♦ pitied by @tentativeTantalizer
I gootta stoop flirting i just foound soomeoone's severed head with a ribboon oon my poorch
I HATE PARALELL SELVES I HATE PARALELL SELVES I HATE PARALELL SELVES I HATE PARALELL SELVES I HATE PARALELL SELVES I HATE PARALELL SELVES I HATE PARALELL SELVES I HATE PARALELL SELVES I HATE PARALELL SELVES I HATE PARALELL SELVES I HATE PARALELL SELVES I HATE PARALELL SELVES! #VAGUEPOSTING
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II 2pent the better part of an entiire cycle pa22ed out on the floor of my hiive, what all diid II mii22? II triied gettiing iinto the troll 7-11 but they were locked up tiight.
got the super hate rea(t on the “be 7ourself” advi(e. what a time to be alive
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I hate everything here.
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⚗ you ☾lean ONE 🝭athroom stall with MIGHT unknown, and suddenly the phor☾es 🝭elow REQUIRE a tri🝭ute phor the powers used. i am NOT ☾at☾hing and sa☾rifi☾ing a ☾LU☾K🝭EAST to a☾☾ess this, i will just MAKE my own. lord. damned. ☾HANT.
SOMETIMES I ENVY GIMMICK ACCOUNTS. THEY DON'T EVER HAVE TO WONDER WHAT TO POST. THEY HAVE THEIR SHTICK AND DON'T NEED TO OVERTHINK EVERY SINGLE WORD. THEY JUST DO *THE THING* AND IT'S CHARMING.
my hair is not cooperating I'm a8out to shave it 8ald
// had a dream someone made a Chittr Users Slander video
#wizard twink obliterated https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0d252442450d.jpg
🔍 _-_-_- I have a few days ⌕ff w⌕rk due t⌕ the entire head-n⌕t-⌕n-b⌕dy situati⌕n. _-_-_-
THE M⧃UNTAIN HAS BEEN TURNED INT⧃ A W⧃MAN... THIS MAN'S P⧃WER IS GREATER THAN I ANTICIPATED
oh here we go again
guess what? chicken butt!
🔍 _-_-_- The w⌕rst part the... c⌕rrecti⌕n the best part n⌕... the w⌕rst he's s⌕ fucking attractive, dude. :'( ab⌕ut t⌕ f⌕rgive my murderer f⌕r having a killer facecard. _-_-_-
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//hey this should go without saying but if youve got me blocked can you, like, not comment on my posts? just awful for everyone really. thank you.
K--<not responding to dms because one individual in particular has dmed me and i get scared opening the menu btw. its not personal
K--<people say they're here for me until they realise im not just sad im actually fucking nuts and then they tend to back away
i dont trust PACKAGES with no label. WHAT ARE YOU, MYSTERIOUS CRATE?
I do not think I am going to survive this dim season, my skin has 8een so FUCKING DRY LATELY AND I'M GOING INSANE...DIMMER SEASON IS GONNA 8E EVEN WORSE !! !! !! !!
#vagueposting
@mazterCuller ZTOP BEIN AN EDGELORD UR NOT 6 ANYMORE LAWL
@mazterCuller DIZ U FR
ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >¡m n0t ≡v≡n f≡m pr≡s≡nt!ng qh≡r≡ d!d y0u g≡t th!s fr0m
K--<how do i fix my life
please d0 n0t flirt with the empl0yees unless they want t0 ig
K--<i know something #vagueposting
can't find a flaw in the l0gic. #shitpost
HTTPS://I.P⧃STIMG.CC/V8N852NW/IMAGE-2⧃26-⧃6-⧃8-1914⧃⧃295.PNG @GUTSYGUMSH⧃E D⧃ N⧃T QUAD REACT AND VANISH C⧃ME BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN Y⧃UR C⧃MPLEX FEELINGS T⧃ BIG M⧃UNTAIN #NSFW
K--<i hope burais is having fun in sburb
K--<you can stop being nice to me now i dont mind. save it for the real burais. i think she forgot about me anyway lol.
:(
//when youve been there done that irl it becomes easier
//this is the real burais. she is just continuing her mental degradation.
what day is it where am i
Had my first kiss tooday #real
Guy came in here, but 10 boner pills, and popped half of them in front of me right after paying. Then he left. I don't know if this was some kinda power move or what but I'm a little worried I'm gonna find him dead in our parking lot on my break. #sevenelevenposting #nsfw ? i guess
HE JUZT LEFT ME ON READ TO MAKE OUT WITH THEM INZTEAD HUH X? I ZEE HOW IT IZ XYLLEM... #directpozting
K--<being forgiven feels nice, probably. hope it happens to me one day.
K--<vianti... is sleeping with me!?
K--<did we actually kiss or was that a troll mandela effect
i dtayed up so late that its now too earluy to be drinking.... #substance
i feel bad. i'm giving tavvy his glasses back.
okay. i broke tavvy's glasses and i feel bad now. #SurvivalNo #):
WAIT I CAN STEAL TAVVY'S GLASSES! #SurvivalPro
>>| .i don't like this clone situation. .at .all.
