Joey Claire
@tiptoeTapper
aspiring animal vet, ballet and tap dance vet, alternia vet. basically a lot of vets.
im dying of embarrassment. oh my god. #nsfw
how do you even type with one hand?? really slowly??? #nsfw
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u get used 2 it
well it hasnt happened to me! i am perfectly fine living the rest of my life not having that happen. 25 and beyond.
okay its NOT im just practicing a little bit of shame over my own body
tried on one of my old outfits recently! what do you guys think, do i still pull it off? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d444ac531567.png
im your dad....
someone tripped me when i was walking out of the coffee shop and now im all lousy with coffee!
out theeeere.. there a world outside of hauntswiiiitch.. #lyricposting
how do you dislike a chit more than once???????????????????????????????????????
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do girls think its hot when youre forward?
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this sorta thin6 never is, but it don't 6et easier by worryin' yerself siCk over it. deep breath, be honest with the 6al ya 6ot eyes for, be *you* CliChe as it is - folks ou6hta fall for who you are, not what y'Can pretend t'be, y'know? i mi6ht just be sleep deprived 'n' ramblin6 thou6h so feel free to disre6ard my hoofbeastshit exCuse for helpin'.
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oh my gosh. okay do you wanna dm about this i think itd be more productive there.
definitely a big crowd of um. yearnful people tonight #nsfw
that and i fumble like every person i meet its so hard to meet people :/
o-Would-you-care-to-discusS-I-have-ears-available-to-listen-if-you-still-believe-your-path-could-use-a-little-rightinG---
i say im tired because ive been working insane hours... noone told me being a vet would be so much work!
im tired, boss
follow up to: https://chittr.ing/profile/tiptoeTapper/63b1d43c-4245-406a-ac8f-1f78508bcf44 my pop has a reel of elvis presley performing naked. i am in posession of elvis porn. #nsfw
c< wHat? >c
he was just there. completely naked. he was just performing like nothing was going on but he was just.. his naughty bits were exposed. #nsfw
c< HuH, well, i MeaN, i guess.... 2 eacH tHeir OwN? but, if yOu waNted 2 get rid Of it, yOu cOuld prObably MaKe a pretty peNNy! >c
i was looking through my pop's old stuff and throwing most of it out and i found this old film reel??? gonna get the old projecter out and see if i cant find out what this is!
i sure did see something very interesting just now! #nsfw
:33< whats that joey?
:33< that tag has meow thinking othpurrwise but okay i turst mew impurrlicitly
big things happening in the world of claire...
ugh im in a... particular mood
:33< what kinda mewd?
:33< like the mewd to share secrets of the type of mewd is secret?
like seriously though how do people live with long distance stuff? there are at least two people i want to see really badly right now :(
the yearning never stops apparently. especially so late into the night.