♦ pitied by @blatantGodhead
Man Steven universe was good. Not as good as mlp but good.
DAWWGGGG!! NOTHIN' COMPARES TO THE SWEET TWANG OF A BITCH'S BANGIN' NINGYO THINGY. I WAS MAD CRASHING ON THE FUTON, STRAIGHT THRASHING BITCHES ON THE BIG TUBE WITH NO CARE FOR THOSE TONY HAWK DIGI-G'S, AND I STARTED GETTING MAD CRAVINGS! SWEET UTTERANCES ALL DROPPED IN MY LISTENIN' HOLES BY MY HOMIE'S MOUTH HINGE MECHANISM. it was crazy, usually he's on the stoic side, but word is words and you know if there ain't a game, there ain't a bro, so i got in on his ravings. KWIK-LIKE, AND IT WAS GOOOD. BUNRAKU BABES FOR DAYS OVER ON PLUSHRUMP DOT COM. GET A LOAD OF THIS, AND GET A LOADS ON THIS. #suggestive https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/24a9029862ae.jpg
YOU KNOW. I WAS GOING TO GO AND FINISH THIS OFF WITH THE REST OF THE TROLL HAMLET VERSION BUT I’VE DECIDED I’M NOT BOTHERED ENOUGH TO DO SO.

🜏 o damn urr diirrk iis a lo♱ bɛ♱♱ɛrr ♱han miinɛ, ♱ha♱ guy iis fawkiing diirr♱y ii am nɛvɛrr lɛ♱♱iin hiim iinvii♱ɛ mɛ baxk 2 hiis hiivɛ ♅

Having attachment issues is so stupid. "Look at them hanging out together!!! What if they hate me!!!" Why are you waffles pancakes'ing this. What the fuck. I'm going to put you in a blender.

its too late
they started to run out of printer ink when makeing me
nOt hOw tHe tImElInE WoRkS MoThErFuCkEr Ya'lL Of aLl fOlKs sHoUlD FuCkInG KnOw tHaT (o:

yall my shit is lagging hold on i cursed my own wifi
rEaL TaLk, WhIcH OnE'S ThE BeSt dAvE? AlL YoU MoThErFuCkErS CaN'T Be tHe cOoLeSt #dAvEhOuR

Im a pimp! Never been a whimp!

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https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a611d6eb8dd4.png @blatantGodhead
#nsfw Of course I have to do this, honey. How else are you goin' to learn to be a good little victim? The welts on your skin look pretty, calm down. It's all gonna be fine. Just listen to me.
I THINK IT'S VERY OBVIOUSLY IN MY FUCKING DISPLAY NAME.

new drinking game where i take a shot every time someone pities one of my chitts #substances

okay, now im up.
I Feel Extremely Normal This Dusk.

theres something about being vaguely panicked all day that leaves a girl still feeling a lil sick by the end of it who wouldve thought


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