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♡♤♢♧ Greetings and salutations, Chittr! We have a new Quadnote from an anonymous source, meant for one @happyElectrician Your message is as follows: “I can't do this, Kali. I can't.” Oh no... Is this a breakup..? Through my little delivery system? Ah! A postman could cry..! If you would like to submit a note of your own, follow the link below! Arrivederci! #Quadnotes ♧♢♤♡
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While the parad9xical nature 9f 9ur existence requires n9 intr9ducti9n it is always p9lite t9 give a hell9 when walking int9 a r99m. My name is Kankri Vantas, I greet y9u where y9u stand and I will meet y9u where y9ur p9litics lie. It sh9uld 6e kn9wn I am a heavy adv9cate, this may 69re y9u. If y9u 9pen y9ur mind t9 my w9rds y9u may learn s9mething, if y9u shut me 9ut I will remain f9r the rest 9f the s9cially curi9us. 9ur systems are 6r9ken, I d9n't have t9 tell y9u this, y9u're well aware. What y9u can d9 a69ut it is the unexpl9red r9ad y9u fear. I d9 n9t adv9cate f9r warm t9ne supremacy, I d9 n9t adv9cate f9r matriarchy 9r patriarchy, I adv9cate f9r equality. We can all 6e heard as 9ne pe9ple. 9ne v9ice. 9ne p9wer. S9cial change starts with y9u. I am privileged en9ugh t9 have g9ne t9 university during my time alive, I have a degree in s9ci9l9gy, psych9l9gy and tr9llmanities. If y9u ever need anything fr9m me, anything, send me a message and I will make the pr9per time f9r y9u. I am celi6ate, meaning I d9 n9t participate in quadrants 9r sexual relati9ns. Yes, I am a virgin. I wear this with pride. Y9u will n9t change this, g99d luck trying. I am sure there are plenty with s9me s9rt 9f fetish f9r this, I d9 n9t kink shame, take this elsewhere, I am n9t interested. The terms 9f my 6l9g: I d9 n9t 6l9ck, I d9 n9t mute, I am 9pen t9 seeing all th9ughts and 9pini9ns even if I disagree with them. If y9u must harass s9me9ne, harass me, I take it in stride, y9u are n9thing c9mpared t9 the suffering faced 6y the masses. I am a frequent tagger, I d9 n9t questi9n my tags. Everything is a trigger f9r s9me9ne, 6e mindful. QNA: "Y9u're s9 w9rdy." Yes, I am glad y9u n9ticed. "Y9ur p9st means n9thing, this means n9thing, y9u p9sted this and it means n9thing." Read it again. "I hate y9u." I d9n't care. "Vantas, I swear t9 ####ing G9d. I'm g9ing t9 6eat y9ur stupid fucking snarky ass." That's nice. TW: #Parad9xes #Parad9xSpace #P9litics #69red9m #L9ngerP9st #Reading #S9cialIssues #SJWP9sting #SJW #SJWReclaimed #S9ciety #CasteSupremacyMenti9ned #Matriarchy #Patriarchy #CallT9Acti9n #University #C9llege #HigherEducati9n #SexualT9pics #SexMenti9ned #Celi6acy #NSFW #Relati9nships #Quadrants #Religi9nIndirectly #Fetishes #Kinks #VirginKink #6l9ckingAndMuting #Harassment #6ullying #HarassmentShield #Tagging #TriggerWarnings #QNA #Misunderst99dLiterature #Mindfulness #Vi9lence #Psych9l9gy #S9ci9l9gy #Tr9llmanities #9nCallTherapist #9nCallPsych9l9gist #9nCallS9cialW9rker #S9cialW9rk #W9rk #J96s #J96Applicati9nsImplied #PinnedP9st #6l9gging
My friends, look to the horizon. Do you see it? Not the sun. Not the mountains. Not the kingdoms we have built from dust and arrogance. I speak of the darkness beyond them. It is coming. Slowly. Patiently. The darkness has no hunger for our flesh. Flesh is temporary. Flesh is an accident. No, it waits for something far sweeter. It waits for the moment your heart stutters for the last time. It waits for the final spark behind your eyes to gutter and fade. Then it comes. And it takes what remains. Your soul. Every memory. Every joy. Every terror. Every whispered secret and forgotten dream. Gathered up like embers from a dying fire. And where does it carry them? Not to paradise. Not to oblivion. It feeds them into the Machine. The Deus Ex Machina. The Machine of Creation. The vast engine hidden behind reality itself. The stars are its gears. The galaxies are its pistons. Time is merely the sound of its mechanisms turning. It devours us all. Not out of cruelty. Not out of justice. But because it must. The Machine consumes the dead and reshapes them into the living. It melts kings and beggars together. It grinds saints and murderers into the same cosmic slurry. Every soul becomes fuel. Every life becomes raw material. And from that furnace, new worlds emerge. New people. New dreams. New suffering. The darkness is not our enemy. It is the collector. The shepherd. The silent hand that gathers the harvest for the Machine. Even now it waits beyond the edge of the firelight. Patient. Watching. Knowing that every one of us already belongs to it. Every breath you take is merely borrowed time. Every heartbeat is a countdown. And when the darkness finally reaches for you, do not scream. Do not beg. Do not curse the void. For you are not ending. You are being recycled. Ground into the gears of creation. Returned to the engine that made you. And somewhere, in a world not yet born, a child will open their eyes for the first time, carrying fragments of everything you once were. The Machine wastes nothing. The darkness forgets nothing. And one day, all of us will return to the turning gears.
Look I didn't make the no pailing rule! People need to use that place to shit and piss not fill buckets or whatever--it's just common courtesy! #nsfw #sevenelevenposting
is s0me assh0le lighting up a b0ng in the bathr00m #sevenelevenp0sting
m0rning shift #sevenelevenp0sting
I w⚣nder if th⚣se were pitch feelings I felt... is it pitch if y⚣u want t⚣ see tbe ⚣ther pers⚣n squirm
so apparently the flash drive i found is someone’s memories lmao
How do I know if I'M prengan?
oh hey you're 8ack I missed you my little freaklet
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Can www.e touch frontal lobes @~,@
and merge souls ?? yeah fuck it lets go
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Yes God pleasepleasepleasepelseelsleepwww.lelelelepelwww.elejeldjdpedjelejepejepenelsnddbsmdnddffffff [USER HAS BLUE SCREENED.]
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the power of seduction compels you #suggestive
Lately i find myself typing up very strongly worded paragraphs and then deleting them after an eternity of hovering over the little send it button. Im not bitter. Ive never been less bitter in my life.
How exactly do you deal with your ex (?) lover having what appears to be a mental breakdown that has since resulted in your breakup and he cannot be convinced to change his mind? Also what do you do if hes accusing you of antics with a girl you feel completely platonic about and now youve gotta look that girl in the face over dinner tonight and pretend she didnt just end your entire relationship somehow? Seriously i couldnt tell you whats gone wrong in my life over the past week because im awful confused myself but wow!
