Khrist Mophus
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[a] v[o]c[a]l synth f[ie]nd [a]nd [a] b[i]tch[i]ng m[a]ch[i]n[e] f[u]ck y[ou]r st[a]nd[a]rds [o]f g[e]nd[e]rm[o]rphs, [i] [a]m m[e]
w[ea]r[i]ng [a] n[e]w b[i]nd[e]r [a]ft[e]r tw[o] sw[ee]ps [o]f w[ea]r[i]ng [o]ld [o]n[e]s [i] kn[o]w th[i]s [o]n[e] [i]s my s[i]z[e] b[u]t [ou]g[uu]gh [i] f[o]rg[o]t h[o]w t[i]ght n[e]w [o]n[e]s [a]r[e] y[e]s [i] c[a]n g[e]t [ou]t [o]f [i]t f[i]n[e] b[u]t [ou]gh [i]m c[o]mpr[e]ss[e]d
* wow two sweeps..? that's craycray! * hope u can feel comfortable with ur new binder and such soon :3
[i]m pr[e]tty sm[a]ll [u]p t[o]p s[o] [i] d[o]nt n[ee]d m[u]ch [a]nyw[a]y b[u]t [e]v[e]nt[ua]lly b[i]nd[e]rs st[a]rt t[o] d[e]v[e]l[o]p h[o]l[e]s
HAaave you ever thought things thaat did not sound likke you aat aall? THaat might be becaause of the secret psychic weaapon testing
[i]m f[o]ll[o]w[i]ng y[ou] f[o]r th[e] s[o]l[e] f[a]ct th[a]t y[ou] s[ou]nd [e]x[a]ctly l[i]k[e] my h[u]m[a]n m[oi]r[ai]l's d[a]d [a]nd [i] n[ee]d t[o] st[u]dy y[ou] t[o] c[o]mpr[e]h[e]nd h[i]m
ohhh fuck I looked at my diary and realized I forgot to. fill out the last two perigees. creator 8e with me I have so much shit to write UGUHUGUHGU
[e]v[e]ryt[i]m[e] [i] st[a]rt [a] j[ou]rn[a]l, [i] wr[i]t[e] tw[o] d[u]sks [a]nd th[e]n f[o]rg[e]t [i]t [e]x[i]sts f[o]r [a] sw[ee]p [o]r s[o]
IT IS FRIDAY OR AS I LIKE TO CALL IT FRIDAY
c[o]nc[e]pt f[o]r [a]n [e]p[i]s[o]d[e] 1 [o]f [a] tr[o]ll-h[u]m[a]n p[o]dc[a]st [a]nd [i] n[e]v[e]r r[ea]l[i]s[e]d h[o]w s[i]m[i]l[a]r my m[oi]r[ai]l [a]nd [i] s[ou]nd
[i]ts [a]lm[o]st l[i]k[e] w[e] h[a]v[e] th[e] s[a]m[e] v[oi]c[e] [o]r s[o]m[e]th[i]ng
[i]t w[ou]ld b[e] cr[a]zy [i]f [i] m[a]d[e] [a] tr[o]ll p[o]dc[a]st w[i]th my h[u]m[a]n m[oi]r[ai]l
DO IT
((honestly that would probably be so much fun!! we need more indie projects heheh -- but also genuinely if you ever needed a VA, I would be willing to send in a voice sample to see if I fit? I'm sure other people would too if you were worried about doing both voices!))
▲who the fuck is Joseph Stalin and why did his face just get protected into my thinkpan▼
[i]snt h[e] th[a]t tr[o]ll wh[o] t[u]rn[e]d th[e] [a]lt[e]rn[ia]n t[u]ndr[a] [i]nt[o] [a] br[u]t[a]l[i]st[i]c f[a]m[i]n[e] h[i]v[e]h[e]ll [i] m[ea]n [i] [o]nly kn[o]w [a]s m[u]ch [a]s th[e] h[ea]v[i]ly [e]d[i]t[e]d [i]mp[e]r[ia]l h[i]st[o]ry l[e]t thr[ou]gh, b[u]t [i] th[i]nk th[e] h[u]m[a]ns h[a]v[e] [o]n[e] [o]f th[o]s[e] g[u]ys t[oo]
▲that's troll Joseph Stalin dumbass▼
h[e]ll y[ea]h n[o]w w[e]r[e] c[oo]k[i]n
[o]k[a]y [i] g[o]tt[a] cl[ea]n [i]t [u]p [a] b[i]t b[u]t sh[ou]t [ou]t t[o] my m[oi]r[ai]l f[o]r th[i]s
m[e]: h[e]y c[a]n q[ui]ckly d[oo]dl[e] [a]n [i]c[o]n [o]f y[ou] [a]nd m[e]? my m[oi]r[ai]l: y[e]h m[a]t[e] m[e]: [a]nd d[o]nt m[a]k[e] y[ou]rs[e]lf [a] l[i]ttl[e] scr[u]ngl[e]r, [i] w[a]nn[a] [u]s[e] th[i]s f[o]r s[o]m[e]th[i]ng my m[oi]r[ai]l: 😔
m[e]: *s[i]gh* [i]ll k[ee]p th[e] scr[u]ngl[e]r m[oi]r[ai]l: y[aaaa]y
i THINK THAT, iF WE ALL BELIEVE HARD ENOUGH, wE CAN HAVE NOT JUST, tHE GREEN YURI BUT, yURI EVERY COLOR OF THE HEMOSPECTRUM,
hEY SO, i DO NOT WANT TO BE A JERK ABOUT THIS, oR ANYTH1NG BUT WAS 1T, mY PROFILE P1CTURE, mY TRANS PRIDE, oR MY YURI TALK THAT MADE YOU THINK TO CALL ME BROTHER?
