Khrist Mophus
@transcendantRebirth
[a] v[o]c[a]l synth f[ie]nd [a]nd [a] b[i]tch[i]ng m[a]ch[i]n[e] f[u]ck y[ou]r st[a]nd[a]rds [o]f g[e]nd[e]rm[o]rphs, [i] [a]m m[e] they/he (in that order of preference)
p[i]nn[i]ng th[e] h[u]m[a]n b[ea]m h[i]s [a]rt [i]s j[u]st t[oo] g[oo]d
[i] j[u]st ch[e]ck[e]d my [ea]rth cl[o]ck t[i]m[e]r d[ea]l h[a]s j[a]c[e] b[ee]n p[o]st[i]ng [a]ll n[i]ght? d[u]d[e]! g[o] th[e] f[u]ck t[o] sl[ee]p!
1. its almost dawn 2. how can i sleep im gonna be horse'd
j[a]c[e] [i]s s[o] f[u]nny s[o]m[e]t[i]m[e]s [i] wr[i]t[e] [a] wh[o]l[e] p[a]r[a]gr[a]ph [a]b[ou]t h[o]w h[e] m[ea]ns th[e] w[o]rld t[o] m[e] [a]nd h[o]w h[e] d[oe]s s[u]ch [a] gr[ea]t j[o]b [a]s my m[oi]r[ai]l [e]v[e]n w[i]th[ou]t kn[o]w[i]ng [i]t [a]nd h[i]s r[e]sp[o]ns[e] [i]s "s[o] [i]m [a] l[o]s[e]r [a]nd th[a]ts why y[ou] l[i]k[e] m[e]?" l[i]k[e] n[o] d[u]d[e]! y[ou]r[e] MY l[o]s[e]r, th[e] f[u]ck?! b[u]t [a]ls[o] h[e]s s[o] m[u]ch m[o]r[e] th[a]n my l[o]s[e]r [a]nd th[e] f[a]ct h[e] c[a]nt s[ee] th[a]t w[i]th[ou]t m[e] p[o]w[e]rdr[i]ll[i]ng [i]t [i]nt[o] h[i]s sk[u]ll [i]s [o]n[e] [o]f th[e] r[ea]s[o]ns [i]m s[o] [U]GH <> [a]b[ou]t h[i]m! n[o]t th[a]t [i] w[ou]ldnt w[a]nt h[i]m t[o] b[e]tt[e]r h[i]ms[e]lf [a]nd h[i]s s[e]lf-[e]st[ee]m, [i] th[i]nk th[a]ts b[e] b[a]ll[e]r, b[u]t mmmmmm h[e]s s[o] p[i]t[i]f[u]l
th[e] w[a]y h[i]s h[ai]r [i]s l[i]k[e]??? w[a]rm c[o]l[o]r[e]d? [i]ts l[i]k[e] r[e]d b[u]t n[o]t m[a]r[oo]n r[e]d [i]ts l[i]k[e] [i]ts s[u]ch [a] sp[e]c[ia]l c[o]l[o]r, [i] c[a]nt b[e]l[ie]v[e] h[u]m[a]ns c[a]n j[u]st l[oo]k l[i]k[e] th[a]t n[a]t[u]r[a]lly
heh you know what they say about gingers we aint got no fuckin souls!
d[ou]bl[e] n[e]g[a]t[i]v[e], y[ou] h[a]v[e] [a] s[ou]l f[a]ct ch[e]ck[e]d by khr[i]st m[o]ph[u]s
[i] th[i]nk th[e] b[e]st p[a]rt w[a]s l[i]k[e] th[e] c[a]m[e]r[a] [u]ltr[a]z[oo]m [o]nt[o] r[e]nj[ie]'s g[ui]lty [a]s f[u]ck f[a]c[e] l[i]k[e] d[u]d[e]? y[ou] dr[o]pp[e]d m[u]lt[i]pl[e] fl[oo]dl[i]ghts [o]n h[e]r wh[a]t d[i]d y[ou] th[i]nk w[ou]ld h[a]pp[e]n?
[o]k[a]y n[o]t t[o] l[au]gh [a]t h[o]w tr[au]m[a]t[i]c my h[u]m[a]n m[oi]r[ai]l th[i]nks [i]t w[a]s, b[u]t l[i]k[e]... y[u]l[i]y[a]s d[ea]th w[a]s f[u]nny [a]s f[u]ck.
