will really look at a consort and go (TRANSLATED) "is anyone gonna eat that?" and not even wait for an answer #saraSBURBsession
this is very true.
i wish it was easier to produce a burger king on this land. how does one alchemize such a thing? #curious #thinking #yearning #hungry #lexihayleysburb
* ur doing a lot more hungryposting recently girl * very relatable and very awesome * yet whats the occassion?
i would say that it is because im hungry, but honestly im just fat and hankering for more. :B
whats a twink.
in the silliest way possible. you know those eridan fellows? that sort of build they have.
oh. so twinks are people who think theyre above everyone.
some are. hahahah. no, i meant that they are rather lithe and feminine.
oh. why the fuck was i called a twink. im not feminine. i think.
either they need their glasses or they are dumb. :B
∙☾__☽ oh brrotherr can we talk about big booty bitches instead? if̶ it don't jiggle when you walk what's the point
this is what im saying. :B
on alternia, do they have papa johns? is it called “troll papa johns” or is it “pawpah johnnz”?
☆both aKtually☆
do they have legal battles over the name? how confusing is it when you want to order one and get the other?
obliterate twinks? what if we obliterated a plate of hotdogs together? what if we obliterated cakes or french toast? #hungryposting #frenchtoastclub
XD<[true! 1m t1red of these beasts 1 want french toast :<]
* this is truth!!!! #frenchtoastclub!!!! #hungryposting #removequirkforyelling
glad to hear someone knows whats up. :B
yes. french toast time in the lexi home.
S⚣ true 030
you know whats up. :B *cool finger guns*
☆love obliterating some dogs☆
added to my current record by 4 more by the way.
☆Goddamn you gotta show me your techniKue, what’s your max?☆
the last time i competed, my record was 57. its been a decade since ive tried. also i don’t really have a technique. i just eat fast and take big bites.
why is it more fun to stuff my face with alchemized food than actually playing the game? :B #lexihayleysburb #suggestive #curious
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that would be fantastic and lovely. :D
is sburb supposed to be fun? kinda getting somewhat bored with it. repetitive is the best descriptor. :B #lexihayleysburb
i wouuld imaginne its more fuunn with friennds..? i wouuldnnt knnow..
my friends are all doing their own things. busy busy busy with their quests and stuff. :B
|i r3ally want m𖦹r3 fudanshi pals.. d𖦹3s any𖦹n3 3ls3 lik3 b𖦹ys l𖦹v3 𖦹n h3r3_
hello! thats me! hai! :D
hello! soooooo… whats your favorite dynamiccc? who do you like? :D
|I lik3 all kinds but im 𖦹n a 𖦹ffic3 c𖦹m3dy bing3 curr3ntly! I n33d a fluff br3ak in b3tw33n th3 int3ns3 stuff...._
hehehehe. fun!