
i'm g0ing t0 fucking cull myself s0me0nes already trying t0 fuck a tub 0f ice cream. #nsfw #sevenelevenp0sting

i'm watching y0u

bruh you GOT to get your shit together

I PROMISE ALL YOU WILL FIND IS AN EMPTY ICE CREAM TUB AND ALOT OF MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP STAINING MY LIPS.

CLEARLY THEY NEEDED A CLAIRFICATION ON MY INTENT TO EAT THE ICE CREAM NOT FUCK IT.

I mean in general you gotta get your shit together

LOOK ALRIGHT I COME TO THIS 7/11 TO RELAX HAVING TO BE SERIOUS ALL DAY, MOST OF THE TIME IM VERY COMPOSED, BUT THIS IS WHERE I COME TO UNWIND AND GET A LITTLE BIT SILLY.

That's...really sad

OF COURSE IT IS I WAS A GRUB SOLDIER DUDE. IF ANYTHING GOING TO A 7/11 IS LIKE GOING TO A LUXURY RESORT.

Go to a park and do some disc golf or something, dude, 7/11's ain't a good place for self-care

I AM NOT THAT OLD.