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helloo everynyan!! :3 havent been online in forever. be nice!! askbox: https://forms.gle/ZKoEtznrAbq48N3Y9 // all profile art by Newtype Hero! w/ zero association with him lol
helloo chittr!! my names nepeta and im new here lol been boored as of late and felt like joining could spice up my days even if a tiny bit hehe heres a quick pic of me ready to share with the world! :3
yoooo waddup everybody lmao been a bit of a fun week for me X3c visiting many friends actually! whats everyone up to? :3c
just (hilling a bit before tomorrow! got a full plate with training and the part7
i wore a maid outfit once. we rented it out. i felt rlly pretty in it! and my roomie karkat rlly liked it too lmao :P
trust me, we have thought about it, but for several reasons we arent doing that again. one reason being most of those services probably will not want to attend us for maid outfits ever again :P
i can get you sized up for another dress at the lohac tailor shop naknak let me know if you ever wanna stop by
weeeeell me and karkat kinda umm returned the outfit in like. rlly rlly bad condition 😅
ill send my coordinates to your dms!
mmm thinkin about delicious treaats 🤤🤤
well. what have you eaten? :3c if you dont know what a yummy treat is then surely u aint eatin right lmao XP
...what do you mean unsure, whut? did you or did you not lmao
[|||] #nsfw iiif the buuulge is baaad you caaan move in clooose and staaart booing in their eeear lmaooo
#lmfao
ive done this a couple times with my friends lmfao its really fun X3c
already said this earlier but i feel like sharing again lmao X3c last time i measured my height i was bout 6'6" but i have likely grown a little in that time :P
[|||] daaamn, from yooour pics i kinda haaad a feeeling you were taaall~
man i blasted the hell out of that hate rea(t. i didn’t mean it!
whuh a karkat just randomly followed me :? @carbolicGalvanologist hi man!! how are you? :3c
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK OFF. I WAS SEARCHING FOR A CHITT THAT MY NAME HAPPENED TO BE IN AND CAME ACROSS ONE OF YOURS. LOOKS LIKE YOU ALREADY HAVE A KARKAT, SO I'LL HAPPILY ROLL MY CHAFING ASS RIGHT ALONG DOWN THE TIMELINE. THAT SAID, I COULD PROBABLY COUNT THE VERSIONS OF NEPETA I'VE SEEN WHO HAVE STUCK FOR MORE THAN HALF A FUCKING SECOND ON ONE PRONG. LET ALONE A GREAT, BIG, TOWERING MOUNTAIN OF ONE. PARADOX SPACE IS ONE HELL OF A ROULETTE WHEEL. SIGH. HI, NEPETA.
lmfao?? hii man! that explanation makes a lot of sense lol makes sense why it seemed so random on my end now X3c anyways how have u been!! umm idk if thats the best way to make conversation rn but i do wanna try cuz making new friends is aawesooome!! pawesome? heheh pawesome :3 even if those new friends are just alternate versions of my irl friends too lmao XP i dunno if you saw some of the chits i sent earlier, but ive been out with my karkat at a jadeblood friend's hive for the weekend. have returned to our hive at this point lol :P had a very fun time and had lotsa yummy food!! i could go for a midnight snack though... any suggestions? :3c
GREAT. FANTASTIC. WHAT A PUSHER-WARMING STINT OF DOMESTICITY. IT MAKES A WARM, SIMMERING TIDE OF BILE RISE JUST HIGH ENOUGH IN MY WINDHOLE TO MAKE MY BODY TINGLE WITH ACERBIC ENDEARMENT. I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT WHAT YOU MEAN BY "YOUR" KARKAT, BUT I DON'T CARE. IF HE'S ONE OF THE ONES ENJOYING BEING A REGULAR, EVERYDAY JACKOFF, HE'S DOING BETTER THAN I AM. BUT IF ONE KARKAT REALLY ISN'T ENOUGH FOR YOU, THEN SURE. WHY NOT. GRAB ANOTHER ONE OFF THE SHELF. THERE'S A WHOLE FUCKING KARKAT FACTORY HERE, AND THEY'RE JUST CRANKING ME OUT LIKE I'M GOING OUT OF STYLE. THAT'S MY WAY OF SAYING "DON'T BE A STRANGER," I GUESS. I'LL LET YOU IN ON SOMETHING, NEPETA. I DO, IN FACT, HAVE A MIDNIGHT SNACK OF CHOICE. AND IT'S A FUCKING WILD ONE. THIS SHIT REQUIRES ACTUAL 12TH CENTISWEEP ALCHEMY TO MAKE. IT'S CALLED FUCK TOAST. AND IT MAKES YOU SAY "THIS IS FUCK." COURTESY OF TROLL MASAHIRO ITO, THE LEAD MONSTER DESIGNER OF RUSTY TETANUS PURGATORY SIMULATOR. [ https://i.redd.it/9dh783ex08b41.jpg ] ENJOY. AND WELCOME TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
hai i hit the slime right as you sent this so i didnt actually have this as a midnight snack lmao XP but!!!! i just had the fuck toast for breakfast. didnt have "chinese pepper" so i didnt add that part, but that didnt rlly matter. that was so fuck!!!! i had like, a couple pieces of fuck toast just now lmao it was rlly rlly good thank u for the suggestion soooo much! <3 btw just to be clear me and "my" karkat doesnt imply we are like. in a romantic relationship lmao :P i can understand why u would guess that though. we are just roomies! he helps me with upkeeping our hive space and i. sit around n look pretty ig lmao XD always room for one more karkat i think :3c ...actually, now that i say that out loud. if they put two karkats in one room i do not think things would end up too pretty. but thats alright! its just how u are and thats fine by me lmao :3
last day at kanaya's hive with karkat! we just returned from eating at a local restaurant. the food was preeeetty yums! <3 ...but now i have a tummyache :( ooughh
