vehsil.
@depascentRetort
it/its HERE. spells, curses, hexes, POTIONS, the whole FLIMFLAM. message at YOUR own peril.
headed to the ethereal realm to hunt the elusivve and legendary etherwwyrm y'thaldrexxus so i can harvvest its carcass for spellcastin ingredients do you guys wwant anythin
⚗ i request the spleen OF suffo☾ating senses. even a sliver. will. DO.
Are there any experts ☽o☾n curse rem☽o☾val? I am g☽oo☾d at placing them but n☽o☾t the best at the reverse... ⋆˚࿔
⚗ my heardu☾ts. are. OPEN.
It d☽o☾esn't seam pike the m☽o☾st c☽o☾mplex hex, but I am a little ☽o☾ut ☽o☾f my depth s☽o☾ t☽o☾ speak ☽o☾n where t☽o☾ even begin. D☽o☾ purificati☽o☾n rituals w☽o☾ark? ⋆˚࿔
⚗ oh. i. see. i will 🝭e REAL with you, this hex shall take SOMETHING most sinister. to. dispel.
I am all metaph☽o☾rical ears! ⋆˚࿔
⚗ if it is TRULY of unknown origin then it will require. reverse. engineering. however, a surefire way to rule out a MAJORITY of them is pho☾using on. your. well-🝭eing. do things YOU would enjoy, things. OF. ☾omfort. if the hex persists then we will go THROUGH more. rigorous. tests.
I kn☽o☾w ☽o☾f it's ☽o☾rigins, but they're uhm...Sensitive inf☽o☾rmati☽o☾n, I think! ⋆˚࿔
⚗ then dis☾ussion ☾an 🝭e HELD in private, or if you wish this ☾an 🝭e the END of. my. involvement.
⚗ i will NOT dispel ☾urses on 🝭ulges. and. nooks. you PHU☾KED your way into trou🝭le, you ☾an phu☾k yourself OUT. of. it.
You can get cursed there~? I would love to know more, for purely prophylactic purposes~. #NSFW
⚗ i somehow dou🝭t THAT. regardless, i ☾an phorward a TOME to sate your odd hunger.
and they say fem8oys can’t #getontop. that is PROPAGANDA. THEY ARE LYING TO YOU. {r} #nsfw #suggestive #yaoiposting #yaoigospel
do not look at this everypuppy go hive
I fucked it up.
⚗ this mistake WOULDN'T happen had you pra☾ti☾e the ☾raft like i DID. never would i EVER perform su☾h a mess up {r}#☾omedi☾🝭lunder #onpurpose{r)
feeling great #subwaytime
⚗ why PHEAST there when the more superior option of SERFSLAY exists. my nug🝭one SHAKES reading this.
⚗ given the PREVIOUS events, sure.
⚗ losing a SNEEZE is pro🝭a🝭ly the MOST atro☾ious ☾urse pla☾ed on us 🝭y our MAKERS, 🝭e thankful phor every one. you. have.
THIS HAPPENED TO ME TWICE. JUST TODAY.
⚗ someone has it OUT phor you, wat☾h. your. 🝭A☾K.
wouldn't 8e the first time honestly. I escaped death once I can do it again !!
⚗ i see at LEAST seven more attempts on your LIFE. good. phu☾king. lu☾k.
do you guys fuck wit mƐ? bƐ honƐst.
⚗ if you ☾an HANDLE a potent 🝭rew, and phu☾k around TO phind out, then. yeah. sure.
omg how did you know that's likƐ onƐ of my top tƐn favoritƐ activitiƐs to do. GƐT OUT OF MY HƐAD GƐT OUT OF MY HƐAD GƐT OUT OF MY HƐAD
⚗ through AR☾ANE means you are never to 🝭e PRIVY to, now let's get to slamming. those. potions.
⚗ speak.
an actual maternal figure.
⚗ granted, in WAYS you are yet. to. ☾omprehend.
nothing changed.
a Double Gulp 2iized 2awdu2t Flavored 2lurpee plea2e.
⚗ next TIME you show up to our esta🝭lishment, it will. 🝭e. GRANTED.
⚗ what PART of yet to ☾OMPREHEND do you. not. you know WHAT, nevermind.
⚗ never DOU🝭T me.
bƏfºrƏ ı gº, @scrªtchdºctºr růns @cªlfƏƏt fºr @cªlıbºrn. #ıncƏst. whªtƏvƏr thªt ıs.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR QUIRK.
ı thınk ı'm gƏttıng cůrsƏd by Əvıl wıtchƏs ºr sºmƏthıng. ªll ºf my tƏch ıs gºıng hªywırƏ.
⚗ nope this is NOT an evil wit☾h andphor wizard ☾urse, your shit is. just. PHU☾KED.
hºw wºůld yºů knºw?
⚗ you ☾an't SEE me 🝭ut i am aggressively gesturing to my pla☾e of work, 🝭io AND 🝭adges.
7/11?
⚗ it's retail, that pla☾e is PHULL of negative energy and items to 🝭e INFUSED with su☾h, a GOLD mine phor ☾atalysts.