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ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >guys ! th!bk ! m!ghr b≡ /\. m/\s0《 h!st #nsfw
Cool so now I have to powerwash blood off the pavement in my downtime. Which I'm kinda excited about cos powerwashing shit is fun as hell. But now I'm running things without a coworker and again it is my FIRST SHIFT. This isn't as bad as that time Unc deep fried his hand at the food truck at least. #sevenelevenposting
Oh I've seen Kanaka around. I was fully prepped for a long-ass day regardless lmao It's just mildly stressful now instead of stressful and infuriating
s0me0ne please pick up kanaka's shift they g0t the abs0lute fuck beaten 0ut 0f them in the parking l0t #sevenelevenp0sting
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>She w✦s we✦k, ✦nd so she deserved to lose, but to continue inflicting wounds upon ✦n opponent ✦lre✦dy defe✦ted lowers you to the level of be✦sts.
ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >/\gh wg/\t th≡ fu《 j m/\n 0h my g0d >!t. hyrt s s0 mu《 h 0w...
Y'all it's my first shift you guys have GOT to stop taking pictures of your crimes in the back of the store! Or at least make sure not to get the Seven Eleven in the shot! #sevenelevenposting
w0rking in seven eleven right n0w i am deeply missing my partner but i've g0t a j0b t0 d0 #yearning #sevenelevenp0sting
DOTTIE ?? ?? ?? ?? ??
reminder t0 cust0mers because i assume the empl0yees are smart en0ugh n0t t00 please d0 n0t pail in 0ur fucking bathr00m i will pers0nally rend y0u #sevenelevenp0sting #nsfw
Making casual acquaintances that aren’t my preexisting friends and also do not know my entire life story has been refreshing in a manner I cannot express. Not even making new friends, just having people who see me consistently and kind of know me, but not my personal life or even really my hobbies. Just friendly interactions where we mutually think, oh, it’s them again, hello.
:33 < can one of the seven eleven employ33s unban me :33 < i want a slurp33 and vriskers won't let me back in efurr since the incident
I swear on all that is holy IF SOME STRANGER STARTS TALKING TO YOU A8OUT DOORS DO NOT FUCKING ANSWER THEM !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !!
My fucking 8ack hurts.
ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >Y0u kn0w ¡ m≡/\nt #phunt
w0w during pride m0nth h0m0ph0bic much https://i.p0stimg.cc/bncrc14j/screensh0t-20260604-113011.png
I used to work at a movie theatre until the Troll Minecraft movie came out and the people watching lit the place on fire when he said “Cluck8east Jockey”
:33< its already too hot and the suns only b33n up fur like 3 hours :33< cull meow
i dont know how everyone else finds stuff to post about. is nobody mundane anymore
no no no no no no is the fuckign door guy 8ack no no I cannot do this no
Can we not say the number for a bit thanks maybe that will work
she isn't gone she is n't gone shes somewhere
> what the hell 12 a #wetYao1Day ? <
Please be aware that in accordance with the new law proposed by @cryhoundColortura (dubbed "#wetyaoiday," wherein "all 8oys must wear white t shirts that are kind of form fitting") I have personally made sure to both ensure @broStrider is now wearing the appropriate clothing, and taken it upon myself to drench him in water once again. Might have gone a little overboard, but that is the price I pay. I am but a servant of my community.
[JU$T FOUND OUT I'M ALLERGI# TO #O#ONUT #Y↑ #IMATTHEHO$PITAL]
this next question is b7 @tentativetantalizer! feiris asks “ uh(an 7oudo afl'p?” well, with flight, 7eah, obviousl7. let’s see without flight… oka7 i got onto m7 feet but i was off balan(e and ate shit. hope that helps ask me shit! https://do(s.google.(om/forms/d/1qqoxpld7wfb(tkh(bzmf_bmwx7(1m-igoxgjq9tbdgu/ #n7ritasks
ahaha ahhha ahahaha i feel on top of the world right now i forgive everyone of everything ever it feels so good to be me again ^_^
Does anyone know a lawyer? The Lash needs a restraining order.
again i didnt mean to fo it multiversally! but. yay more fun!
CAN MY FATASS PRONGS STOP HITTING SPADE OH MY GODDDDDS
it's kind of jarring how the world keeps going even after trauma I don't expect it to stop, 8ut everything feels like it's going so fast around me while I sit still if that makes sense ?? I don't know. I just want her to 8e okay
< The Hoofbeasst iss back. :>~
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Wait.
I am. fucking terrified to actually sleep 8ecause I'm pretty sure my nap was only doorless 8ecause my moirail was there 8ut. I can deny it no longer goodlight everypuppy I really hope tomorrow is 8etter for all of us
I didn't realise I DON'T have the trans 8adge? ::::O
I mneed food. I"m going to get that. and take. a 8re8ak for a second if anypuppy sees my lusus please contact me. her name is dottie. she's a really good girl shge always comes when called please. let me know. she has a collar it has my num8er on it. https://file.garden/aerg5N7dt0Euhalp/DOTTIE.png
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"how much do you think you can change 8efore you're somepuppy else ?? some*thing* else ??" https://file.garden/aerg5N7dt0Euhalp/grief.jpg
OH MY GODS OH YM ODS WHER EHTE FUCK IS DOTTIE
I N VE R T E D ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ??
https://file.garden/aerg5N7dt0Euhalp/Screenshot%202026-06-02%20at%205.02.16%20PM.png world fucking stop.
"Unrelated door monster here (not that guy). I want to apologize for whatever is happening to you." WHAT DO YOU MEAAAANNN UNLREATED DOOR MONSTER. HOW MMANY FUCKIGN DOOR MONSTERS ARE THERE WHERE THE FUCK AM I
yeah and up yours too jackass way to freak me out
honestly at this point I would 8e relieved if I'm just #8eingfuckedwith
okay I'm 3 doors down, the power in my hive has decided it wasn't necessary here 8ut we're fine we're gucci as the wrigglers say. who doesn't love a little checking every door in your massive fucking hive in the pitch dark. we all love that.
