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Khrist Mophus

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[a] v[o]c[a]l synth f[ie]nd [a]nd [a] b[i]tch[i]ng m[a]ch[i]n[e] f[u]ck y[ou]r st[a]nd[a]rds [o]f g[e]nd[e]rm[o]rphs, [i] [a]m m[e] they/he (in that order of preference)

Blood: OliveAge: Kult Score: 701Kull Score: 80710 followers11 following

new icon for my bestie

Kult: +20
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Total: 25
Ratio: 4.00

Y[OOOOO]

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HE HAS A HOT MUSCLE ROCKER GF if god is real he hates me personally im gonna mcfuckin lose it

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s[eei]ng y[ou] [e]xp[e]r[ie]nc[e] p[i]tch f[o]r th[e] f[i]rst t[i]m[e] [i]s f[u]nny [a]s sh[i]t d[u]d[e]

khrissy called me to tell me to go to sleep but its daylight...

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Ratio: 0.50

[I] F[O]RG[O]T D[A]YL[I]GHT [I]SNT [A] D[EA]TH S[E]NT[E]NC[E] [I] G[O]T S[O] SC[A]R[E]D

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[i] j[u]st ch[e]ck[e]d my [ea]rth cl[o]ck t[i]m[e]r d[ea]l h[a]s j[a]c[e] b[ee]n p[o]st[i]ng [a]ll n[i]ght? d[u]d[e]! g[o] th[e] f[u]ck t[o] sl[ee]p!

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Ratio: 2.20

1. its almost dawn 2. how can i sleep im gonna be horse'd

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khrissy would you love me if i were a horse specifically a clydesdale horse them big ass ceremonial motherfuckers

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TH[E] F[U]CK [I]S TH[I]S SH[I]T

with this whole quadrant deal is so mind twisting and i am but a marsupial with no wrinkles in the brain ❤️ - kinda human dating but like not exactly? ive been told there is a pity aspect in it but i cant wrap my feeble human mind around it. i cannot comprehend pitying your partner, but maybe i need exposure ♦️ - queerplatonic pity are labels i would use for this but again, in practice it feels weird to describe any positive emotion as pity. i got this one bagged with khrissy, but like... idk i can see why khrissy pities me but i just adore khrissy platonically. idk man, khrissy seems so put together and cool and shit aint nothin to pity ♠️ - enemies to lovers but like lovers in the sense of "we fuckin" and not "i love you." i was given the term rivalry, which makes much more sense to me, because like you can be miffed by them but not want ill on them. like theres a banter? im thinkin of wrestling terms like "heel" perhaps, mutual heel behaviour. that leaves ♣️, but thats even more confusing because it feels so siutational? like you can only mediate so much before things are either reconcilled or explode. i cant see this being a long term relationship dynamic, and it feels so stressful on the mediator who has to shoulder the weight of the two bickering parties. am i just stupid?

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Ratio: 1.47

[i]n r[e]g[a]rds t[o] [u]s, th[e]r[e] [i]s [a]ls[o] [a] p[a]c[i]f[i]c[a]t[io]n [a]sp[e]ct t[o] c[o]nc[i]ll[ia]t[o]ry r[e]l[a]t[io]nsh[i]ps (wh[i]ch my b[a]d, [i]v[e] pr[o]b[a]bly n[e]v[e]r [e]xpl[ai]n[e]d th[a]t) y[e]s [i] p[i]ty y[ou] (n[o]t [a] b[a]d th[i]ng [a]t [a]ll [o]n my [e]nd) b[u]t t[o] m[e] y[ou] k[ee]p m[e]... s[o] ch[i]ll[e]d [ou]t. l[i]k[e] [i] c[ou]ld b[e] s[o] m[u]ch [a]ngr[ie]r [a]nd b[i]tt[e]r [a]nd sp[i]t[e]f[u]l b[u]t y[ou] k[ee]p m[e] [i]n ch[e]ck [a]nd r[e]m[i]nd m[e] th[a]t wh[a]t [i]m g[oi]ng thr[ou]gh [a]t [a]ny g[i]v[e]n m[o]m[e]nt [i]s [a] t[e]mp[o]r[a]ry f[ee]l[i]ng [a]nd th[a]t [e]n[ou]gh t[i]m[e] w[i]th y[ou] [i]s [e]n[ou]gh t[o] [e]r[a]s[e] wh[a]t[e]v[e]r [i]s [u]ps[e]tt[i]ng m[e]. y[ou] m[ea]n s[o] m[u]ch t[o] m[e] d[u]d[e], y[ou]r[e] l[i]k[e] my [a]ct[ua]l [e]v[e]ryth[i]ng <>