[O]H SH[I]T my b[a]d th[i]s [i]s g[e]n[uie]nly th[e] f[i]rst t[i]m[e] y[ou] w[e]r[e] [o]n my d[a]sh, [i] g[e]n[ui]n[e]ly d[i]d n[o]t c[a]tch th[a]t [I]f [i] c[ou]ld d[e]l[e]t[e] [o]r [e]d[i]t, [i] w[ou]ld
(( Genuinely did not catch that, as a trans person myself, i am so so so so so sorry
((No worries, you're all good, it happens! I know it'd help if I changed her name, but... I like her being immediately recognizable as Tav still :P ))
((You and she are so real for that, and the choice to change names or not is totally valid and common
ִ ࣪𖤐 WHy dO trO×̷̷͜×̷s asK 'HOw are yOu' wHeN tHey dON't waNt a real aNswer. THis ONe tried tO walK away wHeN I was speaKin' Of my latest sigil experimeNt ON tHe lOcal scu×̷̷͜×̷lebus. Causin' a sceNe, 'wHy dO yOu waNt me tO sit ON tHat' SHUT UP SHUT U×̷̷͜×̷×̷̷͜×̷×̷̷͜×̷. Was su×̷̷͜×̷Osed tO be a fuN excHaNge. I meaN, I'm sti×̷̷͜×̷ Havin' fuN, bl×̷̷͜×̷d everywHere btw, but cOme ON. ๋࣭ ⭑
[i]ts m[o]r[e] [o]f npc scr[i]pt[e]d d[ia]l[o]g[ue] th[a]t [i]snt m[ea]nt t[o] b[e] [a]nsw[e]r[e]d g[e]n[ui]n[e]ly wh[i]ch [i]s st[u]p[i]d [a]nd f[u]ck[e]d [u]p [a]nd y[ou] sh[ou]ld b[e] [a]ll[o]w[e]d t[o] p[u]k[e] [e]v[e]ry d[e]t[ai]l [o]f y[ou]r f[i]x[a]t[io]n [u]nr[e]str[ai]n[e]d. [i]ts th[e] f[u]ck[i]n t[a]x [a]ft[e]r m[a]k[i]ng [u]s p[e]rf[o]rm [e]y[e] c[o]nt[a]ct [a]nd f[a]c[ia]l [e]xpr[e]ss[io]ns tbh, y[ou] [o]w[e] m[e]
[a]s [i]n th[e] p[e]rs[o]n [i]m d[u]mp[i]ng [o]n, n[o]t y[ou] [o]p
If I See The Word " Daddy " Again I Am Going To Retreat Far Into The Mountains And Shave My Hair Off. All Of It. Even The Brows.
m[a]yb[e] [i]m j[u]st g[e]nd[e]rq[uee]r [a]nd f[u]ck[e]d [u]p b[u]t h[o]n[e]stly th[a]td b[e] [a] l[oo]k [a]nd y[ou]d b[e] s[o] p[ea]k p[u]ll[i]ng [i]t [o]ff
h[e]y [u]hhh wh[e]n [e]n[o]ch "w[a]lk[e]d w[i]th g[o]d" [i]t d[oe]snt m[e]nt[io]n h[i]m dy[i]ng??? wh[a]t h[a]pp[e]n[e]d t[o] h[i]m??? wh[e]r[e] [i]s h[e]??? [e]n[o]ch??? h[e]ll[o]? f[u]ck[i]n h[a]rp[a]z[o]'d? wh[e]r[e] d[i]d [e]n[o]ch g[o]??? #r[e]l[i]g[io]n
A lot of scholars believe it wasn't a literal stroll, but rather just meaning he had a deep and consistent relationship with God. However, Elijah supposedly literally flew off to heaven in a chariot of fire without dying.
Oh I do hope that one troll who preaches the bible doesn't take offense...
[i]ts n[o]t l[i]k[e] h[e]s l[i]t[e]r[a]lly TH[E] [oi]ly j[o]sh th[ou]gh m[a]yb[e] h[i]s pr[ea]ch[i]ng [i]s l[i]k[e] s[o]m[e] s[o]rt [o]f th[eo]l[o]g[i]c[a]l c[o]nv[e]rg[e]nt [e]v[o]l[u]t[io]n