thanks man! <3 ...man? entity? umm if i had to guess youre likely not even a troll lmao XP def feeling better tonight! :3 have had many delicious foods between that chit and this one so i can for sure say im getting stronger in that sense heh B3
Y⦶u are c⦶rrect, I am n⦶t a man, n⦶r a tr⦶ll. I am a fl⦶ating eyeball. Maintaining such a diet is g⦶⦶d. C⦶ntinue t⦶ gr⦶w str⦶nger. I am eager t⦶ see h⦶w y⦶u pr⦶gress ⦶n y⦶ur path.
impressive how a floating eyeball can communicate thru here! we truly live in the future lmaooo X3c anywho, aye aye! o7
oh yeah quick update on my end. i guess im stayin the whole weekend at kanaya's alongside karkat lmao :P not that im complaining! have been having a really fun time. and those two have clearly been enjoying themselves together too hehe X3c
//genuine thought. the community ran ad system for this site is actually such a good fucking idea i love it so much <33 //such a good incentive to financially support the site and in return make the whole place livelier and more fun and ughh its so good!!!! big props to the site staff for getting the system up and running cuz this is gonna be sooo good !!!! //legit makes me want to become a big ole patreon myself... irl i dont actually have any income so i cant but like. im full on considering using future income on supporting the site to run some ads. love it love it looove ittt <333
i rlly gotta try my hand at meeting new fun like minded people on here mwehehe <3 bur for now. i slep. zzzz
goodlight!
sleep well!
sometimes i wish i could be a bit more dominant casually in the way i carry myself. but i just find it so difficult when i rlly dont feel like i got anything going on with myself to merit bein like, the center of attention :\ #suggestive maybe? shrug...
all you gotta Do is internalize the fact you HOT SHIT! if you think you Dont got it goin on you WRONG! everyboDys got it goin on soMehow! once you get that shit Down the confiDence will coMe!
you just have to want it, and know that they want it, and and when it feels right, the magic happens. i mean also you should be talking to the other person about it, but for me it starts with a feeling.
i def have more confidence in myself than i did just a couple sweeps back. but boy i dunno theres just something so tough for me in speaking with like. my full chest ya know. shrug
well, that makes sense, it's a lot of (hest to speak with, ehe but nah, just take 7our time and be 7ou. that's alwa7s m7 advi(e
ur rite!!! if i know one thing is that im absolutely a hot piece of ass lmao X3c that alone has absolutely boosted my confidence over recent sweeps. ive been improving on this front generally speaking recently as well..! i dunno though. sometimes it really does feel like i havent done much progress on that whole deal though. but that's probably just mah tired pan talking lmao. had a bit of a long day :P
HELL YEAH sister! you got that right! in terMs of bein tireD yeah that can Make shit tough on the thinkpan. never trust the thoughts past a certain tiMe ESPECIALLY after a long night
ugh this is gen so so soo good and such good advice~!!! >X33c !!! gotta say. i have pretty easily been able to be very confident and pretty dominant in scenarios where i know FOR SURE that things are alligning well. which like, does actually happen more often than not! after all. i know im a hot piece of ass lmfao ;3 #suggestive thing is tho. this whole chit is moreso about, like... just general interactions? even just with like. people on here im interested in knowing better or whatevs. i want to speak with my whole chest but i simply cant and end up holding myself back noticeably. and that kinda sucks!!! im gen SUUPER jealous of anyone who can just. hop in and be bold on the get-go. even if the boldness is misplaced in any way lmao. yeah like super duper jealous. sigh... if i had that level of confidence and boldness im sure i would be able to get to some very interesting places in life. places i would love to go!!!! but for now im still trying to build up much confidence at all. le siiighh
what, you're jealous of people who can just read someone and tell if they'd want to be on the other end of a collar and leash? ;) #suggestive
the hard part is having the nerve to actually do it, and then controlling someone else because you know they want it. but that's it, that's the trick, you know they want it. and because you know they want it, you're just giving them what they want. even if it's, say, being on a leash and getting your face tugged between someone else's legs. #nsfw
mehh screw it sending askbox time. send me aaanythingg at aaalll im boooored :33
soooo. did yall have anything yummy to eat recently? :3c for dinner me and my friends ordered a buncha pizzas and i had like soo many lmao XP
hmm how much have u eaten tonite :? like i said earlier i had a pretty big meal myself lol! X3c
🤤🤤🤤🤤 if u happen to have any leftovers. make sure to share them with those who need it! (me) :3c
// unironically gotta make that stuff myself irl it sounds GOOD
ooh..? care to elaborate on dat..? :3c whuts so special about tonight huh.........