Shoutout to @tentativeTantalizer, one of my most underrated day ones. Wouldn't be here without you, buddy.
bang! i got you! haha! rechit to #bang someone else
Also how the fuck did it taking meeting LITERAL aliens for me to make friends
Stab beam
I'm in Roblox now https://i.postimg.cc/0yBNPy3D/Screenshot-20260508-131143.png
[WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE 17 NOTIF$ WHAT HAPPENED DID THEY HIT THE $E#OND TOWER??]
hey guys how about #phuntrposting yeahhh #phuntrposting !!! hahaha.... ha... haa.... uh, anyone???
Replies to all posts that mention food or drink with offer to manifest.
Hmm. Krisbot.
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i find myself stuck between like and pity . . . himero may be getting to me
... My bad.
How may I shape your reality?
Lov3 g3tting dragg3d out on 2om3 bull2hit th3 night of fight night Fml
I'm down with the sickness uwa-a-a-a. 😔 #allergies
♰ feeling.. a bit under the weather today. i don't know what has gotten into my system ♰
why are there z0 many highb100dz with a *thing* f0r 10wb100dz?
did any0ne e1ze have their 0rigina1 1uzuz eaten by an0ther 1uzuz that then ad0pted them 0r waz i juzt un1ucky.
keeping track of who i have and haven't bred is really hard but i've found recently that my dog tier senses can help make that way easier!! i can pretty accurately pick out who in a room i have and haven't knocked up yet entirely through smell! it's an absolute time saver #nsfw
more ratings coming soon.
38/ Royeel advisors say my quads s)(oald be open. Boat t)(at's like. A terribubble idea!
I've hit a new low. The 10k grubs account blocked me.
Alright, I'll stop running the program. But someone better come up with something fun to do that gets us involved again, or I'm reinjecting it.
This virus actually spreads via gay people, so we're all FUCKED.
Poll concluded. I will think about uploading malware to this website. The cheesecake and the other thing can maybe come later.
It's another one of those days where they put me in an elevator and make me fight twenty-three mercenaries around a control point over ownership of a weapons company.
look at this fuckass cat [The video opens with a shot of the floor. It's a hardwood floor made of a large number of wood scraps that have been cobbled together in such a way it looks reasonably professional. An orange blur flies past the camera, moving from the right hand side of the screen to the left. The camera attempts to follow it, but by the time it settles the blurry creature is gone. Now visible is a bookshelf with an assortment of items on it, ranging from stacks of CDs to wires to pieces of sound systems and finally a couple of taxidermy pieces of birds. Dave can be heard speaking from behind the camera, a clear smile in his voice. "whered you go you lil shit" The camera jerks a short distance toward the right, then toward the left as though searching, then centers back on the bookshelf. The orange blur reappears (now clear to be a small, ginger kitten with a pair of wings), jumping up to the top of the bookshelf, his back arched and his wings spread out above him. He hops a step closer to the edge of the bookshelf with an odd little growl. He can be seen spotting the camera, his pupils getting wider. He wiggles a little to readjust, then dives at the camera. The screen goes black and Dave can be heard laughing, the cat clearly purring. The sounds continue for a short second, then the the Dark Souls 'You Died' screen fades in. The video stops.]
Ah I see. Another site left uninhabited by MANN CO. Safe to say it's time to open up shop on this fine site, eh?
work at the office is slow today ive been waiting for a call for like an hour now i already ordered pizza for the whole office and already ate it
The hardest part about making that Demoman's one sword is shoving a ghost into it. We have about a hundred thousand of that exact sword in stock. Do you have ANY IDEA how hard it is to shove the spirit of some hippie into a sword?
< I logged in thiss morning and ssaw what everyone wass possting. S"hocking. httpss://f2.toyhou.sse/file/f2-toyhou-sse/imagess/119117404_zPUn1e0W8awgqVB.png :>~
not enough beautieful sleep…. :( dont look @ me……
X Welp! The HRT facilities are up and chugging away at E and T production while my good man Atjaas oversees production By this time next week I’ll have enough of a supply to start providing. x
wtf do u mean u have 5 bulges an only fucked me with one of them also with the shit ur postin i hate u more now why did i ever let u fuck me omfg @cesarianAqueduct #nsfw #mistakes #whydidifucktheweirderidan
Wow! U)(m. T)(at was a LOT. 38) Apparently t)(e --Erifin of my timeline )(as officially declared )(imself t)(e voice of “true )(ig)(blood masculinity” and )(as begun rallying purplebloods, violetbloods, assorted angry seadwellers, and at least t)(ree deeply divorced goldblood p)(ilosop)(ers into some kind of )(IG)(BLOOD R-EVOLT against t)(e t)(rone. W)(ic)( is )(onestly extremely embarrassing for everyone involved. From w)(at I understand, )(is movement mostly consists of furious speec)(es about degeneracy, women ruining civilization, lowblood contamination of culture, and )(ow t)(e empire )(as become “feminized” under my rule. W)(ic)( is V-ERY funny considering )(e spends )(alf )(is time writing t)(ousand-word manifestos about women in skintig)(t wetsuits. But besides t)(at! I guess I )(ave to formally declare )(im a rebel against t)(e empire now. So. By t)(e aut)(ority vested in me as )(er Imperial W)(atever-I'm-Calling-Myself-Today, I )(ereby condemn --Erifin and )(is weird little angry fis)( cult as enemies of t)(e crown. All military officers loyal to t)(e t)(rone are ordered to suppress t)(e uprising immediately. Preferably before )(e discovers podcasts. I do not know )(OW t)(is )(appened. I do not know W)(Y )(ig)(blood males keep turning t)(eir unresolved romantic failures into political extremism. And I -ESP-ECIALLY do not know w)(y so many of t)(em keep describing t)(emselves as “wolves” despite living underwater. But I WILL )(andle it. Some)(ow. Gos)(. 38(
They ate my entire stock of w33d. #substance
i d0nt think im pathetic. im pretty happy guy 8ut that c0uld 8e the 8rain damage talking.