"[I]'m Y[u]l[i]y[a], [I]'m [a] c[e]r[u]l[ea]n, 8 sw[ee]ps [o]ld, [a]nd [I] w[ou]ld l[i]k[e] t[o] [o]n[e] d[a]y b[e]c[o]m[e] [a] w[e]llkn[o]wn p[a]c[i]p[e]rf[o]rm[e]r-" th[e]n L[OU]D CR[A]SH[I]NG [A]ND B[A]NG[I]NG [A]S S[E]V[E]R[A]L FL[OO]DL[I]GHTS F[A]LL [O]N H[E]R, SPL[A]TT[I]NG H[E]R [I]NST[A]NTLY th[a]t sh[i]t w[a]s [E]V[E]RYWH[E]R[E] f[o]r [a] wh[i]l[e]
n[ee]d 車R[A]C[E] N[O]W
h[o]w d[oe]s [o]n[e] "j[o]rk" [a] t[i]t, [i]m str[ai]ght l[o]s[i]ng [i]t [o]v[e]r h[e]r[e]
[i]m s[u]ch [a] f[u]ck[i]ng [i]d[io]t, [i] n[e]v[e]r p[o]st[e]d th[e] p[o]dc[a]st s[u]gg[e]st[io]n/[a]skb[o]x
[i] h[a]v[e] g[i]v[e]n [u]p [o]n v[i]s[ua]ls. p[o]dc[a]st [i]s [au]d[io] [o]nly f[o]r n[o]w w[e]lc[o]m[e] t[o] c[u]lt[u]r[e]sw[a]p, th[e] [o]n[e] [a]nd [o]nly h[u]m[a]n-tr[o]ll p[o]dc[a]st, f[ea]t[u]r[i]ng m[e] [a]nd my h[u]m[a]n m[oi]r[ai]l j[a]c[e]
(( I voice both Khrist and Jace, so uhhh if they sound the same, no they dont ))
j[a]c[e] rn w[i]th h[i]s st[u]p[i]d f[u]ck[i]ng h[o]rs[e]s https://s[ou]ndcl[ou]d.c[o]m/c[u]lt[u]r[e]-sw[a]p/st[u]p[i]d-f[u]ck[i]ng-h[o]rs[e]s
[i] w[i]sh [i] c[ou]ld [u]pl[oa]d [au]d[io] s[o] y[ou] g[u]ys c[a]n h[ea]r wh[a]t @[u]n[i]nsp[i]r[e]d[a]ndT[a]l[e]ntl[e]ss s[ou]nds l[i]k[e] [o]n c[a]ll w[i]th th[e]s[e] "h[o]rs[e]s"
j[a]c[e] s[eei]ng [a] p[i]ct[u]r[e] [o]f [a] pr[e]tty w[o]m[a]n [o]n v[oi]c[e] c[a]ll [a]nd [i]mm[e]d[ia]t[e]ly br[ea]k[i]ng [i]nt[o] s[o]ng [a]b[ou]t h[o]w h[e] w[ou]ld k[i]ll h[i]ms[e]lf b[e]c[au]s[e] sh[e] w[a]s s[o] pr[e]tty
[s[i]ghs] [a]ny[o]n[e] kn[o]w h[o]w t[o] s[e]nd l[u]m[a]t[e]p[e]r[o]n[e] t[o]syl[a]t[e] [a]cr[o]ss sp[a]c[e]?
[I] [A]M C[A]P[A]BL[E] [O]F F[I]LL[I]NG MY Q[UA]DR[A]NTS [I] S[I]MPLY CH[OO]S[E] N[O]T T[O] J[U]ST Y[E]T [A]NYTH[I]NG TH[E] H[U]M[A]N W[I]TH TH[E] L[A]V[A]ND[E]R T[E]XT S[A]YS [A]B[OU]T MY Q[UA]DR[A]NTS [A]R[E] F[A]LS[E] [A]ND SH[OU]LD B[E] [E]XP[U]NG[E]D FR[O]M [A]NY R[E]C[O]RDS
[i]m f[u]ck[i]ng b[u]rn[i]ng [ou]t [u]ghhhh why d[o] [i] g[o]tt[a] d[o] sh[i]t t[o]d[a]y [i]m t[i]r[e]d
[o]f c[ou]rs[e] [i] g[i]v[e] j[a]c[e] h[i]s [a]cc[ou]nt b[a]ck [a]ft[e]r w[a]tch[i]ng [e]ndg[a]m[e] [a]nd th[e] f[i]rst th[i]ng h[e] d[oe]s m[a]k[e] [a] #s[ui]c[i]d[e] j[o]k[e] [a]t l[ea]st [i]ts n[o]t m[a]n[i]c l[i]k[e] [i]t w[a]s [ea]rl[ie]r
l[i]st[e]n[i]ng t[o] m[u]s[i]c [i]n th[e] c[a]ll [a]nd d[u]d[e] p[u]ts th[i]s b[a]ng[e]r [ou]t [o]f n[o]wh[e]r[e]? t[i]m[e] t[o] l[ea]rn M[O]R[E] ph[o]n[e]t[i]cs
j[a]c[e]'s ch[i]ttr pr[i]v[i]l[e]g[e] h[a]s b[ee]n t[a]k[e]n w[a]y, [i] ch[a]ng[e]d h[i]s p[a]ssw[o]rd h[e] c[a]n h[a]v[e] [i]t b[a]ck [o]nc[e] h[e] l[ea]rns h[o]w t[o] b[e]h[a]v[e] h[i]ms[e]lf