[+] just had the Last of it unfortunateLy. was bareLy enough for a whoLe meaL. but i'LL be sure to have pLenty to share next time!
alrighty! :3c u seem pretty interesting... and hey. if u got a big appetite. thats for sure smth we got in common at least lmao ;33 i hope whatever todays anniversary is goes great for you! <3
soooo have i missed anything? :3c like i said earlier i've just been hanging out at a friend's house and we're actually going to stay here for the night too lmao :P
[|||] nooothing i can thiiink of, i juuust started beeeing more aaactive agaaain heeere~
well aalrighty~! i guess i prefer there to be less action while im not actively here than the other way around lmao :P hope ur days goin well!! <33
OH YEAH i didnt post anything today lmfaoo XPP umm hai everyone!! havent said much today cuz karkat and i have just been going out a little to visit some of our other friends and have a fun time :3 currently at a jadeblood friend's place! layin down all lazy like always atm loll X3c
sshe iss glad you have had fun
im still having fun! X3c karkat and kanaya (jadeblood friend) are off doin stuff on their own a lil bit away. some board games or smth? i dunno lmao i didnt rlly understand the rules so i didnt want to be part of it :P
⚞ SIGH. The PERVERTS are WINNING. #vaguepost⚟
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belly is full of food again <3 and gotta say.. feeling horny af now mmm~ gonna look around for smth to dooo about thiiss. feeling so waarrmm mmreowww~~ <33 #nsfw
ii meaaan a liiittleee its more the feeling of fullness plus the comfiness at this hour :P
I see! Perhaps it's my cross to bear, then. My own responsibility to take... how dire.
im also just rlly comfy!! bein warm and cozy with a full belly all on my own just gets me purring for some excitement if u know what i mean lmao :3
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<<"awh, hope you can find a way to get that all.out soon, hehe">>
shame, i’m settled in for now. next time, i’d be more than happ7 to lend a helping hand. among other parts
loooking for something to do huh? :o) HEY KITTY.
heyyy! :33 i just woke up and am gonna have lunch soon lol :P hope ur doin alright other gamz <3 ill keep yall updated with how my moods goin mwehehe~ mreoww >:3c
sorry for the late reply. I AIN'T CHECKING THIS DAMN APP TOO MUCH LATELY. but yeah id like to stay updated. NEVER KNOW WHEN A CHARITABLE MOTHER FUCKER GONNA NEED TO DO HIS BEST IMPRESSION OF A CHAIR FOR HIS KITTY FRIENDS. especially if you mreow all cute at me like that.
damn! very forward mwehehe. i like that~... >:33 for the record tho. ur gonna have to be a veeery sturdy chair to support me~! my ass is hefty and veeeryy needy for attention lmaoo <33
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need.. yummy.. midnight snaack......... 😿😭😭
GASP YES on like salty crunchy crackers oooo 🤤🤤🤤 although its just. not gonna be filling enoughh.. im just gonna stay hungry.. 😿
... u didnt think i would have eaten over one can of tuna initially :? anyways id like some VARIETY up in here!! some tuna and crackers.. and what else could i geet.......
Hmm.. I used to enjoy graham crackers and milk when I still had them!
gasp truee i should get some milk!!!! i downed all of the chocolate milk my friend gave us for the week a bit ago so theres no more of that but theres still a good couple cartons left of other kinds... i think this will do :3c