#skillissue
SO COMPL4CATED MODERN TROLL 4S. BEAR WANT SALAD? EAT HEAD LETTUCE. EASY. CRUNCH. 4F TROLL HAVE WEAK JAW. THAT TROLL PROBLEM. #SK4LL4SSUE
I will admit, it is quite hilarious seeing the individuals on my feed struggling with relationship problems with Striders while I am living the life of luxury. Many of you are matesprits with the Worst Guy Ever, while I am fortunate enough to be with a Strider variant who's most evil action against myself is keeping a list of "Things to explain to Trollbama to confuse him" and it was just related to "the clairvoyant groundhog." #SkillIssue.
[OH AN ↑DATE ON AMODEO$ ARM THING $IN#E #BO$$#ON HE$ DOING GOOD BUT $AD HE #AN'T DRIVE $#UTTLEBUGGIE$ #LO$ER ##OULDNTBEME #$KILLI$$UE]
i do kind of admire the trolls who have globes enough to be able to hornypost while under the imminent threat of a drone visit. i dont even have any problems with my quadrants and the threat of drones is still so stressful that the fear chemicals in my pan completely drown out any of the ones associated with arousal. this might be a #skillissue on my part. #violence #nsfw