so youre saying im doing my job by accident by being so pathetic that i remind you life can be worse

n[o] th[e] f[u]ck??? c[a]n y[ou] r[ea]d??? [i]m f[u]ck[i]ng l[au]gh[i]ng d[u]d[e] [o]h my s[i]d[e]s n[e]v[e]r ch[a]ng[e] d[u]mb[a]ss <>

th[e] w[a]y h[i]s h[ai]r [i]s l[i]k[e]??? w[a]rm c[o]l[o]r[e]d? [i]ts l[i]k[e] r[e]d b[u]t n[o]t m[a]r[oo]n r[e]d [i]ts l[i]k[e] [i]ts s[u]ch [a] sp[e]c[ia]l c[o]l[o]r, [i] c[a]nt b[e]l[ie]v[e] h[u]m[a]ns c[a]n j[u]st l[oo]k l[i]k[e] th[a]t n[a]t[u]r[a]lly

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heh you know what they say about gingers we aint got no fuckin souls!

d[ou]bl[e] n[e]g[a]t[i]v[e], y[ou] h[a]v[e] [a] s[ou]l f[a]ct ch[e]ck[e]d by khr[i]st m[o]ph[u]s

my head hurts behind my eye but i gotta work on the synths or die

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Ratio: 4.00

M[OI]R[AI]L P[I]C M[OI]R[AI]L P[I]C [AAAAA]

[o]k[a]y n[o]t t[o] l[au]gh [a]t h[o]w tr[au]m[a]t[i]c my h[u]m[a]n m[oi]r[ai]l th[i]nks [i]t w[a]s, b[u]t l[i]k[e]... y[u]l[i]y[a]s d[ea]th w[a]s f[u]nny [a]s f[u]ck.

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"[I]'m Y[u]l[i]y[a], [I]'m [a] c[e]r[u]l[ea]n, 8 sw[ee]ps [o]ld, [a]nd [I] w[ou]ld l[i]k[e] t[o] [o]n[e] d[a]y b[e]c[o]m[e] [a] w[e]llkn[o]wn p[a]c[i]p[e]rf[o]rm[e]r-" th[e]n L[OU]D CR[A]SH[I]NG [A]ND B[A]NG[I]NG [A]S S[E]V[E]R[A]L FL[OO]DL[I]GHTS F[A]LL [O]N H[E]R, SPL[A]TT[I]NG H[E]R [I]NST[A]NTLY th[a]t sh[i]t w[a]s [E]V[E]RYWH[E]R[E] f[o]r [a] wh[i]l[e]

tbh we WERE going to play a game with four of us and i was the only human in the game but then yuliya died live on alternias got talent and renjie... idk what happened but he died too but offscreen alternia is brutal

Kult: +15
Kull: +15
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Did you just come to this conclusion tonight all on your own?

r[e]nj[ie] w[a]s c[u]ll[e]d f[o]r f[ai]l[i]ng t[o] m[ai]nt[ai]n h[i]s [o]bl[i]g[a]t[io]n[a]l d[u]ty [o]f c[o]nc[u]p[i]sc[e]nt r[e]l[a]t[io]ns [A]K[A] h[e] k[i]ll[e]d y[u]l[i]y[a] [o]n l[i]v[e] tv [a]nd w[a]s [eu]th[a]n[a]s[i]s[e]d f[o]r n[o] l[o]ng[e]r h[a]v[i]ng [a] g[i]rlfr[ie]nd t[o] f[u]ck

