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Yuri-ing with my best gal pal. #nsfw #yuriday https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b5153d2378e0.png
> Am I being subtweeted? > Er. Subcheeted. Chitted. Chittered. Whatever > Apologies again, just trying to wrap my head around stuff. It's a little overwhelming, partly because I am an idiot and also partly because I am still new to this. > Thank you for those who have been patient with me, and for those who have shouted at me when I have said dumb stuff, because that does still help me understand a bit! > At the very least tells me when I've misstepped, which is better than nothing
> ...Maybe I *am* too obedient. > ...That has me thinking about last night now, too. > ...The way she kept. Calling me a good girl. > > God I'm pathetic lmfao > #suggestive
i dont wanna get uuuuuup... cant the sleepiest girl in the world get another hour? :((
Well. That was, a lifechanging experience. I think. Probably even more than the. Dark World thing.
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Fun was had. #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5818c64382ac.png
it is happening so frequently now :/
Yeesh. Can't even have some privacy in a secluded dreambubble. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a9cb707e7927.png #nsfw
If you saw this with no attachment, no you didn't.
>>| why people don't .use my horns to navigate my mouth .on their bulge? what .is the purpose .of them? .unless you can't stand while .i'm .eating your bone bulge. #nsfw #hornyposting
trying to hold it in. but does this heat thing never end. fuck. i cant be horny 24/7. #nsfw
If squirt is pee, then I must 8e a piss pir8! ARRRRRRRGH! #nsfw #nsfwe pro8a8ly?
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:33 < mew decided to pawst mew #girlbulge nyaw ;3 :33 < #nsfw #bulgeposting https://i.imgur.com/VzGkDPD.png
might regret this later but. fuck it. i showed my dick before so whatever. https://i.imgur.com/8lvOTZB.png #nsfw #bulgeposting
£momtions lik£, totally lik£, SUCK. Lik£ OMG. Lik£, wish I was lik£, a cut£ lik£, purrb£ast b£caus£ lik£, it would b£ lik£, so much £asi£r lik£, UGH. Lik£, OMFG.
#bulgeposting because what else is a girl to do right now? oh and #boobposting too!! #nsfw https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/newoutfit.jpeg
well. here we fuckin go. another #bulgepost <:B https://i.imgur.com/mb16nWN.png #nsfw
SH-ELLO CHITTR!! 38D #nsfw https://img.booru.org/crewbooru//images/18/a89051ddbf46c88fe165d2815645d0d467f1dcc2.png
Robot sex. #NSFW #YEARNING
I see that post failed to garner much attention—perhaps this one will prove more… compelling. {Artist: solidusfs} #NSFW https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/7126068%20-%20homestuck%20rose_lalonde%20rosebot%20solidus.jpg
ThiS next teSt requireS reactive cOOperatiOn. If yOu can keep aLL fOur reactS even acrOSS the bOarD. YOu wiLL paSS the teSt. Off the recOrD I DOn't think yOu can DO it.
I FELT VERY CUTIE PATOOTIE TODAY!!! I TOOK THIS SELFIE AFTER MY MOIRAIL GIFTED ME THE REMAINS OF THE FOUR CEOS THAT IMPLODED A SUBMERSIBLE!!! HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AELVJGRZYYZ0NKRU/DEXTRA%20VUZREI.PNG
Just one more thing... Late night at the office, got the cheesecake and the chow mein, working hard to get these files sent to my superiors
executus is taking questions now as well. does anyone have any questions for the cat?
Intro chitt Yiffany "Ruby" Lalonde (More shenanigans on tumblr @ rubyredandbarking) Transfem Has minor first guardian powers Hates the world, will fight you.
<<"wow, you do look cute!">>
❥ No bulgε pics sorry!! U gεt bεധbs instεad!! #nsfധ ｡˚○ https://ოεdia.discordapp.nεt/attachოεnts/1024198171074777170/1498191573824045056/IოG_6416.png?εx=69f04322&is=69εεf1a2&hო=f2ε44fε291bεε9f4733540db38a171εεc26fbε840977bfε87df01f152822da09&=&forოat=ധεbp&quality=losslεss&ധidth=495&hεight=435 ｡˚○
all through high school i continued loving fantasy stories. princesses, unicorns, wizards, fairies, dragons, knights, mermaids. scifi not so much. spaceships, aliens, time travel. that was too close to home. i wanted to think about any world other than the world i was living in. by the time i was college aged, a lot of things changed. most of my delusions of magic and true love i had to shake off. of course i kept hobbies. i would have gone properly insane if i didnt maintain one or two avenues of escapism. all work and no play as they say. but the work has definitely stayed the heavier side of the scale.
Lik£, so cut£ as always!! ;P lik£, th£ cut£st!<3
bulge size? uh not sure! pretty damn big tho. over 10 inches for sure. here i'll repost this for reference incase someone wants to do the maths! #nsfw https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/img_5802.jpeg
okay after many repeated delays here's my proof of cock. i even got a monster can so i can do one of those stupid size comparisons. my apologies for this taking a whole day to get done #nsfw #bulgeposting https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/img_5802.jpeg
#OrlandoNights #ItsStillVeryHumid #PTO #nsfw https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/1861/a10eb53a63a1adf0a1a45b054b2dbe9e.png?10461400
the first round of invitations for my very close friend is / @tallykissing @titillatingnotions @ghostlikemechanism @crideajeevik @karnaldetente @pseudoryxboom @tiptoetapper @dammarchy
boss makes a dollar / i make a dime / that's why i feed off company slime
She has, yet again, risen https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/7792/sample_3e749501a0e770c52edbe2f095084433.jpg?8897147 #nsfw
To the. anonymous account that keeps. sending me screamers and. videos of trolls being. vaporized by drones I. know who you are
con prep is going well / expect radio silence / sorry
thats very exciting! i knew you could do it. you were always a bright kid and youve got such a big heart too. youre going to do great as a vet.
i should learn how to draw / all the fan art of me is so pretty and i wish i could draw other people fan art
If you need to ask, you're not ready for parenthood.
Just saw a stupid looking baby, and when I kindly pointed that out to it's mother SHE got offended! You just can't do right by some people, if The Lash's baby looked stupid (an absurd hypothetical) The Lash would want someone to tell him so he could fix it! #stupidlookingbaby
It seems as if our pond has grown enough to attract some bigger fish. So long, my sanctuary. The sharks are already here.
i am matesprits with joey claire / please be nice to her everyone
i love my matesprit / i have a good matesprit
//I love posting stuff as Chixie because I'm barely in character. I'm just like this. I take a normal sentence about my life and trollify it. It's fun
harley is a very common last name! i wouldnt worry about it
The Geneva conventions cannot stop me because I am simply not reading them.
I have been told that is referred to as the Yuri
first of all the fit is adorable second of all you use a flashlight thats actually really cool
you're also really smart / i appreciate you
that's the kinda girls we are / isn't that right
collect my pages
I would like to apologize to anyone I have personally misgendered during my time on Chittr. I can assure you it was unintentional, and will be doing a thorough check to ensure this is an issue of the past. I have sent out a stimulus package of $10,000,000 to those affected by my actions. Again, I would like to issue a sincere apology. If you feel wronged, please do not hesitate to reach out. I am a proud supporter of all Alternians.
it's ok, humans are all good on here.
CUTEEE that shows so retro lmfao