Kanaya Maryam
@galvanizingAttrition
I Was Convinced To Make This Profile Vis A Vis My Wife And Being The Dutiful Copalescent Coupleloid I Am I Took Her Upon That Offer (source: https://cara.app/post/f23e810c-6db4-4338-b0cb-23bbd133a98)
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Women
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Women.
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Meditated Atop My Oversized Rock In The Nude Under A Waterfall As The Waves Crashed Down On Me In Total Sublime Meditation To Utter The Following Enlightenment: Guns Are Yonic Because Of Hole
guns r intersex bc they have both a shaft and a hole
You load in a 'shot' and it expels a product. Is firing the weapon like birth?
"My Revolver's Chamber Is Pregnant With A Litter Of Bullets"
[cowboy voice] "Ah'm pregnant and it's yours!" BLAM BLAM BLAM
Lying In Bed With My Wife, Clothes Optional #nsfw
Lying? I thought you'd be more honest than that.
Ow. It was a pun.
It Was A Good Pun But It Was Jab Worthy Do You Feel My Kisses Against Your Side #nsfw
Can I watch?
She can join. I like this Rose well enough.
Okay yay.
Clothing Also Continues To Not Be Optional For All Parties #nsfw
One Time I Tried Origami And Was Banned From Continuing The Hobby For Filling The Bed And Living Room With So Many Paper Cranes It Was Thousands
At least you're good with your fingers. #Suggestive
折り紙を使って誰を癒やしたの？
The Most Challenging Thing About Earth C Fashion Was Reinventing Textiles; Though The Game Itself Provides Materials In Creating Clothing, Textiles In The Range We Traditionally Know Them Essentially Ceased To Exist Since We Inherited A Blank Generic Planet Textiles Typically Come From Animals; Woolbeasts, Spiders, Worms And More- Thus, Through DNA Replication From Remains Such Creatures Had To Be Brought Back Or Emulated Somehow Through Planetary NPCs It Was A Dark And Unfashionable Time But We Learned From Those Obstacles
god setting up the ecosystem really was the biggest pain in the ass when starting out :( i mean the old ladys fleet had stuff for colonizing planets and jane got really good at growing specific plants and stuff but it was still incredibly hands on
um, to be clear, are you commiserating about the terraforming, or being shocked at the evil part...
Terraforming The Evil Here Has Come And Gone; The Days, Quiet But Fulfilling In Their Peace
i... wish i could say the same idk what is going to happen to new alternia but at least the big bads are all out of there me included
You Are Not Included All The Evils We Faced Were Ontological In Form; But Morality Upon Those With Free Will Is Ultimately A Choice If You Think You're Evil, Then You Are; But That Can Change, By Belief And Action Alone, Regardless Of The Past
... :) thank you kanaya that means a lot after the night ive had im lucky enough to have a choice now but i didnt back then and its something im still struggling with
Choices Are Difficult, But Are Like Bandages; You Rip Them Off And Then Move On
I Make My Wifes Underwear On Purpose So That When She Uses It And Im Folding Laundry Its Mere Presence Has Maximized Its Sexual Appeal As I Am Nothing Short Of Efficient At Curating The Visual-Olfactory Presence Of Her Undergarments #nsfw
:33< 33p! :33< *ac covers her face, flushed olive*
:33< * ac uncovers her face with a soft sigh and relents, not like there was much holding her back anyways* :33< all of it, really :33< knowing that mew were close enough to measure up close in an intimate small setting :33< to s33 mewre matesprit fully, and to know her fully to choose the patterns, styles, what she prefurrs and what mew know she'll like... :33< even if she doesn't know it yet :33< act of it being worn, simply knowing its being worn, or s33ing it loose around her thighs :33< the cleansing and the purride knowing that its made of love
:33< *ac nods* that is very immpurtant yes, i agr33 :33
I think so, too.
X00< SHHHH SHHHHH X00< *ac covers cts eyes*
The Beauty Of A Devious Wit Is That It Is Naturally Duplicitous In Form; As When Weaving The Textile Of Literary Comedy Onto A Mass That Deign Read About It, The Deception In Of Itself Is Woven Into The Humor Of The Situation And Bends Surreality And Post-Modern Thought Modes In A Subtle Way That Encourages The Boxing-In Of Modes Of Thought That Are Trapped In The Context Theyre Made In Thus I Encourage And Beseech Onto You All: Lie More On The Internet
Fucker.
