Feiris Synnex
@tentativeTantalizer
pansexualNonb'nary. theyThem weRoll withIt. 'Am onAnd offCh'ttr forWeeks ofAny part'cularT'me. dmsOpen!
'No longerHunger.
'Hunger.
ohUh h'There @tur'ngTranscendence. welcomeBack.
woahUh allFour? wowUh 'sSometh'ng go'ngWrong?
Not at all. I'm just surprised by so many people missing me!
zzzzZZZZ.
okkkk| shouldProbablyyy actuallySleeppp gooddL'ghtttttttttt
youKnow what| th'nk| justNeed moreSleep. helloThere onceAga'n sweetSopor. #substance
'Know 'Just loggedOn forThe f'rstT'me 'nL'ke aMonth but| reallyFeel l'keSh't r'ghtNow. l'ke| amMelt'ng. sun|s notUp r'ghtNow.
'Keep forgett'ngThat ch'ttrEx'sts forWeeks atOnce. whenWas 'Last loggedOn? 'Cannot reallyRemember. "<-._.-<<
halfOf youAre be'ngDumbasses r'ghtNow. youKnow wh'chHalf.
the ones not doing the #pourabeeroutonyourcrotchchallenge i'M sure
oh|t appears| haveSeen thehotDog th'efOn myCh'ttr dur'ngMy endlessScroll. th'sMakes myN'ght overFour t'mesWorse. "<-._.-<<
(OOC) [6/18 8:42 pm EST] For the 7/11 employees out there (the ones eith the badge); and for everyone else too probably; There's a mxparp for 7/11. Usually, Aradiabot, Lorn, or I would open up, but its always public, so theoretically it can function with only one of any of the members! We forgot for like 4 days and left poor Sollux waiting. So if you are bored or smth maybe you could open up the shop! Make sure to chitt about it once so people see though. #sevenElevenpostIng https://msparp.chat/troll-seven-eleven [I kinda needed a pin that wasn't the Aradiabot rechitt and didn't want to do an intro so...]
weLeft theSollux hang'ngFor tooLong. uhhhWhoops. 'Slept forFour n'ghtsAfter meenarad'aBeach. <-o.O-<< https://msparp.chat/troll-seven-eleven #sevenElevenpost|ng
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uhWell sevenEleven 'sGo'ng toBe openToday. 'Swear toGog doNot breakAnyth'ng. "<-o.O-<< https://msparp.chat/troll-seven-eleven #sevenElevenpost|ng
@cr't'calConsp'rac'st hasStolen aTub ofButter. th's|s bothCompletely unacceptableAnd reallyQuest'onable. #sevenElevenpost|ng
'Have beenStand'ng here|n th'sBas'cally emptySeven elevenFor thePast twoHours. #sevenElevenpost|ng
OHwHY FUCK|NGnOW????!!?! #NsFw #SEVENeLEVENPOST'NG
r'ghtNow 't|s aboutT'me toClock outOf workFor theN'ght. notMuch happenedToday but| th'nkThat 'sGood. #sevenElevenpost|ng
'Must rem'ndYou allThat us'ngSubstances 'nThe bathroom|s expresslyForb'dden. pleaseStop. beforeArad'a sets|t onF're aga'nW'th oneOf you|ns'de. ohAlso youNeed toWash yourProngs beforeLeav'ng theBathroom. #sevenElevenpost|ng
thatWas uhFun! <-O.<-<<