// when u accidentally stalk react from the wrong troll 😞
not gonna lie. feeling boy after a day of feeling girl is kinda nice. like whoo, i can do literally everything i could five minutes ago but i'm a boy right now.
if you see a big orange animal man with shorts on i would recommend staying away, he's a little wacky.
i may have released a video game mascot upon the earth.
he's loose.
X I think I’m the only one who’s awake rn x
i find myself forgetting what day it is a lot lately. not, like, day of the week, but day of the month.
i juet got used to being me!
wait we're talking full body swap freaky friday? hang on i did not sign up to be someone else.
I would say "What on 8eforus" 8ut it seems there's an evil profile of a human from Earth hovering around. #dashwatching
i tend to leave a TV playing in my house while i'm milling around because it gets kinda unsettling how quiet it is around here sometimes. anyway, sometimes when a commercial is playing and the guy is talking really fast, i swear i hear "tits" instead of "tips" in the context of video games and i go ?! every time. #nsfw ?
The dating scene is difficult when like everyone you know lives on a different celestial body. Tough times, tough times.
not one but two spiders in my shower. fuck!!!
One should exercise extreme discretion regarding unsolicited gifts from unknown sources. It is wise to remem8er the cautionary nature of the 'Monkey’s Paw', 8enevolence is rarely the primary motive of a stranger, let alone the white ink dou8lespeak.
I might n0t be 0n f0r the next few days Getting kidnapped rn
>:o] || sup 1d10ts, 1 ex1st n0w >:o]
(( I immediately forget what I was going to say. shit
i clearly misunderstood the #holeposting thing so now everyone else is posting cool pieces of nature while my full ass is there on the feed :/ #nsfw
Iv you tell a beast to take a video ov the sea. It may take your equipment and try to swim with it. And then you won't hav your electronics anymore. With that being said, I'm back vrom obtaining new, better, stronger equipment to create INCREDIBLY ENTERTAINING POSTS with.
Okay, I guess I'll get out of bed
OKAY WHEN I WAS ON HERE EARLIER I WAS KIND OF GOING THROUGH SOME SHIT IN THE FORM OF AN OVERWHELMING NEW WORLD THAT I HAVE TO LIVE ON BUT NOW WE'RE FAST FORWARDING IT AND I HAVE A COUPLE OF MINUTES BEFORE WE CLOCK BACK IN AS GOD LARPERS TO I GUESS MAKE SOME APOLOGIES CONSIDERING PAST ME WAS A RAGING DOUCHEBAG. I'M NOT SORRY FOR THE SHIT THAT I SAID TO SOME OF YOU- THOSE ARE OPINIONS I HOLD THAT A LOT OF YOU ARE VERY FUCKING WEIRD AND ALSO FRIGHTEN ME IMMENSELY. *HOWEVER*, I DIDN'T HAVE TO GO ON A SCREED ABOUT IT ON YOUR PERSONAL PAGES OR MAYBE MAKE A LITTLE DOG GIRL CRY? THAT ONE FELT PRETTY BAD EVEN IF THE IDEA OF BEING HER HUMAN DAD MADE ME WANT TO FLAY MY OWN SKIN OFF. SO YEAH, SORRY FOR BEING AN ERRONEOUS ASSHOLE ON SOME FRONTS.
3833 < Dave got robbed at the family picnic by a large pigeon. > 3833 < There is a large pigeon with a blunt. > #substances
WATCHING THE GODTIERS FLY AROUND LIKE PIXIE MORONS WHILE I'M STUCK HERE ON THE FLOOR DEALING WITH A SUN FOR THE FIRST TIME AND I HAVE A SINKING FEELING ONE OF THESE IDIOTS IS GOING TO DROP A SHITTY STATUE OF LIBERTY ON MY HEAD.
THIS PLACE IS ALREADY GIVING ME A HEADACHE WATCHING ALL OF THE BULLSHIT THAT SEEMS TO JUST BE ALLOWED ON HERE.
~come to #meissoday on the 18th for a delicious seafood buffet and a good time and please don’t hurt me this is just my vvriggling day party
I'm out of Swedish Fish.
I've come to a realisation. I exist as a gimmick. I don't know if I have a self, or a person, but I can't put words to any of it. All my life I've been just reflecting whoever's in front of me, whoever's around me, and now I'm paying the price for it. I don't know what I am anymore, and now there's nobody left for me to match, to repeat. To copy, actually. I don't even see my own face in the mirror anymore. And when I do, I don't recognise it as me at first. Is this my comeuppance for being a fraud? Or was I set up for this all along? I want to be free. I want this to stop, but I'm afraid that whatever 'this' is just happens to be what I am. I'm invisible, and yet I'm so, so very visible. May God save me.
