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ok i can do a spleen slivver that ones easy
headed to the ethereal realm to hunt the elusivve and legendary etherwwyrm y'thaldrexxus so i can harvvest its carcass for spellcastin ingredients do you guys wwant anythin
for this #wizardwednesday i just wanted 2 let u all know that my next transition goals include me transitioning from a conjurer to a mage of illusions thx & i hope u all support me going fwd
Good.
#annoYingbitch
no one has a calling like mine: i was hatched to peg
straight shadowboxing made up phantoms and still losing
Very loud rechitt.
learning a fire spell!!! will keep you all updated...
Thank you! II have been taken care of quiite amaziingly well, iif you can giive kudo2 two @depa2centRetort that would be mo2t appreciiated. The 2tore wa2 clean and 2parkliing two.
There are people you love who would sell you out in a heartbeat. There are people you don't like who would keep your secrets under torture. Love and trust are not related.
#lairsandlusii #fitcheck #technically #wwizardwwednesday wwhile id originally made a big showw a unvveilin the vvisage of SORCERER HIGHTIER the persona intended for wwoegothes upcomin lairs and lusii campaign (and that fit is still legendary rest assured it aint goin nowwhere) i recently came to the ascertainment that my hunger wwas for a eldritch wwarrior of a grittier more crepuscular sorta vvibe so i stepped back into my ideation chamber at the pinnacle a the HOPESPIRE wwhich is wwhat im callin my apartment until the true HOPESPIRE has finished construction and cooked up a tenebrous antihero befittin my current inclinations this is DARKMAGE WWRATHION a vvengeful scion a the stygian blasphemies that creep behind the vveil a reality and culminate in the furthest ring wwith wwrigglin horrortentacles and bloodshot eyes that wwatch wwhen your back is turned and peep at unspoken truths that are better left ignored for sanitys sake he is an apprentice at the BLACK ORCHARD wwhere he hones the terrible powwer trapped wwithin his heart after a bold and heretical experiment fused his soul wwith that of an angel forevver tyin his fates to a portent a doom and misery that he nevvertheless strivves against in spiteful defiance to the ruinous destiny his ambition struck him wwith but it is through that vvery same ambition that he wwill climb his echelladder and return someday to the VVIOLET STEPS OF THALASSYN to slaughter the smallminded theurges that exiled him and claim the authority that is his hatchright
i knoww thats right re fuckin chitt
Good lifestyle.
omg how did you know that's likƐ onƐ of my top tƐn favoritƐ activitiƐs to do. GƐT OUT OF MY HƐAD GƐT OUT OF MY HƐAD GƐT OUT OF MY HƐAD
Archery targets hate t-o-o- see me c-o-o-ming.
the 0nly thing m0re cringe than the c0nstant deluge 0f ask f0rms is the pe0ple wh0 think they're being c00l and c0unterculture by p0inting 0ut h0w much they d0n't care ab0ut the ask f0rms. "an0nym0us asks are lame, just send me shit directly!!" y0u cry, desperate f0r attenti0n but terrified t0 admit it. just suck it up and 0pen a g00gle f0rm already l0ser. every0ne else is d0ing it.
There wa2 never any doubt, II ju2t had two check you know. 2OP.
Holy fuck iit'2 really there, II ju2t checked!
lowkey me tryin 2 explain the specific flavor of genderfuckery i got goin 2 strangers also a #wizard post https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2dde8b7bf1b6.jpg
Weevil. https://i.ibb.co/sxxh5s5/illustration7.png
not now sweety mommys cybercursing a dude #wizard https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c114e668ed70.png
Rest assured, II seek no shit.
Eugh. Understandable. But eugh.
fun facts of the day! an einstein-rosen bridge is what people usually mean when they say “wormhole,” even though the original idea was not really a fun sci-fi doorway you can just hop through with a backpack and a dog. einstein and rosen were looking at the math of general relativity, where gravity is not a force pulling things around like a leash, but the shape of spacetime itself. if spacetime can bend around a massive object, then under certain solutions to einstein’s equations, it can also form something like a tunnel connecting two different regions. imagine spacetime like a big stretchy sheet. a normal path from one point to another is like walking across the sheet: a ------------------------ b but if the sheet folds, those points can get closer: a \ \____ tunnel ____ b that tunnel is the einstein-rosen bridge. the classic version comes from the math of a black hole paired with a kind of mirror-object called a white hole. a black hole is something things can fall into but not escape. a white hole, mathematically, is something things can escape from but not enter. the “bridge” is the connection between them. the problem is: in the original theory, the bridge is not traversable. since it pinches shut too fast, you cant actually travel through it! not even light gets through it! so, if you tried to fly through one, youd get obliterated because the universe is a jerk! thats right. the universe sucks! an einstein-rosen bridge is a theoretical spacetime shortcut, predicted by the equations of general relativity, but the original kind is more like a mathematical “hey, this shape can exist” with no practical application. which is rude, but also very physics. but you know, theres probably some stupid exotic matter or negative energy bs or like, i dont know, green sun empowered individuals that could hold that throat open. but like. how would you find one of those?