Too Many Vriskas On This Website I Believe We As A Community Should Let Some Go Ethically; Deliver Them Back To Nature To Reintegrate With Their Native Habitats As They Need To But Also Tie That With Some Sort Of Inane And Elaborate Game Show Premise Open To Workshop Suggestions On It
Listen. I've known Kanaya waaaaaaaay longer th8n you have, junior fussy face trainee, and I don't w9nt to hear a8out her happily ever after if it's j8st sloppy makeouts. I expected more for her! I expected 8etter than that! I just w8nt to leave with my foolish childish respect f8r her intact.
That Is Quite A Sad And Foolish Thought That You Earnestly Believe Your Expectations Matter To Me When I Am So Happily Married We May Be On Good Terms Vriska But Know That While You Have Known Me Longer, Rose Knows Me Much Better Than You Ever Bothered To
Not for your lack if trying if I remem8er correctly... 8ut I didn't say she didn't know you 8etter, just that I knew you l8nger. Long enough to h8ve expect8ions that you would rise a little higher in life overall! You've g8t the talent, and yet all I ever hear a8out is sloppy m8keouts in the alleyway. ::::(
Thats All Youre Told I Would Assume The One Who Knew Me Longest Would Know I Do Other Things; That Such Hobbies Are Still A Thing, And That I Very Much Still Have A Life Do You See Me So Low As To Not Be Capable Of It?
Trolls every day throw their lives away on rel8ionships and codependency and worse, so if that's all I ever hear a8out from you then yeah, as a FRIEND, I'm going to 8e a little worried. I thought you were 8etter than that, and maaaaaaaay8e you still are, 8ut you can't 8lame me for not getting to see it.
I Will Compliment You For Caring, Deep Down, But Remind You That Your Reality Extends Beyond The Knowledge Revealed To You
If It Was Not Obvious Yet: @tenebrousTantalization Is My Wife And I Herald From Her Timeline Not So Obvious: Too Many Of You Have Handles Too Similar To My Wife Making Selecting Her Handle The Most Dangerous Game Of Spatial Awareness Russian Roulette Known To Trollkind
Women
It Must Be Said Again Despite The Likelihood Of Already Being Said As A Proverbial Sign Tap
Women.
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Wife One Time Approached Me For The Creation Of, Quote "A one piece outfit without arm sleeve exits or external feet holes for the legs," And I Pointed Out To Her That This Is A Sleeping Bag So I Made Her A Burrito Wrapping Bag She Can Sleep In, It Looks Like This https://marmot.imgix.net/8084bc31-13ae-30ab-acbe-5f4936e3b5c1/8084bc31-13ae-30ab-acbe-5f4936e3b5c1.jpeg
Bed has been a fiesta ever since.
Do we dare attempt the double burrito cuddle? It's only been spoken about in the dark depths of Taco Bell stockrooms, whispered barely above a breath just by the boxes of frozen salsa and crunch wrap tortillas.
Only If You Pretend To Be The Intoxicating Seasoned And Sauced Meats To My Delicate Foliage Of Vegetable Varieties Mingling Into A Noxious Flavor Of Good Eats And If The Both Of Us Were Naked, Of Course #nsfw
(I Am Currently Testing My Wife To See If She Can Recognize Me From The Equal Horde Of Jade(d) Lesbians Perusing This Labyrinth Of Maddening Reflections)
All I have to do is clap, and you'll light up my way back to you.
Several Copies Of My Wife Have Immediately Followed Me But To What Do I Owe This Fine Bouquet Of Roses Presented To Me; Of Such Tragedy That My Loyalty, So Lamentable, Is Always Committed To One
The other Roses and I established that a group of us is called a Funeral, actually. It's nice to see you, as always.
Do You Call It A Funeral Because You Cant Spell It Without Fun In It
That Is The Difference Between You And I Amidst Women, Dave I Never Think Of A Bouquet As A Joke.
It Is Perhaps Either A Perverse Serendipity Or An Ill Omen That I Register For This Web Site And Am Greeted With The Celebration Of Several Sequential Knives
my bad
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