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? Forces can only oppose each other if they want to! © SBURB 2009
#eridanweek #horror You find yourself in the same cubicle you've worked for the past ten years in. You find yourself alone in the half lit office building. You are the last individual in the building, everyone else has families at home. You gaze at the CRT Monitor displaying its 600 x 400 resolution. You are comforted by the warm hum radiating from its core. You flit your pupils about your digital workspace, resting on the internet explorer icon. You decide to click it, check a few personal emails. You are invited to a website, chittr.ing, it's called. You see it's created by an Alternian. @dynamicFlowfields You see your standard social media fare when you register. You see pictures of friends and foes of old sharing good tidings. You feel a warmth inside. You however, lose that warmth when you notice a small trend. You saw it every dozen posts or so. #imcoming. You chalked it up to an innuendo. You did not register the warning. You look into it a bit more as it begins to populate your feed. You see #eridanweek, your see #bouncingonit. You see no reason to be worried. You let yourself be comfortable once more. You find yourself reading one of Rankmaid's fictive narratives. @archiveAddict You don't let it excite you too much, you're still at work. You don't give #imcoming much more mind. You don't even realize it's already the second day of #eridanweek. You look at the clock, it is midnight. You wet your eyes with eyedrops, ever handy. You can not seem to turn away just yet. You begin to experience Eridan Week vicariously through the posts. You see the likes of humorous, possibly purely jesting, celebrities from Alternia and Beforus. You notice that nearly ever post of Eridan Week includes #imcoming. You notice that #imcoming slowly turns to #ImComing. You are uneasy from the new threat. You look elsewhere, exploring other tags such as #teatime and catching up with others who aren't involved. You see irrelevant posts to Eridan Week even begin to include #imcoming. You begin to see odd images aghast across your dashboard. You begin to see yourself in images you weren't aware of being taken. You see yourself commenting on posts long since past. You did not write these. You keep seeing it. You even begin to post #imcoming in these retroactive oddities. You assume that this is due to someone mimicking your identity. You attempt to steer conversation on the platform away from it. You hastily type up humor, and romantic posts. You are doing anything you can to drown out #ImComing. You notice it is larger now. #IMCOMING. You select the tag, out of sheer curiosity and perhaps a fear for survival. You need to know who is coming. You. You are coming. You scroll endlessly through the tag. You see yourself on every post. You see your own hollow words. You see your notifications begin to shift. You are bombarded, first, a dozen #IMCOMING Responses. You refresh. You see a hundred. You refresh. You see a thousand. You click one. You see yourself. You click another. You see your own account again. You scroll down your feed. You only see your own account. You see your profile picture, stretched, compressed, tortured, reflected in glass. You do not remember seeing yourself like this before. You try to log out. You fail. You try to close the browser. You fail. You try to shut of the monitor. You are tortured by its continued hum. You step away. You notice the lights are long since turned out. You notice the office is even darker than usual. You see the distant lights of other monitors flicker. You notice a rhythm. You notice a heartbeat. You notice it isn't yours. You look back to the screen. You see #ImComing is #ImHere. You do not remember this post. You do not remember thinking it. You see a live feed open itself. You see your grainy, monochrome cubicle in an old video. You see your chair, your desk. You see yourself. You are not looking at the monitor. You are looking at the camera. You see the image distorting as the alternate self begins to move closer. You see it distort the frame. You hear it. You do not have speakers. You hear it under you, or around you. You hear its cacophony of whispers. You hear it gently say, "I'm here." You see the monitor flicker. You see the camera cut out. You monitor briefly turns out as you lean forward. You see yourself in your own reflection, only behind you. You see chittr.ing return. You see a new post. You see @you. You see an image loading slowly. You clench your nails in anticipation as each line slowly creeps into rendering. You see your cubicle again. You notice it is empty. You aren't even there. You see the caption. #IMHERE You feel something breathing on your neck. You stand up to leave. You see its fingers slowly extend past your peripheral vision. You close your eyes. You shouldn't have stayed.
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? It is not impossible to have 2 aspects! It is also not impossible to have 0 aspects! © SBURB 2009
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? The development of Sburb predates the Cambrian explosion! © SBURB 2009
MY DELICIOuS BREAKFAST. #MYMEAT HTTPS://IMAGE2uRL.COM/R2/DEFAuLT/IMAGES/1775135592163-4A940F07-FAB7-4AD8-910C-564802EC30FD.PNG
it was hard waiting at least an hour to like anyone's posts while i was pretending to be in a peanut coma. #peanutbuttersandwich
wait no there it is. i see it. #peanutbuttersandwich. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ac333b1987b3.png
oh, bloody hell, did jane trap yoU in the shadow dimension as well? if yoU see my wife, tell her i've been painted.
Screw jelly! I'm just going to have a straight up peanut butter sandwich. Check out my incredible and not at all shitty peanut butter sandwich, everyone. #peanutbuttersandwich! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f64343fee56d.png
Simply resurrected a sinking watercraft while marooned at the dockside. None-the-matter, all it took was some inventive skills.
Good evening, my cherished treasures. I have returned from quite the tempest.
♰ i knew the macaroni salad would be the first step to her facade breaking down ♰
Her eye is twitching. #aprilnormalday
gAmblIng UpdatE. its all gOnE.
YOu've tried dancing, you've tried lets plays, you've tried interviews. I'm sure you can find some good content to do with your lusii
imean . hello everyine this is timmy. meemaw gamgam has died badly . please send her money and.send rum
It'z zo unfortunate how eazily you can find zomeone attractive until they open their mouth.
How a8horrent, this must 8e the most appalling guest list I have ever encountered. A parade of jesters from the emerald moon, the garish fuchsia clown, an even larger 8uffoon, and, astonishingly, a law‑enforcement harlequin clad in teal and red. #Eridan-is-Weak
God, why are people actually even going to Eridan Week? Didn't zomeone fucking die and get rezurrected? What are we doing?
<3-Happy-trans-Invincible-day. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/40b9ae8f5697.png
I'm sorry did I just find out that troll 88no$ died last night?
(( you can not see it as it's in dm's, but i have wrote mindfang to be the first troll in history to have father issues (lmfao) ))
That is. Not good.
The vact that I can't attend #eridanweek due to CIRCUMSTANCES BEYOND MY APPERCEPTION is certainly HORRIBLE NEWS vor my REPUTATION. Or possibly AMAZING NEWS depending on the public's thoughts. REGARDLESS, send my regards to those whom this may regard.
Contrary to popular belief, it is not illegal to tell reporters to kill themselves or to commit #suicide.
Oh chrizt, I hear hiz loud azz footztepz marching over to my apartment block.
Fuck man I was just doing it for the bit why does catnip actually work on me fuuuck #substance ?
