Khrist Mophus
@transcendantRebirth
[a] v[o]c[a]l synth f[ie]nd [a]nd [a] b[i]tch[i]ng m[a]ch[i]n[e] f[u]ck y[ou]r st[a]nd[a]rds [o]f g[e]nd[e]rm[o]rphs, [i] [a]m m[e] they/he (in that order of preference)
hits @transcendantRebirth with the human beam get humanised idiot
new icon for my bestie
p[i]nn[i]ng th[e] h[u]m[a]n b[ea]m h[i]s [a]rt [i]s j[u]st t[oo] g[oo]d
[i] j[u]st ch[e]ck[e]d my [ea]rth cl[o]ck t[i]m[e]r d[ea]l h[a]s j[a]c[e] b[ee]n p[o]st[i]ng [a]ll n[i]ght? d[u]d[e]! g[o] th[e] f[u]ck t[o] sl[ee]p!
1. its almost dawn 2. how can i sleep im gonna be horse'd
j[a]c[e] [i]s s[o] f[u]nny s[o]m[e]t[i]m[e]s [i] wr[i]t[e] [a] wh[o]l[e] p[a]r[a]gr[a]ph [a]b[ou]t h[o]w h[e] m[ea]ns th[e] w[o]rld t[o] m[e] [a]nd h[o]w h[e] d[oe]s s[u]ch [a] gr[ea]t j[o]b [a]s my m[oi]r[ai]l [e]v[e]n w[i]th[ou]t kn[o]w[i]ng [i]t [a]nd h[i]s r[e]sp[o]ns[e] [i]s "s[o] [i]m [a] l[o]s[e]r [a]nd th[a]ts why y[ou] l[i]k[e] m[e]?" l[i]k[e] n[o] d[u]d[e]! y[ou]r[e] MY l[o]s[e]r, th[e] f[u]ck?! b[u]t [a]ls[o] h[e]s s[o] m[u]ch m[o]r[e] th[a]n my l[o]s[e]r [a]nd th[e] f[a]ct h[e] c[a]nt s[ee] th[a]t w[i]th[ou]t m[e] p[o]w[e]rdr[i]ll[i]ng [i]t [i]nt[o] h[i]s sk[u]ll [i]s [o]n[e] [o]f th[e] r[ea]s[o]ns [i]m s[o] [U]GH <> [a]b[ou]t h[i]m! n[o]t th[a]t [i] w[ou]ldnt w[a]nt h[i]m t[o] b[e]tt[e]r h[i]ms[e]lf [a]nd h[i]s s[e]lf-[e]st[ee]m, [i] th[i]nk th[a]ts b[e] b[a]ll[e]r, b[u]t mmmmmm h[e]s s[o] p[i]t[i]f[u]l
th[e] w[a]y h[i]s h[ai]r [i]s l[i]k[e]??? w[a]rm c[o]l[o]r[e]d? [i]ts l[i]k[e] r[e]d b[u]t n[o]t m[a]r[oo]n r[e]d [i]ts l[i]k[e] [i]ts s[u]ch [a] sp[e]c[ia]l c[o]l[o]r, [i] c[a]nt b[e]l[ie]v[e] h[u]m[a]ns c[a]n j[u]st l[oo]k l[i]k[e] th[a]t n[a]t[u]r[a]lly
heh you know what they say about gingers we aint got no fuckin souls!
d[ou]bl[e] n[e]g[a]t[i]v[e], y[ou] h[a]v[e] [a] s[ou]l f[a]ct ch[e]ck[e]d by khr[i]st m[o]ph[u]s
[i] th[i]nk th[e] b[e]st p[a]rt w[a]s l[i]k[e] th[e] c[a]m[e]r[a] [u]ltr[a]z[oo]m [o]nt[o] r[e]nj[ie]'s g[ui]lty [a]s f[u]ck f[a]c[e] l[i]k[e] d[u]d[e]? y[ou] dr[o]pp[e]d m[u]lt[i]pl[e] fl[oo]dl[i]ghts [o]n h[e]r wh[a]t d[i]d y[ou] th[i]nk w[ou]ld h[a]pp[e]n?
[o]k[a]y n[o]t t[o] l[au]gh [a]t h[o]w tr[au]m[a]t[i]c my h[u]m[a]n m[oi]r[ai]l th[i]nks [i]t w[a]s, b[u]t l[i]k[e]... y[u]l[i]y[a]s d[ea]th w[a]s f[u]nny [a]s f[u]ck.