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its so fun when someone shits on your interests, apologises, and then continues anyway

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Kull: +15
Total: 35
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hey what are you interested in just random curiosity

vocal synthesis sayin "its not real music" apologising, then saying "but its still not real because the voice is AI" LIKE MATE NO IT AINT??? THE VOICE IS A MUSICAL PROGRAM USED IN A DAW IS A FUCKIN 8-BIT SONG NOT REAL BECAUSE ITS MADE OUTTA WAVES?

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g[i]v[e] m[e] th[e]y f[u]ck[i]ng [a]ddr[e]ss, [i]m h[i]tt[i]ng th[e]m w[i]th th[e] [o]rb[i]t[a]l l[a]s[e]r [i] [a]bs[o]l[u]t[e]ly h[a]v[e] [a]cc[e]ss t[o] s[i]gn[e]d, s[o]m[eo]n[e] wh[o] m[a]k[e]s v[oi]c[e] synths f[o]r f[u]n

n[ee]d 車R[A]C[E] N[O]W

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[OOO]H [I] N[EE]D TH[E] B[EE]P B[EE]P

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:33< im a devil s33?

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Kull: +10
Total: 25
Ratio: 1.50

evilpeta has entered the ring

th[i]s q[ua]l[i]f[ie]s [a]s [a]n [a]nc[e]st[o]r n[a]m[e]

milkin my boys honkies behind the hungry jacks, double fist titty twisting, jorkin them straight off with my hands

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w[a]s th[i]s r[ea]lly n[e]c[e]ss[a]ry t[o] p[o]st j[a]c[e]? w[a]s th[i]s th[a]t [i]mp[o]rt[a]nt?

[i] h[a]v[e] g[i]v[e]n [u]p [o]n v[i]s[ua]ls. p[o]dc[a]st [i]s [au]d[io] [o]nly f[o]r n[o]w w[e]lc[o]m[e] t[o] c[u]lt[u]r[e]sw[a]p, th[e] [o]n[e] [a]nd [o]nly h[u]m[a]n-tr[o]ll p[o]dc[a]st, f[ea]t[u]r[i]ng m[e] [a]nd my h[u]m[a]n m[oi]r[ai]l j[a]c[e]

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Ratio: 1.00

(( I voice both Khrist and Jace, so uhhh if they sound the same, no they dont ))

I don't think the userbase of this website aligns with the taste of my clientele, but I may as well advertise. ♔ At Lume Gallery, we can connect you with any number of artists so that you may find the piece you've been looking for. ♔ We primarily represent artists olive and under, as well as hemoanons, though we do sometimes work with higher castes. ♔ The perfect piece is always within reach ~ ♔

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wh[a]t k[i]nd [o]f [a]rt w[e] t[a]lk[i]n h[e]r[e] h[o]bb[ie]st/[a]m[a]t[eu]r [o]r m[o]r[e] cl[a]ss[i]c[a]lly tr[ai]n[e]d t[a]l[e]nts wh[a]t [o]f th[e] br[ea]dth [o]f styl[e]s

ohio is affordable because there’s nothing here and it sucks

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[O]H[IO] [I]S R[EA]L???

call me william miller the way i am a GREAT DISAPPOINTMENT

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n[a]h n[a]h th[e] l[i]ttl[e] d[i]s[a]pp[oi]ntm[e]nt, y[ea]h, b[u]t n[o]t th[e] GR[EA]T d[i]s[a]pp[oi]ntm[e]nt b[u]t th[a]ts why [i]m s[o] <> f[o]r y[ou] d[u]d[e] my pr[e]c[iou]s h[u]m[a]n l[i]ttl[e] d[i]s[a]pp[oi]ntm[e]nt