All commons? Ą̸̦̗̦̙̬̫̫̲͕̬̥̂̊̃̀̄̔̈́͝r̷̨̧̨̩̭̻̮͎̻͐̿͘e̵̝̩̱̗͇͇̹͎̻͖̣̽͋͛͌̉͌͒̃̿̐̈̀̈́̍̕ ̵̨̧̥̯̺͕̬͚͙͓̹̯̯͓̌́͑͂̏͊̿y̷̨̖͕̪͌͛͋̉͠͠͝ͅò̶̦̮͙̤͈̣͖̰̺̤̟̜̟͕͓̻̈́͛̀̀͆͋̏̂̈́̎̑ų̶̛̣̱̣̣̗̗̣̻͎͉͙̤̐̉̃́̏͂̈́̓͘ ̴͕͎̀́t̵̨̡̖̦̙̰̫̼̻͖̤̯̂̑̄̿̃͘͜͜ͅr̴̡̢̛͓̤̫̣̳͖̯͇̳̣͈̬͉̃̄̓̾̉̏̑̏̂̓̉̚͠͝y̷̧̢̪͈̘͇͍̹̮̳̰̪̬̘̙̌͊͊̍͑̓į̴͉̱͖̬̪̫͙̻͔̫̘͔̣̽̉̿̎͐̄̈́̓̎̇͘͜͝͝ͅn̴̠̞̟̦̮͎͔̐̿̽̈́̂̆̀̄̐͒̈́̓͗̋͝͝g̶̢̤̔̇͂̓̾̋̕͝ ̴̛̼́́̓͑̆͋́̋̄͛́͋̿̚̚̕ṭ̸̥̼̖̼̝̘̣̯̥̗̲͑̅̅͆̄́̎̔̂͂̚͘o̸͔̺̝̹̒̔ ̴̢̢̝͙͉̗̘̠̭̰͍̩̿̅͛̃͑̊̐̈́̆̋͘͜͝͝b̴͇̮̺̠͓͕͖̫͂̍̔̒́͂̒͆̄̒̽̅̔̕͜͝͝͝ͅờ̸̩͎͉̳̾́͆̈̃̍̎͜͠ř̴̺̞̖̤̙̣̈́͗͜ẹ̶̢̢͈͍̮̭̝̭̹͙̻̳̪͇͙̇̽͗̅͐͂̈́̊́̊͛͝ ̸̡͍͙̣̦͈̼̣̥̯̯͖̖̔̅̅̌̈́̈́̔̈́̈́̀͂̚̚͠͠m̶̟̞̠͔͎͚̮̩̣̅̈́̓̈́̔̕è̸̹̥̪͈̟ ̸͍̼̻͋̃͋͗̉̉̃͂̈̾͊̕͠t̵̨̛̮͕̹̣̲̤͙̬̊̀̓̉̀̊͘ͅo̶̺̗̬̗͇̯͈̣̱̟̼͕͚̖͙̪͊́̀̔̽̓̉̅̀̚ͅ ̶̺̯͕̼͚̗̻̜̐͊̃̄̄̒́̃͆̌̎̕͠͝d̴̨̙͚̦͍͍̲̠̬̫̺͚̃̎ë̵̡̪̻̬̱̻͖́ͅa̵̛̞͚̓̓͗̔̋̐̌͗͒͂̕t̸̥͎͈̱͎̻͎̘̖̙͕̣͑̐͐̅͑̋̔ḩ̶̢̢̱͇̯͎̱̳̻̼̟̟͐̄̅́̽̿͛̄̀͆̽͝ͅ?̸͓̬͠ https://i.imgur.com/uKxIyuA.png #WitchChittr #Occulism #GachALLHAILTHEEVERDARK #BLISS-BE-TO-THE-DREAD-BLIND-ETERNITIES #WITNESS-THE-ASCENSION #WITNESS-AND-DESPAIR #W̷̞͠i̸̧͎̤͓̻͍̱͖̺͕̪̅k̶̯͑͑́̔͝į̵̛̜͎̭̪̒͆͋̽̑̊̀͂̂̍̊̉̊͝P̴̡̞̝̟̟̺͊͂̊̇̇́͗̿̂͑͊͝u̷̧̙͙͖̪͍̦̪̼͇͙̥̭͋͝ͅl̶̨͎͙͈̳̼̥͕̠̃͊͋̋̊͒̿̇̅̀̾̚̕͝͝ļ̸̛̬̣͈̘̩͚͎͖͉̽̂̊͌̈̌̀̑͘͜͜͝D̸̡̧̙͚̣̩̦̩͉̗̊̈̑̈̈́̎̈́͂̅͛̀͘͝į̷̡̧͚̤̗͈̗̝̯̘͙̳̯̙̘͂̃̿͛̋̾̐͗͝ä̵̡͔̺͖̳̤͍͇̘́̀̾̌͆̈́̾̈́͐̽̃̄͋͑͛͘͜ #̷͇̜̟̜̘̅̈̌̈́̈́W̷̢̡̮͕̄́͝i̴͌̀̇͜k̶̙̜̼̳̍̂͗͝ͅḯ̶͎͚̪p̴̗̈ǘ̵̢͚̞̰͉l̷͓̾̇͑̚ĺ̵͖̠͖̐̽̌l̶̲̮͇̰̔l̶̨͇̐̔d̶͎̪͙̿͛͠͝ͅì̸͕̲̳͔͖a̴͔̝̝̺̦̍͊̀̑a̸̝̙̼̗͆̈́́a̶̝͇̍̿a̸̳̖͉̔ ̶͔͖̲̽̉͝#̴̢̛̝̒̎͘͜͠W̸̩̭̣͖̅͑̀͂͜i̸̼̺̓̈k̸̰͛̀͋i̵͈̤̼̟͈͑̏P̶̬̬̜̝̀͝u̵͎̒̈̇͂̿ĺ̵̨͉͉̯̇̓ĺ̸͙̜̺̿̈D̵̗̼̾̅̾̾͝i̸̠͉͐͊̉̕ó̷͕̭̑͋͒s̴̛̗̞̝̎̇̍͌ ̷̫̬̘̖͉̃̈̚#̶̲̟̜̾W̴̨͙̩̄͘͝ḯ̵̖̜̜̿̂͝k̶̞̩̒͂̌͗͘i̷̡̨̧͍͈̓̈́̾p̸̞̿̒͆ȕ̶̦̺͎̓͝l̷͔͋̈l̷̠̺̠̺͈̓͗̎̍̿G̸͎̹̞̩̊̿͋ờ̵̦̭̈́͝d̵̼͙͓̕͝ś̴̛̺
✶☽⭒⋆ ⚚ ⋆⭒☾✶ ´ཀ` ♱oday i'm learning no♱ everyone likes being decapi♱a♱ed... ⛧꒷༺ 🜏 ༻꒷⛧
(( it becomes hard to interact with them due to amount of same characters. And also like we know who they are and what's their deal from the webcomic. The oversaturation seem to become visible with the amount of striders. Kind of sad to see that's allowed, but I think perhaps it's just their likeness to roleplay as fav character))
Oh, never you mind I suppose. It doesn't seem likely to come up.
y0u kn0w what, i change my mind. i prefer the pity reacts 0ver pe0ple in my n0tificati0ns trying their best t0 piss me 0ff t0night.
