♦ pitied by @blatantGodhead

I ★m the only competent one on this isl★nd. The sm★ll r★ccoon cre★ture ★nd his sm★ller clones rely on me for everything. 30 iron ★re you fucking KIDDING ME?

i just wanted 2 get liad n evry1 said no lol #nsfw

do you think my timelines dirk misses me sometimes we were hella close like that was my best friend
unless my opponent uses she an aint married then ill probably miss
i wwould nevver misgender my opponents cause i nevver miss by the wway
Somebody just told me "touch grass." My brother in christ i was raised in a jungle.
boyfriend invited me over finally. i almost thought id have to actually ask to come over. cant look like i give too much of a shit right? lmao.

?why does every bitch act like any degree of playful violence is automatically flirtatiouS ?are trolls really out here being that easy to bag that a platonic kick in the shins is enough to make a bitch pitcH .not every act of friendly violence means a troll wants to hiT #smH #suggestive
Sickos still hate reacting and messing up with my kull/kult ratio. Someone call PETA on their ass.
Local twink trying to grab my attention so they can get their turn. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f1fe9739853b.png

2lept iin untiil way pa2t miidniight and now ii mii22ed the 2tream ii wa2 lookiing forward two watchiing. fuck my chud liife #teamchud or whatever

YOU'LL NEVER BE [Player 1]!
>>| .i'm getting rid .of this carpet while boss .is not looking. still hungry .as .uncared wiggler for sweeps.
>>| they pinned stupid carpet to the wall with nails. why.
oh my god this is going to go on forever
Love my fans.

CLAWING AT THE WALLS RIGHT NOW.

praying junior comes onlien because im unironically so close to a bingo

aw, shit. i should've suggested lyricposting for the bingo card.

i don't know if i should be scared that i have too many people blocked for #chittrbingo.

[BEGIN MESSAGE] n0 0ne iz "juzt" anything. it iz eazy tt0 be kind. [END MESSAGE]

actually you know what dont threaten my dudes girl @turingTranscendence

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i.think.i've.grown.tired.of.the.pity.party.i've.been.throwing.for.myself

I w⚣nder what tr⚣ll underwear l⚣⚣ks like #suggestive ?
D — I have been told my bare eyes are upsetting as well. —>

DONT PITY ME. IM JUST STATING IT. >:B
yknowv vwhat? yeah, taylor svwift is pretty punk rock, ill givwe it to that stallionesque baddie.

ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >Bbuuuuuuurrrrrppp

youre bad why do i have to follow these stupid ass requirements to be a "dave" im absolutely tired of pleasing all of you idiots
My deepessst apolog𓇮esss, 𓇮t wasss not 𓇮ntent𓇮onal. 𓇮 w𓇮ll ceassse my effortsss of comfort. Pleassse do feel better sssoon.

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am i weird for basically never chitting (chittring?) in the afternoon? one of my close pals called it weird as a joke but i actually started to think about it. in the afternoon i'm either in bed napping, in bed staring at my ceiling, hanging out with someone or just going for a walk or hanging out at the park.
> who want me <

I JUST REALIZED I MAY ACCIDENTALLY BE DOING THE THING YOU SAID YOU ARE DOING.
Man Steven universe was good. Not as good as mlp but good.
DAWWGGGG!! NOTHIN' COMPARES TO THE SWEET TWANG OF A BITCH'S BANGIN' NINGYO THINGY. I WAS MAD CRASHING ON THE FUTON, STRAIGHT THRASHING BITCHES ON THE BIG TUBE WITH NO CARE FOR THOSE TONY HAWK DIGI-G'S, AND I STARTED GETTING MAD CRAVINGS! SWEET UTTERANCES ALL DROPPED IN MY LISTENIN' HOLES BY MY HOMIE'S MOUTH HINGE MECHANISM. it was crazy, usually he's on the stoic side, but word is words and you know if there ain't a game, there ain't a bro, so i got in on his ravings. KWIK-LIKE, AND IT WAS GOOOD. BUNRAKU BABES FOR DAYS OVER ON PLUSHRUMP DOT COM. GET A LOAD OF THIS, AND GET A LOADS ON THIS. #suggestive https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/24a9029862ae.jpg

I do hope I don't end up known only for these silly sketches. Being a one-trick pony is good until the pony gets too tired to do its trick.

🜏 o damn urr diirrk iis a lo♱ bɛ♱♱ɛrr ♱han miinɛ, ♱ha♱ guy iis fawkiing diirr♱y ii am nɛvɛrr lɛ♱♱iin hiim iinvii♱ɛ mɛ baxk 2 hiis hiivɛ ♅

Having attachment issues is so stupid. "Look at them hanging out together!!! What if they hate me!!!" Why are you waffles pancakes'ing this. What the fuck. I'm going to put you in a blender.

its too late
they started to run out of printer ink when makeing me

nOt hOw tHe tImElInE WoRkS MoThErFuCkEr Ya'lL Of aLl fOlKs sHoUlD FuCkInG KnOw tHaT (o:

yall my shit is lagging hold on i cursed my own wifi

rEaL TaLk, WhIcH OnE'S ThE BeSt dAvE? AlL YoU MoThErFuCkErS CaN'T Be tHe cOoLeSt #dAvEhOuR

Im a pimp! Never been a whimp!

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o| PuSsSyYyYy |O

o| FaRtIn oN My rOoMmAtEs dOoR |o
#nsfw Of course I have to do this, honey. How else are you goin' to learn to be a good little victim? The welts on your skin look pretty, calm down. It's all gonna be fine. Just listen to me.

FUCK RABIES. Where all my Fellow Radiation Sufferers at? https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/da/e7/c6/dae7c65a7fd961b016126efe6c427196.jpg

I THINK IT'S VERY OBVIOUSLY IN MY FUCKING DISPLAY NAME.

new drinking game where i take a shot every time someone pities one of my chitts #substances

okay, now im up.

I Feel Extremely Normal This Dusk.

theres something about being vaguely panicked all day that leaves a girl still feeling a lil sick by the end of it who wouldve thought



