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Forgot that I may need to update. No drawing today. I'm helping Ormici find Bievey.
Y0u kn0w what thats s0 legit
I think i was right n0t t0 g0 t0 the beach party
Im n0t afraid just d0nt attend sex parties #nsfw
=oXO hahahahaha last time bievey was in a scuttlebuggy we almost crashed too''' it,s really no wonder they,re so scary¡¡¡¡¡ awawa'''' #antpics ((thank you to biev,s mun for the commission¡¡ sorry it took so long but this is such hilarious timing i couldn,t not post now)) https://64'media'tumblr'com/3ff1700f0899aac6545440f2bf992a85/8b4de73b41596d95-a3/s2048x3072/848ef256cbea001e4a36a412da33e5ddd0efc77d'png =oXO
told Yoч i;m fast @eclecticEngineer ;p no one;s ever beatin mY record: 5 sweeps and goin
alright this nerdY wizardrY shite is prettY cool: jчst tчrned some wanderin bчgger into a popsicle
if i die in the next 2 hoчrs, there;s signs pointin at @depascentRetort and @caligчlasAqчariчm
wait are Yoч drчgging me for this? the hell did i get into and whY didn;t i sign чp sooner
silence apprentice from here on wwhen you open your unwworthy lips its to utter an incantation or say yes dark master ill go get that potion you wwanted (@depascentRetort i suggest you approach it like this) #helpful #niceidan
by all means conduct your tutelage as you please im a touch too busy to be takin on co-apprenticeship but i might be so inclined to pop in wwith the occasional recommendation here and there
guys im a little concerned about howw easy youre makin it to kickstart this psychosexual apprenticeship im actually a gatekeeper and its irkin me that you wwould induct another troll into the esoteric ranks a chittr wwizardry wwithout nary a fuckin deadly trial like wwhere are our standards as spellslingers anymore there had better be a flamin minotaur in that scuttlebuggy park is all im sayin
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you plane shift into the border ethereal and find me there and i look at you like this
I'm glad to hear it.
@depascentRetort For you. https://64.media.tumblr.com/98448ab33f9488e55a78d37dfe117fde/a145f8a9090515c5-24/s1280x1920/740ddd39d1d6c36a3f5dbd37fd55af996773d414.png
@aspiringPessimist "Big Ole Eyes" https://64.media.tumblr.com/d4389c5dd417eb62cb1464b2ecdeabf4/a04b30a25772088d-32/s1280x1920/8cd2fb7badd40cd676a3bb710c8a3ff0c7cb67c8.png
ああ、そうだ、同僚だったんだ！いいね！心配しないで。次の勤務の時は、二日酔いもほどほどにしておくから。
もー知らん！今からベロンベロンのクソ雑魚になってきまーす笑。
the applicati0ns are finished being reviewed say hell0 t0 0ur new team. @imjuni0r can y0u please pr0vide 7/11 bages t0 0ur empl0yees. https://i.p0stimg.cc/bvncctdb/screensh0t-20260604-043648.png #sevenelevenp0sting @vicer0ybubblesvsalamancr @depascentret0rt @terminalannihilati0n @gl0wysparkles @masterculler @markzucc @ambivalentgangsta @carcin0megadrive @navigatingp0laris @tentativetantalizer @aienkan0ahega0
yes captain. im llooking SO HARD RIGHT NOW. HYEAAAAAAAARGGGGHGHGHGGHGH
#wwizardwwednesday #lairsandlusii #fitcheck #wwizarding #sorcery #majyyk #lovve #philosophy #wwar wwizard wwednesday has come and gone long enough wwithout a meaninful contribution from yours truly the prince of hope therefore im blessin you all wwith an introduction to both my neww and improvved divvine robes #myrobes and the character ill be bringin to the sord coast at the advvent a LAIRS AND LUSII SORCERER HIGHTIER https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/37aa1a49b6d8.png
eh. stuff will happen. i see it on the horizon. to me, to m7 friends. just nothing this instant
˚₊‧꒰ა ♱ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚『Hear Ye, Hear Ye!』-ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ True.