I will admit, though I am granted near-omniscience by nature, the further the timeline moves past the completion of my purpose the darker my vision grows. Such is also true of other timelines and universes marked by my other charming selves. Normally this is no concern of mine, all that I need to know is what is necessary for the summoning of my Lord. Still, this website offers a unique opportunity to expand my gaze and illuminate the darkest of pockets. And, to use a phrase that I rarely am given a chance to: I wonder what I will discover. Haa Haa. Hee Hee. Hoo Hoo.
"And that's a wrap!!!" @territorialTantalization https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/1676973b1vc9.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/7bbvv1caa068.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/26b416e9aa3e.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/58a046a44b67.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/717d2030b74d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/59bd45e9aa7d.png
"It's a shame that all ov my dreams hav been obliterated during this ovr-24-hour-long video. How will I evr invorm the world ov all the reactions to my rude and questionable questions now that my spirit has been burnt to death? This is the saddest day ov my short, short liv. I am so sad. Gasp! A troll approaching me vrom the side! You, my vriend. Will you do me the honors ov doing the outro ov my video vor me? I am simply too sad, and sad about being sad, to do it myselv." @territorialTantalization https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/b864a12791ba.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/80838c9127b3.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/c33bb806b326.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/e48504e38002.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/68bv6db73dbd.png
I'v sprained my strut pod. My dreams ov becoming a vamous dancer are ruined. @agileTwist #gore #injuries #ow #yesthisiswhatasprainlookslike https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/b1691992v450.png
"Trolls these days. DEVILING my EQUIPMENT. It's ridiculous how divvicult it is to get in one measly question bevore getting interrupted! How am I supposed to run a VUN and DRAMATIC account in which I harass people vor views when all I get is... ..........." (They would soon come to realize the misunderstanding being had here, largely being that Argyri thinks their hair is not sustenance and probably shouldn't be treated as such, but that thought might just be debatable.) @asphyxiatedCoyote https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/a724vcaa9199.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/7v20e5b04cv9.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/b9185b10vvd9.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/7evcv90340b9.png
You Have My Attention @scratchdoctor
for the last time no baby food is __not__ made of babies why do trolls keep askin me this???
X This has been a good day. x
what do these symbols mean, by the way? i'm not sure what to use them for. one of them looks like this <3, one looks like this <>, one looks like this <3<, and one looks like this c8<.
it's a long story, but basically, i played a game and found out the reward was godhood. i did not get to claim the reward, however. so it kinda sucks.
Could it get any colder? My poor beeehivez are all bundled up to try and keep them from kicking everyone out. I don't want to clean up the little buggy bodiez...
Fazcinating all the highbloodz who came to bee obnoxiouz and claim I don't work when I have a buzinezz I'm running. Bzz bzz. If I waz making enough money to bee comfortable, I wouldn't bee zaying anything about it. Hmmmm...
I have voted to accept the phrase “I’m just a girl” as a valid legal defense. This also includes many of its counterparts, including but not limited to; “I’m just a little guy,” “It’s my birthday,” and “I was tweaking.”
I am merely documenting my findings, so that those who come across these same questions in the future might have some point of reference regarding the inner workings of this platform. From what I have o8served, each comment on a post provides +5 Kult and +5 Kull. I do not 8elieve a post when cre8ted has any 8aseline points of this matter. It seems that engagement through the more “positive” quadrants reduces Kull you have amassed if there is a higher ratio of positive engagement and vice versa. What remains unclear, however, is whether all quadrants carry equal weight. I cannot yet determine whether a heart contri8utes more Kult than a diamond, nor whether a spade incurs more Kull than a clu8. It is a distinction I intend to examine further.
One heart equals +5 Kult points. If someone can diamond this, I can determine if it raises 8y +5, or lesser.
I predict somebody will say something stupid in the next hour. #justseerthings
X Man today. Wow. x
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Anytroll pazt teal iz on thin fucking ice.
I've come to make an announcement: Spades Slick is a bitch-ass motherfucker, he got the crew evicted. That's right, he ignored all information relating to property ownership of our base and he said that this was "my responsibility", and I said "maybe you should have given me the goddamn documents so I could handle it" so I'm making a callout post on my Chittr.ing: Spades Slick, you've got a small brain. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my brain looks like. (It's bigger).
Currently accepting expressions of interest from potential employers. I have a robust resume including prestigious service as part of the Derse Kingdom, long-standing reputation within my local community, and a high Kult score. DM if interested. No Slicks.
CHEWING ON YOU?!?!?!?!?
doing this to @turntechCreamsicle https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6e380455e355.gif
L'hyt tzrch lkrv thsfrh'zh.
I f33l like I bashed my thinkpan against a brick wall. Repeatedly.
Someone PLEASE make a scott pilgrim account so we can all reply to it with THE LINE
// my balls hurt bruh
Guyz. Criziz averted. He literally can't do zhit to me. He'z poor without me and my honey.
back on fucked up earth theyd kill u if u 67d because to THEM it just wasnt funny enough
isnt that so fucked up
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aa81f7663acf.png #nsfw #substance
Guyz how do you block zomeone from zeeing your chitz. Guyz. He fucking made an account. I've beeen zhitting on him all night, fuuuuuck.
HE'Z LOOKING AT MY CHITZ!!!!
>([t#e worms are back]