@tentativeTantalizer — #sevenelevenposting
uhWell sevenEleven 'sGo'ng toBe openToday. 'Swear toGog doNot breakAnyth'ng. "<-o.O-<< https://msparp.chat/troll-seven-eleven #sevenElevenpost|ng
@cr't'calConsp'rac'st hasStolen aTub ofButter. th's|s bothCompletely unacceptableAnd reallyQuest'onable. #sevenElevenpost|ng
'Have beenStand'ng here|n th'sBas'cally emptySeven elevenFor thePast twoHours. #sevenElevenpost|ng
OHwHY FUCK|NGnOW????!!?! #NsFw #SEVENeLEVENPOST'NG
r'ghtNow 't|s aboutT'me toClock outOf workFor theN'ght. notMuch happenedToday but| th'nkThat 'sGood. #sevenElevenpost|ng
'Must rem'ndYou allThat us'ngSubstances 'nThe bathroom|s expresslyForb'dden. pleaseStop. beforeArad'a sets|t onF're aga'nW'th oneOf you|ns'de. ohAlso youNeed toWash yourProngs beforeLeav'ng theBathroom. #sevenElevenpost|ng
WHY'S THEbATHROOM ONf|RE???????? ^ D: ^ #SEVENeLEVENPOST'NG
theGood th'ng|s thatThere hasNot beenAny rowdyCustomers, probablyBecause ofThe largeAmount ofBlood andGuts strewnOuts'de. 't|s st'llOkay 'Guess. #sevenElevenpost|ng #Gore
'Uh 'Really doNot knowHow toFeel aboutTh's. <-o.O-<< #sevenElevenpost|ng
someAsshole dec'dedTo defenestrateThemselves outOf theStore andUh ranOff. so| amGo'ng toGo chaseThem. seeYou guys|n l'keAround anHour. #sevenElevenpost|ng