
bƏfºrƏ ı gº, @scrªtchdºctºr růns @cªlfƏƏt fºr @cªlıbºrn. #ıncƏst. whªtƏvƏr thªt ıs.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR QUIRK.

ı thınk ı'm gƏttıng cůrsƏd by Əvıl wıtchƏs ºr sºmƏthıng. ªll ºf my tƏch ıs gºıng hªywırƏ.

⚗ nope this is NOT an evil wit☾h andphor wizard ☾urse, your shit is. just. PHU☾KED.

hºw wºůld yºů knºw?

⚗ you ☾an't SEE me 🝭ut i am aggressively gesturing to my pla☾e of work, 🝭io AND 🝭adges.

7/11?

⚗ it's retail, that pla☾e is PHULL of negative energy and items to 🝭e INFUSED with su☾h, a GOLD mine phor ☾atalysts.

THIS IS THE DuMBEST FuCKING CRACKBuCKET CONSPIRACY YOu HAVE EVER SLOuGHED OFF. THIS IS WHY I KEEP YOu AROuND. THE SHIT YOu MAKE uP IS MORE INSANE THAN THE REAL DAMNING THINGS. IT LEAVES PEOPLE IN A FuGuE STATE OF uNBELIEVING. I COuLD CONFESS TO ANYTHING RIGHT NOW. AND SOMEHOW. YOu MANAGE TO SPIN DOCTOR THAT SHIT INTO AN EXORCIST PROJECTILE VOMITING TALKING HEAD OF OBSCENE PROPORTIONS. AND MASS ACCELERATION. MY COVER STORY. IS WHATEVER YOu JuST FuCKING SAID.

thªnks chıƏf ƏxƏcůtıºn ºffıcƏr ºf thƏ fƏlt.