Lexi Hayley
@geekyGamer
hello! im lexi! i like homestuck. especially jade harley and the trolls! i hope we can be friends! :B
does anyone have an underling that follows you? i have a big ogre i named pickles because he has the color and texture of one. wish he would get out of my snack cupboard and let me actually alchemize some of that stuff first. >:B #lexihayleysburb
* i understand you seem attached to this big ogre 'pickles' but i find the nature of your allyship to be dubious at best * not to mention getting into your snack stash... * excuse me if this comes off a bit rash, but you gotta cull that thing girl
GONNA START CALLING MY SECRETARY “UNDERLING” NOW.
hes not trying to attack me. i can see him being like a big pet or something like that. would help to have him along too since the difficulty ramped up quite a lot with me going up twice on my echeladder. :B
* hmm... well, if he helps you in combat, i can't deny that seems quite useful * the prize to pay, though... you gotta teach that guy some basic manners when it comes to what he consumes! harumph!
he seems to like the doritos the most so ill make him more of those. shaking the bag over his open mouth like im giving him a treat is funny to me hahaha.
alchemized a jacket like the one jade wears. absolutely bouncing with joy right now. :B #lexihayleysburb
just making sure. some trolls have been deciding to do their usual and be a bit silly with their suggested codes.
:33< no its just a sw33t treat to beat the heat :((
arf, she is!!!!!!! <33 *dreamy sigh*
giggling right now. when i feel like im in a bad place, i think of jade, then i feel so much better.
me too!!!! she makes me feel so safe... and i try to do the same for her!!
i've been robbed!!!
i didnt rob you! I just had a picture of the jacket and alchemized a copy of my own. maybe you misplaced yours?
YAWN. I'VE AWOKEN FROM MY NAP. HELLO CHITTR.
WOOaw.... WOOmen...
WOOAGH PRETTY WOOMEN!!!!!!!
PICK A NUMBER FROM 1-300.
xx_whbat_if_i_BIT_yuo_xx
how hard? like a soft kitten or like a bear trap? i would prefer the former.
someone sent me a code for a bucket of their… fluids. not funny. #nsfw
:33< if mew dont want it ill take it
:33< damn :((
:33< i dont know meowbe theyre a purrfurt like meow? #nsfw
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despite my chumhandle, i can ”lock in” if needed.
you know. when i say i dont like alchemized pastries all that much, i wish to still eat it. an imp totally just jumped out and smacked it out of my hand. that was a perfectly fine eclair that was wasted. >:B
* how different do the alchemized pastries taste compared to regular ones :?
have you ever eaten a pastry that was cold and has been sitting out for about 4 hours? its about the same as that.
* that sounds so terrible!!! :[ * at that point i'd consider finding some way to alchemize the necessary tools to just bake it myself honestly * not a baker at all or anything, but man. how sad...
if only i didnt subject my earth to an apocalypse or at least brought a baker with me when I did. maybe i can find a carapacian baker on prospit to bring back with me.