"[I]'m Y[u]l[i]y[a], [I]'m [a] c[e]r[u]l[ea]n, 8 sw[ee]ps [o]ld, [a]nd [I] w[ou]ld l[i]k[e] t[o] [o]n[e] d[a]y b[e]c[o]m[e] [a] w[e]llkn[o]wn p[a]c[i]p[e]rf[o]rm[e]r-" th[e]n L[OU]D CR[A]SH[I]NG [A]ND B[A]NG[I]NG [A]S S[E]V[E]R[A]L FL[OO]DL[I]GHTS F[A]LL [O]N H[E]R, SPL[A]TT[I]NG H[E]R [I]NST[A]NTLY th[a]t sh[i]t w[a]s [E]V[E]RYWH[E]R[E] f[o]r [a] wh[i]l[e]
n[ee]d 車R[A]C[E] N[O]W
h[o]w d[oe]s [o]n[e] "j[o]rk" [a] t[i]t, [i]m str[ai]ght l[o]s[i]ng [i]t [o]v[e]r h[e]r[e]
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[i]m s[u]ch [a] f[u]ck[i]ng [i]d[io]t, [i] n[e]v[e]r p[o]st[e]d th[e] p[o]dc[a]st s[u]gg[e]st[io]n/[a]skb[o]x
[i] h[a]v[e] g[i]v[e]n [u]p [o]n v[i]s[ua]ls. p[o]dc[a]st [i]s [au]d[io] [o]nly f[o]r n[o]w w[e]lc[o]m[e] t[o] c[u]lt[u]r[e]sw[a]p, th[e] [o]n[e] [a]nd [o]nly h[u]m[a]n-tr[o]ll p[o]dc[a]st, f[ea]t[u]r[i]ng m[e] [a]nd my h[u]m[a]n m[oi]r[ai]l j[a]c[e]
(( I voice both Khrist and Jace, so uhhh if they sound the same, no they dont ))
j[a]c[e] rn w[i]th h[i]s st[u]p[i]d f[u]ck[i]ng h[o]rs[e]s https://s[ou]ndcl[ou]d.c[o]m/c[u]lt[u]r[e]-sw[a]p/st[u]p[i]d-f[u]ck[i]ng-h[o]rs[e]s
[i] w[i]sh [i] c[ou]ld [u]pl[oa]d [au]d[io] s[o] y[ou] g[u]ys c[a]n h[ea]r wh[a]t @[u]n[i]nsp[i]r[e]d[a]ndT[a]l[e]ntl[e]ss s[ou]nds l[i]k[e] [o]n c[a]ll w[i]th th[e]s[e] "h[o]rs[e]s"
j[a]c[e] s[eei]ng [a] p[i]ct[u]r[e] [o]f [a] pr[e]tty w[o]m[a]n [o]n v[oi]c[e] c[a]ll [a]nd [i]mm[e]d[ia]t[e]ly br[ea]k[i]ng [i]nt[o] s[o]ng [a]b[ou]t h[o]w h[e] w[ou]ld k[i]ll h[i]ms[e]lf b[e]c[au]s[e] sh[e] w[a]s s[o] pr[e]tty
I thought about sex once and I died
at least it l∞∞ks like y∞u g∞t better ✨
Yeah I remembered sex isn’t real and came back to life 👍
thank fuck im so glad it was made up for weird comics and surrealist art
Big Government wants you to think sex is real to push the sale of dating app subscriptions ☝️
fucking true.... thats how theie get you
[s[i]ghs] [a]ny[o]n[e] kn[o]w h[o]w t[o] s[e]nd l[u]m[a]t[e]p[e]r[o]n[e] t[o]syl[a]t[e] [a]cr[o]ss sp[a]c[e]?
[I] [A]M C[A]P[A]BL[E] [O]F F[I]LL[I]NG MY Q[UA]DR[A]NTS [I] S[I]MPLY CH[OO]S[E] N[O]T T[O] J[U]ST Y[E]T [A]NYTH[I]NG TH[E] H[U]M[A]N W[I]TH TH[E] L[A]V[A]ND[E]R T[E]XT S[A]YS [A]B[OU]T MY Q[UA]DR[A]NTS [A]R[E] F[A]LS[E] [A]ND SH[OU]LD B[E] [E]XP[U]NG[E]D FR[O]M [A]NY R[E]C[O]RDS
how do i tell my buddy i think hes a whore... #NSFW #Meow-Meow
YES.
[i]m f[u]ck[i]ng b[u]rn[i]ng [ou]t [u]ghhhh why d[o] [i] g[o]tt[a] d[o] sh[i]t t[o]d[a]y [i]m t[i]r[e]d